Craig Ferguson 6/17/10B Late Late show MONOLOGUE

[YGnoRMSter]

non-live geoff sucks imo, great show any ways though the audience is shite

[jess401]

I like both Harry Potter and Twilight

[theofficefan731]

I love it when he acts like his show is shit... when really, it's the best late night show on television. Screw Letterman and Leno, Craig is where it's at!

[spohtalker]

love the suit!!! n adidas shoes, they are that fast :P

[ToiToiToiHerrKaleun]

dear mr ferguson please stop hitting the camera every night right before the monologue i dont likt that. i dont like the face your making then. thank you. apart from that great show.

[GiveMeVicodine]

That’s right, I won! ;)

[tenfangirl]

Doctor Who = Harry Potter > > > > > Twilight

[HermioneSamara]

To be honest, I love Harry Potter and Twilight but if faced with a choice of one or the other, I'm going to say "screw this shit, I'm joining the Whovians!"

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

I googled it.

[teacherofcrazy]

i was just about to google it when craig made the suggestion and i'm still laughing

[ZappyFight]

As a Potter fan and Whovian...I totally agree. Fifty years of insanity has nothing on Twilight or HP!

[fishSG1]

Doctor WHO IS THE BEST

[Theoncomingstorm97]

Doctor Who fans would definitely win! Ha, forget the sparkly vampire, we got a madman with a box! :D

[NuttyShooter]

haha .. I turned on the " transcribe captions" option and when he said "the usual rubish" at the end .. captions said "the israelis" (rofl)

[Im4U1992]

I love Hary Potter and Craig Ferguson, their great. SKREW Twilght, it sucks!!! Craig is soo funny though, "suck mountain" lol... so true :)

[Pikawil64]

Hello Potter and Twlight fans! Who takes on Fandom, takes the Internet! But bad news everyone - cause guess Who! Hah! Except you lot - all whining about the place, it's very distracting. Could you all just stay still for a minute because we are talking! Now question of the hour is who's got the Internet? Answer: we do - next question, who's coming to take it from us? Come on - look at us!

[QUINNYDX]

@Pikawil64 Lol, nice one mate!

[Meimi132]

HECK YEAH!!! Us Whovians would kick Twilight+HP fans asses!!

[joy9585]

Suck Mountain...hahaha! Oh, and I was totally reaching for my dictionary to look up capricious when he said it...he can read my mind!

[sprinkleddonutful]

i love the way that craig's blue eye's sparkle in almost the same fashion as geoff's when he says, "so are you!" (9:36)...just an observation :)

[ronnysoeberg]

Capricious (comparative more capricious, superlative most capricious) 1. Impulsive and unpredictable; determined by chance, impulse, or whim

Examples: I almost died in a capricious winter storm. Stringent rulers are unlikely to act capriciously.

You're welcome.

[mookielovesgod]

:):):)

[haggis316]

Tight pants = distracting. Not that I'm complaining or anything, but I might have to watch this again. Just to make sure I didn't miss any jokes...

[Notownsoad]

You know that he (the president) WILL have the power to shut off the internet, thats scary stuff ..im glad Craig is the only one who says the truth AND actually cares...of course he mixes it up with jokes..but we all need a job lol. Craig, a true American.

[pendleaussie]

Capricious: Impulsive and unpredictable; determined by chance, impulse, or whim

[skkoz]

i actually started to google that before he told me to. i swear, he can read minds.

[sweetForgiveness]

@skkoz haha how cool! i said "shut up" to the hobos before he does xd

[WeynWild]

Craig and Geoff flirting? break me off a piece of that!

[astrobeen]

"wanna go and google that? ... I'll wait." Craig and Geoff are on their game tonight.

[Unitronus]

This monolouge is making me cry, lol!

[myrickman]

"You want me for other things.....don't you" well yes I do Craig

you keep reading my mind : )

seriously it stating to creep me out.

btw Thks for the post : )

[terentule]

Yes, I do, Craig ;).

Btw.love the ending :D

[trellskig]

PANTS, SNUG, CAN'T STOP LOOKING...W00T!

[robertlaberge]

7:51 to see this sketch, just enter:

Craig Ferguson - JK Rowling Show

[BornToLiveForever]

Harry Potter + Doctor Who + Craig Ferguson = Too awesome to describe.

[Sumblueguy41]

Damn, JK really let herself go since writing that last book....

[WendiTheP00h]

I love Harry Potter & Dr. Who :D

also, I love my tastey Scottish comedian. :)

[Bini9]

I love this show! funniest comedian at the momen imo

but

sorry for being a d*** but I don't like the "it's a great day for america" thing he does

[bubblywums]

I love how he says 'Harry Potter' with his accent, compared to the American/British accent. 'Pott-er' instead of 'Pot-ter'. I know, random. Just something I think about when he talks. <3

[coramonster]

I AM a Doctor Who fan!

[Aleksey634]

@coramonster *gasp* ME TOO!! O_O LOL

[Aleksey634]

Doctor Who-ians triumph over ALL!!!

LOL ^_^

[thomascenteno]

i actually googled it capricious

[tnmstube]

@thomascenteno

thx.

I only came here to see how capricious is spelled so I can google it.

[in my defense, English isn't my native language]

[thomascenteno]

@tnmstube you're welcome

[midnightblossom21]

I'm a Potter and Twilight fan, more hardcore for Harry though and not ashamed of that side :) yes, i like Twilight and yes i love to insult it and love when Craig does it too :P

[kubek]

What does he mean with "ok not now, give him a couple more years" ?

[maewe]

thank you whoever bought those trousers

[SilentBloedius]

looks like he finally has a suit that actually fits him

[marrydruli]

The Harry Potter theme park should be in London,where it started.

I'm not from London,nor England ,but I think the atmosphere of the park would be kept more authentic in London.

[BentonRox]

@marrydruli There's a lot to be said for having a theme park where there's more sun than rain. ;)

[marrydruli]

@BentonRox

I agree..but at least other place than Florida.There is sun in a lot of cities and countries all over the world (lol) ,that would keep the atmosphere better . :D

[sandyDE543]

"Call the fire department, he´s hot tonight!"

And they wouldn´t even have to bring their big hose.

You know...because Craig already has one...o, never mind.

[MissBananaHappy]

New suit O_O new snug suit O_O And the day Craig admits he love Harry Potter is the day am HAPPY :D

[captainkwerk]

I think I like Geoff more and more every night for reasons of awesomeness.

[n39smm]

Dr. Who - Favorite

Craig - Favorite

Together - Cannot comprehend the awesomeness. Favorite.

[szaroslampa]

@n39smm same here. it makes me giggle every time he mentions doctor who on the show.

[Laihoistheman]

@szaroslampa GAH i wish he would get Matt Smith on the show.

[CapriciousBellamy]

I may have shrieked at my TV when Craig mentioned us Who fans. Just when I thought he couldn't get any more awesome... <3

[neolynxer]

How do you spell this capricious word?

[CapriciousBellamy]

@neolynxer Like... this. :) Lol.

[neolynxer]

@CapriciousBellamy lol. U really did't have to register this account to explain ))

[CapriciousBellamy]

@neolynxer Er... that would be weird. I've had this account since December, actually, if you had checked...

[WeynWild]

Way to go Craig on more Twilight bashing! Potter >>>>> Twilight

[warning05]

Was it just me or are those trousers tight tonight? Not that I'm just staring but I'd just like to say I'm very grateful ;)

[TVsCraigFerguson]

@warning05 I believe my exact words last night were: Hot diggity damn that looks tasty!

[lmlannoo]

@warning05 I was thinking same thing!

[evavigo]

@warning05 Ok, I was going to comment on the fact that maybe it was me, but that suit looks really nice, in spite of being brown. But i see it's not just me, hehe!! It looks better than the infamous tight grey suit that must be on a basement somewhere, or on the hands of a creepy fan (any of us really, hehe!!), less tight but better.

[evavigo]

@evavigo Oh, i didn't mean "infamous" grey suit, i meant famous, God i loved that suit!!

[krusader85]

geoff is spot on. He is hot tonight