British Army ''Combat'' Recruitment Advert **New**

[NirvanaNegtiveCreep]

LETS GO FUCK UP IRAN NOW!!!

[StrangerYouKnow]

God bless our British allies. 

[PaulCorleone4life]

@StrangerYouKnow

here's to pulling out of Afghanistan soon (hopefully one day). Iran is next.

[KingsofSparta]

see thats what im talking about, REAL MEN WATCH IN 240p JUST LIKE THE ARMY!:)

[onelovincriminal]

Protecting People hahahaha! oh the irony your just hired killers and if you do make it back in one piece the government will fuck you over as you have served your purposed and killed poor brown people for rich white monsters, GET A REAL JOB WITH A CONSCIENCE

[gethsemeny]

I get it: he practiced how to subjugate indigenous peoples as a child! and now he gets to do in real life in the middle east!

[kicking46]

@gethsemeny hippie

[spain214]

United states has the best army in the world unfortunately.

[catchitkillitcookit]

@spain214 They have the best quipment but not the best army in the world. If you look at the stat's the british army has the hardest training in the world, and it shows on the battlefield. Don't get me wrong the american's do a great job but when it comes down to a fire fight or air support I'd want some of our lads by my side.

[16MattC]

@spain214 Except you misunderstanding the "Be the Best" part. It doesn't mean the army is the best it means that joing the army will make you the best. It will bring out the best in you and make you a stronger person.

[N64isgreat]

@16MattC I think it means both

[BasilFawlty4444]

@spain214 Well, to quote the Green Flag advert (which for some reason is linked to this):

"we may not be the biggest, but by jingo, we're determined to be the best."

The US Army doesn't even teach bayonet combat any more!

[lostlaces]

@BasilFawlty4444 the us army soldiers dont know how to use night vision goggles my m8s in army he worked with us marines he had to teach THEM HOW TO USE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES BEFORE A NIGHT OPERATION THE US ARMED FORCES SUCK!!

[kylecousins1996]

@lostlaces we suck huh? ok um lets go back to ww2. and lets say the us military doesn't invade Normandy. im thinking you'd all be Nazi's. and i highly doubt that happened. TRY saying something to a US Marines face, out come not so good for you, you brit

[lostlaces]

@kylecousins1996 really considering normany was planed before america first fought germany by britain and britain and canada got the hardest beaches american paratroopers failed most of their behind lines missions weathers the paras succeeded in most of theirs and britain stood alone against germany for 2 yrs lol get over yourself sonny and have a hard think on what you joining the boy scouts isnt a career

[diabetic233]

@lostlaces Actually, the US Paratroopers achieved their objectives. They were scattered, but different units formed effective cohesive fighting units. 

[parcourkid]

@kylecousins1996 Hey. both our armies are great, and best of all, both of our armies are allies!!

[StrangerYouKnow]

@kylecousins1996 Hey, let's not be add a negative connotation to the title "Brit." They're fine. It's just that there are a lot of assholes in the world. There AND here.

[kylecousins1996]

@BasilFawlty4444 for your information... the US military spends a week on bayonet training during BCT, get your facts straight. my cousin just went in the army. and he told us all about it, i enlist next year and i know alot about it to.

[BasilFawlty4444]

@kylecousins1996 Only what I read in the newspaper. OK, I know the British media isn't what you call 'reliable,' but you don't expect them to get that sort of thing wrong.

And don't give yourself too much credit for WWII. The Russians were always going to win; it was the Battle of Britain that preserved democracy in Europe.

[Tarzan2478]

He always played cow boys and indians as a kid running around all over the place... now he wonders where his chair can take him !...... and Blair and the rest get rich !.........

[AdoPotts6]

@evchesser. We played kill the american.

[offwiththefairies77]

It's WHO your fighting to protect that's the question???!!!

[ReaperXPlaged123]

I am an American Im 75% british on my fathers side and i have a sleight british accent hail the U.K And the U.S.A

[edlasalle]

Good bless the brits....a loyal canuck!

yea we got the royal moniker back on our forces...never should have been removed!

[NathanH97]

2015 then off to Sandhurst then to the Paras!

[thetubewithin]

@NathanH97 good luck

[lonestar2779]

@NathanH97 been there done that my friend

[dwdan]

@mbsmarshmello lol we are on your side, were Allies FTW

[Eagle9294]

I'm a Amrican vet who served along side the British 1st armored division during Desert Storm. Those guys were sharp.

[cadedash85]

,people who bitch about the army are weak minded fools ,live in the real world ,death and occupation is buisness

[cadedash85]

how old is this ad!!!???

[volcom2003]

Yeah right, it's such bullshit. Protecting people by bringing an outmoded, corrupt democratic and economic system to 3rd world countries to enslave the people to a permanent lifetime of fucking debt. Don't listen to this propaganda, before you join the army think what you are doing, you're fucking paid to kill!!! How can this be justified ever?!?! Nothing justifies taking anothers life, nothing!!! 

[TwistedShizz]

@volcom2003 wow how little do you know

[volcom2003]

@TwistedShizz ... and that's coming from someone who has misspelt the word 'lyric' twice in two separate video upload titles. OK, enough of the cheap shots - just because you've been indoctrinated to have an apathetic view of the rest of humanity doesn't mean the rest of us do. Also it doesn't give you the right to question someone else's logic just because they show a little empathy, we're all entitled to our own opinions mate.

[borofalcon101]

@volcom2003 That's the reason we stop the people who try to do it because they will do it again. Take Bin Laden as a very good example, not only that the army do change lives for better for worse they make a community better in terms of educations, supplies and protection from those who seek to destroy it.

[TheBooyah22]

@volcom2003 well when will an advert be the entire truth? It will always be a spin on the truth to make people join

[fairhillnorrie]

why would anyone want to join?? Iraq, Afghanistan,Libya, Falklands, etc etc.... invade and die.... at least your family will get your medal... stay young, free and healthy , enjoy life.. DONT JOIN THE ARMY.... MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING.. YOUR LIFE AND YOUR FAMILY ARE...

[iamiSniipezxX]

@fairhillnorrie how can you associate money with the army? people dont join the army for money they join for the brother hood and understadning your doing something

[dammthedude]

@fairhillnorrie Im joining the Army.

[cadedash85]

good man wat reg r u thinkn of joining>?

[dammthedude]

@cadedash85 Well I want to join the Para's.

[markusboyd3]

If the military is an honerable thing, why are 1/4 veterens in The U.S homeless? And why are there more than 60 suicides with war veterens every single day, related to post traumatic stress disorder? 

[evchesser]

I always wondered if British kids played "cowboys and indians".  I figured they played "Knights of King Arthur's round table" or something. Very interesting.

[awallin01]

@evchesser they played saxons and vikings

[ivaflimkien]

just look at these great heroes of Britain. i have a tremendous amount of respect for western troops who are serving in all the foreign wars-every soldier who dies in action deserves to be honoured as a hero, and his family endorsed in honour. same goes to the police officers killed in the line of duty. God bless them.

[RichyShields]

Only If british movies were like this

[JarheadAirsoft]

I'm from the U.S. and I adore Egland and her military forces as much as I do the US ones. Long live our alliance!

[FuroraCeltica]

@JarheadAirsoft amen to that.

[SuperJaspy]

makes you really feel wanted :D joinin the RM soon

[Renagade1325]

British children play cowboys and indians? Strange.

[grobo11]

@Renagade1325 Nah, it's probably because it's the only game they could think of.

[ivaflimkien]

@Renagade1325 lawl did u know that when hitler was a little kid he had this ultra obsession with playing cowboys and indians and used to drive his playmates crazy cos he wanted to play for like 10hrs straight?

[JeRseybOy251]

the us army commercials are way better, they'er more convincing in my opinion

[CrazedNovaProduction]

Great commercial, glad you guys are our allies, from the US.

[jackie901]

@CrazedNovaProduction Hehe US/British alliance is too good, the weaknesses of both our armies are plugged by working together, too bad we haven't got any real enemies to fight i mean using highly trained, geared and mechanized units against the taliban abunch of gun jocking bombers is pathetic give us enemies with tanks and planes then see how epic we perform hahaha

[CrazedNovaProduction]

@jackie901 i concur, mabye ww3 will happen soon and then it will be a definate full force war.Ive had ansestors that have been in the british army and recent relatives that were in the usmc, us army, and us navy.Now the call is being passed down to me.One day ww3 will happen and we will stomp over the enemy.The bond will never brake.

[ThrexyX]

@jackie901 If that's the case, then why haven't we won the war yet?

I mean no offence to the US/UK troops (hell, I'm joining the Army next year), but the Taliban are guarilla fighters and guerilla fighters have always been known to be some of the most difficult fighters around. There will probably never be a traditional war again.

[jackie901]

@ThrexyX unfortunantly it's impossible to beat an idealogy than it is an enemy, the Taliban is not just some regime anymore its a way of life for these people, we fell one fighter two more come out to grab the weapon, the only real way to win a war such as this is kill the body, we need to find ammo dumps, leadership munitions factories more than physically combating the enemy, shame such advanced armies have to fight people still pretty much living in the days of the soviet union

[HERMANTHECOW1]

@jackie901 We are not fighting the Taliban we are fighting Al Qaeda.  The Taliban were terrible government leaders. But it's a common misconception

[DiverseLA]

British people played Cowboys & Indians growing up?? Figured that was just an American thing.

[zenos702]

i wished they make their commercials better if i was living in Britain i would not want to join. Its not inspiring.

[HealeyIRA5]

Cheers to the British Army from the US Army!

[rimacho14]

united states army is better

[Ba55lineuk]

@rimacho14 in some ways but our army is better in others!

[DELegion]

I hate the military (used to be in the air force) in commercials and advertisment their are like yeh join the army its awesome with good pay and u get to shoot stuff and go around the world. but when u join they are like omg you guys are the most pathetic douche bags i have ever seen why are you even here, ur nothing, ur less than nothing. but when you leave they are like whoaa why you wanna leave, ur not gonna find a better job else where, you should stay. i have never regret leaving!

[SothisAmon]

@DELegion What you just described is a trick used by abusive spouse.

[SIzemore3434]

@DELegion Thats because you were in the chair force

[cadedash85]

were u in the legion?

[phil1958uk]

Join the arrny, and be used as cannon fodder, by MPs sat behind desks.

[Dylanwebster]

@RobbLeechVideos i understand where you are coming from but i have to disagree. Like myself i wish to join the army because, i love Britain. I know that politicians are idiots, but it is not them i will be fighting for, i will fight for the british people the more time we keep the terrorists fighting over in the middle east the less time they plan about attacking us on our soil.

[RobbLeechVideos]

Then Elliot got shot in the head by a young man whose baby brother got blown to bloody bits by a western missile.

Don't get misled by this seducing idea that as a soldier you are protecting people- as a soldier you do the dirty work for the bastards who have the power and want to keep it that way. Read History, dont watch videos that are at every level of incarnation designed and engineered to get a two dimensional emotional response from young people who have no plan in this shitty world.

[theblackmafia71]

@RobbLeechVideos

And what the fuck do you know about soldiering ?? I spent 14 years in the army , if you honsetly think that soldiers fight for queen and country then you are either a twat or been doing some hardcore drugs .! ffs!

Soldiers fight for thier mates first and formost ! If you have an issue with the current deployment in Afgainistain then take it up with your political representative and dont cunt off the Army !

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71  BULLSHIT : )

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71 YOUR A FANTSAY HARDMAN : ) YOUVE NEVER LEFT HOME YOU WANKER

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71 IS A WANKER :  )

[theblackmafia71]

@Che870 is that all yove got shithead fuckin muggy insults that mean nothing and your supposed to be 38 ffs GROW UP YOU SOPPY PRICK!

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71 oohhh MUGGY AND SOPPY !!!  : ) HOW SCARY ARE YOU : )

STOP ACTING THE HARDMAN YOUR A WANK : )

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71 YOUR A WANKER : )

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71 IS A BULLSHITING WANKER :  )

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71 SUCH A WANKER  : )

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71 STEADY ON WANKER !!! YOU MIGHT HURT MY FEELINGS : ) YOU FANTASY HARDMAN WANKSTAIN : ) GO BACK TO WANKING OVER YOUR WEIRD FETISH OF WATCHING MEN WORKING OUT THEIR LEGS : ) : ) : )

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71 YOUR THE SAME AGE YA WANKER : ) AND ALL YOU DO IS WATCH MEN LIFTING WIEGHTS : ) AND POST UP NASTY COMMENTS ACTING THE HARDMAN : ) YOUR JUST A RACIST CLOSET CASE SAME AS THE REST OF THE FAR RIGHT ARSEHOLES : )

[theblackmafia71]

@Che870 Try and take the caps lock off you mong!

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71 ITS A LAUGH WATCHING YOU POST YOUR SHITE : ) FROM WIERD FETISH SHIT TO PRETENDING YOUR A FOOTBALL THUG OR A COCKNEY GREEZER : ) YOUR REALLY QUITE MAD YOU KNOW : ) REALLY NOT QUITE RIGHT IN THE HEAD !!!!! I MEAN I ALWAYS KNEW FANNIES LIKE YOU WHERE MISSING A FEW BRAIN CELLS BUT MAN YOUR OFF IT : )

[Che870]

@theblackmafia71 SOPPY PLUM AND NOW MONG : ) OOHH TOUGH TALK FROM THE WANKER : )

[sharkbite44]

better get ready!! Russia can invade any day now <_< MW2 xD

[Liam0125]

Haha xD

[TheBreadCrumbs]

United States: Bring it on.

[lukeseandavies]

very good

[airsoftgunrunner]

damn, we do make em good!

[r4v1w4lk3r]

British military ads have always been amazingly good.

[MrQuackism]

@r4v1w4lk3r I agree

[quigleyt195]

@r4v1w4lk3r Because we're the best. Simples

[BroadCastTuber]

Gawddam.....I from U.S. but man! I like this British Military Ad! Better then our US Army Ads in my opinion

[Liam0125]

Your US army adverts are high budget but they use patriotism to recruit not the adventure side of the job.

And your ad's have a lot of saluting xD

[cOOLray13]

@BroadCastTuber I think US Army ad is the best cause THERE IS NOTHING STRONGER THAN U.S. ARMY!!!!

[Elitepoosniff]

@BroadCastTuber Only the best the the very best.

[xAaRoNxxODx]

@BroadCastTuber your an awesome american to like brittish army ads lol

[spartanses]

@BroadCastTuber US ads are like "honor" the entire time. It makes me cringe. Its all about patriotism. Theres no messege. British army ads are all about personal development and helping people

[DRAGLORD11]

nice new ad