Fake Kirk Interview 1

[Clover101234]

This was quite amusing.

[GoodGirlxxxx]

yes your name is answering xD

[HaleyAdel21]

this is what single nerds do on their days off (:

[Agentemzy]

ahahahhaahahahahah I wasn't so successfull :( hauahuhauhauahuahauhauhauahuha­uahuahauhauhauhauahuahuahauhau

[mewmewlin123456789]

the stardate is my birthday!

[mewmewlin123456789]

He is afraid of sex.

[cybroxis]

You said: Do you like hot women?

Fake Kirk: I don't know if I like them or not. I like Mr. Spock.

[xsakamotox1]

hahahaha funny bot lol

[TheWakeless]

ok i got this on ym skype and it talks to my friends wtf...why..

[justinok67]

Got really funny at 3:16

[justinok67]

Point is.. Its not an AI its just a idiot chat box xD

[JustGotToXLR8]

I choke on laughter XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD!!!!!!!!!!

IT's the funniest thing I ever seen!

[TheDitzimitzi]

Hannah: kirk, I am pregnant.

Fake Kirk: Don't you understand? It killed two hundred crewmen.

Hannah: WHAT?!

Fake Kirk: We'll find out what it is, but we'd better get out of here ourselves. Hannah, channel all the impulse and warp power into one massive thrust forward. That might snap us out of the zone.

:L

[LSDHipHop]

if you call him idiot (just say 'idiot') he asks you what he should of said. then whatever you type, he will repeat. Its amusing for about 10 minutes to make him say things.

[snowboardslider]

teacher, have teacher report to the bridge...okay, i will have myself report...help him...who?...answers...you answer!

[xis9508]

fucking stupid Artificial intelligence that will destroy our world

[eFFect0073]

Lieutenant: What would the real Kirk do to a whiny politician? Fake Kirk: Love, for one thing. Lieutenant: If it's a man? Fake Kirk: Exactly. Lieutenant: Is Captain Kirk Gay? Fake Kirk: All right. We'll triangulate on him. We'll let Lieutenant explain what happened to his wife. (then bullshit)

Lieutenant: What was that? Fake Kirk: It means you're a very beautiful woman. Lieutenant: I'm not a woman! Fake Kirk: The gender of aliens is not always obvious to us.

xD

[snaildragon]

Teacher has a sexy voice and a cute sense of humor. I laughed so hard I snorted. This conversation was a lot more coherent than the one I tried having with Fake Kirk.

[annie10103]

Lol I said:

Me: Do you like cock?

Fake Kirk: I can't tell you. I like Mr. Spock.

God I was cracking up.

[masacatior]

after a long time...

Lieutenant: Fuck you.

Fake Kirk: There is no need for that kind of vulgarity.

Lieutenant: Why there is no need for that kind of vulgarity?

Fake Kirk: No.

[Alexdom4]

"I'm healthy" -"Do you mean your name is healthy?" ahahahhaa!!! stupid bot robot :D))))))

[frostyool]

me: "i love your daddy"

kirk: "Even a starship captain appreciates a compliment like that"

me: "your daddy will marry me"

kirk: "Do you like what you see? Absolute power corrupting absolutely"

me: "do you want to be my stepchild?"

kirk: "i do,Sir."

[crazyforastonjls]

that other mans voice is creepy

[plunkorulez]

tried it out kinda gay

[AndrosynthNuclear]

Kirks voice is way too flamboyant...

[Ypsilon94]

"You have six hours to get your ship out of Federation territory." That's what he said to me :O

[LogInCrash]

awesome

[rangeclerk]

that is way too funny!

[SaturnV21]

He sounds like some of my friends.

[666lilnickY]

he called me a douchebag.

[Goten201010]

@666lilnickY lol haha what did u said back?

[666lilnickY]

@Goten201010 i can't remember, but it made me want to kick his ass back into hyperspace.

[sctaber56]

This sounds a bit creepy to me...

[Hayeshacker1]

Q:who elso is in the crew?

A:a crewmember

[TheVorheese13]

why did my chair vibrate because of listening to this anyways funny interview man

[TheDualSwords]

Am I real? A bit.

[clapandtouch]

lol I love this. I said "MARIJUANA"

and he responded "That's your home. The planet you come from"

I laughed for 10 minutes.

PLANET MARIJAUNA!!!

[maryberyboo]

@clapandtouch I want to visit that planet!!

[clapandtouch]

@maryberyboo I know!! I can't believe he said that. It couldn't have turned out any more perfect.

[maryberyboo]

@clapandtouch xD That is epic!! I want him to say that to me!

[hapiepiano]

lol funny xD

[CloudWatcherX]

I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirk is the best!

Alice is neat but Kirk is better



[ixie122]

I tried that, it was totally f****d up. I asked him where babies come from and he said "Are you alone?" It was funny.

[bigkanish3]

name your self fuckyou :D!

or smallpeenis

[craziyiota]

lool

[Efferto93]

Captain here

Teacher here

:)

[jazevoo]

how much older was your husband than you? :D :D HAHAHHA 

[9656889]

You said: What the blazes is going on?

Fake Kirk: Jean Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise was trying to tell us what to do when we lost voice contact.

[Berrymore84]

hahahahahaha.....

[TheBaraKode]

me: i ate your mom

Kirk: sounds delicouse

LMAO

[super58173]

Yeah, it's fun pissing off this guy.

[ZimSlave123456789]

XXDDD UR AWESOME

[ONEGUY090]

Me: I ate your mother.

Fake Kirk: And it wasn't poisonous?

haha

[spupapi]

Hahahahahahahahhahaahah

[audball911]

It's okay, I'm only a bit real too.

[samoyeds4fun]

ur funny

[boompert]

haha how much older was you husband than you?

[LittleSelfia]

I asked him a question once and he actually said "Coloured Gelatin". Really weird but fun.

[SaintDurham]

lololololol

[hugothenerd]

who elso is in the crew?

a crewmember

XD

[Mithcoriel]

@hugothenerd Well at least the answer is logic XD

[12enma12]

@hugothenerd - me XD!!

[FerrariF430SC]

Hahahhahahhahahhaha!!!!

[FerrariF430SC]

Good questions!

[osteilsi]

There was a time when humans used to laugh at chess programs.

[TwistofFateHardyBoyz]

1:12 "You are sooo random sometimes.. but I still love you"

XD

[GabbiRockandRoll]

ahahah wtf, "do you mean your name is ready?"

ahahahahha

[MentalSelfMutilation]

"My name is _" and "Do you like your job?" are the only things Kirk-bot is willing to answer.

[KaliDemiDarkness]

I was disappointed with the Kirk bot. :(

[waterdude125]

your a nerd.

[lolZSalat]

@cosminx2003 that is A.L.I.C.E.!

But iGod is configured better!

[wbcmac2000]

@cosminx2003 yeahhe wont believe he is not real but alice does know she is a root

[164349]

hahahahah my name was bobbies lol it was funny

[TafferBoyElvis]

You need to move your mouse pointer away from the text entry box.

[lilacpilgrim13]

XD wow, makes more sense than my conversation XD

[AnimeShineChihiro]

Lol! Awesome. XDD

[tigresssharplesl]

i tried it it made no sence what so ever xD yours give more sence but its still funny

[x21x21x21]

Great. Pandorabots people are very clever. This new technology for training the bot will save a lot of time.