Sponge Bob Square Penis - The Color of Urine!

[Stephie2007]

you do know that grabbing a child by the hair and flinging him across the room is child abuse right? I mean where were the parents during your outburst. Nothing personal, but I don't find the idea of grabbing a child by the hair and throwing him across the room very protective. I find it hurtful and tramatic to the child.

[THErealUNDEAD1]

yah right old man the company made spongebob have a penis on his on purpose i swear some religions r sensitive about anything in the religion the funny part is most arent they live a normal life let there kids WATCH what they want but go to hurch on sundays those people r cool but the 65 to 83 year olds think everything is bad rock band a movie a game a product i mean cmon have some fun u only live once

[LadyYedeje]

Satire is seriously lost on some people.

[sonicgaming14]

let me give you some advice

1.get of youtube and delete your account

2.go to a cathoic church and get reconciled

3.sit at home and read the catholic bible

4.watch sponebob again without your head upside down or falling asleep

5.thank me over and over again

this is the perfect remedy to get rid of your perverted mind,perv

[EvilMakeBabyCry]

So true and so funny. :D :D

[coin409]

Fail I watch it. And no, his penis never came out.

[CommandoMomo]

YOU FAIL AT LIFE. DIE ALREADY! BURN IN HELL YOU EVIL WHORE! JESUS HATES YOU!

[looolz26]

lol this is fucking genius

[JrockFTW22]

best troll in the world xD

i'm addicted to his videos, he is so funny xDD

[FlyingMermaid09]

Hmm, did you know that SpongeBob SquarePants is on Nickelodon, not Cartoon Network??? imbiclies. YOU ALL ARE JUST FAKE!!

[thefakeyeti]

To truly get the humor of this I had to do a image search for spongebob...

[GuineaPigsRule123]

You dumbass child abuser!!!!!! I don't give a shit how religous you are you need to get your stupid ass in jail. Admitting that you abused a child over YouTube not smart!!

[sewagedweller]

darn retard , you are so stupid that you cant even see a joke for what it is .

[dday0881]

Fucktard this is satire. Look up Landover Baptist Church.

[Kemonokami]

You suck!

[jpopfan90]

ignorant ass motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!

[Amaterasuize]

Pastor, you are so right, and I leeerv youuuu!

[allpowersrise]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA you're so fucking ignorant.

Also sounds like you have an obsession with penises, fag.

[Sketchy2009Studios]

wow ur a perve who would think of that you are just an idiot its a kidshow not a satan show

[shadowvstails1]

domb@ss donkey thats what i say to him

[redsniper041]

Shponge Bob Shkware Penish? Isn't that what I heard?

[dylonias]

oh yeah. gotta be a joke

[sportyollie44]

is this guy for real

[Redsailo88]

this guy can kiss batman's yellow ass and suck robin's black fat hairy dick

[misssnowsong]

oh so it is a joke XD

[vannie27]

Wow people its obviously a piss take, you people getting mad must be some of the 'ignorant' christians out there.

[mucast]

Too much fluoride in the water...

[uppolica]

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[bartman1337]

kill yourself

[AcrylicOnion]

LOL

[ouazaki]

omg

[regiusmerlin]

didn't Our Lord say that violence isn't justified? Then why did you throw the kid, you fucking Fake Pastor?

[arturo000]

FUCK YOU!!!You have to be the gayes faggat ever..i swear...Sponges are yellow...therefore spongebob is yellow...and ur the pervert for thinking that kinda shit...so FUCK YOU!!!!i didnt even look at spongebo like that u fag fuck u fag

[PastorJames65]

Your going to burn in hell forever, arturo. Your no Christian.

[arturo000]

lol.....see you there then!

[jmcanoy1860]

you do know this is a joke, right?

[PastorJames65]

It's real. Pastor Deacon Fred is part of my church.

[daydreamerX100]

a fake church, from a fake website, based in a fake city, get over yourself

[arturo000]

this guys is crazy!! hes the one with the perverted mind.....i love Sponge bob.

[aquarius129]

pee and urine... that's redundant.

[Lemtoad829]

He is a troll lol

[ShadowDragon0007]

Dude who dosen't watch Sponge Bob if you're like 8

[AZPadawanGirl]

this guy REALLY needs a life, and to do something Godly, like I don't know... helping the homeless? Ending domestic abuse? Stopping hunger? Some Christian he is.

[lotismaster]

Hahahha

Something I actually agree on with this guy.

SPONGEBOB SUCKS!!!

[jamieoscar]

Guys lighten up. It's a joke..

[ivanivakine]

this just goes to show you what people think of christians because they haven't even thought this might be satire.

[Spoothead12]

Wow, this dumbass knows sponges are yellow, right?

[emar212001]

people, this is just a joke :)

[DoubleYouTeeEf101]

lol. is he being serious? seriously, i want to know.

[ecdubdude]

Hi, i totally agree!... just not with u, FUCK YOU CUNT SNIFFER

[meigscountyreb]

I'm ashamed there are people out there that act like this... to give this man fodder for this stereotype. People that would act and say things like in his parodies... I would hesitate to call them "Christians." They obviously think they can do no wrong. But Thankfully, those kind of "Christians" are in the minority. I hope some real Christians can show this guy that's not what it's all about.

[ATPJBstudios]

this is why i hate baptist

[radicalrodger]

Please do not judge the baptist church by this cult who claim to be baptist, they are all so lost I don't even know where to begin.

[FormicHiveQueen]

You do know that Landover Baptists are atheists, right? The church is just a parody to help them point out the flaws in Christianity.

[CanderousXOrdo]

@FormicHiveQueen Are you serious? O.o

[greetingsearthlings1]

sponge bob pe pe pants...lol

[angelheart54322]

ummm..... u grabbed u grandchild by the hair....which knocked him out..... to save him from watching a childrens show about a sponge...... ya and plus ur head has to b way down deep in the gutter to think that spongebobs face looks like a penis

i personaly hate that show, not for the same reasons his voice is anoying and plus its just stupid not worth getting all worked up over

GOD BLESS U!

[thormagma]

see, this is why i hate religion.

[MonarchMax]

lol, it's just a satire :)

[Awesome13531]

Spongebob Squarepants is on Nickelodeon not Cartoon Network

[greysxcullen12]

lmaoooo. this guys amazing!! thats hilarious!! oh my gosh!! :D:D:D:D:D

[autumnangel228]

wow. It's called Commedia Del Arte. Sponge Bob and Squidward are made to look like Pantalone but Sponge Bob acts like Arlecchino. But of course knowing this would require you to read something other then the Bible and I'm sure your cult, I mean "Church", wouldn't like you to suddenly start making sence.

[autumnangel228]

the Bible and I'm sure your cult, I mean "Flock", wouldn't like you to suddenly start making sence.

[radicalrodger]

I agree this in nothing more than a cult.

[spongebobfan107]

:'(

[Hatchetboy9011]

God this guy is a total psycho, I mean are you kidding me? And don't worry about your grandson, probably suffering from brain damage or trauma, Lord knows we need to protect ourselves from a talking yellow sponge... I mean Satan!

[belovedskeptic]

this is a joke...this group makes fun of the radical right people such as westboro baptist church

[nathhha]

I tink that guy is very but vry crazy....he have a problem in is head...wtf colr of urine...spongebob?...Dude, is just a color and a cartoon leave us alon with God...I think that he have other think to do whit people like you to be worry about the color of a cartoon..

[CRobertGray]

Now I know it's time for some Krabby Patties

[aml1890]

wait....is this for real?....i cant believe anyone would be so psycho

[PinkFloydrulez]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDXDX­dxXDXdXDXdxD

[alexsimms]

pee AND urine? wow, that's special!

[Jtaylor1]

PINGAS!

[theblob34]

sponge bob rules lol

[Fanon99]

rofl this guy is great

[2DGorillaz192000]

Lmfao, well at least I'll admit my mistake and laugh it off. I tried looking this stuff up and this is all a parody. Thank goodness, I thought this guy really was fucking nuts! :P

[2DGorillaz192000]

First, satan was attacking us through rock songs played backwards, now satan is attacking us through cartoons watched upside down! OH NO!

Is the sun evil? Is the yield light evil? After all, THEY'RE THE COLOR OF PEE AND URINE! XD

[2DGorillaz192000]

Firstly, cartoons are made to be watched with your head right side up, not upside down. Secondly, he is the one that made the connection to a penis from a pair of eyes and a nose so who really is the pervert here? Thirdly, flinging a child across the room may save him from the devil but it's also child abuse lol XD. Finally, pee and urine is the same thing so of course they have the same color, duh. Man this guy is a dumbass. It's scary to know there are people who follow this guy.

[weedfreak187]

Ha people theses days are fuckin nuts....my sandwich is tastin good to

[teganrules]

Pleash tell me thish ish a joke.

[MIkeDaBBoy]

FUCK YOU!!!You have to be the gayes faggat ever..i swear...Sponges are yellow...therefore spongebob is yellow...and ur the pervert for thinking that kinda shit...so FUCK YOU!!!!i didnt even look at spongebo like that u fag fuck u fag

[1kingofutube]

Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IHateWalsoc2000]

Keep showing me the way pastor!

[DevilButtKicker]

Why does this remind me of Westboro Baptist Church?

[personofhighinterest]

Pastor Deacon Fred once again leading the way to Salvation.

[Balldez]

PRAISE! Glorah.

[FPiccioli]

WOW this pastor sees penis everywhere..hmmmmm one has to wonder about that. I wonder why....?

[stopcicles]

Amen! Sponge Bob is fucking our children... in their tender, young minds! He's corrupting their soft brain tissue with his steaming, yellow demon-ejaculate and he ought not do it!

[KateKaoticKation]

Maybe thats why I watch sponge bob

[rawritsrainx3]

wow.

you are impressive

PIG

[SenorJuanDiablo]

Dumbass, Spongebob is on Nickelodeon, not Cartoon Network. =/

[mugmugmug11]

i bet "your" son is crossed.

[Balldez]

Landover is a real church. I have had the honor of attending it and hearing sermons by Pastor Deacon Fred.

[FPiccioli]

the HONOR??? This guy is an ignorant non Christian hick? Are you nuts? This guy is not only a wacki..he is even ignorant of his own religion. A real Church? LOL I think not

[Balldez]

Pastor Deacon Fred not only heads the greatest church in the world but he is also the greatest living Biblical scholar.

Pastor Deacon Freds can speak directly to God. The only other people that I know of who can speak directly to God and have God speak back to them is our Godly President Bush, Pastor John Haggee and John McCain.

[Stoattim]

Kill the delivery people of the devil. Begone you catalogue cunt-dwellers. Amen

[Stoattim]

Dear Pastor.

We here in the god-heavy united kingdom of Jesus have our own heathen cartoon.

It comes in the form of Postman PatMyCock - a supposedly loveable mail delivery guy, who deceives godly young men with the help of a colourful vehicle and foul-whispering feline.

Please help us to rid the United KINGdom of this evil influence. Should this continue, every postman with a relatively attractive pet will be able to seduce the innocent from their path. 2nd Class delivery? Oh Jesus.

[Anarkokommunist]

Does this guy come from Westboro? XD

[djdec13]

spongebob square penis

[Balldez]

Sponge Bob is a tool of the homosexuals and lesbeans who hate Christian values. Pastor Deacon Fred is trying to save America from perverts and other liberals.

[TykeRacerz]

spongebob n u SUCK ASS

[samanthablack13]

Sponge bob is a CARTOON, i swear the people of America read to much into things now-a-days. You get one sponge, and starfish, and suddenly they're sex tools by the homosexuals to persuade young minds. You people are Pathetic!

[AngryKeegan]

I thank Pastor Fred for pointing out the Sponge Bob is a penis. It's just more proof of the Satanic culture is trying inflitrate are beautiful Godly country, but Bob is nothing compared to that evil Harry Potter and his homosexual master Dumbledumb! God Bless America! USA, USA, USA

[360nos]

wtf

[KarmixRazz]

It's a satire!!! pastor deacon fred is an atheist!!! It's all a joke!!! The landover baptists is just a satire on the westboro baptist church, he doesn't really think like that, he's a normal person! All the videos are just normal atheist jokes by a normal atheist person can't you thick commenters see that?? Rally, some people are just so dumb.

[joshuaat7]

fuck you asshole i love s bob

[superpickle26]

And he calls us Catholics sick

[DTentGurl]

...WTF... Wow....um....Ok that's....interesting....

Mary with the Cherry and her son the late J.C would be proud.

[B3nny56]

wow, colour of pee AND urine

[Sergei91]

Uhhm, " Pastor " Deacon Fred, you need to stop getting pon Youtube representing Baptists because you are not a Christian im sorry.

[myrmecia1977]

What in the name of Jesus H Christ are you trying to say? Keep up impinging this fine man of god and you will end up being sodomised by demons for all eternity. (They have big scaly penises which will hurt like hell if you're wondering) Cease your godless criticism of the holy man and repent before you become Satan's bitch.

[Sergei91]

May Jesus Christ forgive you for your madness and disrespect, i pray for you, i really do, people these people are not true Christians do not think that us Christians are as evil as they are.

In the name of Jesus Christ i aks you to stop your Madness!!!!

[myrmecia1977]

Its satire you tool

[Sergei91]

Thats no excuse, you think is funny? this aint funny... ya'll needs to stop playin like that, all you can do is attack somebody verbally...get a life..

[BenAliGtor]

And another thing! Spongebob's best buddy, Patrick, is shaped like a pentagon- a Satanic symbol! Coincidence? I think not!

Ha ha ha ! April Fool! (two months and 20 days belated-I know)

[FailuresNotJizzering]

I wanna suck on spongebob's square penis!:D If you wanna find out more about spongebob's sexuality, check out Gay Spongebob Interview!:D This shizzle is off duh hook! Wicki wicki werd son! Check it out yall!:D

[babyyamie1]

just wondering but is this real

[Flanclanman]

Nope.

[DANITA47]

man, u are too funny!! keep fuckin with The Blievers!

[Kokeecola]

hmm, i think he likes little boy's penis. and he is a child abuser, and pee and urine is the same thing you fucking idiot.

[SHULAFLACA]

This guy is sooooo perverted he sees everything sexual. lol

He sees the character of monsters ink as a green testicle and now sponge bob as a yellow penis? lol

Sir I think you should seek professional help. Talk about the priest who made you confess sexual things to him. I think that's the key to all this sexual content in your mind.

Oh yeah and us Mexicans, will NEVER be your slaves! :)

God Bless You!

[COCOPUFF093]

protestants suck dick

[ICPtATuFangirl]

xDDD

[RufusTheWize]

you should have you own show people would watch it,your just sooooooo funny

[craan32]

it is satirizing super fundamentalist on theres even a disclaimer on the website and as for Sponge Bob not being appropriate when n was the last time you watched a looney tunes cartoon all the characters even bugs are constantly trying to kill each other many minor characters who are only seen in one episode die and as Dave Chappelle says Pepi Le Pue is a rapist.

[LadyDarkquette]

I wonder how you can live with yourself .

you douche-bag!

[illnevertell3]

HEY! SPONGE BOB'S MY LOVER! xp lol

[rainier116th]

Although I know that this video is satire, I must say that I agree with Pastor Deacon Fred on this subject... Sponge bob is a homosexual and I dont believe the content in this cartoon is appropriate for the age group that it is directed toward... Coyote and Road runner, buggs bunny, daffy duck, now those are more appropriate for children to watch... Sponge bob square pants is locked out of my programming due to the power of the parental control button.. Be the boss of what your kid watches

[Ravanous]

Let's stop telling people it's not real, people. It's funnier when they think it is.

[CrienOutLowd]

This is hilarious! It doesn't take long to realize this "pastor" is having everyone on. Thanks for the laughs, Fred!

[HCShannon]

Spongebob airs on Nickelodeon!

[sonickid0qywter]

HAHAHAHAHAH OMG This guy need his own tv show

he's funny does he do other immpressions?

[Budskee420]

THIS.......ISN't.......REAL people. I dont understand how you could think for a second the lanoverbaptist church is real.

[militantpoet08]

no it is...

it really is sadly..

[maicog]

YOU NEED A FAT COCK IN YOUR MOUTH TO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY YOU know that that wont work because you have had many and still cant get enough so you keep posting this SHIT on YOUTUBE. YOU ARE A BAD PREACHER AND TAINT THE BAPTIST CHURCH. YOU ARE MAKING BAPTIST LOOK like racist bigots. IF YOU ARE GOING TO REPRESENT BAPTIST REPRESENT THEM WELL OR DONT REPRESENT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoodJobGuy]

its a kid's tv show, and as far as looking at sponge bob upside down and seeing a penis and two ball, we all know what is on his mind.

[jellyfishattack]

Holy flying fuck, I can't believe anyone actually thinks this is real...

[BlaineKatsura]

I don't know if you're a Christian or just a loony radical. You can't be Christian since you pulled your grandson by his hair and knocked him out, as you put it. You're just a loony radical. Your own pride has blinded you to who Jesus really is.

[daniellewalker78]

OMG it's a satire! It's not real! LOL

[woodwardg]

"It's wrong, and they ought not do it!" lol

[lisamariefan]

Gives a new meaning to "Are ya ready kids??!" :P

[middlekk]

Not Spongebob! Squidward!! Look at Squidward upside down. He's a giant ball sac with a penis for a nose.

Squidward is the antichrist.

Thank you, Deacon Pastor Fred, for warning us!!!

[MrsCamui]

Hilarous!

[carpeyourmom]

Sponge Bob Square Penis! hilarious... then some self-admitted child abuse. what a winner.

[overmind25]

LOL!

[Virgilx711]

Honestly, you people who think he's even remotely serious need to kill yourselves. I'm not joking, your continued existence is an actual threat to the stability of humankind. No, I'm not overstating or joking around, you are an actual threat to the collective intelligence of the human race. If I could kill you myself without lawful retribution, I would, as you seem to be forever beyond the influence of education and critical thinking and are therefore dangerous people.

[Boudiga]

Amen!

[sirrefms]

Amen!! And Praise the sweet name of Jesus, He will smote them all!

[joehill4]

Thank you, Thank you, I am so glad you are protective of your family. what's a few strands of hair, and a possible seizure compared to eternity in hell. Praise the lord.

[joehill4]

I ment brain damage, praise the lord for letting me realize my error. now i wont go to hell for confusing seizure and brain damage.

[themagicalamount]

you fucking bitch!!your going to hell for dissin spongebob!!i fucking hate YOU!!

[rainier116th]

fuck sponge bob faggot pants.this program brainwashes our children into sissy faggot lovers... sponge bob seems like a pillow bitin' ass clown to me, these cartoons breed the "politically correct" nonsense that is responsible for the "pussification" of todays youth.what happened to bugs bunny and yosimite sam,elmer fudd and daffy duck,(less corrupting cartoons) we cant even play tag, or cowboys and indians without being insensitive to some so called minority. kill the faggot has even been banned

[wowitsjonnn]

If u dont know what satire is, ur a fuck face. wich is half of you

now spam this comment

[iloveipods2]

haha u could see he almost started laughing!!!

[SatanicScreamers]

lol wut a hill billy retart

[lommylom]

the first time i seen this guy he pissed me off,know hes just funny. i feel bad if he really thinks this way.

[UserFriendly666]

FUCK THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING RETARDED FUCK HIM I LOVE SPONGEBOB AND HE APPARENTLY DOESENT KNOW WAT A PENIS LOOKS LIKE cause he dont have one fuckin child abuser dickhead

[Desertrosexx]

Can you say Parody! :) Relax!!!

[Polishbojo]

Well i dont know if it is. I went to the web site and at first it seems like a joke, but if you go to the forums, well i dont know, the people seem to be pretty serious.

[tehWIPEshroomz]

Man he's twisted, even I hadn't noticed that :DDDD

[xwb9447]

Its crazy how many people take these landover vids seriously and get their panties all in a wad because they disagree with pastor deacon Fred.

[realxgame]

hahahaha spongebob squarepenis muahaha

[Kalsingh]

LMFAO

[batukhan]

Hahaha nice one! Very good impression

[SubaruXT6]

the guy should be in jail. for tossin his son and knockin him out cold. You gay ass mother fucker!

[capnskittle]

It's a parody.

[ghostbuster2007]

lol he bitch slapped his son, any chance of seeing a video of that?

[Naej27]

This guy needs a psychiatrist FAST!!!

[hautxtalons]

I don't know whether this is trying to be funny or serious. Cause it's neither...

[stafarijah]

youre retarded, it's satirical

[rickyerin]

Alright, so you pretty much say we're all devil worshippers because we watch a harmless t.v. show and yet you look over the fact that you just said that you THREW your grandson across the room. Let me get this stright Sponge Bob = Evil, Abuse = Good. Right, dude you better be joking or your going to get killed one day for this shit.

[yousini]

Jesus bless you Pastor.

[rickyerin]

your joking right? you believe this shit?

[yousini]

shield your young, for the horned one is ever watchful.

[rickyerin]

What? please this dude is joking.

[tybrady64]

God bless you Pastor Deacon!! You just saved your grandson from an ETERNITY in hell. I get goosebumps just thinking about your timely act of heroism.

[conorconnor]

your head is the color of ass!

[Kalyth]

Really hope this is a fake...

This is hilarious!!!

[slowpokecat]

guess you can fool some of the people all the time. he's a joke folks.

[voodoochile6169]

Homosexuality is in the bible. the great king Xerxes is referred Ahasuerus, the King in the Book of Esther in the bible. hmmm. also Xerxes is in the movie Aladdin. Zoroastrianism.