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  • all the stuff he said is true I ben through all of it I love goerge lol

  • No puto! I'm waiting for it to turn into Rite Aid! Of course I want ice cream! xD

  • Roaches had to hold hands to get out lmao !!

  • I leave the light on :p

  • 6:30 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! EPIC FALL! xD oh...( ':

  • hahahahaha this is SO my mom's side of the family hahahahahaha

  • 76 haters couldn't breef, and didn't friggin get the fucking ice chest and beef!

  • Ryan:Do you want ice cream?

    George:No puto i'm waiting for it to turn into raid aid OFF COURSE I WANT ICE CREAM YOU STUPID SON OF A B**** that was hilarious XDXDXDXD

  • @kuroblackdarkness dude, one question so i can understand the punch line that had the audience laughing for 2 minutes: what is raid aid?? if you please

  • @bullanguero82 you don't know what it is well it's the stuff you spray on cockroaches to kill them XD

  • @kuroblackdarkness thnx dude. i really didnt know, im all the way in southamerica. cheers

  • @bullanguero82 no problem i'm in south america too XD

  • @bullanguero82

    Rite Aide

  • PANIN IN THE CHESS AND CANT BREEF ! hahahahaa

  • Leave the radio on lol I still do that lol

  • PAIN IN MY CHESS AND I CAN BREAF! CLASSIC!

  • thrifty's lol i remember that shit

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  • "Tio aye i can't breath" aqf

  • Lol we always did that when we went outta town hahaa.. And my dad used to pick up stuff he found on the side of the street. He was a trucker xD

  • Oh my god my mom will find somethi in the middle of the road and take it home. It ALWAYS happens.

  • so his aunt is going out with his grandpa o.O that makes no shit of sense

  • lol

    

  • hahahahaha omg

  • i have a pain in my shest...and i cant brief

  • I can't even breath,I can't even breath...(fart)... oh shit...

  • Now 71 haters have pain in their chest.......+ can't breathe(Breef)......+ did NOT get their fucking ice chest and beef!

  • LEVINSON YOU FUCKING ROCK BRO!

  • good shit men!!

  • "lampara rompida" oh por Dios, que alguien le de unas clases de español!

  • @scoweddiego hahaha todos los señores grandes lo dicen así, creo esa es la razón por la cual lo dijo mal :B

  • @scoweddiego  Asi dicen, asi pasa

  • 1. Louis C.K.

    2. Kevin Hart

    3.Mitch Hedberd

    4. Gabriel Iglesias

    5. George Lopez

  • 70 people misunderstood DISLIKE for DIS i LIKE

  • @iTzMeVirGo96 that or.... they didn't like it

  • @iTzMeVirGo96 tHEY WAS PROBABLY MEXICAN THY LIKE DIS I LIKE HAHAH

  • Hahah leave the light on I remeber hearing this all the time when growing up

  • LOL "leave the light on so they think someone's home"! LOL sooooo true! My mom used to do that!!

  • hey! b where I can see u … hahhaha tht's my mom

  • I am laffin and I can't breef

  • Mira que bonita wow!!!

  • haha got electrocuted and he didn't

    spill his beer

  • Where are you, fucker Ryan?!?

  • I'm Latino not Mexican but u can't say shit that he is secretly Mexican dumbass he's just a white with his bitch ass not getting whipped for shit and when I mean I'm not mexican it means my mom was born in Honduras and that's not in Mexico all u whites think since u never heard it before u think it's Mexico and my dad was born in El Salvador which is right next to Honduras and Mexico is like a 100 miles away so shut ur ass up PEACE!!!!!

  • OMG my family is same as his his family and im not even mexican xD

  • Now 68 haters have pain in their chest.....+ can't breef.....+ did NOT get their fucking ice chest + beef!

  • Hahahaha "call 911? I dont want people to know my life" im somalian my relatives says the exact same thing

  • I gotta agree with George " turn on the lights so they think people are home." haha I do that all the time.

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  • this guy is hillarious!!!!!!!!

  • im white and almost everything he has said is shit we do to

  • @jackthePS3GAMER Maybe you're secretly mexican 0_o

  • @XxImperfectBieberxX i couldn't help but to notice your username are your a 14 year old girl or just a normal guy that thinks he sucks

  • YOOOOOOOO this man is hilarious!! i can watch this shit ova and ova and alwayz laugh!!!

  • OH! OH!... i gotta pain in mah chest!.. OH! X_x

  • LMFAO Masputo que hi!!

  • "leave the light on so they think someone is home" hahahahahha; i have lived on my own for a while and thats something that stuck with me from when i was growing up!!!!!!! lol

  • LMAO AT 8:25-925...OMG DIS NIGGAZ IS UCKIN HILARIOUS...

  • My dad looks like George Lopez..

  • thumbs up for the 2,000,000 viewer

  • "No, Puto, im waiting for it to turn into Rite Aid. OFCOURSE I WANT ICE CREAM!!!! STUPID SON OF A BITCH!" -Lopez

  • 67 had pain in their chess and could not hit the like button

  • I can't brief XD

  • i think i just found out im mexican

  • @GoldStandard65 are you realated to George? lol

  • @GoldStandard65 loool

    

  • "Hey, be where I can see you." LMAO, I say this every damn day, LOL.

    

  • i gota pain in my chest and i can't breath

  • I believe he has met my grandmom....!!!!! XD 

  • "Theres a pain in my shess!" lmao.

  • 66 dislikes must be from crackers lol

  • 66 people spilled their beers

  • I WAS AT RITE AID TWO DAYS AGO DOING WESTERN UNION AND WATCHED A FAMILY LEAVE CUZ NOBODY CAME TO THE ICE CREME,

  • yeah, I meant that! ALOL

  • Good job! Go see Michael Zhang, Stand up comedian. Just Search "Michael Zhang 12 years old stand up comedian at hollywood improv"

  • 66 people got the ice chest and beef

  • Hahahaha!

  • lmao everytime when we'll go somewhere far my mom would leave the light on and turn the radio on lmao

  • 65 people should of had gotten hit with the van lol

  • there is still nobody at the counter in 2011

  • i remember thrifty ice cream, and we used to bug our mom for it too. and yes i'm white and i can relate.

  • Ryan:Would you like some ice cream?

    George:No puto i want it to turn into rite aid,yes i want some ice cream....son of a bitch

    HAHAHAHAHAHA XD

  • @nikmigvalbuena ryan, que higgghhhhhh

  • Haha fuckin light on

  • fuck right aid & thrifty, there still is never noone there to serve us lol. we always gotta wait like 10 minutes to be served for some ice cream. " Where are you fuckin ryan" lol

  • I CANT BREAF

  • This kinda shit never happened to me but happened to my dad and he tells me stories and we always leave a light on

  • ****

  • How the fuck did he know my life so well??? Hahaha :D

  • HILARIOUS

  • Sorry to say this but this is FFunny but sadily true and has happened to all Latino's haha

  • Now 64 haters have pain in their chest.....+ can't breathe.....+ did NOT get their fucking ice chest + beef!

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  • @sexydiamondkeyblade you mean the cant breaf

  • @sexydiamondkeyblade and they spilled their beer

  • @idontcare663 ALOL <3 YUP!

  • why is this so much like my childhood seriously!

  • @kungfuboii cuz thats how real parents raise their kids man!

  • my life explained in 10 minutes.

  • 64 people arent Mexican FTPs LOL

  • is it bad this reminded me of last week

  • wttpp fukk datt putttoo  hahahahahahahhahahahahhah fukkkinn funny HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH WHITE PPL THESE DAYYZX

  • this man watched my life and told the story on stage!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • "tell her about that time i got electrocuted!" electrocuted means you die from the shock... :P

  • My childhood :D

  • This reminds me of my whole childhood back in the 80's and 90's love it

  • ★★★★★

  • This is hilarious he's describing my whole childhood

  • Hey, tell em the time i got electrocuted.. I didnt spill my beer! *brag* Hahaha i cant breaf

  • @OnzeeAbridged haha yeah its more like a SAESQUE XD

  • THIS IS SO FUNNY THAT I CANT BREAF

  • LOL leave the light on so they think some one is home legit shit

  • @OnzeeAbridged " you know what ,... SABES QUE ? hahaha

  • I CANT BREAF

  • put the light on so they think somebody home

  • 61 People have a pain in their shess... and they can't breaf....

  • keep pushing one

  • 61 people didnt get there ice chest and beef

  • lol

  • lmao "i cant breef"

  • juss like my old childhood dayz

  • 61 people can't "breef"

  • IT WONT FIT

  • lmfao!! "i have pian in my shest, and i can't breef"

  • LMAO I CANT EVEN BREATH AYE,I CANT EVEN BREATH AYE!!

  • like if you cant see the dislikes on the bar:D

  • It's funny cuzz its true

  • when we stay in hotels we leave the tv and a light on too!

  • LMAO I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe... TOO MUCH LAUGHING!! XD

  • my dads name is Raymond XD lol

  • I love George Lopez.. He is original..!

  • LOL 0:59-1:01!!!!!!

  • I Cant Even Breathe Aye! Lmao Gotta Love George Lopez!

  • 60 people got a pain in there chest when they tried to like this video and accidentally hit dislike

  • ryan to icecream ryan 3rd time come to icecream where r fucking ryan

    XD

  • george your a genius,all what you talk about in life is so true,and im from england,and can relate to all what you say.....it does not matter where you come from in the world,life is life,with all its ups and downs..long may you reign,thankyou for your laughter,i love it.................

  • @albert7721 Fuck yeah

  • noo its actully good cuz it means ur a true mexican!!

  • I saw the light but it was a van coming BEEEEP.. LOOL!!

  • the radio and the light as an alarm system LOL so true

    my tia STILL does that till this day

  • Y U DNT cKALL DAT bITcH U WRE DANcING WIT LAST NIGHT... HAHAH HE'S A FOO

  • IM SEEING DOTS!!!

  • 59 people Can Breathe (Bref)

  • It's just so amazing how everyone relates to all his stories nomatter where you from this guy is freaking funny i lmao everytime....... Respect. i

    If someone has the newest one tall dark and chicano please put it up.... T.O.

  • It's just so amazing how everyone relates to all his stories nomatter where you from this guy is freaking 

  • Im white and I can relate to this, because its not so much cultural its economical. He's talking about being poor which transends culture or color eg cant go to the doctors ect. and so I bet there is some rich mexican people that cant relate to this.

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  • a pain in jor chess an ju cann breev LOL

  • omg he's hilarious! :D

  • im mexican and my childhood was just like this

  • Call that bitch!!!.......You got the number cabron!!!!! , i found it in your shoe!!!! ESTE CABRON ES LA ONDA SALUDOS DESDE TORONTO A GUADALAJARA Y LOS ANGELES

  • Im White And I Can Relate To All Of This.((:

  • There are 58 haters!

  • SO I'M NOT STUPID NO MORE HU!!!! HAHAHAHAH

  • damn my name is ryan lol

  • sooooooo funny

  • LOL Halogen light Hahahahahah

  • LOL

  • Yepp I do the 'leave the light and radio on' thing when I go on vacation too. (:

  • @XxSamteRxX lol me too

  • @XxSamteRxX I think every mexican does ^.^ lmao

    I know i do haha

  • too funny

  • "where are you effer Ryan!" LMBO

  • Is it bad that I can relate to all of this?

  • @Dpayton1123 NOT AT ALL ROFLOL

  • @Dpayton1123 Nah man i can relate to this too

  • @Dpayton1123  me too! me and my sister were watching this, and thinking of all the good times! (:

  • @Dpayton1123 i dont think so cuz i do tooo

  • hahahahaha 6:30