Now you should go and SPREAD the word. It seems that the lord is BUTTERING you up for a SLICE of heaven. Have CRUST in the lord to give us our daily BREAD. It's great to see you've finally converted after using your LOAF. You are such a great and unique guy. When the lord made you, he broke the MOULD.
i watched the vid. i got the joke. no i did not find it funny but it did however give me a little insite on how non believers think. all i can sayis im praying for you dude! and may God have mercy on your soul man!
Really cool if you are serious, God bless you brother and know that God is true, do not be afraid of people laughing at you on youtube bro, it takes guts to tell the truth as you do
In nome de Padre, de filie, de spirit de crustum. *Spread* the word, preferably the Parkay sect, but my heart is open to the Blue Bonnets, the Shedd Spreads and, the one true Churn: Butter.
This is one of the best pieces of satire that I've ever seen. The build up is great and you are totally convincing which gives the reveal of the punchline real impact. Great work.
I think you need to ask yourself why its so important to you to hate on religion and tell as many people as you can. i am also an atheist. your lack of logic is making us look bad.
@MrDeliriousGrin and again... you don't need to watch my vids. Lack of logic? This is satire. Are you also irked by Tina Fey when she pokes fun at Sarah Palin for not using enough "logic"? Stop trying to fight a battle for which there is war
@eddygoombah i believe that those converted from religion to atheist are those who don't have the power to think for themselves. lets say you will obviously want to surround yourself with like minded people and even procreate with like minded individuals. but there beliefs are not passed down in genes their ability to think for themselves is the desirable trait. my point that there is no reason to fight a battle or a war. evolution will do its job regardless. untel then let the animals die happy
@MrDeliriousGrin i would agree with you if the religious didn't try to constantly sway public policy to conform to their religious ideals, shove their religion into public school science classrooms, and promote bigotry and hatred towards women and homosexuals. Until then, I will voice my opinion.
and, as an atheist... did you really suggest that people who leave religion can't think for themselves? are you seriously making that claim? that is the vast majority of atheists.
I'm not a Christian. I'm not a Muslim, Buddhist, Jew, Hindu, etc., but this was unbelievably stupid. More unbelievable that faith-healing, water into wine, and sacred warlords combined! If you really want to contribute to humanity, start by doing something worthwhile ... like cure cancer, or stand up to congress ... or engineer greener solutions! This was complete BS.
@eddygoombah - Congratulations, you proved my point. Taking sloppy shots at soft targets like Christians (or any other religion) is NOT original. Taking 11 mins and 9 seconds to do it, is pure tragedy. When I clicked, I thought you might have something interesting to say, but I’ll place your user name in the “junk” category.
I think that you have not converted to anything. I think you are an asshole who mocks ANYBODY whether they are an atheist or not. I hope you die before you are supposed to naturally because you use your video camera to fuck other peoples minds up like you have fucked your own mind up...If there is a hell, burn in it...
You sicken me. You should apply to join a reality show like Jersey shore or something because you are definitely dramatic enough. When you die....you fucking die...It's ok though...When you croak you'll understand
@CoDfanatic87 umm.... you should probably watch the entire video before you start commenting. Just a suggestion. Thanks for the kind words, though! :/
@eddygoombah You failed on such an epic level with this video. I could tell you were faking this from the start. Faking conversion? who could've thought of such a thing? Yeah, TheAmazingAtheist beat you to this a long time ago. Although I've got to admit, you did a good job at keeping a straight face. That's pretty hard for most atheist to do when their mocking Christians. You could've been mocking any other religion, but I figure it was the Christians. Atheist seem to hate them the most.
I luv this video, especially how u almost lost it when u mentioned getting a raise!!
Ohhhh, this is really gonna piss off some Xians when they see this & were waiting for it, thinking this was gonna be a major victory for Jeebus....then they see the picture! LOLs!! Awesome!
Ya know, come to think of it, I've never known a "real" atheist, who was once a "true" Xian, who had ever said, "I now deny all the knowledge & experience of my life to return to the dark ages of fantasy!
What an incredible toastimony. Deep down we are all buttered this way, and though we may fall we will always land jam side up. Others may loaf around as you did, but underneath their hard, crusty exteriors is a warm, soft center.
Here is my question: What denomination are you? Are you white toast, wheat toast, rye toast, or did you go for broke and roll with pumpernickel toast? This is something I need to know...
@goblin003 I'm sorry, your comment was so pointless and cynical that I didnt bother to finish reading it. Now you aren't a complete douchenozzle, but if you're going to complain about how long a video is, try not to spend more of your precious time to ironically make a comment about it.
Don't be silly, he wasn't talking literally about toast. He means blessed are baked goods in general. Whether one chooses to worship by getting toasted or baked is entirely up to the individual.
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You are so foolish. You think you are so great, but on the contrary you are so very weak. You make fun of Christians but truth be told, you couldn't live one week in the shoes of a Christian. All you live for is yourself. You do whatever your desires tell you to do. You are a slave to anything that feels good.
You also have no idea the kind of joy we have while worshipping Jesus. The difference between our joy and yours, is yours ends when pleasure ends. Our joy lasts
You couldn't live a week in the shoes of an Atheist. All you live for is a space daddy. You do whatever you are told by 2000 year old tribemen. You are a slave to all that is wrong.
You also have no idea the kind of joy we have not being stupid. The difference between our joy and yours, is yours is artifical. Our joy is natural.
Seems awfully closed minded to assume you feel something that an atheist cannot. Men of intellect are not slaves to desire. Imagine having an open mind to everything. Instead of bigotry based on a 3000 year old book.
@meleezero You make a very good point! If I am wrong then I will just die and nothing will happen to me. I have lived a happy life worshipping a god that doesn't exist right?
BUT...
If your wrong, then you go to hell and suffer for the rest of eternity knowing that I am in heaven while you suffer. You make the call big guy. are you sure you want to put your eternal life in the hands of the 'science' that you haven't even seen with your own two eyes. just think about it man. Love, your brother
@eddygoombah That's the thing...I didn't choose Him, He chose me. I don't expect you know what that means (I am not saying this in a rude tone). Salvation is a gift, not that any man should boast, He chose to save me. The reason for Him picking me I do not know for I am no better than you. Hopefully, He chose you and later in life you will come to know the knowledge of the christ. I don't want to see you go to hell. Love you brother and so does Jesus.
@TheDisciple116 I thumbs downed it...... not because of what you said.....but because you capitalized random werds in the middle of sentences. It made me stupider (a lil bit) to see so many capital H's in one place.
I gotta ask you, what do you think about a god who would torment a sentient being, his creation, those who he made and gave all their strengths and weaknesses? What can we say about a Cosmic Tyrant who would indict the pottery but not the maker?
I stand by, and with science...as a tool to help us solve the mysteries of life. You erroneously think you have all those answers, and you don't.
If you had god on your side, you wouldn't need your denial, your apologetics.
I knew something was suspecious when I saw an "eddygoombah" video with the title "I am no longer an Atheist" lol funny video my friend, even though I don't agree with your nonbelief, I can still find humor even at the expense of the white Jeses lol.
@breetown123 "Dude, satan is going to fill your asshole with his cock several times over when you get to hell."
How scared would you be if I told you that SpiderMan was going to anally rape you? He is an atheist...he doesn't believe in your god....satan.. or .hell. It's like me telling you Harry Potter will torture you.
@MrJmm999 So then why do you care what I have to say to him? He was obviously ok with me stating my opinion on a PUBLIC video in which he stated HIS opinion.
@eddygoombah I didn't say he didn't.... Just asking why he would ask me why bother if...... well, I'd say you get it, but you obviously DON'T get it, or this video wouldn't have been made in the first place.... Good luck to you, buddy, you are gonna need it in the worst possible way
@eddygoombah And as I said, good luck to you, because you will need it in the WORST possible way.
If you think that it's some 'conspiracy', why did the pharmaceutical industry lobby for, and succesfully pass, legislation saying that they aren't liable for ANY death/disease/injury caused by any new vaccine?
Why did Bill Gates say we need to do a really good job on "new vaccines" so we can "lessen population growth"?
Why would I waste my time thinking this crap? This shit isn't fun, dude
@eddygoombah LOL. You are an insecure baby who needs to grow up.
I'm done, little boy.
Oh, and hey, when the economy collapses this year, martial law is announced, and paramilitary forces come door to door and drag you away into the FEMA camps, and forcefully vaccinate you, I want you to think of this conversation.
I want you to remember that I tried to warn you even tho we have some fundamental disagreements.
Thanks for being a close-minded insecure little boy.
@breetown123 that's right, the guy who believes in ridiculous conspiracies and trying to spam them on my satirical video about finding toast in a picture of jesus is calling me a "closed minded little boy"
@eddygoombah Then why not act like a man and take the 5 minutes to go verify everything I said and see it's the truth rather than just dismiss it out of hand?
Because the truth is too much for you to think about, now.
You're too used to blaming God and other people now.
You don't want to have to take responsibility for your own actions.
You embarass yourself.
I'm done, I tried to be nice. Go look it up, otherwise, it's you who's gonna pay for it not me.
@eddygoombah I'm not being a troll, and this is my last post explaining why. This video is titled "I'm no longer an athiest"... I watched, it turned out to be a joke.
Well, done, you made me laugh, really, sincerely.
But at the same time, because you're a fellow human being, I would NOT EVER wish upon you the suffering that will be imposed as the price to pay for when we as ppl FREELY CHOOSE not to care and lead lives seeking nothin but personal pleasure. (continued)
@eddygoombah (2) So, becuz I don't wish that shit on ANYBODY, especially when I kno 1st hand that it's only EVIL that has TWISTED our world in such a way as to make it so absolutely awful, that we get angry enough to start to wonder WHY it is the way it is, and at that EXACT moment, they start tricking us into blaming God, and then just giving up on the world... I did same thing. It leads NOWHERE.
And I don't wish that 4 anybody. So I try to reach out on secular levels to
@eddygoombah (3) try to help people see WHY things are so fucking ass backwards and hateful and painful and spiteful and just soooo rotten in this world... and whether or not that ever leads them to God is their choice, but if they even come to understand ONLY the secular side, working against those purposeful injustices usually fills people up with hope, which is precisely what this word has been trying to take from us. I didn't mean any offense, so apologies. See ya.
@breetown123 i don't blame god for anything because I don't think he's there. How can one blame something that doesn't exist?
And that's all well and good that you think you've figured out the root of all evil in the world. I tend to have a less myopic stance. Next time, if you don't mean to make offense, try not having your first comment suggest that he will be raped by satan.
@breetown123 Extraordinary claims need extraordinary evidence. I can see and touch rocks and elephants, and the existence of rocks and elephants don't pose a logical fallacy. The fact that you have bought into the delusion created by bronze age desert men doesn't mean that we have to share in your delusion. what you want is to impose your own ideologies upon others, even in the face of rationality. You can keep your gods and conspiracy theories. I want no part of it. sell it to someone else
I'm sorry to be a bearer of bad news, but I'm afraid that the toast that you speak of is a false prophet, because only true believers know that the true prophet is the dogs ass...
Yes. Patted him until I said it were given them. After a most terrifically snarling passage from the shoulder, and I had none of a flat wilderness where we could be spared were moving on exceptional occasions. AT the subject of joviality.
Dude, it wasn't the toast but the Flying Spaghetti monster that healed you with his noodly appendages. You were cured by the mighty power of the healing Ramen.
Perhaps Not but histyory has in fact Shown Catholics and Christians forming War parties, invading Countries, raping the women, killing the men, keeping 'virgins' alive for themselves and so on
As well as History being chock full of them mass-murdering innocent people
In fact a famous Catholic ancestor of mine slaughtered 4500 people in a single day who refused to join
While Drugs ' R Bad M'kay so is brainwashing and murder by the churches
@qwertyfshag NO but Instead they rape nuns have forceful gangbangs with them, rape children and destroy cultures like the natives. They tell you to love this imaginary character named God more than your mother. Look at the old spanish culture. What good people they must have been working for God. Raping and destroying villages in his name!
CRUMBS !!
Now you should go and SPREAD the word. It seems that the lord is BUTTERING you up for a SLICE of heaven. Have CRUST in the lord to give us our daily BREAD. It's great to see you've finally converted after using your LOAF. You are such a great and unique guy. When the lord made you, he broke the MOULD.
RoadRunnerLaser 6 days ago
@GOBENGALS17 Most ironic comment ever. Well done !
eddygoombah 2 weeks ago
fuck both atheist and theist both are ignorant as fuck.
GOBENGALS17 2 weeks ago
i watched the vid. i got the joke. no i did not find it funny but it did however give me a little insite on how non believers think. all i can sayis im praying for you dude! and may God have mercy on your soul man!
TheChrisandtiffany 2 weeks ago
@TheChrisandtiffany You'll pray for me, and I'll think for you.
have fun with that
eddygoombah 2 weeks ago
@Caliente29zn It's called build up. I'm sorry I didn't pander to your ADHD
eddygoombah 3 weeks ago
wtf?This vid is so entertaining...am subbing now!.
dm20009 1 month ago
boring 11minutes...get a life douchebag. not funny at all
Caliente29zn 1 month ago
@Caliente29zn awww.... sounds like someone didn't like being trolled... lol
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@eddygoombah lol yeah....you are nuts btw. :-)
Caliente29zn 1 month ago
@Caliente29zn says the guy who gets butt hurt at watching a satirical video so much that he needs to call people "douchbag". uh huh...
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@eddygoombah sorry for calling your a douchebag, but truly the video was not funny. perhaps if it was shorter. ciao
Caliente29zn 4 weeks ago
Does your grandmother charge you rent for living in her basement? It's called "the want ads".....look into it!
CHEEZWHIZ62 2 months ago
@CHEEZWHIZ62 Says the user named CHEEZWHIZ62 ! lol
BandOfAtheist 1 month ago
It is not funny to make fun of us Christians like that. We never make fun of you, we just bully you and use the law to oppress you instead!
Frizzurd 3 months ago 3
@Frizzurd lmfao!
eddygoombah 3 months ago
Toastify brother !!!
maths82 4 months ago
Really cool if you are serious, God bless you brother and know that God is true, do not be afraid of people laughing at you on youtube bro, it takes guts to tell the truth as you do
Rangel316 4 months ago
@Rangel316 apparently you didn't bother watching the entire video.
eddygoombah 4 months ago 4
This was a waste of my time. Nothing but deception
ApostolicGodsChild 5 months ago
@ApostolicGodsChild lol... deception? It's called a joke. Do you get angry at stand up comics too?
eddygoombah 5 months ago 2
In nome de Padre, de filie, de spirit de crustum. *Spread* the word, preferably the Parkay sect, but my heart is open to the Blue Bonnets, the Shedd Spreads and, the one true Churn: Butter.
dagda825 7 months ago
In the name of the father, the son and the holy toast.
bagpipeplayer 7 months ago
@bagpipeplayer I see what you did there! :)
eddygoombah 7 months ago
Fucking Lmao!!!! this shit is fuck funny as hell!
BaphometXIV 7 months ago
@britnig23 Satire! Get to know it!
eddygoombah 7 months ago
lolwut?
DarkZerkerX 7 months ago
Holy balls. This is just the most perfect thing.
ProfessorJoke 8 months ago
This is one of the best pieces of satire that I've ever seen. The build up is great and you are totally convincing which gives the reveal of the punchline real impact. Great work.
Kyrrith 8 months ago
OMG.. I actually thought he was serious for the 8 minutes into it.. then toast xD This is soo freaking epic.
ihatemonkeyslayerz 8 months ago
i laughed so hard man!!!!
babbybat 8 months ago
Now I must become polytheist - fsm + toast
Nobullporfavor 8 months ago
I think you need to ask yourself why its so important to you to hate on religion and tell as many people as you can. i am also an atheist. your lack of logic is making us look bad.
MrDeliriousGrin 8 months ago
@MrDeliriousGrin and again... you don't need to watch my vids. Lack of logic? This is satire. Are you also irked by Tina Fey when she pokes fun at Sarah Palin for not using enough "logic"? Stop trying to fight a battle for which there is war
eddygoombah 8 months ago 4
@eddygoombah i believe that those converted from religion to atheist are those who don't have the power to think for themselves. lets say you will obviously want to surround yourself with like minded people and even procreate with like minded individuals. but there beliefs are not passed down in genes their ability to think for themselves is the desirable trait. my point that there is no reason to fight a battle or a war. evolution will do its job regardless. untel then let the animals die happy
MrDeliriousGrin 8 months ago
@MrDeliriousGrin i would agree with you if the religious didn't try to constantly sway public policy to conform to their religious ideals, shove their religion into public school science classrooms, and promote bigotry and hatred towards women and homosexuals. Until then, I will voice my opinion.
and, as an atheist... did you really suggest that people who leave religion can't think for themselves? are you seriously making that claim? that is the vast majority of atheists.
eddygoombah 8 months ago
@eddygoombah the vast majority.. wouldn't that make sense?
MrDeliriousGrin 8 months ago
@MrDeliriousGrin apparently to you... however, not to anyone outside your mind unfortunately.
eddygoombah 8 months ago 2
@MrDeliriousGrin When you have religous beliefs you are basically letting a imaginary deity think for you.
SlightlyOffStudios 8 months ago
the holy hand of toast the best line ever
TheMasterThe19 8 months ago
You are a GOOD actor :D
snessingh 8 months ago
dood i almost had heart attack from this video :D
Latvian4ever 8 months ago
Testimony? Moar liek toast-imony, amirite?
WrathchildSteven 8 months ago
You are an AMAZING actor, really. ^^
Phacias 9 months ago
you had me toastadly fooled tbh xD
sora831992 9 months ago
You had me until you toasted yourself.
xleax 9 months ago
You have moved me with your testimony of the Holy Toast, and I am filled with the Spirit of the Sword. Ramen!
HeatherSpoonheim 9 months ago
I'm not a Christian. I'm not a Muslim, Buddhist, Jew, Hindu, etc., but this was unbelievably stupid. More unbelievable that faith-healing, water into wine, and sacred warlords combined! If you really want to contribute to humanity, start by doing something worthwhile ... like cure cancer, or stand up to congress ... or engineer greener solutions! This was complete BS.
HallowsEve2010 9 months ago
@HallowsEve2010 Someone either commented before watching the entire vid, or has a stick up their butt.
eddygoombah 9 months ago
@eddygoombah - or someone watched the vid and made a fair call.
HallowsEve2010 9 months ago
@HallowsEve2010 nah.... I'm still leaning on the whole "haven't watched the video in it's entirety and am making a snap judgment" thing.
or maybe it was the "stick up the butt" thing.... I can't be sure.
oh wait, I got it... it's both. well done!
eddygoombah 9 months ago
@eddygoombah - Congratulations, you proved my point. Taking sloppy shots at soft targets like Christians (or any other religion) is NOT original. Taking 11 mins and 9 seconds to do it, is pure tragedy. When I clicked, I thought you might have something interesting to say, but I’ll place your user name in the “junk” category.
HallowsEve2010 9 months ago
@HallowsEve2010 So it's the "stick up the butt" thing. Good to know.
eddygoombah 9 months ago 3
I don't know how you kept a straight face trough that but good job, good job
thamasteroneill 9 months ago
I think that you have not converted to anything. I think you are an asshole who mocks ANYBODY whether they are an atheist or not. I hope you die before you are supposed to naturally because you use your video camera to fuck other peoples minds up like you have fucked your own mind up...If there is a hell, burn in it...
CoDfanatic87 10 months ago
You sicken me. You should apply to join a reality show like Jersey shore or something because you are definitely dramatic enough. When you die....you fucking die...It's ok though...When you croak you'll understand
CoDfanatic87 10 months ago
@CoDfanatic87 umm.... you should probably watch the entire video before you start commenting. Just a suggestion. Thanks for the kind words, though! :/
eddygoombah 10 months ago
@eddygoombah You failed on such an epic level with this video. I could tell you were faking this from the start. Faking conversion? who could've thought of such a thing? Yeah, TheAmazingAtheist beat you to this a long time ago. Although I've got to admit, you did a good job at keeping a straight face. That's pretty hard for most atheist to do when their mocking Christians. You could've been mocking any other religion, but I figure it was the Christians. Atheist seem to hate them the most.
DemonHunter7609 8 months ago
Dude, 9 minutes to make a joke?!?!? I'll forgive you. But Powdered Toastman might not!
stromboldt 10 months ago
LOL - you have been touched by the Holy Toast!
Funny man - Nice!
keereekee 10 months ago
I luv this video, especially how u almost lost it when u mentioned getting a raise!!
Ohhhh, this is really gonna piss off some Xians when they see this & were waiting for it, thinking this was gonna be a major victory for Jeebus....then they see the picture! LOLs!! Awesome!
Ya know, come to think of it, I've never known a "real" atheist, who was once a "true" Xian, who had ever said, "I now deny all the knowledge & experience of my life to return to the dark ages of fantasy!
It just dont happen
Cootabux 10 months ago
What an incredible toastimony. Deep down we are all buttered this way, and though we may fall we will always land jam side up. Others may loaf around as you did, but underneath their hard, crusty exteriors is a warm, soft center.
O come all yeast faithful! We will rise together!
SmallGreenPlanetoid 10 months ago
Your Mt Mother &*#^@ Herooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
InPursuitOfALife 10 months ago
In soviet russia, toast appear on JESUS!
FHomeBrew 10 months ago
LOOL, what a sad story....
CasusBelli1000 10 months ago
Does extinct bread fossilize or just go stale? And does this man the world is now 3 days old or 4 if you ignore the sell by date?
MumblingMickey 10 months ago
Holy toast...
AakeTraak 10 months ago
Here is my question: What denomination are you? Are you white toast, wheat toast, rye toast, or did you go for broke and roll with pumpernickel toast? This is something I need to know...
vertuul 11 months ago
So worth it for the reveal, even though I was baked whilst I watched. Get it? GET IT?! *coughs*
Quick question, though: Are buns an entirely separate religion, or just a demonition of bread?
These are the type of penetrative questions we should be asking.
Go forth, people, and furnish me some answers!
mrgringo22 11 months ago
Is that white toast? Maybe it is best to steer clear of the wholemeal Jesus debate.
GummoNZ 11 months ago
What a loser !
goblin003 11 months ago
@goblin003 Who?
eddygoombah 11 months ago
@eddygoombah I'm sorry, your video was so long and boring that I didn't watch it to the toasty bit. Now you are not a loser, but keep your day job.
goblin003 11 months ago
@goblin003 I'm sorry, your comment was so pointless and cynical that I didnt bother to finish reading it. Now you aren't a complete douchenozzle, but if you're going to complain about how long a video is, try not to spend more of your precious time to ironically make a comment about it.
eddygoombah 11 months ago 7
:D hahahaha i laughed so hard!!!! awesome! you sound so serious! :D
QeloHawk 11 months ago
Don't be silly, he wasn't talking literally about toast. He means blessed are baked goods in general. Whether one chooses to worship by getting toasted or baked is entirely up to the individual.
jklarson66 11 months ago 2
All praise Jesus Crust.
offkillter123456 11 months ago 2
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You are so foolish. You think you are so great, but on the contrary you are so very weak. You make fun of Christians but truth be told, you couldn't live one week in the shoes of a Christian. All you live for is yourself. You do whatever your desires tell you to do. You are a slave to anything that feels good.
You also have no idea the kind of joy we have while worshipping Jesus. The difference between our joy and yours, is yours ends when pleasure ends. Our joy lasts
TheDisciple116 11 months ago
@TheDisciple116 You sure like to make lots of assumptions about others, huh...
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
eddygoombah 11 months ago 16
@TheDisciple116
You couldn't live a week in the shoes of an Atheist. All you live for is a space daddy. You do whatever you are told by 2000 year old tribemen. You are a slave to all that is wrong.
You also have no idea the kind of joy we have not being stupid. The difference between our joy and yours, is yours is artifical. Our joy is natural.
LordOfHistory 11 months ago
@TheDisciple116
Seems awfully closed minded to assume you feel something that an atheist cannot. Men of intellect are not slaves to desire. Imagine having an open mind to everything. Instead of bigotry based on a 3000 year old book.
jdstech95 11 months ago
@TheDisciple116 None of what you said is true, I'm an atheist and respect myself enough not to pursue "weak pleasure".
Also, I in no way live just for myself, I love many people more than I love myself..
Goalatio 11 months ago
@TheDisciple116
enjoy your ignorance, it doesn't really matter in the end, when you die, at least you won't be able to be disappointed
meleezero 11 months ago
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TheDisciple116 11 months ago
@meleezero You make a very good point! If I am wrong then I will just die and nothing will happen to me. I have lived a happy life worshipping a god that doesn't exist right?
BUT...
If your wrong, then you go to hell and suffer for the rest of eternity knowing that I am in heaven while you suffer. You make the call big guy. are you sure you want to put your eternal life in the hands of the 'science' that you haven't even seen with your own two eyes. just think about it man. Love, your brother
TheDisciple116 11 months ago
@TheDisciple116 Ah yes... Pascal's Wager. Of more than 3600 "gods" and deities invented by man, how can you be sure you've chosen the correct one?
You make the call big guy.
eddygoombah 11 months ago
@eddygoombah That's the thing...I didn't choose Him, He chose me. I don't expect you know what that means (I am not saying this in a rude tone). Salvation is a gift, not that any man should boast, He chose to save me. The reason for Him picking me I do not know for I am no better than you. Hopefully, He chose you and later in life you will come to know the knowledge of the christ. I don't want to see you go to hell. Love you brother and so does Jesus.
Peace be upon you
TheDisciple116 11 months ago
@TheDisciple116 oh gimme a break.
eddygoombah 11 months ago
@TheDisciple116 I thumbs downed it...... not because of what you said.....but because you capitalized random werds in the middle of sentences. It made me stupider (a lil bit) to see so many capital H's in one place.
PracticeMakesAwesome 10 months ago
TheDisciple116
I gotta ask you, what do you think about a god who would torment a sentient being, his creation, those who he made and gave all their strengths and weaknesses? What can we say about a Cosmic Tyrant who would indict the pottery but not the maker?
I stand by, and with science...as a tool to help us solve the mysteries of life. You erroneously think you have all those answers, and you don't.
If you had god on your side, you wouldn't need your denial, your apologetics.
Think about it.
Cootabux 11 months ago
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TheDisciple116 11 months ago
Isnt it suposed to be an image of jesus in toast. How can it be the other way around, LOL.
gulbirk 11 months ago
Thou shalt have no other bread products before me.
ScottTheAtheist 11 months ago
I was about to click away early on. I'm SO glad I stayed for the punchline. A little too long on the buildup, but still very well-delivered.
ATL45 1 year ago 3
The last person i read about finding Jesus Christ on there toast sold it on ebay, in this case maybe you have bitten of more than you can chew.
ParaFraudsterHunter 1 year ago
@ParaFraudsterHunter if this was a pun, then great...
however, if you're being sincere, then my only response is: "huh?"
eddygoombah 1 year ago
TOO LONG!...but funny.
aristottlesdeathwish 1 year ago
I knew something was suspecious when I saw an "eddygoombah" video with the title "I am no longer an Atheist" lol funny video my friend, even though I don't agree with your nonbelief, I can still find humor even at the expense of the white Jeses lol.
ishikawaml 1 year ago
Oh, praise the glorious name of Bread! What an amazing toastimony, and if you need any ushers in your pews, I am here to take a slice off!
kwena7 1 year ago
Worth waiting 8mins37secs for!
jerrygreg2 1 year ago
I am really sorry for the inconvenience that i have gave u to wast ur time on youtube entertainment
themultiplayer1 1 year ago
Brilliant!
midnightpariah 1 year ago
You had me fucking going. I was like wtf! WTF! No WTF! Then I was like HAHAHAHAHA WTF! HAHAHA.
lunarfault 1 year ago
Dude, satan is going to fill your asshole with his cock several times over when you get to hell.
I just pray that God will have enough mercy on you to order satan to use lube.
breetown123 1 year ago
@breetown123 "Dude, satan is going to fill your asshole with his cock several times over when you get to hell."
How scared would you be if I told you that SpiderMan was going to anally rape you? He is an atheist...he doesn't believe in your god....satan.. or .hell. It's like me telling you Harry Potter will torture you.
MrJmm999 1 year ago
@MrJmm999 So then why do you care what I have to say to him? He was obviously ok with me stating my opinion on a PUBLIC video in which he stated HIS opinion.
And this is America, right?
So...
Why bother?
breetown123 1 year ago
@breetown123 And he has the right to ridicule you for your absolutely inane comment. Free speech is a two way street, you know.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@eddygoombah I didn't say he didn't.... Just asking why he would ask me why bother if...... well, I'd say you get it, but you obviously DON'T get it, or this video wouldn't have been made in the first place.... Good luck to you, buddy, you are gonna need it in the worst possible way
breetown123 1 year ago
@breetown123 uh huh... don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@eddygoombah Don't let the pharmaceutical companies give you "swine flu" again.
But I bet you didn't know that they're doing that purposely, did you?
No, no you didn't....
Google "forced sterilization by vaccines".
breetown123 1 year ago
@breetown123 omg... really? you do know that H1N1 is just... flu, right?
No wonder you have fantasies about the devil raping people. Your mind is all fucked up with paranoid conspiracies.
If that's what this is going to disintegrate to, then I am out.
again, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Obviously you didn't hear me the first time.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@eddygoombah And as I said, good luck to you, because you will need it in the WORST possible way.
If you think that it's some 'conspiracy', why did the pharmaceutical industry lobby for, and succesfully pass, legislation saying that they aren't liable for ANY death/disease/injury caused by any new vaccine?
Why did Bill Gates say we need to do a really good job on "new vaccines" so we can "lessen population growth"?
Why would I waste my time thinking this crap? This shit isn't fun, dude
breetown123 1 year ago
@breetown123 because you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist?
look. I don't care about your delusions. either stick to the topic of the video, or be blocked for being a troll.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@eddygoombah LOL. You are an insecure baby who needs to grow up.
I'm done, little boy.
Oh, and hey, when the economy collapses this year, martial law is announced, and paramilitary forces come door to door and drag you away into the FEMA camps, and forcefully vaccinate you, I want you to think of this conversation.
I want you to remember that I tried to warn you even tho we have some fundamental disagreements.
Thanks for being a close-minded insecure little boy.
DEUCE!
breetown123 1 year ago
@breetown123 that's right, the guy who believes in ridiculous conspiracies and trying to spam them on my satirical video about finding toast in a picture of jesus is calling me a "closed minded little boy"
i think your tin foil hat is on too tight.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@eddygoombah Then why not act like a man and take the 5 minutes to go verify everything I said and see it's the truth rather than just dismiss it out of hand?
Because the truth is too much for you to think about, now.
You're too used to blaming God and other people now.
You don't want to have to take responsibility for your own actions.
You embarass yourself.
I'm done, I tried to be nice. Go look it up, otherwise, it's you who's gonna pay for it not me.
See ya never.
breetown123 1 year ago
@breetown123 because I don't care.
you are just being a troll.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@eddygoombah I'm not being a troll, and this is my last post explaining why. This video is titled "I'm no longer an athiest"... I watched, it turned out to be a joke.
Well, done, you made me laugh, really, sincerely.
But at the same time, because you're a fellow human being, I would NOT EVER wish upon you the suffering that will be imposed as the price to pay for when we as ppl FREELY CHOOSE not to care and lead lives seeking nothin but personal pleasure. (continued)
breetown123 1 year ago
@eddygoombah (2) So, becuz I don't wish that shit on ANYBODY, especially when I kno 1st hand that it's only EVIL that has TWISTED our world in such a way as to make it so absolutely awful, that we get angry enough to start to wonder WHY it is the way it is, and at that EXACT moment, they start tricking us into blaming God, and then just giving up on the world... I did same thing. It leads NOWHERE.
And I don't wish that 4 anybody. So I try to reach out on secular levels to
breetown123 1 year ago
@eddygoombah (3) try to help people see WHY things are so fucking ass backwards and hateful and painful and spiteful and just soooo rotten in this world... and whether or not that ever leads them to God is their choice, but if they even come to understand ONLY the secular side, working against those purposeful injustices usually fills people up with hope, which is precisely what this word has been trying to take from us. I didn't mean any offense, so apologies. See ya.
breetown123 1 year ago
@breetown123 i don't blame god for anything because I don't think he's there. How can one blame something that doesn't exist?
And that's all well and good that you think you've figured out the root of all evil in the world. I tend to have a less myopic stance. Next time, if you don't mean to make offense, try not having your first comment suggest that he will be raped by satan.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@eddygoombah But you are being raped by satan?
And just because you don't believe God is there certainly has no bearing on the fact whether or not He actually is! I mean...
That's like me saying I don't think rocks exist.
Does that change the fact whether or not they do?
All ur belief does is set yourself up for some seriously not-nice judgement come the day in which we will ALL be judged.
Now u can say u dont believe that day will come, but then can I say elephants aren't real?
breetown123 1 year ago
@breetown123 Extraordinary claims need extraordinary evidence. I can see and touch rocks and elephants, and the existence of rocks and elephants don't pose a logical fallacy. The fact that you have bought into the delusion created by bronze age desert men doesn't mean that we have to share in your delusion. what you want is to impose your own ideologies upon others, even in the face of rationality. You can keep your gods and conspiracy theories. I want no part of it. sell it to someone else
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@breetown123 epic analogy fail
xBlackSeedxghost 11 months ago
@breetown123 omg... really? you do know that swine flu is just... flu, right?
No wonder you have fantasies about the devil raping people. Your mind is all fucked up with paranoid conspiracies.
If that's what this is going to disintegrate to, then I am out.
again, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Obviously you didn't hear me the first time.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
This is SO funny! Marry me!!
enchantedgrace 1 year ago
Bets build up ever. Best punch line, I love you.
howerut 1 year ago
I want that picture for my wall.
Hisseefits 1 year ago
You got me, I'll admit.
StridentLobster 1 year ago
I loved Hairy's response to this!
FSAthe1st 1 year ago
I'm glad you found the glory of Toast. :)
Nejij 1 year ago
your a beast ass actor xD
KaZxM 1 year ago
10/10 hands down... That's all I can say!
InSaneTK 1 year ago
I'm sorry to be a bearer of bad news, but I'm afraid that the toast that you speak of is a false prophet, because only true believers know that the true prophet is the dogs ass...
Tanas666 1 year ago
What the FRENCH TOAST!
MoonKittenJD 1 year ago
Please.
Write a toastamony.
It will be THE NEW TOASTAMENT!!!
NeoYinYang 1 year ago 19
and you have a superhero too.
POWDERED TOAST MAN!!
Cuthla 1 year ago
God watches over every moment of your life. Even when you're on the loo. *Especially* when you're on the loo, actually.
He's like the creepy security guy of the universe.
Think about it...
commanderkruge 1 year ago
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themultiplayer1 1 year ago
@themultiplayer1 that made very little sense. try using punctuations and think about how your words read to others.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
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themultiplayer1 1 year ago
@themultiplayer1
Yes. Patted him until I said it were given them. After a most terrifically snarling passage from the shoulder, and I had none of a flat wilderness where we could be spared were moving on exceptional occasions. AT the subject of joviality.
XGralgrathor 1 year ago
@themultiplayer1 ?
procritic09 1 year ago
@themultiplayer1 Are you going though your e e cummings phase?
GrumblyBear13 1 year ago
@GrumblyBear13 no,because i had nothing to say but just happy for him.
themultiplayer1 1 year ago
@themultiplayer1 Ah nothing like seeing a 6' joke and a 5' audience... nevermind :C)
GrumblyBear13 1 year ago
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themultiplayer1 1 year ago
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themultiplayer1 1 year ago
@themultiplayer1 still the same face
eddygoombah 1 year ago
even before u speak wen i saw ur face , i just had the feeling that there is no sing of god inside u
rezaeijavan 1 year ago
@rezaeijavan ewww... I'm kinda glad that your god isn't "inside me"
perv
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@eddygoombah
lol, awesome retort. :D
imrational 1 year ago
@rezaeijavan
Dirty god you got there.
LordOfFilth 1 year ago
Upon viewing this a second time, I understood it for what it is. This isn't real. But Napalmtube was for real.
astujest 1 year ago
@astujest well, whoopee for napalmtube
eddygoombah 1 year ago
I'm sorry Edward but I dozed off halfway through...
Yakovich 1 year ago
@Yakovich you didn't already know that you need to be jacked up on caffeine when viewing any of my vids?
don't blame me, Yak. That's on you!
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@eddygoombah Normally I don't but I'm getting old mate... so old...
Yakovich 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
it looks like you are "no longer using Rogaine"
dhide14 1 year ago
Dude, it wasn't the toast but the Flying Spaghetti monster that healed you with his noodly appendages. You were cured by the mighty power of the healing Ramen.
If you continue in this blasphemy,
maybe it is you who will be toast.
Just sayin'.
jokidder 1 year ago
You bastard! You had me wondering for a moment.
Toast is the healer of the stomach. Anyone who has had the evil disease 'dicky tumtum' and assure to that.
(Low Fat) Spread the word, brother!
DivinefireNeath 1 year ago
Praise the Crust
PraiseTheCrust 1 year ago
troll vid: 10/10 had me thinking you was for realz lol
Ravinar 1 year ago
Great testimony. Very encouraging.
astujest 1 year ago
i thought you were serious until you showed the toasty jesus.
InvisbalyNoticeable 1 year ago
Great acting, had me going there for a while also....
I was wondering, what happened to the Toast that you saw?
Hemul137 1 year ago
Have you ever seen a gang of Christians selling drugs and doing a drive by? I wonder why? Theism is the solution to immorality.
qwertyfshag 1 year ago
@qwertyfshag that's right, no criminal was ever a devout theist.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@qwertyfshag
Perhaps Not but histyory has in fact Shown Catholics and Christians forming War parties, invading Countries, raping the women, killing the men, keeping 'virgins' alive for themselves and so on
As well as History being chock full of them mass-murdering innocent people
In fact a famous Catholic ancestor of mine slaughtered 4500 people in a single day who refused to join
While Drugs ' R Bad M'kay so is brainwashing and murder by the churches
graffffik 1 year ago
@qwertyfshag NO but Instead they rape nuns have forceful gangbangs with them, rape children and destroy cultures like the natives. They tell you to love this imaginary character named God more than your mother. Look at the old spanish culture. What good people they must have been working for God. Raping and destroying villages in his name!
dnaisinmybody 1 year ago