Mean Machine 2001 (Part 8)

[GiorgakisAEL]

At 6:28 i remember him at Green Street Hooligans !!! +1 if is TRUE !!!

[oress86]

great movie!! but something is weird at 6:43 he drops his hat and closes the door with hat on.. hes kinda fast if u ask me! he should go make money from poker

[TheZeeshan21]

what song is it at 5:32

[eyalgracyani889]

the monk fucking rocks

[MediaHallofFame]

"you never know how disappointed pol are until you let them down " well how else are you supposed to know

[9piez]

6 people got worse than danny dyer..

[9piez]

6 people got worse than danny dyer.

[swastikausa]

funniest bit of the movie is chiv och away the fuck man you were a hero in scotland.

[XxBontOxX]

look at the first two thumbnails beside this lmao

[arghydoodles]

man

she didnt kiss; she fucking ate his face.

[glasgowtalisman]

licky licky lick lick broadhurst lovely 

[JokkeHimSelf]

@glasgowtalisman But where is Broadhurst ??

[antsman88]

@JokkeHimSelf its a made up place using the names 'Broadmoor' psychiatric hospital and 'Parkhurst' maximum security prison. they're both fairly notorius - particularly broadmoor so i think the implication is he's being taken to the worst place they could find.

[TerminalCriticism]

"BY THE TIME THE ORDERLIES ARE FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BLOW YOU FUCKING NOSE!!"

Always thought that was one badass line.

[BUDAGREEN1]

lernty your right about the movie being better and I like 2 play soccer 2. No im not american im canadian BUT football is also a good sport that u probably haven't tried, so don't be so quick to stereotype a people or sport you narrow minded kid. Yes steriods don't belong in any sport except body building. Im not trying 2 be a prick but neither should you. P.S im going 2 buy this movie thanks 4 the post!

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

when people are talking about the american version do they mean that adam sandler movie? because yeah guy richie>sandler anyday

[jason3543]

i hate that music when you see him amkeing the bomb

[bohdan1997]

poor sentimental old fart i kinda liked

[jnrgw]

that is the best line in any movie love it

your forgeting 1 thing you where a hero in scotland fucking class

[durner1]

whats the big black guys name.??

[DjSpike0]

@durner1 Billy bob Joe

[DjSpike0]

@durner1 Joke

[gggggsa1]

sad.....

[Rastam8]

Is it just me or doesn't it seem weird that they buried the old guy out in the courtyard like a dog with a wooden cross instead of a gravestone.

[danny793]

yea like they wud get a gravestone in a prison, the guards wudnt give a shit

[scumgod13]

Why did they hurt that guy?

[yurihammo]

I actually realise that the bald black guy is the Afroman "Rory Breaker" from Lock Stock and 2 Smoking barrels!! perhaps i am mistaken, hence correct me if i am wrong

[Kniteborne]

and the black dude with the dreds is from snatch

[adelllerom]

oh wooow. this guy, massive, is the same as that from lock, stock and 2 smoking barrells :O:O now that's how you can tell that an actor is good. when you don't even realize it's the same guy that you've seen in other movies.

[ruhez]

Whos that blond woman in the film?

[ragw33d]

Sally Phillips

[nolungshoodlummir]

what do they mean funny farm?

[TinyTim121]

Mental institute

[GBRSilverDragon]

Yep, Mental Hospitals

[Steevels]

To use an old term it's an insane asylum

[ragw33d]

padded cells full of nut jobs in other words a psycho prison

[judyalta]

Hold on a minute I thought you were not supposed to have sex in training season??

[rossanimations]

the origanal was The Mean Machine in 1970s then it was Mean Machine 2001 then it was Longest Yard adam sandlers film

[sirajb11]

sad that doc diead

[acdcthekingsofrock]

i hate that they killed doc :( i really liked him

[LDNROCK]

You're catching the ghost train out of here, to the FUNNY FARM =D

LMAO

[sweetiepie0017]

the sex scene shoud have been longer hahaha joking

[s654voe13]

ye totally

[rick271256]

@sweetiepie0017 i dont think u were really joking :D, no im just kidding lol lol lol!

[macewindu064]

@sweetiepie0017

I'm not..

It SHOULD have been longer.

[imnoobish]

wth is the longest yard?? ^^

[raigami]

the original version to this movie, where burt reynolds actually looked like a man after he shaved that God-awful beard/mustache

[ls4ever999]

the longest yard is an american flim. i havent watched it but its supposed to be like the mean machine

[10creative10]

@ls4ever999 complete copy of mean machine lol still good though!!

[tubeyoukonto]

:( poor pld man

[SpazBite370]

longest yard (new and old) and this movie kick ass!!!!

[euan777]

whats the song 4:30 - 5:44

[rabskiri]

so that's why it's the same..

[rabskiri]

this film remind me of adam sedler's movie.. which is (the longest yard)

[joshuagarysmith16]

longest yard is based on mean machine

[Huganis]

No mean machine is based on the original longest yard from the 70's staring Burt Reynolds.

[adrhow]

this argument is on every single page of each of the parts of this movie...just 2 sum up it went burt reynolds longest yard then mean machine then adam sandler in the longest yard...now every1 shut the fuk up!!!

[Lech6253]

BUT ITS WAS MAD EARLIER

[Davisbigboy976]

Their team is called mean machine

[123robm123]

Omid is quality in this film, so is danny dyer

[shaQur]

what's the song from 4:40 to 5:41 ?

[WildCardDave]

@shaQur It's Called Adagio I think, but John Murphy used it again in 28 Days Later. (And the sequel) It's called Franks Death- Soldiers or Kiss of Death. It's on both soundtracks on itunes.

[skipp3rs]

longest yard c opied this movie except it is american football

[billysinksships]

longest yard was made in 1974 with burt reynolds.

[123robm123]

you're a dumbass. This is a british interpretation of the longest yard.

[skipp3rs]

this was made before the new longest yard, and that is the longest yard i am talking about. They did like the exacy same thing and followed the exact same story line.

[123robm123]

the new longest yard has the same storyline as the old longest yard, so if this copies the old longest yard, then of course the new one has the same storyline as this

[Switch4evr]

in the longest yard (new version) there are about 4 wrestlers in it stone cold steve austin great khali and goldberg and another 1 GREAT FILM!!!

[jim300123]

kevin nash

[paddyking101]

mean machine was based on the 1974 film the longest yard, then they remade ittt again withdam sandler

[Oblivion1821]

what the name of the song at 7:42 and later??

[mescalero78]

i just realised that guard is tommy hatcher (GSH), probs should have got it before now

[stevith2001]

mean machine came second to the original longest yard which was iight but this is a much better movie

[ChelseyCSD]

Great Film!

Love Vinnie;) HOTT

[papigluyas]

this movie is good but "the longest yards" RULEEESSS yeahhh the best movie ever

[TehhSmoothCriminal]

Err No Mate?

[RatedRMatt]

For all the tit heads out there longest aint a rip off. The longest was American football movie years and years ago. So Mean Machine is a rip off =]

[pfpm233]

great movie

[mankyalien]

ffs...how can ppl call the longest yard a rip off...it is so much better thn this film, even tho i prefer football (soccer to americans)

[galaxycat3]

are you serious??? the 'mean machine' is heaps better - i prefer football as well but the longest yard pales in comparison to this movie.. the acting is a lot better/ the fight scenes are better...

[Ko252]

this is football, that's american football.

[galaxycat3]

yeah exactly - i prefer football ie the game that is featured on this movie as pposed to amerian football which was featured on the longest yard...

[FriendsOfNone]

longest yard was so fucking lame it wasn't funny. You must be half retarded to think its better than mean machine.

[gabz678]

i never realised that longest yard just stole the story line from this film haha

[stuart1lfc]

they didnt this is based on the longest yard from back in like the 70s..this is far better tho

[dobby628]

is it me or is longest yard an american rip of this film

[1tanvirhussain]

the monk is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LoUiZ10998]

whats the name of the song when vinnie is talking about how he threw the game and when doc sadly dies :( doc was legend

[moshlord]

Feel sorry for dyer :( hope hes ok sicne hes not the sharpest tool int he boz..hes like school safety siscors

[lukedyra]

gotta love the monk

[musicismycoffee]

the guards are nazis

[dubzy81]

Why are they so cruel to Dyer?

[1eyepod2]

kick those fuckin guards asses.. and kill a few of em monk!!!

[055991]

Just same story you cunt!!!!This is way better....

[rachidizere]

all watch longest yard its the fuking same

[lernty]

get the fuck outta here you punk, the longest yard is a bullshit movie, "american football", fuck off that sport is for fairys big asses anabolic fuckers that cant get a hard on because their dicks disapear cause of that, football is the only sport is the king sport, fuck off americans

[ekul85]

hell yeah!

[thefreaksunion]

hell yeah i dont know why americans enjoy watching guy roll over with other guys in the mud looks/sounds kinda gay

[liamster]

its basically pussy rugby

[azaindahouse]

omfg yaa they ware like amour lmfao wtf its just for PUSSYYS

[otep67]

@thefreaksunion that's what i been saying!!! how is big sweaty men in tights pretty much rubbing against each other a manly sport? -.-

[bofts]

Fuck you

[TheSEALS17]

@lernty fuck you, you British twat why dont you play a real mans sport not, fag football oh no dont hit me you bunch of pussys.

[TheSEALS17]

@lernty fuck off you bunch of British twats. play a real mans sport not fag football ooooohhhh no please dont hit me YOU BUNCH OF PUSSYS

[Erkal2006]

@TheSEALS17 dont american football players wear padding?

[Sahneira]

@TheSEALS17 Dude just because some British guy said he didn't like 'The Longest Yard' (which i think is a good film, just like this one) it doesn't mean you can call all of us a bunch of pussys, afterall I like BOTH British AND American football for the sport and the men, and the same goes at the cinema. BTW I'm British, Female and am friends with an American guy (who loves any form of sport) who thinks you're being a bit of a twat yourself. So as Chris Rock said "Can't we all just get along!"

[undertaker097]

@lernty the sad part is the american football players would kill futball players i mean it is harder to kick a ball then to pick it up and hold it but for rill fuck off americians this movie is good but u can go fuck with your 35 friends

[Tommyfungun]

@undertaker097 Rugby players would kill American football players.....guaranteed!

[undertaker097]

@Tommyfungun not with all the roids XD

[Tommyfungun]

@undertaker097 Yeeeaaah Rugby is a man´s sport, basicly American football but with out all the pussy padding as I call it. ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja

[undertaker097]

@Tommyfungun this is something i just wanted to know are rugby players in jail all the time like they show or is that just the movie because the american one football players in jail that shit is true XD

[urko2990]

LOL

[sameshit4you]

this film is so cool!who ever made that american version had to be fucking drunk or something!!!thanks for putting this film here!!!

[zami007]

Vinnie is cool

[xxNBAxx]

XD nice film

[leatherface53]

turn it off im crying

[HrvatskiZauvijek]

Whats He So Pissed About

[patrickbateman7]

Holy crao :-O >:(  :'(