douche commercial

[justasiam1970]

reading some of these posts is going to cause me to have a heart attack!! LOL!

[xzuvqz]

*women are inherently unclean and vile*

[HelloooooThereeeee]

Oh my god, whyyyyy?!!

[oingofan]

"Mom, do you douche?"

"No silly, I have a penis."

[crappiefillet]

I asked my dad that question when I was young and I am still wearing a neck brace.

[DeadSkinnyCows]

i find it hard to masturbate to this....

[johnniewalker66669]

@DeadSkinnyCows Me to

[samus7321]

I want to see an up to date one just to hear "yeah I douche you douche bag."

[mirbez]

My mom used to leave these shits in the tub... I had to use a shampoo bottle to scoop it up the side and out the shower.

[otosflashymoon]

Ha! I remember this commercial as a boy. It would come on with my mom or sister in the room. I wanted to crawl under the couch. Life was tough before remote control!

[ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

i will have to add this video to my 'watch later' so i can read the hilarious comments when i have the time

[BunchesBundles77]

Too bad people back then were so uninformed when it came to douching. Bad stuff... bad stuff.

[manthax]

NOTHING about that made me feel fresh 0_o

[oingofan]

Now available in creamy bacon ranch...

[Bunnyhop777]

"Mom...do you douche?"

"Honey, such horrific and impertinent questions is what YahooAnswers and google is for..."

[Ilovemetal777]

@Bunnyhop777 I feel like at least half the people on Yahoo Answers are trolls haha

[Uluwatusunrise]

But wait there's more!!! If you buy now and tell them Hannity sent you, our butt reps will send not just one of these anal thingys; we will send our Turbo Geiser to every member of the current White House at no additional cost!!!

[HarvardCurlingTeam]

Yikes.

[bbshooter89]

LOVEEEEEE THIS BRANDDDDD

[Paulbarbato]

Mom....do you Douche? LOL

[Baldgol4]

I used to walk down the beach with my dad and we would talk about our balls.

[Baldgol4]

I use it on my salad as well...

[allinyamomsvaj]

My attempt to masterbate to this was unsuccessful.

[akiraman26]

So long to salt and venager chips

[evanw2192]

ONLY WAY TO CLEAN MY PUSSY

[yourlifeisafail]

eww who the hell actually does that?!

im a girl, thats just lame

[petejt]

She needs the Full Throttle Douche Bottle

[buck62sugar]

Talk about a non-sequitur. What usually pops in one's mind when taking in a beautiful beach with a loved one: hygiene questions.

Precious moments such as these should not be wasted on discussing fulfilling dreams, existential angst, or saving whales. No. The appropriate topics are brands of anal creams, lubricants, moisturizers, and wart removers.

"Mom, do you douche" ... " I sure do" like it's a badge of honor. LOL.

[theunderdoggx1]

@elc1960 LMFAOROTFL that was great. i laughed for about 10 mins

[acompanyofwolves]

only sissies douche. They should use baking soda, peroxide, and a toilet brush

[theconcorden]

@acompanyofwolves Ridiculous

[TheBullgang]

Don't watch this video wile eating a ham sandwich .

[Baldgol4]

I have used it in a pinch when I was out of salad dressing and it isn't that bad.

[jeaniedees123]

haha

[jeaniedees123]

ahahha

[the81stviewer]

So does the little "Just watched" and "up next" screen pop up for anyone else BEFORE the video is done?

[BCJEntertainment247]

Lesbian Incest.

[LionGoddess1]

ugh stupid ppl its an EIGHTIES AD hello?? its since been found that douching really seriously maybe permanently screws up your natural self cleaning flora that btw gets rid of the nasty candida which is otherwise k nown as "yeast" and you dont' want too much of that it causes itchiness and can lead to c ancer in severe cases and its HARD to get rid of and very very recurring if no natural flora(good bacteria) to fight it back.. and no chemical can cure you of it and especially not vinegar.

[TIMOTHYSAARINEN]

I wonder, do Italian women douche with balsamic vinegar?

[Rabiaku]

Douching means washing.

I'm guessing you wash with this?

[hayden98000]

How did I end up on a video like this

[tweetie35]

just use all natrual non fat yogart pour cultuer

[patrick9648]

I wonder if you can get it with baby spinach, carrots, radish and asagio cheese.

[curvbyb5qua3]

I would not wanna ask my mom that question ewww roflmao

[SuperFantasticTV]

im hungry for a salad now

[inasexymood]

10 people have never douched.

[gatecrasher86]

Clean n Fresh ! ha ha ha

[kendobunny]

What doctor would recommend douching? The vagina is a self-cleaning organ, and douching is only indicated in case of severe infections - and then only by prescription.

[xRequiem666]

Uhm, excuse me people, I see nothing wrong with this advertisement.

My mother and I walk down the beach all the time and talk about douching or just our vaginas in general. You guys need serious help, okay.

[Baldgol4]

And you wonder why he says your pussy tastes like salad?

[xoxokatgirlxoxo]

I really want to know how these actresses kept straight faces.

Or any sort of dignity.

[dr23rdbuchanmd]

Summer's Eve Summer's Eve Massengill Massengill wash your pussy,bitch kill that funky smell

[SweetEnvy010]

i hate douches but i love calling people a douche-fag lol

[kittypie070]

God damn I am just dumbstruck.

[turdsniper]

I sure Douche

[Jefgg]

Why don't these skanks just take a shower? Or maybe they should quit getting banged by football teams, rock bands and United Nations delegations.  It's just a suggestion.

[DaughterxOfxBlaze]

pssshhhh apparently I missed out on a very meaningful Mother Daughter bonding moment.

[cutieface2007]

i will never ask and never will ask my mother anything about my vagina

[dontlikeholsters]

this bitches mom would want to watch me fuck her daughter. hell i'd fuck'em both

[bodazaphfa]

Dirty bitches!

[fretplayer]

If you put something in that dark hole, it will disappear. 

[elc1960]

Apparently the daughter doesn't douche . . . thankfully, Mom never notices the pelicans just out of camera range that are following them on their little seaside stroll.

[franzchick66]

I don't really know what a douche is and I'm a girl, I just know it's an insult. I was told never to use it cause it kills you or something.

[kimimaro9979]

@franzchick66 Douches are used to clean a women's vagina. :| wiki it.

[landcmg]

@franzchick66 lol! no it doesn't kill you, it just messes with your chemistry and causes yeast infections. they're actually pretty nasty, women shouldn't use them.

[RevengeOfTheAbyss]

400 BABIES>

[vin8162005]

I douche... after every meal...

[patrick9648]

I wonder if it comes in balmamic vinegarette.

[vin8162005]

@patrick9648 or maybe poppyseed?

[alexanderj1987]

@patrick9648 pmsl!

[ThePapacut]

.....now daughter...go.... and let your man hump your sweet fresh pussy like its never been humped before....

[SWD2263]

Mom, do you douche? I sure do, especially after a gangbang, all those men , one after another, cumming in my twat, their cum runs out anfter the first 5 or ten, but eventually i need to wash the stinky fishy smell away. But Mom, i just suck them off, .. Ohh well next time try anal sex! will it hurt, no dear, not if you do it right, lots of lube and a small dick, a needle dick like your father,

[dm2910]

@SWD2263 wow nice little story there roflmao

[jimbailey69]

Amazingly, the mother didn't tell the daughter that her doctor also inappropriately caresses her clit during her yearly gyn exam....

[memory3945]

"Mom this is real personal.. So lets make a commercial about it." Lol!!

[Akira625]

Is this a commercial about Kevin Federline?:)

[JimmySand9]

See, I knew women love douchebags!

[depeche609]

That looks like the President from Battlestar Galactica..wtf?

[MEYEKORTS420]

I WOULD EAT THE CORN OUT OF HER SHIT.

[ArcadeLeak]

"mom do you douch?" "Fuck no I haven't had more dicks in me then a men's bathroom like you daughter"

[bubbajimmy8]

"Mom do you douche?"

"it's called soap and water dear"

"but what about you know..."

" Tell your boyfriend to buy a condom "

"but I"

"go to your room"

yeah I have no Idea where I was going with this

[Baldgol4]

And daddy loves how my coochie tastes like a salad!

[detinUretsehcnaM]

I wonder if it's worse to walk in on some girl douching than some guy masturbating. "Oh hey Sharon----OH MY GOD!!!!"

[detinUretsehcnaM]

"do you douche"?

[snorklefoot]

You'll see how clean and fresh Massengil makes you feel. Because your vagina is a filthy, dirty, stinking hole.

[1taekwondojunkie]

"mom do you douche"?...yes hunny right after you father leaves a fat load up in mommy.haahahha

[freddyfingerr]

I like the unedited Austrian version where it shows her clean vagina compared to one without a douche

[SkinnyKitchen]

why does miss piggy douche with oil and vinegar? cause kermit likes sweet n sour pork

[shampoodaking]

@SkinnyKitchen hahaa did you come up with that?

[MatBkNYC]

thats what you wanted to ask me?? i was wondering why you took me on this long walk across the stinky shoreline.. yea you need the vinegar and water too.

[cutieface2007]

vinegar is acidic it will burn and my vagina will smell like salad dressing

[monicannabella]

I think more women and men would appreciate this stuff if it were bacon flavored.

[bigdogcouch]

dude.......now thats funny!

That sounds like something Larry The Cable Guy would say.

[chibicelchan]

Two women (who honestly look the same age until you see the girl's face) walking on the shore in bulky sweaters talking about douching and stroking each other's hair!

NOT CREEPY AT ALL

[Baldgol4]

I hate the taste of this stuff. Why not make it taste like beer?

[littlegreengamer]

that's so hilarious how she's stroking her daughter's hair like, "you'll see how clean an fresh it makes you feel" that almost looks awkward and uncomfortable XD those two must have been paid a BUTTLOAD to do this commercial

[geass1928]

lol.... lol.....lol..........lol

[xxichilouchlyashaxx]

e_e

[pmunkyandpals11]

did she say vinegar? i'm not putting vinegar in my cooch~:P

[cowsys1]

why not? id happily eat cucumbers out of your cooch if you were willing enough to add some vinegar.

[amadeus987]

hahahaha lmfao I almost peed my pants

[Voltaireilicous]

CREEPS MCGEE

[DelhiHeat]

I'd say those ladies are real pickle pusses!

[zoetherebel]

Why did they pick like the two worst women for this part to make it SUPER awkward?!?!

[cuteycindyhoney]

"Only with vinegar and oil. It's what my salad chef recommends."

OMG! Did I write that?

[NanaNarcotic]

@cuteycindyhoney LMFAO that was mint.

[MegaThunderDick]

@cuteycindyhoney LOL Were talking about douching not tossing the salad!

[cuteycindyhoney]

@MegaThunderDick I had to look to see what I wrote! I forgot about this. LOL

[aw0o0]

@cuteycindyhoney only diff is that the V word in douching is vagina and the V word for salad is vegies lol

[cuteycindyhoney]

@aw0o0 Well, cucumbers and carrots can go in a vagina, as well as a salad!

[brittwit789]

hahahaha the comments are even better

[oingofan]

"Mom, does your twat stink"?

[HyperKenji]

I swear, at 0:23 I was like:

"hurr we bout to has some pronz"

then I threw up a little :l

[Baldgol4]

My mom said she used gasoline with a touch of Lilac water.

[snittolo]

W T F!!!!!!!!!!!!

[watashiwa100]

lol me and my mom were talking about this a few days ago lol!

[blu887]

oh my fkin gawd!!! Ahahhaahha

[oingofan]

"Mom, do you douche?" "No, I sandblast then acid-etch."

[SoSassy234]

ROFLMFAO!!!! Win.

[youngarsenio]

@oingofan LMAO

[aLostSoul1234]

What were they thinking with this commercial xD

[ripperfghj]

try Fruti Fresh it's a juice

[boxers1997]

LMFAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!

[deceptaconsrollout]

"hey mom, do you douche, I sure do". funniest shit ever said on television

[leela194]

" i sure do"

[armywife012205]

o_0 That gives me the creeps...

[papalolita]

Douche with Mentos and coke, it leaves you feeling clean and fresh.

[DelhiHeat]

KaBLAAM!!! Fizzzzzzzz.....oooh so fresh! LOLOLOL

[cuteycindyhoney]

Wouldn't a mentos and coke douche launch you across the room?

(^_^)

[fnesb]

when the daughter ask her mom if she douches her mom replies "I sure do..." thats the part that gets me laughing.

[xXxStillSearchinGxXx]

HAHAHA WTF

"Do you douche?"

[zool9999]

I'm pretty sure the daughter in this is Stacy Haiduk who plays crazy Mary Jane on Young and the Restless.

[BlackValleyRequiem]

o.o weird how the girl puts her head on the moms houlder after the mom brushes her cheek and whispers " youll see how , clean and fresh masingell will make you feel"

errie...

[orgelkraft]

They are so stupid they would use them up their noses....to cure the stink.... LOL From the stank I get around..... these things are WAY under used!!! I think they need vinagar and Fabreeze!!! I may never eat another grilled cheese sandwich... thanks wilkes85...

[wilkes85]

Anyone ever get that occasional filthy cunt smell in a crowded area? some women are too stupid to keep their cunts clean, so they walk around all day with their disgusting dirty smelly cunts.... I'll bet their cunts are just like opening up a grilled cheese sandwhich.

[thelindsayrose05]

ok the grilled cheese sandwhitch comment made me gag

[ArtypNk]

Duuuude... That comment is nastier than a taliban beheading video.

[wilkes85]

Bet you'll never eat a grilled cheese sandwich again HA HA HA

[Chazzer131]

HAHAHA that is fucking hilarious!! that made me LOL so much!

[iamlightboo]

do you douche?

lolz!

[BillyL96]

Douche bags!

[simpsonsman957]

wut duz tht word mean?.

[BillyL96]

Skip it...

[simpsonsman957]

but y.

[BillyL96]

Because I said so.

[marty1265]

lol

[ThiefInLaw]

I remember this commercial. I was in sixth grade and me and my buddies used to quote this shit in class. I'm not even sure if we knew what a douche was, but we still got a kick out of that kind of shit.

[StaffyCluck]

at the start,i thought that they were a couple,and i wasn't doubting it any less by the end of the ad

[juliastation]

I keep replaying the "do you douche?" line. Kinda like a near-death experience, it has to keep replaying before it stops being traumatizing.

[2bored2party]

haha lmao i thot it was an awkward conversation when i asked my dad wat a condom was lol

[simpsonsman957]

a condom?

[divinegrace01]

Is anybody else craving a light salad?

[greenblueprints]

would you ever ask this to your mom's face?  I couldn't keep a straight face!

[coolrunnings414]

My mother and I both found this commercial to be hilarious - as if any daughter would honestly ask her mother "do you douche?" while walking along a deserted beach arm-in-arm!

[smileygirl2121]

mom......do you douche?

xD hahaahhahahahaha

[supercatwd]

D:

Oh GOD. I don't whether to laugh or curl myself up into a small ball due to the hideous cringe that this is xD

[TheEvilPuppy]

Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee­eepppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y.......

[chriswadeA]

i would love cleaning this girl's vagina with my tongue, sweet little girl. she's gotten bigger now, well not fat, just older, but still beautiful.

[meredumais]

Dear God,

Thank you for only giving me sons.

Yours truly,

Grateful in Greenville

[MSmaackerbooty]

HILARIOUS.

[MissGreenDay7]

Douching is for pussies!

[m0u0s0e0]

at least she was upfront about it.

[keilabynum]

The worst part is that I remember this commerical. Back then I had no idea what they were talking about. I just remember thinking that girl must be stinky! LOL

[russelstoverjf4]

whats a douche? ol

[technologic6]

DX  OH GOOOOOOODDDD

[Dirtfire]

Haha, I think I saw this commercial at school. I remember the girls thought it was funny, too. They were complaining to one another about that "feeling fresh" line. lol

[bilalahmed2123]

lol

[beebop32]

eww what the hell?

[DeanAMacd]

then the mom went home and douched the daughter. "Don't you feel so fresh now, sweetie?"

[WadeBlazingame34]

Whoops... Thought this video was for The Young Cons - Conservative Prep School Rappers. My mistake!

watch?v=lkeZ2P4SiY8

[vdven]

The really weird thing was that this ad originally aired during halftime of the Super Bowl. :)

[DelhiHeat]

Would there be a Douchedown after a touchdown?lol

[daveadler]

what? that makes no sense at all!

here's how it works:

- a touchdown is followed by a PAT.

- a douchedown is followed by a PAP (smear).

[Duhya]

toutouch>! lol

[SerinaTomoe]

LOL WTFFFF