Audition for Big Brother 10 on YouTube

[SourShed]

Basically to become a big brother housemate you have to be the biggest flapjack with a side order of custard.

Nahh would be Brill.I.Ant to audition. but people play up to much. Im pretty sure its supposed to be a slice of normal pie?

Im gunna go to the auditions in london this year just too see what its like. You Never know i may be the KRAZY Peanut there looking for?

Laterz

[laurawarner1976]

I'd love To be On BB,

But It Wont be On anymore by The Time im 16 Or 18 or however old you have to be :( It looks well fun xxx

[billythewill67]

You people who follow this show; I simply cannot understand why. Of course most of you are in it for fame, but there are the minority who would like to go for "fun". However, I just can't see what's fun about you being watched by millions of people, even why you sleep.

I want you all to tell me why you care so much for this show?

[Laylaarx]

because its hilarious and good entertainment. people who dont get bigbrother just have never given it a proper chance, once you get into it you get hooked!

[billythewill67]

Well, I don't fancy getting hooked on a TV show with a people whose lives are none of my buisness. People who enter Big Brother are attention seekers; Simple.

[Laylaarx]

you said in your previous comment that they might just be entering to have a good time, maybe some of them are maybe their not...who cares? it makes good tv and people have always and will always be interested in other peoples lives because it takes their minds off their own for a minute (which some people may need) and its fasinating!

[billythewill67]

Notice the speech marks around the word fun...

You're telling me things I already know. I've seen big brother before, and I was absolutely appauled at what I was watching. They have big mouths, they're cheekey bastards and I fail to see how anyone enjoys a show that's so idiotic.

[Laylaarx]

oooo sorryyyyyy lol. yeah well your just a boring bastard so its just as bad (: lighten up dude!

[billythewill67]

How ignorant; judging a character just by simple text. Arguing with people like you is futile.

[helenafedotova]

check my new audition x

[will98789]

Aww luke!

[J0hnone]

I was thinking of making a parody of this, but I thought knowing my luck people would think it was real. Regardless if the disclaimers were present or not.

[Parttimewriter3]

I don't like living with plum's. classic but true .......:)

[loveshy08]

Im coming 2 manchester! Hope i at least get a stamp! R there ne old housemates there this year?

[Trisarahtops84]

Watch out world, the Trisarahtops is coming! Raaar! Once I work out how to get my webcam to video me that is.......

:S

[xoxbbytammyxox]

big bro get lisab1701 in the house she will be a great house mate u just no she would x

[LISAB1701]

i have uploaded my vid and am really excited i want this oppotunity to prove to everyone that i am worthy and i want to find myself again sounds corny but it is trur i think this is the perfect situation to show everyone that im a m absolutely genuin so please bb let me in xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[proevowakkandr3]

im not uploading my video im to crazy u wouldnt belive me but if i get enough people to join my group i'll audition :) x

[jonnyoverlord]

Put my video up but didnt confirm it not sure if its worked, oh well theres always BB11 ! lol.

[JenniferFreil]

Hopefully I WILL be on Big Brother 10!! I really want this oppertunity!

[johntomkins]

Here we go again , BB10 makes me feel old . Posted a vid on the old you tube , check it out .

PS What ever happened to Craig BB1

[batmansucksrobin]

check out my vid it hillarious no offence to tha small people

[papaitchy]

scratchys big brother audition

funnist vid check it out

[ItsAngelAnthonyBetch]

CHECK OUT MY BIGBROTHER10 AUDITION TAPE!

xoxo

[tennistjn]

Search Supdudedood Fiesta

Very funny video... be sure to check out other Supdudedood videos. Thanks

[simonT1000]

Im voting lamboxes1 as my top 5!

[russelld2]

everyone's interview is cringey and they all sound so fucking common

[PERIONPRODUCTION]

mine aint as im not common cum look

[rhys21kipling]

or you can go and get laid

[Jodeenah]

Pfft. I dont like living with plums. so glad he won (:

[chrisfromnewcastle]

Hey Guys All done

Please check out my audition and the funniest is yet to come

Good luck all

[liloumace]

DONE! DONE! DONE!

[hillmandj]

Oooooo... ive uploaded mine !

[bertarnd08]

what a complete prick

[fifibonbebe]

how do i upload my vid?

[DisneyEps245]

I love luke and bex so much they are amazing:)

[ugmoyo]

i love bb and i think its one of the greatest things to happen on national tv lol. showing peoples real colour after no food and alchohol, i love it!!!!!! i should win it loooool!!

[Savage1606]

i love it when they give "fake alcohol" like that moonshine made of like 90% water or what ever it was.. and people act drunk lol.. just goes to show.

[adelbasso]

well i'm gonna give it a go AGAIN, so let me count.... yeh will be my 9th year trying!!!! lets see how it goes...

[ofdarknessandlight]

face it, you're probably boring...give up..

[krankyxx]

ok i met hermans hermits at bulins in november but made a right ass of myself cause i was pissed lol would that get me in or not famous enough

oh and used to do crowd control at hyde park gigs and other venues

[mrcrackerfeld]

when you audition say youve been on e4 and have minor celeb connections and theyll throw the real people out of the way for you since bb is rigged

[jonomurphy3]

we need moar chavs on that show!

[JustinUK73]

Really? I thought that all BBUK put in the house now a days, lol.

[jonomurphy3]

hahah true lol

[jibathus]

I dont think I'll be doing this at all. I think its cos I have self respect.

Then again, they do give you free fags in there.

[westsunend]

Gosh i posted my video for the audition, and all the other auditioners are moaning at me like mad, i'm like get over it you wannabes.

[gamerkid516]

lukes a gay pussy

[pmccaff2007]

okay so apperantly hes gay..

when he has a girlfriend

hes got further in life than u

jealous loser

[MilofromPepperAnn]

never heard of closet homosexuals?

[zeet2]

YE! NWO is watching you!!

[liamevens]

luke is such a nob

[westsunend]

I will be posting my video soon for the BB auditions... this country needs a reality check! and i'm the perfect person to dish it out.

[Isarru69067]

is it coming in 2012 can i enter im onli 14

[FutureHousemate]

imemineimemineimemine

[TuRdSandwitch18]

luke had a character now he's gone all trendy

[OJGxo]

im upset :( ill be waiting another 4 years (N)AHA. x

[AlexisCapri]

What on Earth is that second bloke all about, he sounds like he's been sucking helium for a week.

[godessclaz]

i had no idea what to say in my video. All i know is that i want to bring realism back to Big Brother. I need to support the shire baby!!!!

[westsunend]

BB i am very concerned with 95% of the video auditions i have viewed on here! it is that bad that most of their parents need arresting for neglect! these people need help not 12 weeks in a house with other potential neglected housemates! now i realise how bad our society is! Am i the only one with this opinion?

[Jellikinz]

quit complaining. next you will be saying none of the previous housemates are completly lovely pople.

[Lamboxes1]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

[JacobRudduck]

The rating for this video is hilarious.

[PatricksWhore]

I Luurrrvvvvv Luke :]

Hes Awesome

[335925]

I want to be a housemate , I love this program .

Kisses from this Brazilian!

[AD0LFH1TL3R]

wouldn't it be great if Geoffrey Leonard was in the next big brother?

[ItsAngelAnthonyBetch]

Wahay!

My BB Audition is on the page.

Please comment and rate it.

Thank you.

xoxo

[Clestafarian]

The BB10 auditionee MiaNovacek has now been exposed as a racist and should be disqualified. Racism is not acceptable in society, nor is it in the Big Brother house. Check my video to see screenshots of my inbox revealing her racist abuse.

[gophboy123]

get my vid up its no bad

[xxxVIXXIxxx]

i dont like living with plums pmsl!

[glszx]

0:03 lol

[bigbrother08]

RATE 5 STARS BIG BROTHER RULES!

[Squad1Ent]

BIG LSLASHG! LETS GET HIM IN IT :)

[frostisinyea]

or cos they dont pick ace people like me?? watch my vid jus done it and excited... im not gay, i sound it in this

[Mazumune]

I think alot of the negativity here is the backlash on Rachel winning.

Just because your chavtastic Bex, Dale and Luke didn't win last year :D

*revels in the drama*

[CUCProductions]

wow, 2 stars? people do hate big brother. it's on season 11, right?

america's amazing race is on season 13 or 14 already and ppl are still watching.

[LSlashG]

10 actually

[MrChaosDaz]

check my audition :D:D

[iamsopoor9]

uhhhhhhhh, this was just awful

[LukasDiSparrow]

PLEASE CHECK OUT MY AUDITION!!!!!!!

[smokeeeeeeeee]

BB is for sad pricks

[ebonyPrincess123]

Check my audition video plz

[SuperNapalm]

I'm suprised the Big Bro hasn't disabled comments and ratings either lol surely they would see the explosion of people going "LOLOLOLOLBIGBROTHERSUCKSLOLOL­OLOL1111!!11".

Btw, to the people that are just being stupid, get a ruddy life will ya?

[SuperNapalm]

Wow, it's like 4chan in here

I'm not afraid to say I'm going up for this, but I'm going to the open auditions instead.

[ExperienceDaShitness]

big brother is sheisse :@

[littlemonster333]

so how come I've seen plenty of auditions, but none are responses to this?? I'm confused.

[jimsif1234]

*****Kissing Test*****

1.copy this

2.hold your breath

3.go to another video and post it

4.if you held your breath while copying and pasting this your a good kisser

[Martin259]

I find the rating for this video hilarious.

[sarahjunk]

yeah a kid, because I'M the one using pathetic abbreviations like gtfo abusing the english language, take your own advice mate, grow the fuck up

[hi5scubadive]

whats with all the hate?

its christmas!

a time of peace an love!

all you need is love

all you need is love

all you need is love love,

love is all you need!

chillaxx dudes and stop the hate

peace out!

[GenuineMong]

I think iv got this in the bag

[crunchysticks]

WELL SAD PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE!! LOOK AT THEM ARGUE HAHAHAHAHA

pure class

[ArtieBoy1980]

OMG I am SO doing this!!

[sarahjunk]

see what i mean now moron?

[sarahjunk]

a dictionary? would you like to tell me what i spelt wrong? if you mean bias, it means being leaned towards a specific view with either no intel or only intel of that side, for a 19 year old you aren't exactly open to basic knowledge are you? and i had nothing to say about your disagreeing, but the fact that you instantly tell everyone to grow the fuck up, no one gives a shit if big brother see's their views of them wanting the show to end, its the fact they can see that they aren't alone!

[BBFREAK102]

go bigbrother u rock

[Mishimoto123]

Go away big brother

[MosherMike]

BIG BROTHER HATERS ARE SADDER THAN THE SHOW ITSELF!! IF YOU HATE IT AND THINK ITS BRAIN DEAD TV WHY GO OUT YOUR WAY TO GIVE IT ATTENTION AND KEEP IT ALIVE???

Epic fail for the lot of you frankly. I think its alright but nothing to get your knickers in a twist about

[DrKelsoRocks]

Morons watching morons!

AHAHAH!

Thats epic!

So true!

[boyoedge]

just call me moron

[sarahjunk]

err yeah, for an inbred you certainly excel yourself in your own life fucktard, maybe you should try actually leaving a fucking opinion in the first place and not base your so called view on bias, retarded cunt

[xoxsimonexox93]

I saw Dale last night, he gave me an evil.

[lucidflux76]

Big Brother 10: Torture Chamber.

The house slowly fills with water.

[GenuineMong]

so who has uploaded thier audition?

There is blatently gonna be a spin off program showing the funniest clips from these auditions.

[AmazingPhil]

I like big brother =]

[armedwithromance]

Big Brother. A show for people with nothing to do in their life and would rather sit for an hour watching some talentless people do talentless things than something that actually worth your time.

I mean disrespect to anyone who watches BB. But personally I just think it's been done to death. Especially Big Brother live... You'd must've lived none of your life if you watch it.

[armedwithromance]

edit: I don't mean any disrespect :P

[Dillips]

Big Brother you fail at life.

[xeinkolt]

10 housemates, no food apart from 1 loaf of bread for 10 weeks.

[MarxBakuninMe]

Audition for BB? I'd rather cut off my own balls and fire several bullets into my arse. Fuck you.

[OneThousandBats]

Maybe even a panther each?

[BarrysDaughter]

I would have loved to be in BB2 while it was still new and fun but there is no way I could do 9 weeks in a house with a pile of wannabes

[Bendotizzle]

BIG BROTHER IS AMAZING END OF!!

[xeinkolt]

get outside.its pretty amazing.

[Bendotizzle]

shut the fuk up m8 just because some1 watches BB dont mean they dont get out, clearly your the one who dont get out by leaving such pathetic comments that only a sad sad cunt would do

[TDAlover]

Yeah great let's all do it... then we can become a bunch of deluded talentless has-beens that piss people off everytime they randomly pop up in anything related to the next big brother series. Whoop!

[TTroopa]

What kind of fail is this?

[animalmad14]

how old do you have to be to audition?

[lawrie90]

I believe it's 18

[animalmad14]

oh is it.. counts me out then

thanks

[dominicrusho]

I think they should let zombies audition!

[workid1]

lmao! dead set

[goonage]

The rating of this video says it all...quit whilst you're ahead C4. Oh, that's right, you're too late for that! Maybe, 9 seasons ago?!

[love4musiconline]

they should change the format and make it like US big brother...i rather watch that anyday than this version!!

[billysoonx18]

I thought you stopped making this garbage channel 4? didnt the previous series get the lowest rating ever? why must the british public suffer again and again! :(

[SowdenLFC]

Shutup big brother is quality :D

[kingoftheapes2]

Don't make a Big Brother 10. It is awful. Simply Awful. Spend your time learning, socializing and having fun rather than making a big brother video.

[HaiGuiseWhatsGoingOn]

lol at this video's rating.

[Mishimoto123]

Fuck all of you retards who audition for this show ^^

[Mishimoto123]

Why wont you stop channel 4? making this retarded show please i beg you! it fucking takes over E4 i dont wanna spend 3 hours watching big brother live when i could watch the other shitty programs that you repeat a thousand times!

[panzerblitz53]

anyone who would want to go on this show must be retarded. ^^

[McrPrincessxD]

Does Anyone Else Think Luke Is Fiit???

xP

I Do.

[nicholam802]

Wat dude are you for real!! Hahaha

[nuffzx]

sick as i need a camara lolz

[forsbrookme]

a lame attempt to breath life back into a dead tv show

move on

[dazzafox02]

DEAD SET

[member138]

ahh only one more ear till i can

[redditchwolfooooooo]

MY AUDITION VIDEO IS UP!

[Ruffian26]

Stop showing this shit on TV. Nobody with a brain cell cares about these rejects. This kind of garbage is ruining Britain.

Don't think whatever you do!! Keep being a retard!! Fuck Channel 4.

[Aqua3marine]

the first big bro prize was 50 pounds of ikea vouchers lol

[Sm00thCriminaal]

next the 10 plagues , then god knows what.

[topliff12345]

used to be a fan but its been done to death now,boring now, get rid.

[GransHouse145]

CELTIC

[miles2630]

big brother is just the best and everyone knows it

[ticklemeelmo45]

maybe in your tiny little mind

[gnrman999]

its been okay in the past, now theyre obviously just begging for views like a dog. theyre fucking things upside down and inside out every single day to try to make it "exciting" but i just couldnt be assed to watch any more as a vote is like nothing any more as for all you know theyll just take the guy you voted for to stay out to "shake things up"

Ben70707 is right, its total tripe.

[brandiboi]

fucking hell its such a laugh watching it tho, they mayb all pretty much fakes but still funny to watch. I probs gonna go for the auditions this year. remember my name

[Sandielicious]

brian is quality

[Ben70707]

Exactly, Its absuolute tripe, watching live their lives. Wooo, If you watch this, you clearly have no life

[FlameFriend]

cant this show fucking die allready. 1*

[BLEEZINBABES]

thing is all u cunts say u hate it then when it comes on tv more than half of use will be fucking addicts

[TV07C]

LOVE BB!

[xlilxlyonsx]

I looooove you Brian, Luke and Beczzz

[ihearnoise]

oh god, not this crap again,.

i thought they werent going

to do another one, fuck-sake...

[starltrubymoon]

i know

=/

i thought they had finished with this shit

>.>

[squirrlman]

Help end BB!

watch?v=l1u5hR0f5Sc

[squirrlman]

Help end BB!

watch?v=l1u5hR0f5Sc

[squirrlman]

Help end BB!

watch?v=l1u5hR0f5Sc

[asborn]

i think i would try and get in, so i could kill myself... and hopefully get the show banned for years to come.... :P

[squirrlman]

Help end BB!

watch?v=l1u5hR0f5Sc

[sophia2k7]

GTFO

[Theyarealltakenx]

uhhhhhh you can apply on youtube now...jheez!! lol

[kaistorms]

LOL AT THIS SHIT

[sophia2k7]

i enjoyed giving this 1 star :)

[DaytimeName]

BB is a load of shite.

[HiMrWoman]

I hate BB. all it did was take up time and stop us watching some of our vav tv shows. and bb live. wtf its a wast of tv time.

[againstas]

BIG BROTHER IS SHIT.

[Interleap]

All of this people should be lined up and shot.

[themilkmister]

fuck big brother its so reatarded

[wantedlonewolf]

couldnt agree more... iv never seen retards trying to give advice before.

congrats you special people you!

"big brwuba will bwe watching"