Hamzee

[Charmychan823]

HoNk

[REAPER3382]

Do want

[ThePromesian]

HoLy MoThErFuCKiN sHiT.

[dragonsember]

In the static, it says "MiRaClEs"...

[Havenshardlight]

MiNd = BlOwN...

[VengeanceOtaku]

Can I take the pig home?

[pokingninja99]

that's so amazing. :D

[Dapplefern1]

Is gamzee a hippie clown? *thinks about hippie clowns* He is just truely awesome!!

[zxcvbnmpop100]

Nice one HetaliaRoseThorn ^^

[HetaliaRoseThorn]

HAMzee...and TavROAST...

[Seeige]

@xXJJ45Xx his design was based off of "Juggalos" but for all we know since in homestuck the trolls existed first ICP could just be based of of gamzee's religion O_O

[Dapplefern1]

If I get 150 likes, I will dress as gamzee with the scars across his face and stuff and go to walmart :o)

[bloodpawsdreams]

@Dapplefern1 Just do it man owo

[Dapplefern1]

@bloodpawsdreams I will, man!!

[bloodpawsdreams]

@Dapplefern1 aaaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaaah that makes me want to go around like sollux

[Dapplefern1]

@bloodpawsdreams *hand2 repliica paiir of 2ullox gla22e2* Want em? I don't have a u2e for them, yet.

[RebelHeartArtist]

AHHHHH!!!!!!! GET OUT OF MAW HEAD GAMZEE!!!!!

[TheMusicalPsycho]

Hamdia... Hamros... Hamlux... Hamkat... Hameta... Hamaya... Hamezi... Hamska... Hamius... Hamzee... Hamdan... Hameri... Hamros, Hamkat, Hemeta, Hamzee and Hameri have the best rings to them...

[FmaEdElricLover]

Get ou of my head Gamzee :| lol

[PeaceLoveOcean1]

*later*

Karkat: that was some good dinner, gamzee.

Gamzee: New recipe. Ham.

[83ninjawarrior]

Gamzeption nuff said

[sakulyah]

Why do i have this weird voice in my head saying:" MiRaClEs... MIRACLES...."

[FukosStarfishBuddy]

Can you hear me? Can you her me in you mind?

GAMZEE GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

[DubstepSyndication]

@xXJJ45Xx Technically likeing the ICP music doesn't make you a Juggalo.. I hate most of their songs but i'm still loyal to the Dark Lotus! And besides in a 'blog' I think it was.. Hussie said Gamzee was the Juggalo troll... soo

[Delexia07]

...yes XD

[DubstepSyndication]

@mosspawcat Thats untrue. In Alternia it's obvious they have yet to discover marijuana, if that plant, or any plant, even grows in Alternia. Don't hate on the clown, he's just a 'juggalo' and don't try to correct me on that either becuase he wears the facial paint in the shape of a juggalo, he's always calm and chill, he's technically a "clown" and he drinks Faygo. Faygo was around for awhile, but when ICP came out they re-introduced it.

[xXJJ45Xx]

@DubstepSyndication Gamzee is not a "Juggalo" he hates ICP. If you have read in the series Dave sent him a link to the "Miracles: song they made and Gamzee hated it. He loves Faygo because like his pies it keeps him sane. Without Faygo he would go into another frenzy

[DoctorKingWeegee]

Hamzee spoke in all lowercase.

RUN.

[BluYoshi9001]

Damn, I wish this guy was my patron troll! My friend Dominic has Gamzee and who am I stuck with? ERIDAN! Oh sure, he seems pretty swag.

...UNTIL MARCH COMES!

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

Yes.

[CrazyPinkyPie1]

CaN yOu HeAr Me In YoUr MiNd?

Yes.

lololol

[Storiesofheroes]

Yes

-mind blown-

[rhithenyancat]

I COMPLETELY DIED AT THE PART WHERE HE'S LIKE CaN yOu HeAr Me In YoUr MiNd? XDDDDDDDDD

[Wildclaw003]

@mosspawcat

Not always

-shudders-

Not always

*~~~~~*

Hamzee

My mind is blown

[cotenahargrove]

i love Gamzee's honk! its cute!

[mosspawcat]

FACT: Gamzee is ALWAYS high.

[lilyayora]

just before the YES, does anyone else notice gamzee thinking of unicorns?

[kinaharu]

@lilyayora Actually, he's thinking about miracles.

[trioxyz7]

0:38 (or after the yes) gamzees expression is my new reaction for everything

[DropThatBass5567]

*super deep breath* Honk.

[DropThatBass5567]

*super super deep breath* Honk.

[Diamonandia]

I lost it at the 'honk honk'.

[bxxks]

4chords

[TheViv2001]

MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS honk honk

[superfun606]

MoTherFuCkiN MiRicALs,BrO

[iomayroseblossom]

... :o) *honk*

[trioxyz7]

0:40 approximately. Reaction face for everything shocking

[imsostupidyay]

It keeps happening

[2Dswife459]

im totally taking spiderpig with me to Otakon when I  cosplay Vriska

[UchanXD]

I cosplay sober Gamzee and my friend cosplays high Gamzee so one day I said this to her and out of nowhere on perfect timing we heard "yes"

[HollyleafShadows]

its hamsteak not hamstuck lD

[Jaxrubygirl]

..yes

[JustToCommentOnStuff]

The way he said Hamzee.

Oh gawd.

[BluYoshi9001]

Neporkta!

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

@BluYoshi9001 k so now theres hamzee porkat tavroast neporkta

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

@BluYoshi9001 and the top ones too

[forte8910]

HyPnOgAmZeE sTaReS iNtO yOuR sOuL

[PaladinOfGame]

I like how THAT'S a top comment now. xD

[vwls100]

How am I even supposed to function with this hilarity forever in the back of my mind now?!

[vzooper]

HaMzEe Is So MoThErFuCkIn' KaWaIi..

[vzooper]

<3 HAMZEE <3

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

hamzee porkat tavroast

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

really cute. x]

[supersherbert101]

I realized he says miracles twice when it makes the fuzzy noise

[arachnidsGrip53]

Yes.

[CupKakeButt15]

The derrpiness is just amazing :D

[SolinariXi]

in the static you can make out the word "miracles" being repeated....

[Socotrine]

where ERONE is a pig

[WizardsAndHarlequins]

@MelodyJoyce22005

What? No they don't!

I'm on the newest one, the Huss o' Lips still hasn't updated. XD

[MelodyJoyce22005]

@WizardsAndHarlequins oh well then

[trioxyz7]

Story of my life

[MelodyJoyce22005]

ii wonder what 2ollux'2 piig look2 liike ii'm not that far iim iin act 5 8]

[MonicaChan14]

LoL!  :o)

[SiblingRivalrykids]

HONK

[Homestucktrollgirl17]

I have a pig in Farmville named Hamzee.

[PineappleFeet379]

i still don't understand this XD

[MelodyJoyce22005]

@PineappleFeet379 iin home2tuck every troll ha2 a piig that look2 liike them 8)

[PineappleFeet379]

@MelodyJoyce22005 oh gosh i did not know this :O thanks for telling me :D

[MelodyJoyce22005]

@PineappleFeet379 lol sorry

[TheInfinitePower007]

"Can you hear me in your mind?"

"Yes" I died so hard.

[CheeziChicken]

Terezsteak

Tavroast

Eridinner

Fefebeef [i dunno XD]

Sorry for disappointing you with this pointless comment. :P

[TheSeniorburrito]

@CheeziChicken it was worth it for tavroast and eridinner

[LordressFiery]

@CheeziChicken Feferings

(Onion Rings LOL)

[xXRosieAmber]

I don't exactly know why I laughed.

But I did.

SO

DAMN

MUCH.

[LeBlavass]

Gamzee is probably high as fuck so I'm not going to judge.

[alessandro348]

HAAMZEEEEEEE

[omgIlkechicken]

yees

[FlubbahProductions]

CaN yOu HeAr Me? In Yo MiNd?

yes. HoNk HoNk

[IdkWtfLolLmao]

0H G4MZ33. 0F C0URS3 Y0UR3 4 P1G. H3 H3 H3...

[NekiiFTW]

@IdkWtfLolLmao

YOU N33D TO WORK ON YOUR 1MPR3SS1ON OF M3 COOLK1D!

TH3 NUMB3RS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3T 4R3 FOUR THR33 4ND ON3 ONLY H3H3 N1C3 TRY THOUGH

[gallowsGCcalibrator]

@NekiiFTW N1C3 1MPR3SS1ON OF M3 4SSHOL3... 4ND 1TS PROSP1T >:[

[NekiiFTW]

@gallowsGCcalibrator

Wow.

Way to go on correcting me when I was actually right.

[IdkWtfLolLmao]

He said only one word and I was on the floor laughing.

[pteroid11]

Ho shit, the pig spoke in all undercase! Gamzee run!

[cannonboltroll]

@pteroid11 yes.

HOINK.

hoink.

HOINK.

[pteroid11]

@cannonboltroll Back foul beast! Back to the pighive from whence ye came!

[cannonboltroll]

@pteroid11 no. i figured out.

WHO I'M MOTHERFUCKING MEANT TO BE!

im the mirthful messiahs.

IT'S ME.

[pteroid11]

@cannonboltroll If you don't vamoose you're gonna be the Blessed Bacon!

*Instant cleaver*

[cannonboltroll]

@pteroid11 well i got my

MOTHERFUCKING JUGGLING PINS

but i dont use them for juggling. and they fall.

THEY FALL OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY!

and fall on people. and those people

ARE MOTHERFUCKING DEAD.

[ShadowSoldior]

MOTHERFUCKING HIVEPIGS HOW DO THEY WORK?!

[ResidentPyro]

At first, I watched this and cracked up.

Then I decided to turn on the whole "transcribe audio" captions thing.

Now I can't breathe.

[Sorreltail768]

when it said yes i freaked out for no-apprent reason DX

[superamy12781]

Awww cute little hamzee or gamster something

[that1gingeranimefan]

Good God, I think he's on to something!!

[likedrawingwolf]

I lost count of how many times i've watched this

[Dumbledorathexplora]

WOW MINDSHIT XD

[xCinderDragonx]

yes gamzee, i can here you.

[Quextamon]

I love this so much. I laughed for so long.

[physcosasori12]

=in science class=

me: -doing work-

phone: can you hear me? Can you hear me in your mind?

teacher: O__O

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

@physcosasori12 FuCk! xD ThAt's AmAzInG!! xD

[PaladinOfGame]

Ugh, I can't tell you how many "Oh Fuck, Stay Inside!" responses I keep getting since I got top comment. e_o

[CatchingElectricCity]

@PaladinOfGame OH FUCK STAY INSIDE!

[yourobserverisme]

@PaladinOfGame 6... 7 tops

[PaladinOfGame]

@yourobserverisme Thank you, my trusty observer. :D

[animerXroxXmyXsoxX1]

@PaladinOfGame I feel your pain.When my top comment on productivity was..the top comment,Everyone gave me so much hell =_=

[PaladinOfGame]

@animerXroxXmyXsoxX1 Oh man, I know. Wanna talk about it xD

[animerXroxXmyXsoxX1]

@PaladinOfGame xD

[puppylover41925]

pause at 0:32 for an EPIC homestuck t-shirt design.. hmm... KANAYA!!!

[punkferret3]

yes.

[PortalShy]

Octo your genius is showing.

[tacogurl97]

I want one

[scottpilgrimdude24]

I love this so much.

[jacio9]

If there are others, does that mean that there's Baconaya, Karpig, Eridoink, and other terrible pig pun names?

[Murdocissoawesome]

@jacio9 Porkat x)

[samclopstheawesome]

@jacio9 not to mention veriska's would be spiderpig

[MrKevstro]

HoInK

[inlove2day4evernow]

Well....if only I had a other me...it would be purrfect! Like there would be two me's!

[hotaruxsasuke1233]

i want a pig version of me :o)

[luluchan126]

HONK HONK

[EverlastingCC]

Gamzee: Expert Philosopher

[OtakuArashi16]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[puppylover41925]

so can I, hamzee

[nonamake]

Yes..... HoNk

xD

[ninalurv]

I cannot believe that a 42 second video made me laugh for 10 minutes straight. this was brilliant.

[jacksNpwns]

I wonder what would of happened if it was the other wat around

[flamehour08]

HONKAHONKA

[ZeclipSE1]

probably

one of the best videos ever

[GermanKatNyaah]

so..brilliant o3o

[Seleteles]

More terrifying is the fact that this pig appears to be sober!Hamzee.

[senrilanka]

DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE STATIC SAY "MIRACLES"?EW>ERMFgjrwnkmfsdl.­

[pollochido1]

@senrilanka in fact....i dont hear static...that means....gamzee was talking with you O_O

[senrilanka]

@pollochido1 o-o. No turn it up I swear in between "Can you hear me in your mind" it says "MIRACLES" all whisper like. omg. I swear o.o;;;

[pollochido1]

@senrilanka thats no fair 7-7...i want talk whit gamzee too :c

[senrilanka]

@pollochido1 are you guys just picking on me. WELL THEN, I will just keep Gam all to myself >;3

[pollochido1]

@senrilanka ok...aamm...i trade you tav and nepeta for gamzee...what about that c:

[senrilanka]

@pollochido1 Not even them could amount to the love I and Gam share <3333

[pollochido1]

@senrilanka u-u ok....but i can keep hamzee? ówò?

[senrilanka]

@pollochido1 alright. :O)

[pollochido1]

@senrilanka honk! :o)

[sstarfire99]

Oh gosh. Gamzee. YOU BROKE THE FURTH WALL.

AGAIN.

[greatdrawer1234]

Did anyone else get a "Clarence-Vibe" from Gamzee in this video? (Anyone who knows about Penumbra: Black Plague should get this xD)

[Jdore96]

I aww'd a little too motherfuckin' hard. -3

[destructiondragon360]

NoW wHeReS mOtHeR fUcKiN sToNzEe?

[MrBlackrabbit37]

gamzee might have been on acid at that time



[Pandora139]

That is the most intense pig I have ever seen.

I cannot comprehend this.

[iceprinces01]

Le honk ;D

[DarkRY1211]

=n=

And this is why I don't think anymore....BECAUSE THINKING = BAAAAAAAAD THINGS.

[TeddyLiLiii]

That's exactly what I would do .

[Bigbadtank1]

thats so muthafuckin cool B)

[LeaderOfTheBobClan]

yes. 

[MaddyB2890]

who dose all the voices for the trolls i need yo know cuz u guys r purrrfect lol nepeta reference but for realz i want to no plzzz tell me

[xKoraxAyomex]

I don't even know Homestuck that well, but I was laughing til I was crying watching this!! X:::::D

[billcosbyrulezzz9988]

I just died laughing. That just entertained me more than it should have. xD

[Mistsinger2]

Mind = blown

[PrincesTomboy]

"Hive mind" sounds alot funnier when you call the place you live a Hive.

[gostman50]

CaN YoU HeAr mE In YoUr mInD?

"yes"

o 3o

[Theunicornnikki]

Gamzee,

I think you're

mOtHeRfUcKiN rEtArDeD. (;

But.

We still love you. <3 ;D

(o: hOnK

[PaladinOfGame]

His genius is showing.

[TragicTechnician]

@PaladinOfGame oH fUcK

sTaY iNsIdE :o(

[GermanKatNyaah]

@PaladinOfGame OH FUCK!! STAY INSIDE!!!

[cannonboltroll]

@PaladinOfGame oH FuCk!!

[ScorpiousRose]

@PaladinOfGame OH SHIT. STAY INSIDE.

[aesiqui]

I would very much love to have the picture at 0:32 as a poster for my room. Subliminal messaging 8U