Shi No Numa: Jersey Shore and Dating Tip - Part 1

[tobuscusfan321]

santa isn't real? MOM!!!!

[kienny5437]

god d*mn it phone u ruined it! !!!!

[1PSNgamer]

wait wait wait...Santa isnt real?!?!

[Castative]

@xKapownd

high taxes on cigarettes at least in my country are absolutely understandable because smokers are so expensive for the health system so the state just loses money anyway no matter how high they are. (because a single lung cancer patient costs so much and is paid by the state) I don't know how it is in the US . I´ve just heard the the americans have a pretty shitty health system anyway so i can't tell. But i think smoking should be forbidden anyway :P

[wschort]

i watch jersey shore to laugh at how stupid the people are

[marbleman27]

@wschort haha same

[CallumCroteau]

this ended like the sepronnos

[evilstuubi]

complainers do suck but i did and still do like black ops more, so each to their own i suppose

[zildil19]

1:53 Nova much? I dont even know if people here know who Nova is but whatever

[MrPenguful]

When I was 10, I tricked my mom into telling me wether Santa was real or not, without her knowing. There was a present under the tree, and it said: To: MrPenguful From: Santa. Then I said, thanks mom! Where did you get this? And she said, no word of a lie... Well I was walking around in a store and I just thought of you when I saw this present. And I said back: So you made a spelling error on the tag? *shows her it says from Santa. She had literally dropped her jaw. My IQ was 116 then.

[SupahJeezus]

@MrPenguful .. How did you know your IQ was 116? Not doubting you.

[MrPenguful]

@SupahJeezus Oh I was doing suprisingly well in most of my classes so I ttok an IQ test.

[prototypeNano]

*Subscribes* Aw yeah gettin' a high five. (A week later, no high five) *un-subs* foever alone....

[me9rob]

I think that's actually a bit of a misconception about the Jersey Shore. Yes, the majority of people who watch it actually care and think the show is good, but some actually enjoy it because it's fuckin hilarious watching all the dumb shit that happens to them. It's sort of like the people that are laughing along with the Jersey Shore and those that are laughing at them.

[edgzio]

Thats y jersy shore is funny cuz ther so stupid

[songfrog89]

"You know whut? Black Ops wuz bedder!"

LOL!

[BabyBornGames]

i subscribed come to denmark and fucking high five me! ;D

[num1kornfan]

my girlfriend watches jersey shore, ive seen it and its fuckin retarded as hell

[tkballer216]

wat was the 2nd question? it sounded like he said should we be legal in pokemon? huh?

[PattyBoy410]

@tkballer216 exactly what i thought too. i was like wtf?

[jaklejakle100]

i have seen the error in my ways

[spytfire365]

Oh ya 2guys beating the shit out of people is reality tv bull shit

[MrAbrahamy]

8:38 YOLO

[theaznvideos]

im pretty sure adam made 26 accounts and disliked this vid

[ThelNobbler]

"Some kids"

:P

[ThelNobbler]

Can you post some skyrim please?

[dontsh00tdabunny]

$25 bucks a pack in Australia. We have massive taxes on cigarettes and alcohol.

[DippinYoDots]

WTF THERES NO SANTA GOD DAMNIT 

[CaptainCrunchWii]

Ok you can hate on anything in this world, but Jersey Shore? No way. That sir, is crossing the line.

[renteta]

10 bucks a pack, in australia its 18 to 22 bucks a pack

[acdcgnr100]

@iiTzLaMiA They are all morons, just because he god good grades doesn't mean he is not a moron. He could have taken bullshit classes. And the manner in which he acts is moronic. Same with all of them

[acdcgnr100]

I loved black ops from day one. Still love it. I've hated mw3 from day one, still do. And I agree about the reality tv topic. Jersey shore is the biggest piece of shit presented as entertainment.

[TH3xS1XTHxS3ENS3]

best reality show is ny ink

[rocker1296]

I still hate black ops only zombies is playable to me

[thepersonwithaface45]

@rocker1296 So you like the other call of duty where they make all their soldiers have broken arms and can't keep a gun steady for crap and make you rage?

[rocker1296]

@thepersonwithaface45 I don't feel like the soldiers have broken arms don't know where you get that from keeping a gun steady I have no problem with and make me rage no I enjoy mw2 and mw3 and your saying you like black ops where there is only really 3 weapons that actually work

[thepersonwithaface45]

@rocker1296 You mean when you ADS in mw3 your arms don't sway side to side across the screen? I mean, c'mon, I can hold a gun steady yet a soldier in war can't? And only 3 weapons that work? If you think theres only 3 weapons that work, maybe you belong in MW3. Know what? I'm sorry. To each their own. I just keep opening my mouth when I should keep it shut.

[rocker1296]

@thepersonwithaface45 no they don't I barely notice it I am using a shotgun which you can't do in black ops I mean nothing is stopping you it's just pretty stupid and call of duty hasn't been about realism it stopped when cod 3 came out and maybe more then 3 but only a few weapons are viable and you say I belong to mw3 like stupid people play mw3 and smart people play black ops

[thepersonwithaface45]

@rocker1296 Dude, plz. How old are you, 10? I said to each their own. That means we both be quiet.

[rocker1296]

@thepersonwithaface45 you mean "I don't wanna argue anymore" if you go by that don't start in the first place

[thepersonwithaface45]

@rocker1296 ...... "anymore" Is the key word there. As in, lets stop now. If I say "anymore", that means we've already started- You know what? Just stop! It dosen't matter! Just SHHHHH!

[rocker1296]

@thepersonwithaface45 derp

[TheDelta517]

@thepersonwithaface45 Im not sure you've ever fired a gun in the Theater of War, I've been on multiple tours in Afghanistan and Russia in the Russian Military, and when the adrenaline is pumping through your body, you tend to have weapon sway, especially with the weight of some weapons after sprinting hundreds of meters.

[thepersonwithaface45]

@TheDelta517 I don't know what it's like in war 'cause i'm only 13. But, seeing as though your in a fight to the death, you'd wanna have your aim spot-on as possible. To do that, you aim straight and don't move your arms slowly side-to-side. Like you said, people can have heavy guns and just ran a far distance, but that dosen't matter. You can still aim a gun straight, wihtout sway. Theres no excuse. All you gotta do is hold it. Firmly. Especially in war. Get your arms checked.

[Rythmbot]

Taylor, I love you. You say everything that I want to say, but don't know how to express. You're the voice of logic and reason.

[iiTzLaMiA]

Vinny isn't a moron he graduated college with a 3.9 gpa but the rest of the are

[theNinthLifee]

SANTA ISNT REAL!!!!?!??!?!?!?! :O

[rallaghan]

YES! someone agrees about Jersey Shore... exact same thinking as me...

[southparkXD1]

My friends vilified me because I didn't believe in Santa -.-

[Semper1515]

Well considering im not ten years old and i only used two IM words i find your arguments invalid

[stormfire180]

I watched Jersey Shore on Netflix, and it was hilarious to watch those moronic twats be moronic twats...

[stormfire180]

I never really believed in Santa... Even as a kid I was a skeptic...

[xsean1337x]

yeah google chrome all the wat !!!

[sirstroodle]

sorry i m the dumb ass Hippocratic

[MrCheese201]

I think that weed should be legal, and cigarettes should not because of the harm they do compared to weed. I personally would never do weed myself, but if one thing had to be legal , I believe weed should.

[SamMantup24]

lol, George Washington grew weed in his garden, witch is why I think its should be legal, I mean, our fore fathers thought so?( is it spell that way? fore fathers?)

[Bibzuda7]

I never complained about black ops or mw3 but i defiinitly like black ops better because of the maps i think they're way better

[Semper1515]

Well taylor first i want to say that i do respect you opinions, even though i may not agree with all of them and also that u are still one of my favorite youtube commentators. I was kind of saddened bcuz it just seems like you just rage against these things. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but if you would express yours more calmly it would be much appreciated!!!

[il0ve2fart]

i thought twitter was making statuses like "just ate a lovely piece of toast" or "I just took the biggest dump everrr"

[xDarkAngl3]

GOOGLE CHROME IS THE SHIT

nuff said

[Caits92]

1:51, he kind of sounds like UberHaxorNov o_0

[doodlerox]

I watch Jersey Shore to make fun of their stupidity.

[SamMantup24]

@doodlerox beavis and butthead much?

[barcalars]

Nice thumbnails!

[Semper1515]

Yaknow ur kind of a hypocrite urself cuz u talk about how all ppl do is complain but pretty much all these Q and A vids are is a huge b**** fest. Just sayin

[xKapownd]

@Semper1515 There's a distinct difference between genuine complaining and parody. I hope most people can see this.

[ThelNobbler]

@xKapownd we wouldn't be subbed if we didn't

[kibhatesboosters]

@xKapownd 

[vttennis99]

@Semper1515 You should try not typing like you're on IM or ten.

[FoldingChicken]

@vttennis99 My money is on ten.

[ThornyYT]

@Semper1515 No need to put in the stars, youtube doesn't censor their comments.

[kingofgraff]

@Semper1515 Wanna retype that in english?

[TheWaRGFX]

1:56 sounded a bit like nova :D

[jakusthekingpakus1]

I prefer black ops to mw3, but I never complained about black ops

[TheWaRGFX]

@jakusthekingpakus1 Your not human.

[CaptainFlags]

SANTA ISN'T REAL??

[phippo182]

make a one hour special godamit

[mcgzer]

I totally agree with you about jersey shore.

[Che3syGamer]

Taylor, 10 bucks a pack for sigs is NOTHING. in Norway a sigpack is 20$.

[iWhiteDots]

@Che3syGamer norway fucking sucks for shopping, hate it.

[grifskii]

I dont think MW3 is fun at all...when your playing it stop and say am i havin fun , think about it and your probably really angry about the game because a lot of people dont really realise if theyre having fun or not when they play it as its such an addictive,mesmorizing game.

[MrMaxydoodle]

wow...he didnt even complain about losing double points :0

[maartenh94]

Shi no numa numa numa nay numa numa numa nay

[DerfEnjoii]

Wow, I felt a little bit attacked by the Jersey Shore comment.. I like the show for the pure entertainment of watching them fail to do anything intelligent in their lives. You were a bit harsh...

[odk2008]

Wha do yu mean Santa no real?

[Danielisak]

MurkahDurkah The Zombie King

[richard9831]

WHAT!?!?! cigarettes are 10 dollars in the US? They are like 28 a pack in Australia.

[TheEvilPizzaDude]

@richard9831 Here in romania the pack costs 4 bucks... :D

[iScWaBa]

ive never seen jersey shore

[D33K2oo7]

that's kinda harsh on your parents behalf that they never let you know about santa...

[aussieshooter8]

I have always love black ops and I think it is a much better game than MW3 and every other COD

[kalevader]

yeah taxing sigs is kinda of a dick move. What do they do with the money cause where i live, it's going to medical which kinda makes sense

[zomgitshe]

i friggin love jersey shore

[SemBoy15]

not live?

[rocketmik65]

I think it's good they raised the price for cigarettes. They do no-one any good, if people began to smoke pipes again, the world would instantly become awesomer.

[kwakaflocka24]

i bout black ops the day it cme out yet im still kevel 32 no prestige

[thepersonwithaface45]

@kwakaflocka24 Translation: I bought black ops the day it came out yet i'm still level 32 and no prestige.

[kwakaflocka24]

@thepersonwithaface45 thank you my keyboard is shit

[TheDelta517]

@thepersonwithaface45 Have you played like 3 seconds a day? I was 15th prestige in 2 months with only an hour or 2 a day

[thepersonwithaface45]

@TheDelta517 No I was translating somebody elses comment -_-"

[360GAMER25]

@kwakaflocka24 What?

[CrimsonAce6]

@kwakaflocka24 A top comment shouldn't have that bad of spelling

[3Mach1n]

Personally I believe weed shouldnt be legal.

[TheDelta517]

@3Mach1n Why?

[PSNSNIP3NATORHD]

so wait would fuck up your brain or mess me up like they thought in school for every year from 4thgrade

[mryou2ube]

thumbs up if you think murkah should do a dual live comm with syndicate!!

[monkeyninja48]

TAX FOR U BASTARD... hahahahahaha

[Guitello13]

@Arimil1234512345 MEXICO? No offense but I have to ask, ARE YOU HIGH?!?!?!?!

[aalto617]

i have a big penis

[JoshuaHey]

49ers couldve been in the superbowl but they took a football to the knee

[PoweredByTheHaters]

lol, you're black ops comment made me giggle XD, and to be honest (regarding reality tv shows), i honestly think the people in reality tv portray an exaggerated version of themselves. I highly doubt they're like this I mean tv crews film from 3-6 months and they have like 10-20 episodes from that time period. It's quite obvious that the other stuff they filmed showed them as regular people and other wise boring, but what they decide to show are exaggerated characters of the real person.

[xMarwan91]

hint hint thunder

[ThePanakuukanap]

you think thats bad? theres a fat chick in my 9th grade class who believes in santa. yea, wow.

[Arimil1234512345]

Yup, america blows. Move to the UK or Canada, Mexico, or any of the larger countries in Europe then you'll see the HUGE difference and how America is FAR from the best country in the world.

[PoweredByTheHaters]

@Arimil1234512345 you should probably replace mexico with Australia or New Zealand

[AtomicFire41]

I swear everytime I watch one of your rant like videos my IQ goes up about 5 marks

[torkyn1]

Cigarettes in Australia go for roughly $17 a pack (good ones) and the reason (mostly) while weed is illegal is because of the hemp from it which can be used for such things like clothes, linen and paper, since is easy to grow much more then cotton (less water) they can't really make a profit from it as many can just grow there own if it's legal....bitches

[kingofdarkness227]

Hey Murka considering you come across as a very insightful person I happen to have a question to ask of you, I'm 13 and very mature for my age I'm about to be 14 but that's against the point what my question really is is that i feel nothing has purpose because I still don't have all of the freedoms someone older than me has and that in turn has affected my schoolwork and other things do you have any advice I could use to get my life back on track?

[awsidney]

I'm sure Puritains smoked to. They didn't know it was bad back then. Anyways nice cut to the next video. "Pack a punch" and here we are talking aboot Ultimate Fighter.

[Willypilly00]

How do you feel about ______????????

[RidgeLaxer1]

conniption good word

[raidersplayer80]

07:10 lol

[J2JMC]

funny thing is though black ops was better haha. I don' t know how people said mw2 wa better than bo but the only problem with the game wa second chance and the map array. Ghost was easily dealth with using 4,5,8 killstreaks.

[MrBlueHippopotamus]

lol the part where hes talkn about the people bitchin, thats thunder~

[noobsarecool1]

kinda ironic how your playing black ops and you say black ops is dull or torturous

[Malikmann24]

I Strongly Concur With Your Opinions On Jersy Shore and Other Reality TV Shows

[justahybrid]

Best series on youtube (too me) keep on doing these

[gerardosoccer31]

do you smoke

[gabe15able]

i know a 14 year old kid that believes in santa still.

[dherorulez1]

Anyone else not hear a phone..? o_O

[ElDannyboy7777]

However Cigarettes are actually very bad for you

[ChillOnlyKetchup]

For anyone who thinks that marijuana kills braincells:

The tests that were done that had those results involved monkeys being given a dose of around 200 joints in 5 minutes. The monkeys died, and they counted their braincells when they were dead. They had less than when the started the experiment.

The reason they had less braincells was because they suffocated them, not because it was marijuana.

[tomatoface12]

@ChillOnlyKetchup That's the weed talking, man

[ChillOnlyKetchup]

@tomatoface12 smh

[TheEchidnaKid]

Ciggs are more expensive in Australia o_O

[TheOnlyPurplePanther]

your hilarious like if you agree.

[tomatoface12]

Dude, Black Ops was insanely bright. Nuketown was the brightest CoD map of all time.

[nMaanz]

@tomatoface12 Are u fucked? black ops had 2 colored maps: Nuketown and firing range

[FinalEx3cution]

When I figured out Santa wasn't real, I was so up set. I somehow knew he wasn't real but I wanted to believe it; I just thought of all of poor people on the streets that get nothing for Christmas. :(

[Broly537]

i am going to be the one to say it but i dint like Modern Warfare 3 so i play MW3 when there is a juggernaut infected game going on

[tomatoface12]

Shi No Numa is way easy. Tbh, I find Veruckt to be the hardest map.

Oh, and I believe this is your first Shi No Numa comm. :)

[x97sfinest]

neither smoking or marijuana are healthy and both should be banned or at least heavily taxed

[ThePotatomash3r]

@x97sfinest you have clearly never smoked marijuana and are ignorant on the topic, dont knock it till you try it

[extremeboyHD]

Its hard to find commenators that don't talk about the gameplay and talk about something else thats not gaming related. And all of the other commentators are lame AF.

[DJDARKNESSREMIXED]

@xkapownd get a facebook page and use that instead of twitter :)

[YOUrFLUENT]

HE QUOTED DRAKE " YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE " 8:38

[StealthyPancakes]

@YOUrFLUENT no. no. no. a lot of people say that

[OptimisticShaolin]

You don't get Jersey Shore because it's a Jersey thing!

[h31sodakilla]

I like MW3, but i still feel that dolphin diving should have been included. Imagine dolphin diving in drop zone that would be hilarious :D

[Smitho94]

Talk about your views on religion

[zdarknes72]

suggestion for shi no numa: BUY THE PUMP ACTION SHOTGUN!

[PENGUlN124]

Talk about more political stuff.

[ConorBridges]

Definitely watch Doctor Who

[zdarknes72]

I am pretty sure the electoral college is used just for presidential elections and not also for congress...

[zdarknes72]

i definitely prefer firefox, but i think we can ALL agree that internet explorer SUCKS ASS

[superAnarchy100]

Jersey Shore is only good for fights when your bored (I MEAN REALLY BORED). Nothing else nothing more

[lfssmitty]

people who use google chrome are boss!

[MCSKeelar]

@lfssmitty Fuck google... On march 1st they are gonna start tracking everything you do. I'm done with google. Firefox and Bing FTW.

[quewino]

@lfssmitty i use rockmelt which i think is cooler :)

[lamla123456]

Ufc isn't a reality show you moron.

[radroach44]

@lamla123456 whats the root word of "reality"? god damn use some sense, moron.

[Zargogo]

awkward cut

[thekikako]

WTF!!!??? SANTAS NOT REAL!?!?

[8teen0rolder]

tell us your feelings about the shooting outside carls jr taylor!!

[Mrpyropanda14]

i was watching this video, and they mentioned you taylor!

[Fuzzieeeeeeeeee]

so im studying for exams, while watching murka <3

[dabaddestbob]

i love the jersey shore

[Icekilla1266]

Would you rather or gtfo

[Battlewooki]

I enjoy your commentary's and all the things you do on youtube. But don't BITCH about people BITCHING. that's totally counterproductive just like you said. lol. who's being hypocritical now?

[Ishan5nahsI]

Give me a shoutout taylor!

[themadcowftw]

I LOVE UFC!! :D