The scone thing really bothers me! The cream is more difficult to spread, which is exactly why you put it on first! If you try to spread the cream on top of the jam you just end up pushing the jam to the sides, whereas spreading jam on top of cream is easy because the cream is nice and thick!
has anyone been to australia and mad dairy milk with macadamia nuts in? incredible. As far as chocolate in england goes, either toblerone or milka, because kraft is the best chocolate maker, or lindt for that matter
I was about to correct Mitchell's word 'unarguable' but knowing his grasp of the language I thought it would be prudent to look it up first. Turns out inarguable and unarguable are both words
I'm not too fond of it either, I do have it (usually because it's always the most common BECAUSE it's popular amongst other people) but it's far from the nicest to me.
Nestle are probably the best chocolate makers to me.
How can one 'sneak' a pagan icon into a pagan festival that was amalgamated by westerners into being about the birth of jesus the magic man?
Im going to sneak my own pagan icon in here:
o o v
\__/
this is a picture i have drawn representing muhammed the representative of the magic of islam. I tried submitting it to the bbc but instead they commissioned another program about how people who believe in a magic sky man are somehow not backward morons. :(
I think for the hell of it, since the Christmas tree is of Norse, or at least teutonic in origin, I'm going to top it with Thor's hammer. And get some raven decorations (Hugin and Munin) a few sleipnir figures dangling from the branches. Maybe some Valkyries, an old bearded chap with one eye missing--or is it both?. I can't remember.
Do British Monopoly sets not have the race-car? You can't make a "vroom" noise with an iron! Not to mention that the first part of being rich is acting rich, and what's more egregiously rich than owning a fast car? There's no silicone breast implant piece, sadly.
@BluDic dude! don't pick on disabled people! Can't you tell he has no legs. - Mr. Crush us -sounds like a terrible accident. U're a cold guy. thanks for the fun message fight. you guys are idiots!
@BluDic Exactly. You commented on my comments initially, simply to start some kind of argument. My initial comment WAS about the video. I was saying to the other guy that jam is easier than cream to spread, hence agreeing with the video. So what you just said in that comment, actually applies to you.
@MrCrushus that BluDic guy really schooled you but you didn't even get it. hehe got your panties a bit twisted, but just couldn't hang. Nice try sounding clever dumb ass. You got a written wedgie
@BluDic look there is no point in continuing this, you havent put forward even the slightest resemblence of an argument. Just insults and meaningless comments. Have a good life, good luck growing up.
@BluDic I dont think you understand arguments, none of your comments have backed up your point. In fact, after two comments, your comments seem like you have forgotten your initial point. Just forget about it, argue with some children to learn the basics then try again with an adult.
@BluDic once again you didnt read the comment. I already had voted up. I voted it up yesterday. And no im not a kid. But by the way you try an insult, you certainly act like one.
@BluDic Thats fine. I honestly thumbed it up when i first saw it. I have nothing against you, just dont like the way you try and argue with people. Insult after insult from the very first comment. And sure you are a scot/aussie, after the slightly racist comments everyone always says, oh man just kidding im black/asian/white/irish/anything they are being racist towards. The difference between us is that i was trying to just have a decent argument, not aggresive just talk about the video
@MrCrushus with different perspectives with the other guy, and you simply use insults that frankly have no point and are absolutely pathetic. Just mature a little bit and im sure we can have a decent conversation. You seem smart, just that your insults need some work.
@BluDic All i did in the first comment to him was disagree, not act like a pric. Then he got extremely offended and defensive. And im not telling you to think, im more just telling you to read comments, because from your origional post, it seems like you read about two lines of one of my comments and then began a wierd argument. Why wouldnt i argue with lesser minds? Arguing is an enjoyable thing, its just a discussion with passion.
@BluDic Not to just think, but to at least inform yourself before you state an argument. Instead of saying something, then after I showed you that you were wrong, pretending that you were trying to invoke some inherent anger towards americans which for some reason an Australian would have. I dont see where that logic is but ill let you keep thinking everyone hates americans. Then, of course, this is the funny part, you call me pathetic then use a "your mother..." joke.
@MrCrushus i mean, really? That is basically the sign, of someone who has nothing useful or intelligent to say, and just resorts to the most basic and frankly laughable insults on the internet.
@BluDic Scott/Auzzie temper combination? Bit racist to be honest. But ill let it slide. I wasn't angry that you called me american, i have nothing against americans. I was simply telling you to stp[ and think before you comment. You had no part of the conversation between me and another user and your initial comment was misinformed and unintelligent. Keep the ten quid, i can see you begging for them on the street in the near future.
@BluDic Maybe you should read my bloody comment before you say anything. Already told you that i am Scottish born, and live in Australia. And i also said that we dont call it clotted cream, but have the same thing here. Stop being ignorant.
@devonmale69 yeah he said thats what it is logically, but then cream doesnt really...spread like butter. Jam spreads much easier so spread on the jam, then spoon on a bit of cream. Much simpler.
@MrCrushus Well you not been to Devon then real Clotted Cream do it easy and it the only real cream not that runny stuff you get outside the south-west...
@devonmale69 first of all, please use english properly. Your statement is pretty poorly written, which is utterly shameful, considering this is a david mitchell video. Secondly, what south west are you referring to? No i havent been to Devon, but i dont think matters. I think you are referring to thickened cream, which still, doesnt sread quite as well as jam, you cant deny that, jam spreads better than all creams.
@MrCrushus Before you pick up on anyone's English You need to STOP and think. One I am Dyslectic and TWO Check your own English (Not american) and spellings It only show how stupid you are.
As to what south west there is only one south west in the UK that I know of. and Jam you get in the South west do not spread well as It is full of fruit in whole berry's, can you spread a strawberry? .I cant.As you don't know what Clotted cream is I am guessing your not in UK
@devonmale69 im not even going to bother with the first half, every single person on youtube who spells poorly says they have some form of dyslexia.
Ok so you live in the UK, you hadnt specified. There are many south wests depending on where you're from. Saying you're "south west" while online doesnt help at all if you havent said where you're from. I know what clotted creams are, they arent specific to UK. Just because jam has bits in it doesnt mean, there are strawberrys in it.
@MrCrushus Ah yes miss the first half BECAUSE it about YOUR mistakes.
As for saying I am in UK this is a UK posting as its about UK things you the visitor and you not say you was in USA oh why should you that all you al think the words is.. most of you don't even know where anywhere is, let alone have a passport.
@devonmale69 no becuase there is no point in arguing that fact, you may or may not be dyslectic. I cant know. But i had a few minor spelling errors, whereas your comments are literally hard to understand.
LOL you just assume im from america? I live in australia, and i have a dual scottish/australian passport. Also, the video isnt about UK things, the questions are about general parts of day to day life. Nothing specific to the UK, or at least, nothing that excludes other countries.
*CHANTS* David Mitchell is never wrong, David Mitchell is never wrong, David Mitchell is never wrong, DAVID MITCHELL IS NEVER... WAAA!! NO NOT CADBURY'S! IT TASTES LIKE CHALK!
I'm going with Finnemore's answers except for a couple of points.
-I agree with the star as it is WAY more pagan than a fairy, especially the victorian version on the screen.
-Scones - I'm in NYC- be glad you can even find cream to put on your scones!
- Best chocolates I know of are either german or french, which means it wouldn't be one of David's answers. US chocolate is a waste product, so again, be glad for what you have. Unless you live in the US, and then buy imported, or Whole Foods.
@Orlabobz Not the DOG the CAR! My sister was always the dog, and the little cow used to stamp his hard little legs into my board, ripping it to shreds!
I do think Moore's the best Bond, but it's down to how the type of associations I have when it comes to spies. Not a "journalistic urge to go for the unobvious answer".
I don't really care though. Still, if it wasn't for the sketch shows and Peep Show then Mitchell wouldn't be my favourite pompous facist. What can I say? I'm a shitmuncher.
@EvilStreaks Listen asshole, Your a dickhead. That mean's you have shit for brains, a face that looks quite similar to a human peinus, and a god complex. Go ingest some iodine you big cunt. i hate u.
@Dalekfry I drink iodine all the time. It helps me with spelling, grammar, punctuation, and basic grasping of concepts. Try some. You might reach the intelect tiers of the mighty cunt diety, Peinus-Face (me). Let's do brunch.
@EvilStreaks hahaha lol i luv how u spend all of ur life on da internt so ur able 2 correct me. haha thank god dat i have a life :D. also, iodine is fatal to drink, so perhaps when ur in hell it will help u with spelling and gramar i doubt it tho. if ur a deity, than god is a fuckiing mere mortal you asshole.
@Dalekfry Wow. I see now that I have underestimated your conversational aptitude. You're too much of an opponent for me. Do you realise that the comments on your channel read like the scribblings of a fucking pedophile serial killer in the making? I'm considering submitting them for medical study.
@Dalekfry Comments are allowed on my channel so you might want to post your biting witticisms against me there where everyone can see how much you're making me look like inferior forever!!! I have it coming! =/ Don't hold back. I deserve every intelligible and inslightful word!! I've no idea why I'm so worthy of your ire you wouldn't start shouting insane gibberish at a stranger for no reason would you???? I mean, you're not a fucking drooling mong are you??? OF COURSE NOT! =D
@EvilStreaks I can understand I have given you the impression that I am stoopid but dat dont mean dat u shud b making ur sarcasam so obvious. srsly tho i dont read most of ur stuff, u no why? cos i know what there gonna say, there gonna say BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH I THINK IM BETTER THAN U LOL! that's what I see. cos i have a rare medical condition it's claled seeing da truth. stay away from me and perhpas u might catch it i doubt it thou.
@Dalekfry I've argued with youtube people before and I know it gets you nowhere but I'm enjoying this one. But okay, I'll stop being scarcastic. Let's review. I posted a harmless comment about my favourite Bond (not that I'm much of a fan). And a harmless joke about Mitchell being a facist which I'm sure he'd understand is harmless. Then suddenly I get a comment from someone ranting about me being an arsehole. I think you need therapy and soon. I do, however, think I'm probably better than you.
@Dalekfry I've argued with youtube people before and I know it gets you nowhere but I'm enjoying this one. But okay, I'll stop being scarcastic. Let's review. I posted a harmless comment about my favourite Bond (not that I'm much of a fan). And a harmless joke about Mitchell being a facist which I'm sure he'd understand is harmless. Then suddenly I get a comment from someone ranting about me being an arsehole. I think you need therapy and soon. I do, however, think I'm probably better than you.
@Dalekfry By the way. I don't think I'm better than everyone. I mean EVERYONE is better than you. You can stop being like that any time you like by not ranting illegiable abuse at random strangers for no fucking reason. I hope you actually understand this because I am now genuinely worried that I'm arguing with someone with real mental problems, in which case I am crossing the line.
Best chocolate is Cadbury's Dairy Milk? Respectfully: you're talking out of your arse.
Visit Australia and I shall take you to Haigh's, where God himself is the chocolatier. Or Satan, if you believe my wife and all her girlfriends who think they're fat because they're a little less tiny than tiny little fucking Miranda tiny fucking tiny little Kerr. And for god's sake don't get me started on her wet sock of a husband.
@Sheerravenbliss lolwut? thanks a bunch for sharing ur super gay opinion. im sure somebody, somewhere in da word thinks ur entitled to ur own faggy opinion. i justt think they may have died 10000000000000000000000 years ago and b a particle of dust you massive cunt.
Yes cream doesn't spread as easily as jam, but that's why it should go on first. Spread the cream first, the cream is now solid enough to spread jam on because jam is easily spreadable. Cream, which is more solid and difficult to spread, could not be spread on jam.
These soap boxes are getting too bitter, humourless and worst of all wrong.
@yatter1 Mmm. I can tell this is really important to you. So whatever you say, and hope that fulfilling life you're still waiting to fulfil works out!
I wasn't expecting the Iron I must say. It pleases me to know I have the same taste in Bond, Chocolate and (necessary) scone spreading as David however. Vase was a no brainer.
I'm not sure what you're saying. He's choosing the iron to prove that it isn't the women who choose the iron and that it is not emasculating to use or choose an iron as a man.But then he's also saying ironically to highlight the fact that there should be no need to choose it as it is a non issue. I see no problem with that.
I have two sets of Monopoly (one was my Mum's, which is technically still hers, one was Dad's which I have inherited) they both have the gold ships and no stupid dog/hat/etc.
Which religion is right? Islam. Just ask them. They'll tell you.
ChipArgyle 3 days ago
Couldn't you just put jam on one side of the cut scone, and cream on the other?
sjbridle 3 days ago
I have too much love for David and John.
mycroftyourcroft 5 days ago
Cadberys dairy milk, tastes of shit.
ColFeren 6 days ago
@ColFeren No surprise there, You're buying the wrong brand.
blade3337 4 days ago 2
@blade3337 No, I just can't spell it, and it tastes like shit anyway.
Galaxy FTW!
ColFeren 4 days ago
@ColFeren Fuck that, Lindt all the way.
blade3337 4 days ago
Umm, you pronounced scone wrong, David.
07marlowj 1 week ago
... an inquisitive douglas fir. haha
tidalwavedave305 1 week ago
When I want chocolate, I melt it and pump it directly into my jugular.
Qw3rtypop 1 week ago
The scone thing really bothers me! The cream is more difficult to spread, which is exactly why you put it on first! If you try to spread the cream on top of the jam you just end up pushing the jam to the sides, whereas spreading jam on top of cream is easy because the cream is nice and thick!
atomicmrpelly 1 week ago
@atomicmrpelly Also Galaxy > Dairy Milk
atomicmrpelly 1 week ago
uhm, does this mean Finnemore has to give me a computer now?
1mgoingtoregretthis 1 week ago in playlist Series 3
has anyone been to australia and mad dairy milk with macadamia nuts in? incredible. As far as chocolate in england goes, either toblerone or milka, because kraft is the best chocolate maker, or lindt for that matter
cyrilsnare 2 weeks ago
I was about to correct Mitchell's word 'unarguable' but knowing his grasp of the language I thought it would be prudent to look it up first. Turns out inarguable and unarguable are both words
TheNation6 2 weeks ago
I enjoy David Mitchell's appreciation of the Pagan tradition.
CaptainAlias 3 weeks ago
lool Islam ^^
NegusNegest 3 weeks ago in playlist Series 3
the fear in the final question
MegaMrDamo 3 weeks ago
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MegaMrDamo 3 weeks ago
Dairy Milk is horrible.
shadowofdread 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from davidmitchellsoapbox
@shadowofdread North American Dairy Milk (and Cadburys more generally) is horrible, British dairy milk (and Cadburys) is lovely.
seosamhoc 2 weeks ago in playlist Series 3
@seosamhoc I am British though. It's fucking horrible.
shadowofdread 2 weeks ago
@shadowofdread
I'm not too fond of it either, I do have it (usually because it's always the most common BECAUSE it's popular amongst other people) but it's far from the nicest to me.
Nestle are probably the best chocolate makers to me.
IAmCaptainMarvel 1 week ago
Wheeee.... I am a magic fairy!
Yora21 3 weeks ago 2
Best Bonds in order of greatness.
1. Sean Connery
2. Timothy Dalton
3. Daniel Craig
4. Roger Moore
5. Barry Nelson
6. David Niven
7. George Lazenby
baldurus1 3 weeks ago
@baldurus1 No Pierce Brosnan at all?
LilMsBiatch 3 weeks ago
@LilMsBiatch Pierce Brosnan almost destroyed the whole series single handed.
I don't consider the Brosnan movies part of the Bond series at all.
James Bond is not an impotent fairy, Bond is a rough and rugged secret agent.
Qualities Brosnan does not poses.
baldurus1 3 weeks ago
i stopped buying cadbury after i found out how many child slaves they 'employ' to harvest their cocoa
BassLiberators 3 weeks ago
I'm shocked and upset that David Mitchell isn't a dark chocolate man.
mankytoes 3 weeks ago in playlist Series 3
@mankytoes That is also what his ex gf said.. zing
gekzify 3 weeks ago
@BluDic wtf
kingpharaohtsar 3 weeks ago
Mr. Finnemore is in fact mostly correct.
How dairy milk is the best chocolate eludes me.
AmrasCalmacil18 3 weeks ago
Hmm I coulda won that, apart from the tie breaker. There was no right answer to that!
judgejudyslover 1 month ago
How can one 'sneak' a pagan icon into a pagan festival that was amalgamated by westerners into being about the birth of jesus the magic man?
Im going to sneak my own pagan icon in here:
o o v
\__/
this is a picture i have drawn representing muhammed the representative of the magic of islam. I tried submitting it to the bbc but instead they commissioned another program about how people who believe in a magic sky man are somehow not backward morons. :(
fume0ne 1 month ago
@fume0ne i failed art school also :(
fume0ne 1 month ago
I think for the hell of it, since the Christmas tree is of Norse, or at least teutonic in origin, I'm going to top it with Thor's hammer. And get some raven decorations (Hugin and Munin) a few sleipnir figures dangling from the branches. Maybe some Valkyries, an old bearded chap with one eye missing--or is it both?. I can't remember.
Swidhelm 1 month ago
I think Roger Moore was the best Bond.
MrGamerDerek 1 month ago
Do British Monopoly sets not have the race-car? You can't make a "vroom" noise with an iron! Not to mention that the first part of being rich is acting rich, and what's more egregiously rich than owning a fast car? There's no silicone breast implant piece, sadly.
Chasmodius 1 month ago
Cream first, because then it looks like an egg with a red yolk.
Alexfantastico26 1 month ago
Wheeee! I'm a magic fairy!!! LOL
91isNumberwang 1 month ago 17
I picture James Bond, and I'm picturing Brosnan. The best James Bond was easily Connery, but Bond definitely looks like Brosnan in my head.
IoEstasCedonta 1 month ago 7
My mother would kiss you for the Fairy answer
pacmansays 1 month ago
the end of this made me piss out a kidney. (not spoiling it though!)
nasty1182 1 month ago
@BluDic LOL!!!!!!!
91isNumberwang 1 month ago 3
@BluDic You're a dick.. A funny dick, but a dick! :)
spicyfacefull 1 month ago 34
I think I pooed a little when he said Islam
pedmole5 1 month ago
@BluDic dude! don't pick on disabled people! Can't you tell he has no legs. - Mr. Crush us -sounds like a terrible accident. U're a cold guy. thanks for the fun message fight. you guys are idiots!
91isNumberwang 1 month ago
You can have the Iron cos' I'm a feminist.
That's just brilliant!
thelexus 1 month ago
@BluDic Exactly. You commented on my comments initially, simply to start some kind of argument. My initial comment WAS about the video. I was saying to the other guy that jam is easier than cream to spread, hence agreeing with the video. So what you just said in that comment, actually applies to you.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
@MrCrushus that BluDic guy really schooled you but you didn't even get it. hehe got your panties a bit twisted, but just couldn't hang. Nice try sounding clever dumb ass. You got a written wedgie
91isNumberwang 1 month ago
@BluDic look there is no point in continuing this, you havent put forward even the slightest resemblence of an argument. Just insults and meaningless comments. Have a good life, good luck growing up.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
@BluDic I dont think you understand arguments, none of your comments have backed up your point. In fact, after two comments, your comments seem like you have forgotten your initial point. Just forget about it, argue with some children to learn the basics then try again with an adult.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
@BluDic once again you didnt read the comment. I already had voted up. I voted it up yesterday. And no im not a kid. But by the way you try an insult, you certainly act like one.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
@BluDic Thats fine. I honestly thumbed it up when i first saw it. I have nothing against you, just dont like the way you try and argue with people. Insult after insult from the very first comment. And sure you are a scot/aussie, after the slightly racist comments everyone always says, oh man just kidding im black/asian/white/irish/anything they are being racist towards. The difference between us is that i was trying to just have a decent argument, not aggresive just talk about the video
MrCrushus 1 month ago
@MrCrushus with different perspectives with the other guy, and you simply use insults that frankly have no point and are absolutely pathetic. Just mature a little bit and im sure we can have a decent conversation. You seem smart, just that your insults need some work.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
@BluDic All i did in the first comment to him was disagree, not act like a pric. Then he got extremely offended and defensive. And im not telling you to think, im more just telling you to read comments, because from your origional post, it seems like you read about two lines of one of my comments and then began a wierd argument. Why wouldnt i argue with lesser minds? Arguing is an enjoyable thing, its just a discussion with passion.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
@MrCrushus except you keep, for some reason, using pathetic insults about my family. Grow up.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
@BluDic Not to just think, but to at least inform yourself before you state an argument. Instead of saying something, then after I showed you that you were wrong, pretending that you were trying to invoke some inherent anger towards americans which for some reason an Australian would have. I dont see where that logic is but ill let you keep thinking everyone hates americans. Then, of course, this is the funny part, you call me pathetic then use a "your mother..." joke.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
@MrCrushus i mean, really? That is basically the sign, of someone who has nothing useful or intelligent to say, and just resorts to the most basic and frankly laughable insults on the internet.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
@BluDic Scott/Auzzie temper combination? Bit racist to be honest. But ill let it slide. I wasn't angry that you called me american, i have nothing against americans. I was simply telling you to stp[ and think before you comment. You had no part of the conversation between me and another user and your initial comment was misinformed and unintelligent. Keep the ten quid, i can see you begging for them on the street in the near future.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
Great ending. Cheers Islam for all the sterling work.
SpidermanInLondon 1 month ago
I can't tell how much I'm enjoying these videos...I'll just tell that "wee! I'm a magic fairy" made my day...
ItalianGlaswegian 1 month ago in playlist Series 3
@BluDic Maybe you should read my bloody comment before you say anything. Already told you that i am Scottish born, and live in Australia. And i also said that we dont call it clotted cream, but have the same thing here. Stop being ignorant.
MrCrushus 1 month ago
1. craig
2. a star
3. galaxy
4. the car
5. varz
6. jam then cream
7. Scientology
TheDrunkSpunk 2 months ago
we always put a dang fancy spire on top of our christmas tree.
Kaaxe 2 months ago
1. Roger Moore
2. A star
3. Milka
4. The boot
5. Vahz
6. Jam then cream
7. Judaism
Epeolatry1 2 months ago
7. Islam on the far right as oppossed to the left? :P
PianoKwanMan 2 months ago
YOU DON"T PUT A FAIRY ON YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE!!
lubu160 2 months ago
1. brosman
2. a star
3. cadbury fruit and nut
4. dog
5. vahz
6. i hate scones
7. none of then.... sorry
Uforix12 2 months ago
GET ME FINNEMORE!!!
JohnTalksToYou 2 months ago
1. Brosnan
2 I have a star on the tree
3 I agree with dairy milk
4 I always choose the ship
5 I agree with vase
6 I agree with the scone
Tie Break is a trick question and David was being ironic with the answer.
MrSelidor7 2 months ago
1.Never seen most James Bond films. Watched Casino Royale with my dad once, but I'm not a big fan of it.
2. I don't use a fairy, a star or an angel. We have a handmade red swirly thing.
3. I like the hat.
4. I don't like chocolate, but Lindt is quite popular among my friends.
5. I'm Canadian, so how David pronounces it might be the right way in England, but it's not here.
6. I don't put cream on scones
slightlyinsaneFTW 2 months ago
Cream is first as this is the FAT which replaces the Butter so Cream then Jam get it right..........
devonmale69 2 months ago
@devonmale69 yeah he said thats what it is logically, but then cream doesnt really...spread like butter. Jam spreads much easier so spread on the jam, then spoon on a bit of cream. Much simpler.
MrCrushus 2 months ago in playlist Series 3
@MrCrushus Well you not been to Devon then real Clotted Cream do it easy and it the only real cream not that runny stuff you get outside the south-west...
devonmale69 2 months ago
@devonmale69 first of all, please use english properly. Your statement is pretty poorly written, which is utterly shameful, considering this is a david mitchell video. Secondly, what south west are you referring to? No i havent been to Devon, but i dont think matters. I think you are referring to thickened cream, which still, doesnt sread quite as well as jam, you cant deny that, jam spreads better than all creams.
MrCrushus 2 months ago
@MrCrushus Before you pick up on anyone's English You need to STOP and think. One I am Dyslectic and TWO Check your own English (Not american) and spellings It only show how stupid you are.
As to what south west there is only one south west in the UK that I know of. and Jam you get in the South west do not spread well as It is full of fruit in whole berry's, can you spread a strawberry? .I cant.As you don't know what Clotted cream is I am guessing your not in UK
devonmale69 2 months ago
@devonmale69 im not even going to bother with the first half, every single person on youtube who spells poorly says they have some form of dyslexia.
Ok so you live in the UK, you hadnt specified. There are many south wests depending on where you're from. Saying you're "south west" while online doesnt help at all if you havent said where you're from. I know what clotted creams are, they arent specific to UK. Just because jam has bits in it doesnt mean, there are strawberrys in it.
MrCrushus 2 months ago
@MrCrushus Ah yes miss the first half BECAUSE it about YOUR mistakes.
As for saying I am in UK this is a UK posting as its about UK things you the visitor and you not say you was in USA oh why should you that all you al think the words is.. most of you don't even know where anywhere is, let alone have a passport.
devonmale69 2 months ago
@devonmale69 no becuase there is no point in arguing that fact, you may or may not be dyslectic. I cant know. But i had a few minor spelling errors, whereas your comments are literally hard to understand.
LOL you just assume im from america? I live in australia, and i have a dual scottish/australian passport. Also, the video isnt about UK things, the questions are about general parts of day to day life. Nothing specific to the UK, or at least, nothing that excludes other countries.
MrCrushus 2 months ago
*CHANTS* David Mitchell is never wrong, David Mitchell is never wrong, David Mitchell is never wrong, DAVID MITCHELL IS NEVER... WAAA!! NO NOT CADBURY'S! IT TASTES LIKE CHALK!
WorldNews92 2 months ago 2
@WorldNews92 I couldn't agree more! Cadbury's is vile!
LuigiFanatic 2 months ago
@WorldNews92
Compared to Hershey bars, they're the greatest food item ever.
DafyddCymraeg 1 month ago
Just because he was the first and the most popular does not make Sean Connery the best! Must do better, Mitchell!!
WorldNews92 2 months ago
I'm going with Finnemore's answers except for a couple of points.
-I agree with the star as it is WAY more pagan than a fairy, especially the victorian version on the screen.
-Scones - I'm in NYC- be glad you can even find cream to put on your scones!
- Best chocolates I know of are either german or french, which means it wouldn't be one of David's answers. US chocolate is a waste product, so again, be glad for what you have. Unless you live in the US, and then buy imported, or Whole Foods.
knotofnine 3 months ago
We had an impressive ship in our monopoly set too :D
rickerlus 3 months ago
Timothy Dalton. He was the most like the Bond of the Novels, minus the racism.
EdwardJohnLeeK 3 months ago
Does he do any ordinary stand up ?
joeols90 3 months ago
We used to have a vors, afore it were smashed by our dorg. Pretty little thing it wors too.
neekfenwick 3 months ago
Dorset represent! Never heard vors though :c
kiadude1 4 months ago
Darnit, I went for Roger Moore.
ilpalazzo3 4 months ago
Funny how John Finnemore doesn't comment on religion . . .
akkiehero 4 months ago
Dairy Milk! GRR that is NOT a chocolate. It's as much a chocolate as Jammy Dodger is jam.
marcarmstrong88 4 months ago
Well for me.... it's probably.....
Brosnan, but I'll go with Conery also.
An angel
The dog! Durh!
Dairy Milk or Galaxy
Vase as in has
and ya.... we go with butter.... and sometimes jam.... and it's scone... as in cone....
Orlabobz 4 months ago
@Orlabobz Not the DOG the CAR! My sister was always the dog, and the little cow used to stamp his hard little legs into my board, ripping it to shreds!
PoisonedAl 3 months ago
@PoisonedAl
Sorry.... the dog is awesome :)
Orlabobz 3 months ago
the little dog is very obviously the piece to select when playing monopoly.
TheRatherLikely 4 months ago
Weee! Im a magic fairy!
beccie17 5 months ago 28
My favourite soapbox.
gothbabybat 5 months ago
2:03 Perfect delivery!
looseSpark 5 months ago in playlist More videos from davidmitchellsoapbox
Which chocolate is best? The next one.
Widds 5 months ago
it'd have been funnier if he'd said the Mormons. Or Scientologists. They're hysterical when they're not terrifying.
viridismonasteriense 5 months ago
So beautifully arrrogant.
Just because he's arrogant, doesn't mean he's wrong!....I usually say that about myself, but David Mitchell is also special....
He almost definately only said Islam so he doesn't get knifed/stabbed/shot/blown up/protested against and then any/all of the above.....
If you ever happen to read this David, please let me know if i'm right!
TheLordSod 5 months ago in playlist aaaaaa
Definitely Islam.
jameshrave 5 months ago
My Nan says 'Vawz'
justwillow 5 months ago
@justwillow Your "nan" is probably senile. Sorry, it's just the way it is.
TheLordSod 5 months ago in playlist aaaaaa
I'm surprised you didn't end up stumbling into the scon or scone argument which many people end up stumbling into =/
PseudaZ 5 months ago in playlist More videos from davidmitchellsoapbox
Thumbs up for Mr Finnemore!!!
BinnySkitch 5 months ago
2:05
ultrapersonthing 5 months ago
How about you both shut the fuck up and quit shouting at each other through shitty youtube comments you fucking morons.
beneveol 5 months ago
Not that Christmas isn't entirely Pagan as is.
WhimsicalQuandary 5 months ago
George Lazenby was the best Bond.
This is scientific fact.
WhimsicalQuandary 5 months ago
I do think Moore's the best Bond, but it's down to how the type of associations I have when it comes to spies. Not a "journalistic urge to go for the unobvious answer".
I don't really care though. Still, if it wasn't for the sketch shows and Peep Show then Mitchell wouldn't be my favourite pompous facist. What can I say? I'm a shitmuncher.
EvilStreaks 5 months ago
@EvilStreaks Listen asshole, Your a dickhead. That mean's you have shit for brains, a face that looks quite similar to a human peinus, and a god complex. Go ingest some iodine you big cunt. i hate u.
Dalekfry 5 months ago
@Dalekfry I drink iodine all the time. It helps me with spelling, grammar, punctuation, and basic grasping of concepts. Try some. You might reach the intelect tiers of the mighty cunt diety, Peinus-Face (me). Let's do brunch.
EvilStreaks 5 months ago
@EvilStreaks hahaha lol i luv how u spend all of ur life on da internt so ur able 2 correct me. haha thank god dat i have a life :D. also, iodine is fatal to drink, so perhaps when ur in hell it will help u with spelling and gramar i doubt it tho. if ur a deity, than god is a fuckiing mere mortal you asshole.
Dalekfry 5 months ago
@Dalekfry Wow. I see now that I have underestimated your conversational aptitude. You're too much of an opponent for me. Do you realise that the comments on your channel read like the scribblings of a fucking pedophile serial killer in the making? I'm considering submitting them for medical study.
EvilStreaks 5 months ago
Okay Connery is the best Bond. Will you fuck off now? I don't know what you want.
EvilStreaks 5 months ago
@Dalekfry Comments are allowed on my channel so you might want to post your biting witticisms against me there where everyone can see how much you're making me look like inferior forever!!! I have it coming! =/ Don't hold back. I deserve every intelligible and inslightful word!! I've no idea why I'm so worthy of your ire you wouldn't start shouting insane gibberish at a stranger for no reason would you???? I mean, you're not a fucking drooling mong are you??? OF COURSE NOT! =D
EvilStreaks 5 months ago
@EvilStreaks I can understand I have given you the impression that I am stoopid but dat dont mean dat u shud b making ur sarcasam so obvious. srsly tho i dont read most of ur stuff, u no why? cos i know what there gonna say, there gonna say BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH I THINK IM BETTER THAN U LOL! that's what I see. cos i have a rare medical condition it's claled seeing da truth. stay away from me and perhpas u might catch it i doubt it thou.
Dalekfry 5 months ago
@Dalekfry I've argued with youtube people before and I know it gets you nowhere but I'm enjoying this one. But okay, I'll stop being scarcastic. Let's review. I posted a harmless comment about my favourite Bond (not that I'm much of a fan). And a harmless joke about Mitchell being a facist which I'm sure he'd understand is harmless. Then suddenly I get a comment from someone ranting about me being an arsehole. I think you need therapy and soon. I do, however, think I'm probably better than you.
EvilStreaks 5 months ago
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@Dalekfry I've argued with youtube people before and I know it gets you nowhere but I'm enjoying this one. But okay, I'll stop being scarcastic. Let's review. I posted a harmless comment about my favourite Bond (not that I'm much of a fan). And a harmless joke about Mitchell being a facist which I'm sure he'd understand is harmless. Then suddenly I get a comment from someone ranting about me being an arsehole. I think you need therapy and soon. I do, however, think I'm probably better than you.
EvilStreaks 5 months ago
@Dalekfry By the way. I don't think I'm better than everyone. I mean EVERYONE is better than you. You can stop being like that any time you like by not ranting illegiable abuse at random strangers for no fucking reason. I hope you actually understand this because I am now genuinely worried that I'm arguing with someone with real mental problems, in which case I am crossing the line.
EvilStreaks 5 months ago
@EvilStreaks How about I cross a line by stopping replying to yoru posts cos it's boring and a waste of my life.
Dalekfry 5 months ago
YEAHHH!!! cadbury dairy milk! so true<3
phoney98 5 months ago
Best chocolate is Cadbury's Dairy Milk? Respectfully: you're talking out of your arse.
Visit Australia and I shall take you to Haigh's, where God himself is the chocolatier. Or Satan, if you believe my wife and all her girlfriends who think they're fat because they're a little less tiny than tiny little fucking Miranda tiny fucking tiny little Kerr. And for god's sake don't get me started on her wet sock of a husband.
Oh, right, chocolate! Haigh's. Eat it and hush.
mandrellian 5 months ago
@mandrellian Haigh's is indeed beeter than any Cadbury shit. Cadbury chocolate isn't real chocolate.
Nndaia 5 months ago
I am finding these less and less enjoyable
Sheerravenbliss 5 months ago
@Sheerravenbliss dont watch then
samsung54369 5 months ago in playlist More videos from davidmitchellsoapbox
@samsung54369 I never thought of that. Thanks for the advice.
Sheerravenbliss 5 months ago
@Sheerravenbliss lolwut? thanks a bunch for sharing ur super gay opinion. im sure somebody, somewhere in da word thinks ur entitled to ur own faggy opinion. i justt think they may have died 10000000000000000000000 years ago and b a particle of dust you massive cunt.
Dalekfry 5 months ago
The Top Hat is clearly the best game piece. I don't even know how you could argue that.
McWipp 5 months ago
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McWipp 5 months ago
Weirdly, I agree with everything that Mr. Finnemore says. Except for the chocolate, David's right on that one :P
musicisinsideofme 5 months ago
Islam? Well who knew...
Craigdc3050 5 months ago
Pierce Brosnan is definetley the best James Bond! Anyone who has seen die another day knows that.
george2009baker 5 months ago
Dairy Milk is disgusting.
Yes cream doesn't spread as easily as jam, but that's why it should go on first. Spread the cream first, the cream is now solid enough to spread jam on because jam is easily spreadable. Cream, which is more solid and difficult to spread, could not be spread on jam.
These soap boxes are getting too bitter, humourless and worst of all wrong.
DrumTrimmings88 5 months ago
How very odd, every time I download this from itunes, it just gives me the old quiz video :(
dangeloso 5 months ago
I'm with Pierce!
PsychCaptain 5 months ago
Vaws is definitely a thing! Our family tradition is to refer to 'the vase, vahs or vaws'. Which makes the discussion longer, but offers a choice.
wnesbitt1 5 months ago
@wnesbitt1 and as David so rightly pointed out, is totally wrong, weren´t you watching?
yatter1 5 months ago
@yatter1 Watching AND listening. Still doesn't change anything. Vaws is still a thing, as all right thinking people know.
wnesbitt1 5 months ago
@wnesbitt1 Vaws is a thing if you mean it´s a record label, you can´t put flowers in one.
yatter1 5 months ago
@yatter1 Mmm. I can tell this is really important to you. So whatever you say, and hope that fulfilling life you're still waiting to fulfil works out!
wnesbitt1 5 months ago
@wnesbitt1 you patronising prick, you replied to me, fuck you.
yatter1 5 months ago
I wasn't expecting the Iron I must say. It pleases me to know I have the same taste in Bond, Chocolate and (necessary) scone spreading as David however. Vase was a no brainer.
TheRealGaffer 5 months ago
Wow... I thought I was a fan of David Mitchell, but (with the exception of Pierce Brosnan) I apparently agree with John Finnemore about EVERYTHING.
And I'll just have to give him the benefit of the doubt on Vawz.
johnnye87 5 months ago
No actually, I genuinely like Roger Moore....more.
beeDUB75 5 months ago
I don't know who paid him to say Islam, but the correct answer was that all religions are wrong.
grungeface87 5 months ago
'The iron, because I'm a feminist'? That's like saying 'the golly doll*, because I'm not a racist'.
I now dislike David Mitchell a bit. Never thought I'd say that...
*Or whatever the hell those things were called...before my time really.
TheOtherDODsChannel 5 months ago
@TheOtherDODsChannel
I'm not sure what you're saying. He's choosing the iron to prove that it isn't the women who choose the iron and that it is not emasculating to use or choose an iron as a man.But then he's also saying ironically to highlight the fact that there should be no need to choose it as it is a non issue. I see no problem with that.
muffin8or 5 months ago
@muffin8or Maybe. It just annoys me that irons *are* often associated with women by default, and I might have had a knee-jerk to that as a result :)
TheOtherDODsChannel 5 months ago
I still say Timothy Dalton was the best Bond. Call me weird if you like, but that's my opinion and I'm sticking with it.
ignoranceandcrisps 5 months ago
@ignoranceandcrisps You´re weird
yatter1 5 months ago
Every single question right!
Fuck jam, cream's better anyway.
iRayuLaz 5 months ago
This is the very best so far!
But I wish David can stick to his lovely black trousers.
snowykay 5 months ago
John Finnemore's answers are the actual correct answers, except for Q1, where David is right.
powermage 5 months ago
I got 3/7.
I don't think that's too bad considering he cheated on the fairy and monolopy questions.
AngryChamois 5 months ago
Vorse is indeed the way we say vase in Dorset!!
reiberkuchen 5 months ago
There was a BEARD here. It's gone now.
digitalbath3 5 months ago 19
@digitalbath3
I honestly did not expect a Silent Hill joke here, and you made my evening with it. xD
RatchetSly 5 months ago
thats stupid if your going to put up a fairy you might aswell put up anything
matalac100 5 months ago
His name is Robert Portman
MrDcukduck 5 months ago 2
I have two sets of Monopoly (one was my Mum's, which is technically still hers, one was Dad's which I have inherited) they both have the gold ships and no stupid dog/hat/etc.
This has given me a sense of pride, ta.
lolaarcana 5 months ago
That was genuinely hilarious.
Malecha813 5 months ago
lol, almost all of these are opinions :P
ec123456789able 5 months ago
Noooo!!!...
The beard has gone :/
well it's good to have him back to normal I guess. First he was looking very bald, then bearded and now David <3
IINesasta 5 months ago
Oh no! An inquisitive Douglas Fir!
AndrewBCNZ 5 months ago 36
Islam... Ughhhhhhhhhhhh
OccasionallyEpic 5 months ago
@OccasionallyEpic what?
banandababa 1 week ago
I always use the top hat, myself.
thechosennerf 5 months ago