George Carlin

[rahgnaraken]

Fuck Tucker, Tucker Sucks.

[LynchFan002]

The name Vinny sounds bitchin'! Go George :)!

[schultz970]

my family has about 90% of those stupid names carlin reels off. he's absolutely right. THESE AREN'T REAL NAMES!!!!

[herbie747]

lol - so true!

[nittyranks]

Part of this is New York thing also. Where George grew up people had all the old names in the old neighborhoods. That is why it is funny.

[Tomdawg89]

I got a strong name, Thomas/Tom, yes!

[LittleEmoBoy001]

i'm sick of Josh too! And jake! And james! Just thought i'd throw some J's out there.

[jaydog7575]

RIP to the true king of comedy!!! It makes my heart sad to think that he's gone. Oh, and FUCK Tucker and Kyle!!!!!!

[malkrow21]

is Kade considered a goofy name?

[Kibble13]

im kyle... hahahaha still funny shit though

[Terence5Hotz]

that last part was funn

[2005FordExcursionDSL]

my dad is eddie and I am blake FUCK

[aca5194]

YEEAH1 TONY!!!!

[Steph0x0x]

lmaoo my friend's name is Jordan & he was honored to have his name be made fun of by George Carlin... XD lmaoo

[kict951]

Lol, my dad's name is Todd, I'll have to show him this, haha

[tspedersen]

lol

[WKaliber1]

My name is Jehovah

[Tap0k]

I'm quite glad I got one of the good names

[darntastic]

Yea Tap0k is great

[Tap0k]

Not my screen name, Darn, my real name!

[2005FordExcursionDSL]

I am blake dam

[filip000]

that's just too bad.

[filip000]

this clip is absolutely fantastic.

[sidchimaera]

Todd Palin. Bristol. Trig. Track. Piper. Tucker Bounds.

[Trancecoach]

TODD... a.k.a. "First Dude" Palin.

[alakey2010]

Fuck Todd! Todd Sucks!

[PunchDLove]

"Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks".

[markus552898]

and fuck tucker's friend kyle:P

[WintryCrow]

What are you so proud of, Todd the Hopeless Lost? You konw, he didn't make fun of YOU, he pissed on your dumbass monosyllabic name.

[Adamlikesguys]

What? Shut-up.

[mranonam]

I'm sure he'd also piss on handles like "WintryCrow"

[TheHopelessLost]

My name is actually Todd woot!! The legend made fun of me :D

[nray25]

lol thats funny my name wasnt listed but ryan sounds like a sally name too huh?

carlin is the greatest

[JamesBaldwinIsGod]

I'm an Eddie.

[nickfoelly]

Thank God there are parents out there who still have some common sense when naming their children. I should have been a Nicky. I'm talking cool names, like the ones that say "Don't fuck with me or I will shank you."

[iotwhtp]

Two years and you've only posted one video?

[DatSkunkyDankASSHOLE]

rip

[wfballer5]

and connor, and cole, and tristan

maybe jamie idk

[Xplorer1147]

fuck dane cook! and the rest of em fuckers! LONG LIVE GEORGE CARLIN!!!!!!!!!!!! RIP.

[rob062388]

R.I.P. from a Bobby. :)

[SiRMikey7]

ololololoolololollol this is the shit

[russell56443]

SNIFF,SNIFF :0( RIP Buddy!!!!!

[jft205]

rest in peace george

[LukeL007]

Now me have names like Aiden, Jayden, Shane, Dakota, Issac and such.

[panhead55]

yeah, and fuck those weenie names too!

[NeroAngelo616]

Fuck Dakota.

Dakota Sucks!

[NeroAngelo616]

Fuck Dakota.

Dakota Sucks!

[Woohoo5241]

Issac has been around forever.

[explosiveshrooms]

does he say isaac?

[Woohoo5241]

No, but the comment LukeL007 made was "Now me have names like Aiden, Jayden, Shane, Dakota, Issac and such," and I was making the point that "Issac" is not a recent invention and actually dates back to Biblical times.

[hondagoal]

the best comedian ever

[jlup55]

so freaking funny

[ChaosKats]

Still makes me laugh every time I hear it, as with most of Carlin's routines.

R.I.P. man.

[SillyOclock]

r.i.p.

[vgamerfive]

Man, I remember years ago me and all my friends were sitting around the tv watchin this on HBO. Just laughing are asses off. I will never forget this particular one because my name is Kyle and I got shit for a year thanks to this one, but he was so funny that I didnt give a shit. RIP.

[andy82087]

Think that's bad? My name's Tucker.

[StaticPulse13851]

Your names Tucker huh? Well, Nicki,Vinnie, and Tony are going to beat the shit out of you!

[StaticPulse13851]

name's*

[Susque1]

RIP George (Hippy Dippy Weatherman)......you're the greatest!!! I first watched him(uncensored)on his HBO special from UCLA in 1979. Never get tired of listening to my "Occupation Foole" tape.

[magicbirdaustin]

I'm laughing and crying at the same time,cuz of his death

[TheSpriteMonster]

T_T

[Dyamond879]

Man...he made me laugh sooo hard when I first heard this years ago.

[distorted303]

legend. rip.

[DrunkontheAmtrack]

RIP I'll go beat up Todd!

[kitkat967]

RIP you and your comedy will be sorely missed!

[brandonbamf99]

r.i.p!

[NothingSacred27]

RIP George Carlin. The greatest standup comedian of all time and the messiah of my nihilistic world view.

[fruitybud420]

tyyyyylerrrr

[svix123]

first time I watched this I had just taken a sip of coke and then carlin makes that face while saying "HI TODD I'M TUCKER" ... had to clean the keyboard and monitor after laughing for 5 minutes.

[laudypapa1]

what about Jack?

[dheineke]

"And fuck Tucker's friend Kyle." Funny, I knew someone named Kyle Tucker.

[dregz89]

awesome

[cyberninja17]

kyyyyyyyle

[rockyrack1]

I find this extremely funny because my name's Eddie. If it were Todd I'd be like "Fuck Carlin."

[jftthatsme]

lol can u really make fun of my name john? its way to common and its been around for a while but u can make fun of the name TUCKER

[E4Easy]

CODY IS THE BEST

[moahoah]

What about Jake? That's a real name, right?

[outoforder30]

ok. but he's still one the most hilarious and SMARTEST motherfuckers ever.

[shaalis]

fuck he fuckin better like that fuckin motherfucker ^_^

[SiddHDELS]

Throwing an *word to the wise* every now and then does not validate your opinion as more significant.

[EGLchan]

What's your name?

TAAAWD!! XDDD

[sammiefranchise]

Hi todd Im Tucker!! LMFAO!!

this guy is truely a genius!!

[deathfuel67]

this..is..soo..random..but..fu­nny..lol

[keflar5]

fuck Tucker, and fuck tuckers friend Carl

[cutthecameras]

kyle

[keflar5]

oh yeah

[LiveAndLoveLife]

I agree. And I really like George Carlin's name, but that doesn't mean I like all people who's name is George. Look at George W. Bush! Carlin and Bush have the same name and they're totally different people!

[naxtea]

carlin is fuckin awesome, but this is lame.

[fransack]

its lame because your name is probably one of the ones he mentioned :p

[erictwelve]

ok Tucker

[jftthatsme]

ummmm my name isnt tucker like george carlin said "fuck tucker, tucker sucks"

[Riflemanex]

'Thrown screaming from a helicopter'

[GlassCityLift2]

hes so right about everything lmao

iwouldliketoknow is named tucker thats y hes so pissed, hes soft haha

[lwouldliketoknow]

He should have stopped when he was 40, hes shit now.

Oh let me guess, Ill get the thumbs down treatment. Guess what folks, I really give a fuck.

[thewAzy]

let me guess.. you're name is todd?

[vishalthebeast]

that was a good one :P

[JACKtheRIPP3R189]

And guess what nobody really gives a shit what you think (and i use the term think loosely).

[Albanis2]

You suck, Even when he is 99 yo he'll be better than you..

[narywi]

It is from the HBO special "Complaints and Grievances".

[TacticalM4A1]

Which routine is this from?

[Alexn1067]

yeah those are faggot names

[sinisterdeceiver]

I've been watching that same standup for the past 8 years on HBO and it never gets old! It is so fucking true! I showed it to my wife and never seen her laugh so hard in all of my life! I can't even count on both hands how many people I've come across with those names!

[thehornypuppy]

My freaking want to name his son one of those fucking names...problem is...I'm FUCKING MEXICAN! Imagine a kid named... Dylan...

SANCHEZ! FOR FUCKS SAKE! I at least am Ambrosio...fuck it...if you are in Japan put a japanese name to your sons...if you italian use italian names don't bullshit yourselves.

[SiddHDELS]

Ambrosio? XD

[thehornypuppy]

Yeah...it's italian...don't know where the hell i got it.

My sisters went and met family over there...and also in France...pfft like a give a damn about where i got my name from. But that doesn't mean i'd want my kid to have name like Dylan Sanchez...or some stuff like that...i's just dumb,i'm mexican...so i'll just give my kid a name in spanish. And i don't like etnics either and names in indigenous language are also not fitted.

[Kevtheguitarist]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen

[guitarfella14]

Lol nice. I really dont like any of the names he mentioned, especially Cody, Blake, Dylan or any of them haha.

[TrollingInc]

You don't like any of them especially any of them? right.

[deconomou]

that's hilarious!

[bo31411]

I'd favorite twice if I could.

[Albanis2]

My name is tony. Some todds or tuckers wanna fighttt ?

[russell56443]

Todd!!!!

I hate the man,the name LOL!!!!

[vincentjnocera]

Yeah, "Dakota" ought to be strictly a feminine name. In the boys department, "Hagen" is another one that's pretty stupid.

[simonsaays]

lol

[shityshit5]

what about gaylord that has to be the gayest name in the english language

[JPA82]

Dakota is the gayest of all gay boy names. Period.

[8101980]

isnt that a girl name?

[ScumGuppy]

Paxton is the shittiest name ever.

[8101980]

hunter is a terrible name

[jetfreak4]

Caleb is another stupid name. Add Jayden, Hayden, and Aiden to that list too. Also add Logan and Jackson.

[racl101]

Oh man I fucking those names too! Especially Cody, Dylan and Tucker! Preston should be added to that list!

[Iroquois777]

I love this rant!

[deconomou]

holy crap, I'm laughing so hard right now!

[zombiemonster]

cults usually have people named Todd

[jhazelw]

haha...George is a monkey name.

[robdu1967]

I know a guy named Tood who is a real fag.....his farts smell like cum

[iareAJ]

i (tony) have beat the shit out of a kid named todd, with a friend called nicky. sweet

[redneckfury]

ten times out of ten that Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker !

[zombiemonster]

I just got insulted by George Carlin

AWESOME

[Ziao85]

nick (my name) is an awesome name

[bmschwinn]

Fuck Tucker, Tuck sucks.

And Fuck Tucker's friend Kyyyyle.

[Juvemaxi]

Первый нах!

[LeprechaunEater]

Johnny?

Yes, I got a real name.

[genesisx800]

no one compares to george.

[JimiHendrix1947]

LOL!!

[assassinofassyria]

GENIUS PURE FUKIN GENIUS

[assassinofassyria]

funny ass george, fuk tucker, tucker suks, and fuk tuckers frend KYLE! LOL ROFLMAO! =-)

[Zgamer618]

Fuck Tucker, Tucker Sucks.

[BukkakeMaestro69]

Oh shut up! Just cuz you're names Todd doesn';t mean you gotta dick on george. George is a god!

Bukkake!!!

[oth90]

i showed this to a friend named flynn and he found this hilarious!!

[DontBeAfraidToCare]

But is George a real name?

[bloody0angel147]

i know a kid named windsor O.o wtf is that??!! carlin rules!! i gotta show this to my cosin, his name is dylan!!

[joekalteich]

Fuck Tucker, Tucker Sucks.

[Rakward]

Which show is this from?

[Ziao85]

jammin through new york...i think

[viggoofcarpathia]

Elijah, Owen, Caleb, and Wyatt are also bad ones. Fucking irritating.

George can put insight to anything. I wonder where he gets these ideas, especially since he is sober now and has been through rehab.

[KaleDavid]

you know what names piss me off?? hunter and gunner... what the fuck kind of names are those... those are adjectives... not names... god damnit!!

[TheHopelessLost]

MY NAME IS TODD SO STAFU

[gentlegiant582002]

lol... we actually had a kid named eggbert in our grade school!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LyndonJohnson1968]

What about Ted? Isn't that a real name? (I'm Ted0

[wpscz]

Todd, Coddy, Dilan ,Tucker LOL

what he said at the end is probably true

[jen8933]

AND if you name him kevin he will probably be gay.

i knew of this boy named raphael-can you believe it? born like 5 or 6 yrs ago. add to that the poor kid has a speech problem...he's doomed.

[zombiemonster]

My name is Flynn

Flynn Nicholls

yeah the son of Bernie Nicholls

seriously

[simonsaays]

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK YOU DOOSH.

[clamybamy]

learn to spell douche

[simonsaays]

o yeeeah brah! thanks for the tip!

[clamybamy]

your welcome asshole

[simonsaays]

oh snap. what ever shall i do. you really shouldnt put videos of "special" children on your account. they have rights too.

[clamybamy]

LMAO thats a good one thats not me and you went on my account to see the videos i put when clearly that has nothing to do with this so SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP CHACGEING THE SUBJECT.

[simonsaays]

DOOSH!

[TuckerX187]

LOOL

[Wafflesaurus]

my name (Phil) is a real name :D

[tamclutcher]

I know I may sound like an ass for bringing this up,

but does anyone know if this bit from Complaints and Grievances was done after that "Todd" Glass TV special where he made fun of George?

[berceuse23]

"whatever happened to Eddie? he was here a minute ago"

[jetfreak4]

I love this routine, one of my favorite Carlin performances.

[RainMan34]

I love this!

[SicBoy417]

Yes! My name's Eddie! Now I get bonus introduction points if I meet George Carlin.

[TuckerX187]

My name is Tucker. No not just my username, but my real name, and this is fucking hilarious. XD

"Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks"

[cheketo1414]

thanx for not taking it seriously =]

[piratebri]

Yep, Tucker does suck. :) But it's not your fault though. That douche bag on CNN with the bowtie gave all your Tucker's a bad name. :/

[brandon112586]

He's on MSNBC.

[IITallikaII]

"Fuck Tucker, Tucker Sucks."

One of THE funniest, Carlin quotes.

[jetfreak4]

Lighten up all you people named Todd and Tucker. It's comedy for Christ-sakes. My name is Andrew. If he said Andrew was a terrible name, I'd laugh it off like it was a joke. George is becoming less of a name these days as a matter of a fact...how many young people named George do you see these days?