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  • Ja sitte Suomessa itketään kun Ruotsi tekee jotain tutti-leijonii tai haukkuu Granlundii :)

    Se taitaa vaan kertoo, että meillä on helvetin hyvät välit ton länsinaapurin kanssa.

    Pientä sikaa pitää laittaa puolin jos toisin.

  • Mannerheim kortti

  • Yeah, what does "hoppa balle" mean? I think that's a Finnish slang, not a Swedish one...

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  • @mieroth Mene sinä jenkki helevettii ku et ttiä Suomest mittää PRKL!!

  • @mieroth

    I think it was making fun of the swedish name "Pelle" by pronouncing it wrongly :D

  • @9HK4: I see. ;)

  • Snygg finlands-svenska där "hoppa balle" hahahaha

  • I´m half swedish, half finnish and I find it hilarious and well served. Swedish goverment acted as pussys during the world wars.

  • Just becuase we all live in Scandinavia dosent mean that we are brothers in arms or whatever, if it werent for trade etc Sweden would be in war with Norway, Denmark.

    Every country cares about its own. stop being moralic idiots and start live in reality. I think the reason why some swedes joined the winter war becuase (like some finns already said) they dident want Sweden to be next in line, (or they were half finn) however the sovijets underestimated the finns.

  • And look at the numbers. Finland only had 3.7 million people and The Soviet Union had 187 million people. We had 30 crappy tanks and our enemy had over 3 000. We wouldn't have asked for help if we weren't so heavily outnumbered in every way.

    But the Finnish mentality is to fight no matter how big is the dragon. Surrendering wasn't an option. 100 000 fine young Finnish men gave their lifes for freedom. It's what I would do in a hearth beat too.

  • @ornoooo finland = homo !! haha, the only thing you are good at is suicide.

  • @abo133780 6-1

  • @Xyloni mikä toi 6-1 juttu on

  • @Henkka008 Et ole tosissasi.

  • @Xyloni sori en vaan tiiä

  • @ornoooo LOL you stupid shit. Sweden = dog shit. The only good swede is a dead swede HAHA laugh with me bro!!!

  • @ornoooo Shut the fuck up you colonial slave.

  • Over 10000 swedes helped Finland. If Sweden got attacked the finns would volunteer for the attacking country instead.

  • @9383qwerty What did the Swedish volunteers actually do? The Swedish volunteers were receiving training and got 2 weeks of battle touch in Salla. The Winter War lasted only 105 days.

    The reason why Sweden should have helped is that Sweden was on the line too. Expansionist doesn't stop until someone stops it.

    If for example Germany would attack Sweden now, I would come to fight the enemy ASAP. And no, I don't care a shit about Sweden but because Finland would be next on the line.

  • @9383qwerty and they all died.

  • 6-1

  • @jorma5050 5-0 2-1 3-2 6-5

  • well. the finnish people love making fun of swedes and so they made this and i have to say iz pretty funny

  • @Hordebrotherhood they had no reason to fight. why whuld they give anyone reason to attack them? before the pearl harbour, americans too wanted to just stay fuck away from the war. and unlike americans, there is no ocean seperating germany and sweden. if it was americans in france they whuld have being shit out of lack like french and the british. german army, was the really good. it took 3 superpowers to take it down, and even then it was close call.

  • omg lmao this is so true xDDD

  • JÄTTEBRA!:D

  • uli uli uli uli

  • ahahah sweden <3

  • didnt get it? =/

  • @Richthofen100 World : War, Sweden : Party

  • im swedish and this shit actually made me laugh not the internet lol but actually laugh out loud:D

  • @munkenmedguran Can u paste here some Swedish videos about us Finns?

  • I am swedish, and I find this hilarious.. You gotta have a sense of humor about this kind of stuff..

  • Oh yes.. Finland did exist after 1917. Before that finns fought on Russian side and in 1918 just a year after we became idepedent we had civil war between Red Finland and White Finland

  • Meanwhile in finland: /watch?v=6fqC8jV6ZJs

  • BAAHAHHAHAAAA...... what i think is funny is that norway, from a devestated land with pests and death... became one of the worlds richest countrys.

  • Finns hate Swedes, see for yourself:

    /watch?v=TK1wC7boShk

  • the fins are alone in europe. they are asian east mountain people decent, unline the scandinavians. their language have no connections. the fins are alone and will never have the scandinavian brotherhood

  • @nec644 Poor us! *sob sob*.

    But seriously, this video was not about Finland. We are neighbors. Who doesn't like to make fun of neighbors? Swedes were harmless people and this parody comments history. The current look of Sweden is somewhat different with almost 10% of non-Scandinavian origin. Today this would probably include a muslim and the king Carl Gustaf.

    Too bad the Finns are viewed as tough bad-asses and only American South Park dares to parody us. Conan O'Brien - Lead the Way!

  • @nec644 Our language comes from there but our genes come from western europe. And I agree that we will never have scandinavian brotherhood because we aren't scandinavians.

  • @Karpaneen no, the fins as a people with their own language did not origin in europe. go back to the ural mountains

  • @nec644

    That´s like saying "Go back to India svenne!" The Swedes also come from Asia, just ike all people living in Europe today except for the blacks, who more recently came from Africa than we, the Europens. Read some history before you open your mouth, dude!

  • @Mannerheimer if you dont think their are different ethnicities you might as well say were all from africa. when animals live isolated for a sufficient time and start to differ, its called a new species. swedes, danes, polish etc. have lived more or less away from africa for a couple of thousand years. they have own languages and culture. the time youre speaking of was when the continents were placed together as well, making it different to call them different continents.. times change

  • @Mannerheimer yeah sure, we all came from africa once, when the continents were stuck together. now we have our own languages and cultures and genetics. (animals genetics tend to change when isolated for a sufficient time, creating new species, races etc.. you know). i bet you still dont call yourself african though

  • @nec644

    Just read my comment above, dude!

  • @nec644 Thats just fine for me, I see nothing great about scandinavian culture, and Sweden is the last country that I would want to visit. I hate their language, government and way how they are destroying their own country by multiculturialism that is not working.

    We much rather stay with our brothers, estonians.

  • @Pvjinflight funny fact though, is that the estonians have more common genetics with the scandinavians than the fins. The Swedes had colonies there. There are even people still living there that still only speak Swedish. I dont know about brother..

  • @nec644 Source of that information? I dont believe that few swedish colonies would make whole estonians genetics be more common with scandinavians than with finns as they came from east and originate from same people.

    And btw generally finns from western parts of the country have more common genetics with swedes than with eastern finns.

    Not that it matters, I dont give a shit where we came from, and feel glad that I have nothing (other than genetics) to do with scandinavians.

  • It did, Estonia is a very small country.

    If you compare the haplo groups yourself youll see how the finish genes are not even that present anymore. They are much closer to the two baltic neighbours and even Sweden. Look at the R1a or J2 groups for example.

    Good that you feel that way. Have a good time being alone up there.

  • @nec644 Finns are genetic isolate. Of modern nationalities, Finns are closest to Cro-Magnons in terms of anthropological measurements. All other Europeans have Finnish genes but Finns don't have all the genes found in other Europeans. More than 80% of Finnish genes are from single ancient North-European population. Finns show very little if any Mediterranean and African genes but on the other hand almost 10% Finnish genes seem to be shared with some Siberian populations.

  • @xeroxFIN maybe acient, but not european. the genetics shared with the siberians are among the asian decent people, not the slavic. it can even be seen in the more pure finish paople (round faces, defined cheek bones etc). in my opinion, they arent even european. i think they should climb back to the ural mountains and stop poisoning europe with their dullness and lack of humour

  • @nec644 Yeah, it would be fun to laugh at you from Ural when your whole country is fucked up by immigrants. Just think about Luton, so many muslim terrorists have lived on your land before doing something very bad. We could say that by supporting mass immigration from poor muslim countries you are supporting terrorism.

    Soon there is really no genetics brits, and its called Islamic Republic of Britain. Who laughs then?

  • @nec644

    Haha! It´s the black Jungle Man talking again. Haha!

  • Ruotsalaismediassa suomalaisia on moitittu vellihousuiksi ja tehty pilapiirroksia tuttipulloa imevistä Leijonista.

    Suomen apuvalmentaja Petri Matikainen ei vinoilua sietänyt, vaan tulitti täyslaidallisen takaisin.

    - Eivät ne ole yhtään sotaa käyneet. Ruotsalaisista ei tarvitse muuta sanoa, Matikainen räväytti.

  • 6-1!!!!!!!!

  • @ttevaa SUOMI !!!!

  • haha

    

  • Kummeli forever.

  • JÄTTEBRA!

  • Rofl in percentage, Finland has more fags than Sweden HAHAHAHAHHAHA fags

  • @KingOfParrots only because Swedish +500 000 muslims can't openly admit their homosexuality

  • Mukava kun hissanope näyttää tän tunnilla :D

  • HAHAHAHA GAYS

  • Every Finn should read this document:

    google this:Battling_to_be_European_M­yth_and_the_Finnish_Race

  • @FirbenStrid Too_fucking_long_to_read

  • @FirbenStrid Nothing new for me in this article, and also not to most Finns, who have paid attention in school.

  • @FirbenStrid We are your frontline, and you are already mixed in arabs and blacks. Read about dna tests, im from western Finland and we hawe same dna, but hopefully not with you.

  • @FirbenStrid

    Explain me how there are probably more blondes in Finland than there are in Sweden, I thought mongoloids were darkhaired etc.? Besides with the current rate of immigration to Sweden, you can say byebye to your scandinavian genes in 70 years.

  • JÄTTEBRA! Tack ska du ha!

  • Just hilarious (((:

  • Jättebra!

    ..........

  • RKP vittuun suomesta

  • Swedes are a bunch of faggots. I hate that we have to learn their  bullshit language in school. I never reply in swedish if someone says something to me in swedish.

  • @jartsa80 Kyllä swdeut itekki ihmettelee miksi meidän pitää opetella ruotsia Suomessa... Se, että meidän täytyy opetella tuota puhevikaa on tätä maata johtavien aivottomien kukkahattutätien syytä =P

  • @jartsa80 är det verkligen helt sant?

  • 17 swedes didnt even make the jump.

  • I love how every satirical video on YouTube turns into a debate about historical facts

  • @olyfag I know right.

  • @olyfag god bless nationalism

  • I believe any country would choose ping-pong over a war with the Bolsheviks.

  • What the hell are you people going on about?

  • @4891issuJ they've probably drank a lot of Absolute and Finlandia..The Danes drowned a few Tuborgs and the Norwegians are looking at their fjords in the moonlight.

  • lol

  • Even today FDF's cornerstone is our super accurate and long reach artillery with superb war tactics. Not just high fragging rambos like Simo Häyhä or Lauri Törni. When our artillery shoots, there always will be blood.

  • Missile Systems division of Kongsberg Defence Systems has almost 50 years experience from a variety of missile programs. Kongsberg is a WORLD LEADER in missiles with Infra Red Seekers, which finds wider and wider applications, as users around the world realize the short comings of missiles with radar seekers. The Missile Systems Division applies a wide range of competence and technologies, ranging from Electro-Optics Automatic Control and Simulation, Electronics, Fluid and Flight Mechanics :)

  • @brassas Finland and Germany gangbanged Norway in WW2.

  • @publicuser12345 Just to inform you. The allied forces Gangbanged Germany in 1945, and flattened the country totally :) and the country was split up to 1989. Poor Finland nobody cared about, just som voluntaires :). Finland was a poor country with no resources for the superpowers unlike Norway which still is extremely important for Europe and USA. Nobody cares about Finland today either...hahaha

  • @brassas ^ Here we see how stupid can human being be

    I would say Germany were ''gang raped'', because rape is quite bad thing, and Allied forces did bad things.

  • @brassas Norway, Denmark, France etc. Finland fucking pawned all. The best union we have ever been. Axis power!

  • @publicuser12345 Norway was extremely important for Germany to get, and France, Canada, England, USA, Soviet and many other countries went in for to help. Nobody helped Finland, just voluntaires,not a single country or state helped Finland, that just tell that Norway was extremely important. Today EU is crazy for to get the superrich Norway into the union, but Norway stays outside, because they don't want to give their money and treassures to others. Unfortunately Germany was destroyed in 1945

  • @brassas Do Norway love Sweden, because we beat Swedes at 1809 and got free. But Norway united with Sweden 3 years later, 1812, for a long marriage?

  • @publicuser12345 The finnish sweddie marriage with Finland lasted for 600 years. Swedens unsuccsessful attempt to be in Union with Norway lasted for only 93 years. Today poor swedden stil want to be Norwegians because they cross the border in 100 thousands for to get a job their home country cant provide them. Finnish emigration to Norway is quite big, and still is, and finnish is because of this a minority language in Norway, because of all the poor finns that went to rich Norway

  • @brassas Hitler was inexperienced and sucked all power to himself. Otherwise we would have visited your Brazil and gave Brazilian savages - your forefathers - some gas. Norway is like a trophy. I think we need to send a new Nor to replant it. Make it more independent.

  • @publicuser12345 Poor Finland is dependent of EU, and don't have money enough to stand alone as Norway have. Finnlenders move out of their EU dependent country for to get a job. Many ex Nazis moved to Brazil and many germans created colonies in Brazil before 2WW. Many Norwegians has helped Brazilian industry, and world largest cellulose factory founded by Erling Lorentzen is a good example on that. EU dependent Finland would been even porer without the European Union LOL LOL LOL

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  • @brassas You Americanos don't own anything. Your Americano buddy Argentina tried to take Falkland islands - which belong to it - but UK kicked the shit out of it. HAHA Canada need UK's permission to pass a law. HAHA Brazil is all banana and football. HAHA Latin America. Full of savages, not even worth of being gassed. HAHA We Europeans own you Americano savages yesterday, today and tomorrow.

  • poor Finland? Finland is one of the worlds richest countriest and just ranked worlds best place to live(newsweek)

    pussy Norway was wiped out in 2months and used on hitlers toilet paper.

    just shut up and keep pumping oil.

  • @olkihattu Well, I wouldn't say richest but I agree what you meant.

  • @olkihattu Ei se mitään vielä,but denmark wiped out from 04.00 am until 07.00 am, it takes 3 hours:))))) And swedish mens dressing in same time a skirt and trying a new tampons.

  • @olkihattu paitsi että suomi on vasta kolmas maailman parhaista paikoista elää. ja suomi ei todellakaan ole yks maailman rikkaimista maista

  • @ExplodingBeavers On bruttokansan tuloissa vitun pässi

  • @samusuomi96 Ja miten nyt niitäkään mitataan miten hyvä jokin maa on asua. Suomessa voi olla kaikki sosiaaliverkostot hyviä mutta yleinen ilmapiiri on erittäin huono.

  • @samusuomi96 ei tarvi suuttua. sanoin vaan. ja mitä muka 13-14 vuotias tietää muka brutto kansan tuotteista? kun et sinä kovin älykäs ole jos luulet vieläkin että Ruotsi on homo maa.

  • @brassas I think you mean the Kven language, which is a recognized minority language in Norway. (Actually it is a dialect of Finnish but the Norwegian officials haven't wanted to admit it). Kvens have lived in Norway for centuries, long before there was any oil money. There are 6700 Finns (checked statistics Norway) living in Norway, so they don't make it into the top 15 of immigrant groups. That doesn't look a wave of poor Finns coming to Norway.

  • @brassas You need to learn your history. Sweden won Norway from Denmark in 1814. An unfair union between the countries were created and Norway wasn't allowed to have a foreign policy and would have no king of their own. In 1905 Sweden allowed the union to be dissolved and Norway declared its independence. Also, the reason for swedes working in Norway has to do mostly with the strength of the norwegian currency, even though the unemployment rate in Norway is roughly half of that in Sweden.

  • @rourin You need to learn your history. The union King Oscar was dethroned by the Norwegian parlament, and Norway demanded to leave the short and unsuccessful union even if militarily. Norway had it's own constitution (17th of May 1814) before the union was a reality, own military,own laws,own parlament. Norway was growing strong economically those days as now, and needed embassys around in the world, and Sweden was a hinder for this. Today Norway is far above Sweden economically.

  • @brassas Where have you read that Oscar was dethroned? That is an utter lie, or I'd like to see you link to some sort of factual reference proving yourself right. I've never heard that side of the history. Norway tried to force themselves out, tensions arose and negotiations began in Karlstad to decide the future of the union. Those negotiations led to Sweden letting Norway go. National pride is stupid and makes you change history to your own liking. Get over it.

  • @brassas Who cares which country is richer than the other? What are you, 14? I appreciate that the whole of scandinavia is wealthy and belong to the richest 5% of the world, that means that I don't have to starve no matter what happens. I wont fall back to national pride defending my country to the bitter end. We all have negative things in the luggage and no country is perfect. Why put pride in borders? It's ridiculous.

  • @rourin so right!!

  • @brassas I also want said that I have nothing against Norway. It's the best neighbor we have and when I've been there on vacation the norwegians have always been kind and friendly, unlike the danes. ;)

  • haha :D så jävla bra:D

  • I'm just saying that there's no reason to blame just Sweden. At least Sweden didn't cause the war. Yeah it sucks when Finland was outnumbered by 1 to 100, but what can you do.

  • Sweden wasn't the only country who didn't help Finland. Whole world didn't do shit when Finns were fighting against communism. Actually USA aided Soviets by giving material and other goods. Finland was all alone fighting against the biggest army - the Red Army - and the biggest industrial power - USA.

    Finns had only bare hands and warrior genes against that unbeatable Goliath. Thanks to Finns you are not living under communism and the world isn't under even worse Russian power imbalance.

  • @publicuser1234 What? Are you saying that Germany didnt help Finland at all? Whitout Germany Finland would have lose to USSR.

  • @voluMzor In The Winter war Germany didn't. They only unofficially supported us to put up mean resistance. Yes we were totally unprepared for such a war. We quickly developed the triangulation measurement for our artillery to be super accurate. Our accurate artillery made us possible to put up mean resistance. With our limited hw we destroyed strategical targets 100% accurately. We didn't have the luxury to waste grenades.

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  • 'Jättebra!'

    LMAO.

  • Man hör på brytningen att de är finnar......

  • That comedy group looks like "Kreisiraadio" from Estonia.

  • Does it even matter about who defeated the biggest army or what-not? You could go on forever with all battles nations around the world have fought.

    Atleast our politicians were tactical enough to keep us out from the War.

  • @Nevarrus Swedish politicians were lucky not smart. Should Finland have lost to Soviet everybody understands Sweden would have been in deep shit. To not protect your best interests in this matter is just passive and coward.

  • @Jontissh And if we hadn't lost the battle at Poltava we would've ruled the world.

    It didn't happen, just like Finland didn't loose to Soviet.

  • Hahaha!! Its all true, - touche!

  • Finland didn't even exist back then.

  • @SuperRegisteredUser finland has been already from year 1323, maybe not an independent country but still longer than U.S.A

  • Hey... I am sure that mos finns have swedish blood in their vains, and thats not a problem for me. After all, we are relatives somehow and we should stop arguing about cultural and historical disagreements.

    Sports are different thing! Sports are only honorable way we can compete with each other, and if Sweden wins every competition... we train.

  • There has never been bigger pussies than the swedish people. NEVER!

    They never won Russia. Even if Russia was weak because of the mongol invasion the swedish fags still failed to defeat the russians.

    Finland and Germany how ever did destroy the Russian Empire by sending Lenin there. Important thing to remember is that if not for Finland than Lenin would have been arrested and the revolutin woould have never happend.

  • Finland is just being childish because their language / people is so ugly. ;(

  • @Allexstrasza Says a 17-year-old who still watches Naruto. Geez, talking about childish..

  • @Ballol See, you just couldn't help yourself could you? Had to answer with something petty. Learn how to take a joke.

  • @Allexstrasza That's one bad joke to tell.

  • @Allexstrasza

    hahahaha aussie calling other people ugly. Brush your teeth you anglo-saxon shit.

  • Swedes were only brave enough to murder unarmed civilians in Finland in 1918. They lie about being neutral in world wars. Don"t know why everybody believes them.

  • This video is mistaken claiming that the swedish faggots did not fought in WW1. They did.

    The fags invaded Åland Islands because there was a civil war in Finland so the faggots thought that they could use the civil war to make certain areas in Finland part of Sweden again.

    Than the germans came and drove the swedish fags who were scared shitless back to Sweden.

  • hahahaha

  • Mitä Ruotsilla on mutta Suomella ei?

    -Hyvä naapurimaa :D

  • Ho ho

  • SWEDISH ARE FAGETS !

  • @erskacz if being a "faget" means drinking and and doing sports while other people die in war : SIGN ME IN!

    I want to be a "faget"

  • so you are a faget !! :)

  • Yeah. Im very "faget" and "homosex" if that is what takes to play sports while others die for hitlerstalins

  • I AM DISAPPOINT

  • DAD?

  • @bustedei You are a failure.

  • @JohnACorp782 Be dat way den!

  • @bustedei DAD: IM FROM FINLAND AND I AM HOMOSEX

  • DAD, IM HOMOSEX

  • ffs people you should be happy that there are no big wars going on. Swedes are not better than finns and finns are not better than swedes. And gay is not a nickname.why cant you just move on. im happy that sweden is our neighbour country and im happy that my homecountry is independent.

  • sweden's full of niggers

  • Fix your facts people. :) Finns don't hate Swedes. Well, only the immature and retarded do. Finns and Swedes should be thankful to eachother. We've done some serious shit together. Sweden aided Finland in both, winter and continuation war. Read some books ppl, don't take your facts out your ass and just drop them randomly.

  • why can't we all just get along ;)

  • @Urdok123 turpa kiinni,

  • What did I say about the immature and retarded people? =D

  • turpa kiinni :D eih nyt sentää, kylhä ruottalaisia on vihattu aina, eikä ne viisaatka nyt niistä varmaa aina tykkää ;)

  • @MrOneTwo123 eikä ole. Ruotsi on on jokasuhteessa hieno maa. Tukholma Euroopan hienoimpia kaupunkeja. Heja!

  • @Urdok123 Nazis helped us too. And everyone hates THEM. Unfair?

  • @Urdok123 And the result is that we have to learn swedish.

  • @Urdok123 There's a good joke about Sweden in WW2. "We're neutral" say the Swedes with a smile. "We're not", say the Germans and march to Stockholm.

  • @Urdok123 I hate.

  • at least one mature and intelligent person on youtube.

  • @Urdok123 Theres 2 things I hate in Sweden and they are the only things I hate.

    1. They don't need to learn Finnish language but Finns have to learn Swedish language

    2. Sweden is more popular than Finland which sucks because we are "equally good"

  • @Urdok123 i do have my facts rigth and i hate sweden (for personal reasons) so does that make me inmature and retard??just asking

  • @Urdok123

    But they didn't help so much. They gave us a loan, and 10 thousand valuntary came here. It was about their freedom too. If Soviet Union would have conquerd sweden too.But anyways, the sweden are ok, they have nice girls:D

  • Fuck all yall idiots on both sides. The "ultra patriotic" Finns and also the delusional Swedes who think they fought the war for us. Yeah, get over the fact that Sweden has only managed to get iat's ass kicked in all wars in the last few centuries. Who have you ever beaten? Denmark? Jesus...

    And to the Finns who keep this fight going... Why the fuck do you hate Swedes so much? I couldn't give two shits about them or their part (more so the lack of) in WW2.

  • don't speak about things you do not know nothing about lol

  • lol, Sweden hasn't been in any wars in which to get their ass kicked in a few centuries.

    But during it's 100 years of superpowerdom they kicked the asses of Russians, Poles, Prussians and Danes lol. Also Danmark at the time was a force to be reckoned with, fail.

  • I thought it was Russia that kicked Sweden's ass.

    And besides... finnish people don't have Sweden, it's just a joke you morons

  • yeah and half of soldiers were finnish. after sweden lost finland to russia they suddenly stopped fighting because they were no match for any other country any longer