Jake and Amir: Time Saver

[ZayaSays]

7,830TH PERSON TO LIKE THE VIDEO

[GamingSavedMySanity]

this was my first jake and amir video! :D

that was a year ago.... I haven't stopped since!

...

help me ._.

[TheDevilyouDontknow1]

@GamingSavedMySanity no help just watch

[Sethagrius]

someone needs to remake this with trollface on amir's face.

[CZnoob]

This is the 5th time i've seen this episode this week...along with all the other ones...:S

[myflavaflav3]

what doesnt make sence

[EpicWinFailVID]

jakes such a foil for jake and amir if you replaced jake with real tin foil the show would be pretty much the same

[schnisha95]

I AM IN A LIBRARY AND I AM TRYING SO HARD TO LAUGH SILENTLY.

[DeluxeRobots]

my god my name isn't craig!

[14pbguitarist]

ok just out of curiosity who is name greg. and watches jake and amir

[Whiscash97]

@14pbguitarist Amir said "Craig", bro.

[4everYGOTAS]

I shall help you kill him Jake...

[Fizman92]

This made me angry

[joerjzx]

@kevgrhm Holy shit that's what just happened to me

[canihassteak]

@OSSRedemption you clearly dont get it

[pogle301]

nice glass of milk background Jake...

[solidasice]

bullshit!

[rshweky9]

RIP head phone users at 1:40

[OSSRedemption]

@rshweky9 nothing happend at 1:40

[rshweky9]

@OSSRedemption i meant when jake jumps on amir its very loud

[rshweky9]

im craig!

[GBFOX58]

this episode is underrated gold

[iambored2006]

Stage 1. Wipe before you shit.

Stage 2. ...

Stage 3. Time is saved!

[AlexVideoFX]

My name its not Craig, that was creepy!

[super4chicken]

but... you still have to wipe the shit at some point...

[RenegadeShorts]

where are the outtakes?

[AngelaODonald]

At the end... Why would Jake want to touch Amir after finding out that he doesn't even wash his hands after defecating. God only knows what filth lies in his palms!!!!

[StrangeTeccaNina]

@AngelaODonald

:D good point!

[maagiapall]

For some reason that actually made sense to me lol

[Philboy50]

its unbelievable but im 100% sure imma try it next time.

[craiglesC]

the fuck...

[chrisbyerly]

Seriously, Amir makes me question things I shouldn't. I'm sitting her wracking my brain believing that in some way it would really save time. Uggh, I feel like an idiot.

[keepcalmanbecool]

This is actually a pretty good time saver............jokes

[woollybully100]

it's about time thats all i can say.

[Onlythebest99]

this is me and my brother exactly he makes a retarded song and then i beat the crap out of him

[SuperZac8]

1. I have to take a shit now after watching this

2. Jake should have killed him a long time ago

[TQOMify]

I skipped over the bit where they were bickering and then I saw Jake on top of Amir. Then I was like "Ugh, FINALLY they admit their man-love." Then I felt a teensy bit sad because two incredibly attractive males have just been removed from the 'market'. Then I realized they weren't actually gay for each other and Jake was just really pissed off. And then I felt sad, because they would be awesome together...Yeah, my thought-process is a bit weird, innit?

[fashionvictim841]

@TQOMify this is a lie.

[TQOMify]

@fashionvictim841 Umm... what?

[EternityHime]

@TQOMify That is awesome, I understand how you feel. xD

[felix4389]

from the bottom-view jake actually looks like Dexter. i fell on the floor when he said "i'll kill you!" :D

[beezeenus]

412 people shit after they wipe

[yewtoober24]

im gonna sue. false info. i wiped b4 i shat and i had to cut all the dried shit out b4 i shat again... waste of time

[espiegel97]

but... theres still the leftover shit from last time... plus its all hard and crusty and harder to wipe...

[annonroi]

@espiegel97 not if you keep it wet, or just shit before it dries

[espiegel97]

@annonroi keep it wet...sure...

[raph877]

im going to go take a shit...ill wipe first and report back

[HeyItsNavi]

@raph877 How did it go?

[sdgundam37]

is it just me or is amir more retarded than usual in this one

[ixigray]

god jake is so sexy

[Crazy3ZyKiller]

OMG!! My name isn't Craig.

[BrennanR11]

by wiping before you shit hahahahahaha thats awesome

[abrakajingleberries]

jake has some serious anger management issues. it's kind of scaring me.

[628Zelda]

I apologive in advance (its just the boy x boy fetis in me) but @ 2:06 how Amir rest his hand on Jake's leg is as if he wanted him to stay there ;)

[powderblue80]

@628Zelda I wasn't gonna say, but I noticed the same thing too!

[kevgrhm]

its 12:30 am and i clicked a fucking jake and amir video....sigh, not going to bed now

[fyllo2010]

@kevgrhm more like the whole life :P

[DashOfRainbow]

So is Amir trying to get Jake to say the word "what"?

[DrawnPanda]

If you cum and then fuck, that save's time ;)

[HollowKnight11]

Jake made an admirable effort.

[MaiNiAC2011]

Amir is the perfect troller

[shahogner87]

@MaiNiAC2011 No Remi Gaillard is number one.

[MrLuckyLucky13]

my name's craig....

[narcissisticpolitics]

@forgottenbow THANK YOU FOR SAYING EVERYTHING IN CAPS. IT WAS REALLY HELPFUL FOR THOSE WITH POOR EYESIGHT. honestly, get over yourself, and stop raging on the internet

[TeamBlackWool]

My name is Craig! :D Best, day, ever...

[Mcrippyjr]

If you're going to kill amir twice... just do it once...

If you're going to kill amir twice... just do it once...

[RockFORCEs]

Amir's eyes makes me want to pull them out.

[itswillperkins]

Oh sheesh y'all

[winterterm08]

where are my fucking glasses!?

[abbytheridkeydonkey]

hey this a shout to all the people named Craig and not named Craig

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

You're supposed to wipe AFTER you take a shit?

[GenericUsernameism]

@GuyThatLikesToHunt No. That would be plain stupid.

[mrmoototherescue]

that awkward moment when your name is craig

[LOLHICRONO]

amir is trolling...:0

[plasticworld96]

This one and the costume one are my favorites :)

[xXHawkCheerXx]

@plasticworld96 Yes! Costumes is my all time favorite! :D

[rubysauce]

this is one of the best ideas Ive ever heard. Im gonna save so much time!

[Killax671]

by far one of my favorite JakeandAmirs

[GDYTTV]

The guy above me is a turtle

[Vorkandor]

omg so funny

[Vorkandor]

Holy gwak! this new ipad is rediki donky!

[seamoney36]

Thumbs up if you actually started wiping before you shit.

[trevinson]

i hate world of warcraft ads... that is all

[ijoshchang]

@trevinson adblock

[footboy827]

Oh how I wish my name as Craig :/

[TheShonengetsu]

Amir you troll



[AvalancheFever]

106 down 124 left to go... gonna be a long night

[TheRyanpatton]

spread cheeks before you shit.. dont have to wipe.

[sl270703]

UUURRGGHH THIS IS THE LAST JAKE N AMIR VIDEO THAT ILL CLICK TONIGHT.....HOPEFULLY

[kakashi66132]

ITT: People named Craig.

[bimirl]

Replace the L's in kill with S's please!

[DethFan1]

@bimirl I know, right?!

[CraigTheMusicDude]

My name is Craig, that was creepy.

[SimonSays847]

oh, hey! Thanks for the shout out, Amir!

Much love (as always), Craig

[firepuma100]

OOOHHH MY NAME IS CRAIG!!!

[marsuleo]

jake's wallpaper...glass of milk

[M3chanicalDog]

it actually makes sense...wiping before means ur butt is clean, therefore it guarentees ONE wipe. Shitting first makes makes it a possibility that u have more then one wipe

[Gyngakid2]

@MidgetHulkSMASH thats classic thanks for that i cant stop laughing

[MidgetHulkSMASH]

Pause at 2:03 for a funny moment.

[TyJaiGuruDevaOm]

poor Jake

[osipingi]

Jake needs to calm his balls

[Ascoint87]

my favorite episode

[Freemoney1000]

this method would only work once because after shitting and not wiping after there would still be shit there if you wipe first next time. lol

[kungfoam25]

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!

[acamp1995]

"I'll kill you..."

Waiting for Jake to say that for 105 episodes.

[Stephentempleman]

I wipe before I eat sleep shit

[leonguide93]

believe in you, believe in him that believs in you, ROW ROW PAPER POWER!

[purpleninja4everz]

I wish I had a friend like Amir so I can have weird stupid meaningless conversations with

[MrHoldenMcrotch]

OMG!!!! I'm Not Named Craig!!!

[H20fulman]

HOLY SHIT! This actually works! Shaved 10 seconds off my best time!

And I ate chipotle!

[HoMieDawg11]

@hehehe13023 mine is too

[Hehehe13023]

Thats so wierd my name is Dominic.. Close Enough.

[MapleErag0n1]

"what doesn't make sense?"

"I'LL KILL YOU!@"

*SCREAMS*

[forgottenbow]

@MapleErag0n1 THANK YOU MR. DUMBSHIT FOR QUOTING THE VIDEO I JUST SAW, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I NEEDED YOU TO RECITE WHAT I LITERALLY JUST HEARD. Your kind need to die.

[hibye9000]

press 7 again for epic head bob

[TheMuneStar]

Fuck yeh, I'm not Craig

[justcallmecheyxD]

Lmfao xD ... I feel like doing that to all the people that annoy the shit outta me..

[AHgeesmee]

Haha, poor Jake.

[DDrathin8]

i was waiting for jake to do that

[AaronTheil]

I'll kill you funny

[froggyman218]

But then the next time you go there's even more shit..

[Combatarmspwnable]

I started watching jake and amir with glass of grape juice. Needless to say i cant drink it anymore because i am not over the age of 21.

[xXStoney24Xx]

Anyone else find Jake really attractive?

[danieo1210]

Amir got a cool beard.

[OhHeyImRob]

Anyone else notice Amir was playing air bass?

[JackCayman21]

@OhHeyImRob

Thank you, Captain Obvious...

[iTzMist]

Either way, if you wipe before.. you'll still be wiping after anyways.. the next time you shit

[TheDusteMikkel]

Omg?!?! how did jake jump so far!??!

[danieo1210]

@TheDusteMikkel THE CAkE???

[jykell117]

I wanted to choke him for that too.

[morikahjo]

i think it take more time because ur wiping before and after....

[AnthonyWhitford]

@morikahjo He means wiping before instead of after.

[darthkrueger]

Anyone know the episode which begins with Jake playing a flash game and saying "This is money now"

[ZeProcrastinatorz]

@citrusjuicebox hahahaha naturally he's one! :D

[CitrusJuicebox]

Amir is a master troll.

[DmonkeyD1994]

My name is craig :DD

[RoachShippoTV]

like if name is craig or not craig

[zxetas]

He's wright its saves time

[timimit002]

I still dont get how it saves time

[Huntingtheworld123]

I still don't get it

[Treefort215]

holy..... i was so confused when he said craig my name is craig

[WeAreAirborne]

I think this is the angriest Jake has ever gotten at Amir...

[MelodyRemedy]

@WeAreAirborne Or when Amir ate Jake's cookie and spat it out.

[AkiZivina344]

I better start wiping before I shit to make up for the time spent watching collegehumor!

[livewire136]

I just saved some time :D

[Metaldiabolic]

i think i'll just go and try this time saver for myself.

[slashlespaul516]

Why is Jake's background milk pouring into a cup..?

[BlakBerryCherry]

Theres no 2:20

[defg0]

kinda random but does anyone know a jake and amir where amir says the line "oh youve gotta be shittin me with that!" after jake tells him something?......

[Ssourjr]

Anyone else see that Jake's monitor has a glass of milk being poured as its background lol

[D3m190d]

@Ssourjr Milk is f**king tasty.

[MrFear2252]

If you wipe before you shit you still have to wipe after to shit

[abubasly]

someone know the episode when amir took a ligher and "light the fart"?

[dduble07]

@abubasly jake and amir:porno

[nobody6400]

@abubasly hygiene one?

[frusciante349]

Watching Jake and Amir at 4AM is a time saver because i don't have to waste time during the day

[JamespaulHarrison]

huh episode 110 out of 212, no i am not wasting my time i am making more time to watch jake and amir

[desidol22]

LOL im surprised this is the first time jake did that...if i were in his place i would go absolutely bonkers!!

[Abecto9]

I bet all of you pathetic people who have craig in their account names just created a new account to comment on this video and make your wasted lives a little bit more special.

[themexicandynasty]

DAM U CRAIG DX

[HIvanH91]

who the hell is craig????? Did I miss something???

[uchihamaster123]

@HIvanH91 At he start of the video Amir said "hey Craig you're watching jake and Amir"

[CraigMacmurdie]

Fuck yeh, I'm Craig.

[Abtripplee1]

Too bad my name isn't craig :/

[Thekingoftofo]

They should name it shittin n wipein

[tomatosingh12]

dont u just hate wen ur tired but cant sleep... cuz ur watching these 2 fuckers bicker like lovers

[IAmSquirrel48]

@tomatosingh12 Over 3 hours!