The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny w/ lyrics

[ferox732]

very gooood

[TheOnlyHonkization]

aaaaah i had a cd from Aaron Carter when i was 7 or sth XD

[L0N0M0]

i say the guy with chocolate icecream on his face won cause he lived through it all :D

[firefox666999]

i wonder why the lemon demon guy wasent in this

[Tubalious14]

Whats funnier then this? The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality. :P

Go to Google and type in The Ultimate Orgy. Click the link for newgrounds, funny as hell. 

[Daemon209]

Chuck Norris saw this then killed the creator of this video

[Awkward285]

My account got hacked or somthing so now I made this on. I now need to favorite all 45 of my videos and all 70 of my subscribers :(

[14BRADDERZ]

Bruce lee would fuck em all up even chuck norris👏👏👏👏

[xDefconGamingx]

john woo kicked chuck Norris in his balls that hard he puked them up for dinner

[ultimatedestinychick]

ok im just gathering myself... CHUCK NORIS gone!!! omg but ok 1 civilian 100 years he stays young?? wtf is he on??????? what i realy dont get is why when mr. rogers wins he decides to stab himself in the stomache! that will kill you within minutes!! is Mr. Rogers on crack?

[ashleykittykinz]

okay so a century is 100 years and that little boy with the ice cream manages to stay young?.. i shouldve been born in tokyo.

[Destinyplayer1]

Chuck Norris is too epic too lose!!!1

[AngelTheDemon1043]

So this all happened in Japan??

(Real cause of earthquake??)

[Squeakers102399]

594 people are out of their mind.

[Squeakers102399]

Lol. Best cartoon Chuck Norris ever!!! LOVED IT!!!!

[blobpanda]

I like the song but why did batman die??? Also why would Mr. Roberts kill himself even though he was the winner?

[LeonardAndHisBiscuit]

Morgan Freeman, Bruce Lee, Connor MacLeod, Samuel L. Jackson, all known prior to the creation of the song... Where are these Gods among mortals?

[musicalrevo]

@LeonardAndHisBiscuit

there to awesome to appear with these fools.

[mrblackops180]

Where was leroy jenkins?

[Midnaslove]

WHY DOES JAPAN GET ALL THE COOLEST THINGS

[DBZUTFAN01]

HOW DID GOKU DIE!?!?

[goldlover98]

@DBZUTFAN01 IKR?????? he would SSJ 4 and destroy everyone :\

[MrCc1004]

@goldlover98 9001 people came out and he screemed ITS OVER 9000 and was gunned dowm

[lukesong10]

!!!!!!...why would chuck Norris die!!! He should live and be the winner!!!

[semproser19]

So, Who the hell is Mr.Rogers?

[Greenkittenehz]

@semproser19 He's the guy who runs PBS.

[SeanAldridge]

@semproser19  He hosted a Childrens morning show in the 90's

[goldenbullets5541]

That was awesome but batman died so I was mad but I liked it.

[zombieslayer6703]

Batman and godzilla and optimus prime and everyone else lost to a kid and his weapon was an empty ice cream cone?!? Wow times are changing!

[lmoreeen]

clearly bullshit as chuck norris fails to emerge the victor

[slitor]

@lmoreeen Chuck Norris couldn't emerge out of a ball bin.

[xxJulieFlugtxx]

I guess everything happens in Japan..

[Millieruler]

NOOOO ROGERS NOOOO!!!!!!!

[5gamerman]

1:41 what the hell !!!

[theblanktonee]

should i be proud to say i memorized the entire lyrics of the song and didn't have to read the lyrics?

[screamriot86]

3,666,000 ^^^  Lol!

[JohannRahn]

3666000  views

oO

Double trips + 666

[Norwaylonglive]

have gotten addicted by it >.<

[thinkvolkswagon]

Retarded

[lexxieeatyuh]

wtf :3



[MrDeathsayhellyeah]

no the kid with the ice cream won no one killed him

[ShillerD]

The winner would be Robin...he is still in the bat cave.

[webserfin]

I remember when this first Came out. I think I watched this on Newgrounds hahaha

[TheNightbringer1171]

No.....one.....kills.....Chuck­....NORRIS!!!!

WAAAAGH!!!

HERETIC, BLASPHEMER, FOR CHAOSS!!!!

PURGATION!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHahaha!!!!!!

KILL!!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!

[DasFlugenwrecker]

And all of this happened in December the 21 of 2012... That's why the Mayas weren't there.

[DasFlugenwrecker]

Chuck Norris... He got taken in his moment of weakness and killed.

BUT the death got his bony ass kicked when he told Chuck, who then teamed up with Bruce Lee, and got out of hell with Schwarzenegger's choppa after killing Predator, and when they were out, they killed Arnold because he was also terminator, who helped to kill Chuck. As soon as everyone saw Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris working as a team, their brain overloaded of epicness.

[josetrigueiro]

Blasphemy! No one defeats Chuck Norris

[destroyOCTS]

ha ha ha HA!

[gamedude073]

boom boom rat a tat tat lol :)

[jax16884]

epic but batman shulda one

[purplefood1]

Batman lasts for ages...

[thepataponible3]

So these lived to be more than 100 yrs old by fighting? I should try that. -_-

[sportsqueen]

@diablo10118 thats what thinked

[GregCatu]

Who the f... is Mr. Rogers?

[tjbest123]

@GregCatu GTFO!!!!

[DayzOfOurLolz]

@GregCatu Dear god you have been deprived...... you are dead to me!

[TheWachong]

@DayzOfOurLolz Well seriously I haven't heard of him either

[DayzOfOurLolz]

@TheWachong i am saddened by this....... in all this time it hasn't occur'd to you to just google him?

[TheWachong]

@DayzOfOurLolz *Facepalm* WOW IM AN IDIOT! roflmfao

[TheWachong]

@DayzOfOurLolz OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH him yeah i used to watch him.

[DayzOfOurLolz]

@TheWachong LMAO! lol its koo, i used to watch him all the time when i was like 3 and 4. most everyone did. hahahaha

[TheWachong]

@DayzOfOurLolz Exactly same here goof times good times

[DayzOfOurLolz]

@TheWachong good times indeed, lol

[23nirvan]

wow such a great job putting lyrics when the video already haves -_-*

[99991guest]

And as usual it takes place in Japan

[TheWachong]

@99991guest Tokyo is in China.

[felix65993]

anyone else see a smiley faced guy?

[TheWachong]

@felix65993 Uhh no I saw pac-man that is who it was

[Br1annaWuzHere]

240p... we meet again.

[TheWachong]

@Br1annaWuzHere Why say that

[aidan1st]

what why did chuck norris die he's not suppose to!!!!!!!!!!

[diablo10118]

Waaaiiit a miinute...okay so last one suriving wins...and Mr.Rogers stabs himself, he's likely to die of bleeding...wouldn't the civilian who lost his ice cream be the the winner?

[angelofshadows12]

@diablo10118 well technically he didn't fight so he wasn't in it

[monster1751]

lol at batman funny face

[asta0367]

Thumbs up if you were cherring for Chuck Norris...

[rytisguzas]

Announser: Next on the weird part of YouTube- The ultimate Orgy!

[gh0stykins]

aww man...i remember when this shit came out. it was all the fucking rage! D: i miss those days..;__;

[purplezz24]

OMG chuck norris cant die!!! hes like godzilla but ten times better!!

[brandihunter101]

Wow.........Wow.

[lifeiscrap103]

For those who think that the blue guy at 1:54 is Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters, you are wrong. It is Tobias Funke from Arrested Development.

[bhabooshka]

@lifeiscrap103 I thought it was Gandhi

[irondude0611]

@lifeiscrap103 I thought that guy from Big Fat Liar(Paul Giamatti). He was blue in that movie and had an orange mustache.

[lifeiscrap103]

@irondude0611 In the second season Arrested Development, Tobias Funke (played by David Cross) tried to audition for the Blue Man Group, as he was hoping to become a famous actor. So he paints himself blue, but he gets rejected almost instantly so he is stuck feeling blue (see what I did there?) for a couple episodes.

[Kronos2455]

I always knew Batman and Abraham Lincon had a history...

[daverevenger]

Where is the massive les out at the en.. oh no wait thats that other one.

[QuickKill27]

I want an honest opinion from all of you who would win in a fight Chuck Norris, Goku, or Super Man. Please answer me.

[TheSniperhotdog]

@QuickKill27 it would take gandalph the gray +white and evrysingle power ranger hill s presten and teadore logan spak the rock dock and hulk hogan

[SuperSayianNaruto999]

@QuickKill27 goku. chuck norris would lose almost instantly. itd be a close fight between goku and superman, but once goku goes SSJ then superman lost

[Kronos2455]

@SuperSayianNaruto999 nerd

[SuperSayianNaruto999]

@Kronos2455 faggot.

[MinecraftLSG]

thumbs up if your watching this before the world of warcraft add came out.

[Pyro25100]

Is this where the chuck norris fad came from?

[JosesDonkey2112]

@Pyro25100 no

[Pyro25100]

Also, if he shot and he missed, how did jackie chan deflect it with his fist?

[Pyro25100]

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[superkamigurupopo1]

1:52 I got here from TeamFourStar<3

[MONKEYMICHAEL1234]

akuma won after mr.rogers killed him self

[arceus0122]

3:13 LOL Pacman in the corner xD

[RTOPZ6]

How the he'll does my bro find this stuff, he showed me this and took a pic of my face at the end, Haha lol

[SLFChow]

so.. who the fuck won?

[TheWachong]

@SLFChow The dude with the ice cream.

[jacob56709]

goku should of won cause he has special powers

[CatastrophiChristina]

I remebr this form when i was younger ..my brother showed me this.(:

[isprel221]

No Gordon Freeman? D:

[alexonblades]

I definitely know all the words to this song.

[coolguy34ronid]

sad but epic

[GameGirlFrom1996]

Who originally made this song?

[NarutoGeek411]

@GameGirlFrom1996 Lemon Demon

[Barnavader]

Can plz someone tell me who the hell is the last surviver?

[eminem084]

@Barnavader again mr rogers

[Barnavader]

@eminem084 Sorry for my stupidity but, what is his full name, and where is he known from? :D

[Kizc96]

@Barnavader he had a kids T.V. show and it had puppets and shit like that

[TheWachong]

@eminem084 bnope i\ce cream dude he is the only one who lived

[Gemanai465]

with lyrics i just cant help but sing along

[Whyit27]

Where are the bronies? I don't see the ponies

[theT2theY2theLER]

585 people got eaten by godzilla

[theT2theY2theLER]

who the hell created this and if u find out give them a job!!

[TheWachong]

@theT2theY2theLER Lemon demon demon wrote this and he has a job. a rockstar ddddduuuuuuuuuhhhhhh

[veddy999]

Thumbs up for newgrounds!!!

[awesomegrinch]

Best song in the world

[teigatchi]

How does chuck Norris not win automatically???

[theT2theY2theLER]

@teigatchi watch the Epic rap battles of history to see chuck norris get pwned by abe lincoln

[gallane003]

2:48 lies! NO ONE can hurt Chuck Norris.

[Nivellios]

There's one mistake with this song. Chuck Norris can't be beat even outnumbered infinity to one

[funjonathan123]

2:11 << lol soo funny

[OKUSUCKOK]

I spelleted it rong

[OKUSUCKOK]

Who the heck is the blue meant

[cman1650]

very fun good videae



[flippedydoo302]

BABABHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA!!!!!­!!!!! thos was dom's ringtone in the billy goat caller omfg!!

[RobloWeird]

Godzilla is a playground lol

[devilishandlovinit14]

through out all of the awesome, only one thought was made by that poor civilian~ '!@#$@#%@$%#$^# MY ICECREAM!!!!'

[treegreg1]

chuk nnnnooooooo!!!

[lucariokid100]

584 people are stupid

[Mrssrtaylor]

i just love this song

[modypython]

lol

[Yourhairynipples]

If this song was sung by a Japanese it would be like 3 minutes longer because of the Godzilla part.

[aquament]

Innacurate no, immaculate yesss

[reshiranDK]

2:13 asdf movie kid at bottom of screen!

[TheThunderArrow]

what will you do when Chuck Norris die?

[TheWachong]

@TheThunderArrow pay lemon demon back for there complaints

[amyleecardoso]

lol that was soo funny

[MrDyLaNy123]

awesoooooooooooommmee!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!



[supermarioteam1]

Chuck Norris is offended. D:<

[damanidub12]

This is some funny Shiz thumbs up if u agree

[sgtblackeagle]

Totally. Inaccurate. Chuck would roundhouse kick and kill everyone

[initforever]

chuck can kick ass

[anthonyvolturo]

thumbs up if u can fit an ak47 in a lincoln hat!

[jonnyandquinn]

@anthonyvolturo it depends watt ae we calling a hat

[anthonyvolturo]

@jonnyandquinn an abraham lincoln hat. it really big. might be able to fit a gun it. DUH.

[jonnyandquinn]

@anthonyvolturo well u never know

[anthonyvolturo]

@jonnyandquinn true. but i love two things anyway. this song. and video games

[anthonyvolturo]

@anthonyvolturo i knew that one i wrote would be a top comment

[LikeASomBode]

i watch thi vid just to see chuck norris's dramatic entrence

[modypython]

ROCKS

[orichalcossaiyan]

Mr Rogers should have been wielding his sniper rifle.

[MrRavelino]

Chuck Norris has died? Now, if the Redskins win the Superbowl there wont be any doubt that I'm dreaming

Sorry Washington but its (sad but) true

[geldkiller]

chuck norris died so what get over it

[Xshyboi16X]

poor Japan :(

[goldlover98]

GOD I HOPE THIS IS ON ITUNES

[Pigganon]

@goldlover98 just use fvd.

[ReaperMan50]

U FORGOT WEEGEE

[apocino28]

We, säsßxcb

[initforever]

still the best

[qwertywarlord]

If Chuck Norris's kicks shatter bones,

and he kicked Indiana Jones in the crotch,

does that mean Indiana Jones can never have a boner?

[xXjacksonolesXx]

@qwertywarlord ya

[SarahBathory]

Lolwhat chuck norris defeated? IMPOSSIBRU!

[TheRivetingleaf]

abraham linoln really has it in for batman =\

[pennyp12]

Lol 2:13= THE MOST EPIC DEATH FACE I HAVE EVER SEEN! That is how I want my face to look when I go. :D

[acespace41]

this is what you get when your strait up bored

[tomo074]

CO JA PACZE?!

[TukikiJoolzy]

chuck norris? defeated? by mr. rogers? this- this is madness!

[theeatherlash69]

@TukikiJoolzy

Madness?! THIS... IS... SPAR-- *Killed by Mr. Roders.*

[aklitz12993]

oh childhood... this video's old as hell... i saw this at least 6 years ago

[MiyakoAssassin]

@aklitz12993 But music and music videos don't have a expiration day :]

[aklitz12993]

@MiyakoAssassin lol.... i'm just feeling nostalgic haha

[krazykingzz]

i felt 2:10 to 2:15

[Smile4theKillCam456]

578 people knew Indiana Jones.

[mrsalishabieberno1]

578 people r sick, this song is lethal!!!

[codekiller101]

So... Tokyo is an island now?

[DoctorFlopper27]

@pattiluvshorses Chuck Norris got thrashed by Bruce Lee, of course he isnt invincible.

[jonjonchel]

why is this related to ratatat ?