The Video Guide to Successful Seduction - Highlights

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i love the confused look on his face at 3:58

[semperfidelis3100]

I hate the 80's.

[electrogeek77]

Farley is so dapper and adorable!

[Pantsmaster5000]

OH FARLEY, YOU DOG!

[AllShowsTv]

lol I love how he just starts rubbing her tit in the restaurant, this video is a joke.

[paulmercy]

O:27 - Looks like someone emptied the chemical toilet from a Greyhound Bus into the bath. How seductive.

[patmc82]

I WANT the guy's shirt at 0:47. I would get all the ladies if I had that.

[Viper2026]

$1, a 12 pack of beer, a gram of coke.......

[gmale9000]

...the woods?

[kaizaluktarbaiZ]

AND A WHIP!!!!

[IEatGod]

Love the seduction scene at Olive Garden (2:11).

[grobinsongj7]

COKE IT'S ONE HELL OF A DRUG

[goldenj27]

MOUSTACHE!!! I always knew it!!! And people never believed me! There u go...proof is in the pudin! Tom Selleck could never be wrong!

[mginsel]

LOL @ 1:00 chick says "the way he dresses". You mean like the dude right beside you in the T shirt and gimme cap?

[deathbeforelaceX]

What sort of a guy starts groping and making out with someone in a restaraunt?! Like, you're not going to get thrown out, but everyone around you is going to get really uncomfortable and awkward.

[deathbeforelaceX]

1:56

Could've SWORN it was a girl.

[Trisscarr]

*barf*

[supersocco]

I'm gonna try it in the woods next time

[27cowboys]

As the narrator points out, seduction doesn't just have to happen in the bedroom. It can happen in you car, in the woods, or in a public place. But I'm pretty sure "seduction in the woods" is known by it's more common name of "rape."

[IAmPretend]

queue banjo playing.

[buttfartnugget]

DEEZ DAYS GIRLS ARE SOO EAZY XD

[Kathadoro]

Farley is the only one with any sense. I love him.

[toneboat923]

Definately going to start introducing myself as farley

[SubmarinerAndroid]

He knits his own sweaters and hats 1:56

[lazyboi1]

the way he dresses lmao peep the dude next to them

[madhatteresque]

I have to agree with the mustache part (sarcasm)

[TheBlackParade17]

hahahaha Ted Bundy. This is sooo creepy and funny. Gotta love the 80's style.

[Vanuch]

UH WUT

[alfrank2000]

"Seduction can happen anywhere. Your car, the woods...". Who wrote this, Ted Bundy?

[MunroviaPictures]

haha

[finglaspete]

farley, you are the king of seduction, if only we all could have this mans confidance

[ebbineeza]

pimpin

[mst3k4evr]

Maybe I'm going crazy from watching cheesy videos like this for hours on end, but at the :19 mark, he kind of looks like a young Jimmy Kimmel.

[PhishFriend08]

Now I know what I need to bring the next time I visit Detroit...

[Sesshomaru26000]

the Jacuzzi guy should get a ticket for disturbing the peace for wearing that shirt

[conchettas]

YOU! YOU WORK ALL NIGHT

[duane1073]

That's it..I'm movin to Detroit!!!

[lucienpsinger]

Dude stole my best pick-up line.

"Hello, my name is Farley."

[aphexmandelbrot]

Wait, you use "Hello, my name is Farley" too?

Damn it.

[nerdsaresexyy]

1:50

PURE GOLD

[marycub]

hahahaha this has to be a piss take!

[pharaohonthemic]

What the hell year was this? IS THIS HOW OUR PARENTS BEHAVED IN RESTAURANTS? WHAT A BUNCHA DIRTY OLD GEEZERS.

[Emeraldax]

Ooooh, nothing is more hot than when a man puts his hand down my blouse in a restaurant. Except maybe a man wearing a white hat and has hair more luxurious than mine.

[Vanderbeak69]

Farley gets his woman......no doubt

[GardnerLou]

The most awkward video ever. Was that a tutorial you send away for? Wow, I'd rather spend a dollar on my trip in Detroit.

[zechs77]

Your car... the woods...

[AlIord]

Seduction in the woods involves rope, a bowie knife, and a shovel.

[mikemathews69]

taking seduction to the public, these days, may make you register as a sex offender!

[W4llyB4nger]

WHAT THE FUCK??  LOL

[YourDreamTheater]

0:33

i'm so aroused

[Cheepn1s]

Ahahah so corny and dorky

[voivittujen]

hahahaha happy valentine's day

[dst14diva]

a gram of coke??? LMAO

[grlykool]

Yea seems like nothing has really changed in Detroit!

[doctorklein]

Great DVNO ending!

[grofuss]

DVNO FTW! Justice style

[Talk2ben]

AHHH! I love this!!!

[Buritojohnson]

LOL OMG

[pacoromane]

the guys from detroit rule!

[MC1Productions]

In detroit you need a dollar, a 12 pack of beer, a gram of coke and a whip!

[zachslow]

lol at 2:35

[bexcpfc]

How old is this? What year...

[MunroviaPictures]

I'm pretty sure its 87

[lionheart863]

AOTS bump!

[MunroviaPictures]

im from detroit too

[MidnightChimes]

Is that Fran Drescher at 3:20?

[lmac071]

nice hat giligan

[krysalist]

This video is exceptional. Thank you guys!

[krysalist]

Also I disagree on the striptease, it is pure sex. Maybe it's the pantsuit and the tussed-up 80s hair, and the fact that I have a serious problem not finding anything curly or pantsuited unattractive.

[Magdalin428]

yeah that guys outfit is wicked sexy