FOBBIT (FROM Kuwait) - " I worked on helicopters that had been in combat"
FOBBIT I MET IN GERMANY WHILE HEADING HOME ON LEAVE (Of course the zoomies were doublefisting beer as my Army counterparts were not allowed to drink intransit)
"I think i'd be really good outside of the wire"
Others
"They ran out of Vanilla Chai at the Green Beans"
"That mortar yesterday almost got me" (It was a controlled det by EOD haha)
"Technically, no one here is a Fobbit, we left the wire to drive here, and we'll leave the wire again when we go home"
"Sorry we chose an MOS that required brains"
Oh yeah because guarding the gym/gate/chowhall, watching a contractor cook chow, filling out DOD paperwork, loading pallets, shooting birds on the flightline, and denying soldiers entry to the chowhall etc requires so much mental strength, stamina and creativity.
Phoenix sucks! Comat bus tour 2011!!!!! SUCKS!! D:
Mik0mid0 8 months ago
Fobbits are FAGS
bubbaeffect3 2 years ago
A few of the "best" PTSD stories from Fobbits
FOBBIT (FROM Kuwait) - " I worked on helicopters that had been in combat"
FOBBIT I MET IN GERMANY WHILE HEADING HOME ON LEAVE (Of course the zoomies were doublefisting beer as my Army counterparts were not allowed to drink intransit)
"I think i'd be really good outside of the wire"
Others
"They ran out of Vanilla Chai at the Green Beans"
"That mortar yesterday almost got me" (It was a controlled det by EOD haha)
"A sniper shot at my tower"
CaAirborne415th 3 years ago 3
Hah!!! those are awesome!!!
cptgaryklein 3 years ago
ahaha a sniper shot at my tower..lol one of our fobbits said that shit too...ive heard the green bean and exscuse too
notimeforcash 2 years ago
I forgot one of my favorites.
FOBBIT in Iraq on a COB
"Technically, no one here is a Fobbit, we left the wire to drive here, and we'll leave the wire again when we go home"
"Sorry we chose an MOS that required brains"
Oh yeah because guarding the gym/gate/chowhall, watching a contractor cook chow, filling out DOD paperwork, loading pallets, shooting birds on the flightline, and denying soldiers entry to the chowhall etc requires so much mental strength, stamina and creativity.
CaAirborne415th 2 years ago 3
Fucking G.O.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
*rises from chair, clapping & whistling*
medicbabe2ID 3 years ago