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  • my favorite was the anna nicole smith joke

  • @andragon90 thanks.. finally someone with a sense of humor

  • no it's not real...we shaved bea arthur's back lmao

  • im going to see him tonight in vancouver!

  • @rhexx18 sorry buddy i didn't mean to offend your vagina

  • God was Anna Nicole fucking beautiful or what? What a shame. And I'm guessing the Kurt joke was referring to Courtney looking worse than Kurt's presumed corpse? Pretty funny, except I don't think there is a Kurt corpse. Wasn't he cremated?

  • @DoubleTalkingJive Yes. He was cremated and his ashes were scattered in the Wishkah river in Washington. Kurt was awesome. :/

  • OWNED.

  • jeff ross burned everyone on that stage harder than the germans burned jeff rosses grandparents a 100 years back......

    what?

    its a fucking roast

  • @ShadesOfGrey1992 you're a idiot you don't mention someones dead grandparents in a roast that is too far... everybody knows that

  • Pamela Manderson

  • Jeff ross is an ugly fuck

  • someone give her a 90 year old cock to suck lmao

  • weak ass crowd

  • You hear the hush in the room? I fuckin love it.

  • omg ross had me rolling with laughter... i love how pam and most of the crowd dont get his jokes or they react too seriously... classic!

  • 2:09 who is that ghoulish woman??? as greg giraldo would say...

  • somebody give her a 90 year old cock to suck on

  • Ross is tough..........but you knew he was afraid of Courtney lol

  • pam and courtney love were talking throughout everyones act, but jeff made them listen :P

  • @mryouwontrememberme I love it how he flags them during the show...Courtney needed her heroin or whatever the f..k she was on.

  • it makes it even better when andy dick gets wicked affended

  • 666th Comment right here!

    btw, this is fucking hilarious!!

  • @MDOrtiz361777 667th Comment right here!

    btw, this is fucking hilarious!!

  • you can't roast chicks they r to much of drama queens!

  • @featherman9 except Joan Rivers She got mad at the audience for booing Jeff about a joke he made about Joan

  • that kurt cobain joke was not funny at all.the rest was lmao

  • @izzyxd117 the kurt kobain joke was funny

    hey i like nirvana.. but you gotta take a joke

  • @izzyxd117

    stop being a pussy it's a roast! The meaner the funnier

  • @izzyxd117 Yes it was funny. It was hilarious and true! 

  • 24 people look worse then Kurt Cobain.

  • Disgusting how Courtney Love is high off her ass!

  • Gee you 23 BITCHES...this is a ROAST! Yes Jeff CRACKED on Courtney using Cobain, yes he made jokes about Tommy Lee's penis and Pam Anderson's vagina! WTF did you EXPECT?

    Go to the Disney channel if you want "G" rated and safe "humor!"

    If you ATTEND or WATCH a roast, EXPECT to hear CRUDE and even CRUEL jokes!

  • poor,plastic whores, he was 100% right.!

  • courtney love looks terrible

  • i love how you can hear lampanelli cackling in the background after every joke XD

  • I submit 1:40 as the meanest thing anyone's ever said.

  • hmmm the ppl getting roasted dont seem to take the jokes lightly. did the situation in the roast show change over time?

  • charlie sheen>donald trump>pamela anderson. the best roast

  • the kurt cobain joke was too funny

  • Thumbs up if you cried when you saw Anna Nicole Smith and if you didn't FUCK YOU.....R.I.P. Anna

  • tommy lee's big cock, hahah, good joke, because it isn't.

  • To be honest, I'd be afraid to be apart of these roasts! Everyone dies shortly after, Greg Giraldo, Patrice O'Neal, Anna Nicole Smith, B Arthur, Farrah Fawcett, the list goes on and on!

  • So harsh. Hahaha.

  • I counted three people in this video who are no longer alive.

  • Was this a Comedy Central roast?

  • That Cobain joke was ballsy as fuck

  • @spp41, I like Jeff Ross and he is the best roaster, but that Cobain comment was kinda over the line.

  • @eric8542011 someone has sand in their vagina

  • @jeezuschryst, Courtney Love?

  • @eric8542011 yes....

  • she died that around that time.. RIP Anna Nicole

  • @CountryDude18 Such a tragic loss to humanity ;_;

  • lmao @ his dick having an elbow

  • Other than Jeff, this roast was LAME!

  • How is it possible that nobody kicked his ass after this? I guess Americans have different sense of humor. This shit isn't funny at all.

  • @MrNickSlaughter What do you think is funny?

  • @noneyajdub yeah insulting somebody is extremely funny. Some of it is funny but some is just insult and they should have kicked his ass for this.

  • @MrNickSlaughter Wow. You act like you know someone that he roasted. The whole thing is funny and every joke was clever.

  • @MrNickSlaughter

    well its a ROAST!

  • I Love Jeff Ross, but am I the only one who thought his comment on Cobain was vulgar?

  • That Kurt Cobain joke was vicious, but so hilarious

  • 1:01 lmfao

  • RIP Miss Smith -3

  • 1:00 hhhahahahaahaa

  • Jeff Ross, Louis CK, Lewis Black.

  • @ahmadhamad dave attell, dave chappelle, harland williams

  • 1:40 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA omg that was the best roast joke i've ever heard in my life! hahahahhahahahaha

  • Jeff Ross has no fucking shame. Comedy gold!

  • He seriously is the last comic standing

  • Anna Nicole was sooo beautiful... how is it that she is dead and that trash Courtney is still alive... life sucks

  • @hYdEdesign what exactly makes courtney trash but anna nicole not??

  • This is super old! Anna Nicole was alive- rip my lady but he said to Courtney it's a 90s drug? Well what the fuck are u on rite now??lmaoo!!

  • Seriously folks, Pam Anderson never had to go to Subway to get a FOOT LONG! It really makes no difference what restaurant Pam Anderson wanted...she could have a WHOPPER one day, and a BIG MAC the next without ever leaving the house!

  • living proof that jews run Hollywood lmfao

  • Anna Nicole was naturally beautiful

  • We should roast Anna Nicole next year, we can use the same jokes....

    Audience: hahaha

    Plus fat jokes....

    Audience: OHHHHHHHH

  • Dude wasup with all the pussy jokes, this guy wasnt funny at ALL! Now Greg Giraldo killed it that night! xD

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  • JEFF ROSS IS THE BEST

  • @MrUsernamer1234 I never heard this guy before. This dude is funny as hell.

  • @MrUsernamer1234 AMEN!

  • nicole was so sexy >: rip, greg giraldo n b arthur too

  • @213shred

    and RIP anna nicole, damn, everybody in these roasts are dying

  • damn he went a little too far with nicole haha

  • That audience was lame. Come on laugh people.

  • hahaha courtney love sucks ass

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  • ross is goddddddd

  • Btw people, Kurt Cobain was married to Courtney Love so of course she's gonna be pissed, she wasn't mad because of the ugly joke, it was because Jeff mentioned Kurt.

    Also, Jeff owned this Roast! This is one of the best roast pieces in the history of roasts!!!

  • 1:07 umadbro?????? lol

  • "somebody get her a 90 year old cock to suck on please".. dont wana laugh but GOD DAMN ahahaha

  • Kurt Cobain Was Awesome, But That Joke Was Indeed Very Funny, Go Ross

  • The only person with the balls to make a kurt cobain joke.

  • RIP anne nicole :(

  • my fucking face is hurting from watching this guy

  • I love nick's reaction to the kurt cobain's joke

  • "I wouldn't fuck Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy" XD

  • I thought the curt cobain joke was a bit off, but hey.

  • dnt get the kurt cobain joke. can someone help me out

  • @mcdowall1995 How do you think Kurt Cobain's face looked after a shotgun shell to his face?

  • @Aasmund01 probably quite screwed. and i dnt really know of kurt cobain

  • @mcdowall1995 He was saying that Courtney Love looked even worse than that.

  • @mcdowall1995 Seriously you dont know who Kurt Cobain is?

    Lead singer/guitarist for Nirvana, Courtney Love's husband. Shot himself in the head with a shotgun.

  • i fucking love this guy.

  • Jeff Boss

  • At the beginning of this video Jeff should have said something like "I have been pams pimp for 15 proud years"

  • epic

  • Wow! half the people in this video are dead! :(

  • i think Pam was starting to get embarassed after awhile...atleast thats what it looks like lol but Jeff Ross is phenomenal...his delivery is fucking hilarious

  • Plastic tits and a tin ear joke was very good.

  • Bea Arthur stormed out after Jeff's joke about her

  • Jeff Ross for king of humanity

  • Humans at their lowest point. The joke about Kurt Combain was horrible.

  • @saramichealhpt Your spelling of Kurt COBAIN is horrible.

  • @seventeencandles123

    Oh my God, it' s a spelling nazi?! What am I gonna do now :(. My keyboard was broken. Get over it.

  • @saramichealhpt I'll get over it when you stop being so butt hurt over a joke about a guy that's been dead for almost twenty years.

  • @seventeencandles123

    Yeah, if it' s so funny and all right go on the page of someone who just died and send them a video with someone laughing at their deat. With your face on it. IT' s a tragedy. Get over yourself. Take your indie hipster sarcastic ass somewhere else, you dont intimidate me. It' s my opinion like it or not. Get over yourself.

  • @saramichealhpt Is hipster the new insult? I could be a metalhead for all you know. And fyi, you're the only one complaining here, who's in the wrong?

  • @seventeencandles123

    I' m not complaining, I am stating my opinion. You are just arrogant, that tries too hard to seem mentally superior, commenting on my spelling, even thoough my key board is broken. And you did not answer my question, and tried to change discussion. Stating that I got my point rght. Second, it' s clear that you are trying to intimidate me, and it does not work. You just want to fight, and it' s sad to watch. I'm done with conversation, you are just pâthetic.

  • @seventeencandles123

    You just showed how really stupid humans can be. War, racism, greed, arrogance, cruelty jocking about dead people. You won' t even answer my question. Proving my point, that the joke was wrong.

  • @saramichealhpt You probably weren't old enough to remember when he was alive, so shut the fuck up kid.

  • @frrrrrunkis

    And you did not answer my question, and tried to change discussion. Stating that I got my point rght. Second, it' s clear that you are trying to intimidate me, and it does not work. You just want to fight, and it' s sad to watch. I'm done with conversation, you are just pâthetic. And read the message. I said try it with someone else who kust died, fool. You just showed how really stupid humans can be. War, racism, greed, arrogance, cruelty jocking about dead people.

  • @saramichealhpt so what its a fucking roast!! kurt was some whiney junkie who blew his brains out. comon you need to get out more

  • @saramichealhpt you know it was just a joke right. you even used the word joke in your own sentence. get over yourself

  • @unholychunk

    Yeah, if it' s so funny and all right go on the page of someone who just died and send them a video with someone laughing at their death, with your face. If it' so ok, than they should be ok with that and not feel ashamed. It' s my opinion, dont like it, too bad.

  • @saramichealhpt you know hes been dead for 20 years right? not just died. fool

  • C. Love and A. Dick.

    It's a miracle the video tape didn't spontaeously burst into flames.

  • Tommy lees cock is so big it has an elbow lmfaoooooooooo

  • @mrwhatever213 and youre a real tough mother fucker behind youre computer arent you pussy

  • This was probably his best roast. Greg Giraldo was the most consistently great but Jeff here had his moments too like with this one.

  • @DantaSparda08 1.) They deserved it. 2.) There joke you stupid hippy. Make some freinds.

  • @DanteSparda08 It's a ROAST you fucking dumbass.

  • @DanteSparda08 Chill motherfucker.....this is a comedy roast, not knock knock jokes....this is about trashing each other,,,if you want that white comedy bullshit go watch hanna montana or other untalented bitch....Jeff Ross is the Roastmaster General.....this is the real deal...god you're a fucking pussy....."ohhh I love humans but I don't....." fuckkk get the fuck outta here if you don't like it,,.you retard fuck.....people like you realy sicken me....

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  • The only thing Courtney Love should be proud of is that she got to fuck the legend. Besides that, she is a crack whore who'd make a great street-walker in Detroit. Oh and the Kurt Cobain joke was brutally hilarious.

  • This just proves that Courtney didn't give a shit about Kurt, she only used him to promote her shitty music, just like Yoko Ono did with John Lennon.

  • anna nicole is dead this is pretty old.

  • "Living proof jews run Hollywood."

  • @ClearPee of course it is. Its not stand up comedy, u write jokes memorize, then say them.

  • Mapquest? Is that something like Google Maps?

  • This is soo scripted

  • @ClearPee wow seriously?? why the fuck you think some roasters bring sheets of paper up to the podium with them?? your a genius

  • He looks like montana

  • King of roasting.

  • hey... lay off of b arther man! she rocks...

  • 2:28 tommy lee flicks something at jeff ross cause he knows it's true

  • He should've done the Anne Nicole Smith roast... at her funeral!

  • That Kurt Cobain joke was so heavy that it made Nick DiPaolo of all people freak out.

  • oh yeah jeffrey ross gets to tell a kurt cobain joke in front of COURTNEY LOVE, but everybody is up in arms because steve-o didn't laugh at a ryan dunn joke by amy schumer. fuck this double-standard society. roasts are either all okay or none of it is okay. i vote for it's all okay.

  • @RVT316 to be slightly fair - what happened to Kurt was 20 years ago almost. What happened to Ryan was about 2 - 3 months.. that wound is still pretty darn fresh

  • Jeff Ross is in prime form here. His jokes are so good you don't know whether to laugh at them or not without going to hell. He's brilliant

  • this guy makes you feel guilty when you are laughing

  • Jeff Ross has got big balls....

  • epic...

  • ...plus fat jokes

  • I LOVE Kurt Cobain, but that was just funny.

    Nothing is sacred, people.

  • The terminator is among us wow what a beast xD

  • OUCH!

  • Holy shit, that was great! I could barely breathe, I was laughing so hard.

  • oh man he is the best ever!

  • you can tell Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are dying up there. LOL

  • damn that was awesome

  • Great roast, hated the Cobain joke. Love Kurt Cobain and Nirvana so I never take too well to those.

  • @VariedLyrics lighten up

  • @VariedLyrics

    I agree

    cheap to take shots at those that cant answer back

  • holy fuck that was harsh. that was fucking funny though.

  • I'm surprised Courtney didn't succumb to the 27 curse, oh yea it's only for musicians with talent.

  • @garchomp119568

    Oh, and i forgot. people like you are the rason berlusconi, obama, bush and kardashian are in power. i always wonder why the present genaration sucked. its because of assholes like you. hope my generation will do better.