Ricky Jay penetrates a watermelon

[everybodytookmyname]

This kills the duck.

[shivan1999jaguarz236]

DOUBLE PENETRATION!!

[8bitDerp]

that noise was actually the watermelon going WOOO

[dimiyaj]

I would also like to penetrate the rich red interior also.

[TheAnubis754]

I came here to make a comment about the title, looked at the top comments and saw that someone beat me to it. :/

[MelossakaEkkinox]

1:20 that dude looks like a pedo wtf...

[BrEnNo1023]

@MelossakaEkkinox looks like a perfect trollface ^.^

[MattGM92]

This is the most Jewish man i have ever seen.

[Brunswickboyy]

This... Pisses... Me... Off XD hahahaga hes a funny one

[snobelboff]

the genie with a dirty mind!

[migspers]

jajaja he did it! xD

[J88Wolf]

This is guy is funny as f*ck! x'D

[gtsimos4ever]

1:55 wow wow wow :P

[BigMisterApple]

I penetrated a watermelon once.... totally different story though

[richo1333]

what a seedy title

[polskapenetrater]

Why is that bald Guy so dam excited?

[dethershiterhot]

how the hell did I get here from "street fighting videos of nyc"?!

[TheDPG10007]

@dethershiterhot i came here from card throwing videos, imagine my surprise

[s2007h]

Lol

[extremebigmeal]

the last card was something like more solid

[IchiJewSan]

Twisted Fate

[trantiensi]

wa dinh~

[CLDBL00DED]

He has toilet seat hair

[saxkay310799]

Thumbs are up

[Battlescar2]

Ha! Penetrates...

[Canoots]

i like how close he is to the targets when throwing the cards. not really impressive.

[dylanCongTu]

i penetrated a watermelon once. but it was a different story tho.

[rajasmasala]

i've got flashblock on so i haven't seen the vid but just came here to say, love that title. can't be hygienic.

[russianemosorrye]

THE WATERMELON... Is it racist?

[BBQPeanut]

1:55 most sarcastic wow ever.

[gianboy2001]

top comments funniest shit on youtube.. hahahaha



[jeffreylm747]

when i looked at the thumbnail i though he split the whole watermelon in half thumbs up if you did!

[0900090990]

really wtf is hard about that? -_-

[TheMaxedTank]

@0900090990 Try it and then and then say that.

[Jeff0Hardy1Fan]

i've also pentrated a melon once... Then my girlfriend broke up...

[The1WhoDraws]

...

[zanuha]

3:46

Shoulda said ''This amuses the melon.''

[btfbossman]

i can do this same thing haha im awesome

[daveygravey123456]

he sweats from throwing cards and not eating cheeseburgers

[iaadotlk1]

He is the modern day Gambit from X-Men.

[Uchihaman1234]

heehehehehehehehe...!! Penetrate...

[cadia101]

Oh with cards...yeah...

[DudePersonThingMan]

The duck part was fake -_-

[Super123qwerty456]

3:36 yes i got it this show last time i just used a joke to explain why i didnt get it ahah jk good show!

[bouhcbeta]

came here expecting some porn... left disappointed -(

[simplecommonsense1]

i penetrated a watermelon last night... some how i remember it being a little different...

[BcEpicMushroom]

the real twisted fate..

[Tha1nzane99]

the title made me horny

[StillLearning2Play]

Dont ever try to rob this guy... you'll get one hell of a paper cut...

[sess2011]

The title is very misleading

[GummsSlagur]

@sess2011 And yet you wanted to watch the video?

[TheJnat]

@sess2011 thanks for letting me know, i was hoping for something else,...

[frostygaz]

@sess2011

thankfully

[mat31new]

@sess2011 actually it isn't. he said that he is going to penetrate the melon.

[J88Wolf]

@sess2011 ROFL! 

[kopskup]

@sess2011 why dont u flag it then ?

[heroinhero69]

dr gupta!

[NotARacistRapist]

I'll penetrate your waddymellon

[Mehmet619]

I used to penetrate watermelons once, then I took an arrow to the knee

[rockandroll4567]

i used to be good at card tricks like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee.

[Mrcake422]

@totti2077 never laughed so hard in my life!!

[zombiecheese11]

oh... misleading title

[mcarnteydied]

I can penetrate a melon

=====D (___)

|__)_)

[xDisturbedD]

HEY WATERMELON...what ?? ....CARDS !

[Urgoth40]

Oh. That kind of penetrate.

[Adam12088]

Flagged for misleading video title

[aloranor]

I came for the title, and then came again when he threw the cards.

[ThaOlsenBanden]

This video title on Youtube: Card throwing..

This video on title Youporn: Nasty shit..

[FinalSkyTheGamer]

hahaha what a newb!

[geminwanzo]

i think it is more awesome to slide a card under the watermelon 1:56

[ErikCfull]

Hehe

[DynastyEmpire]

Gambit, is that you?

[Timeline15]

In Soviet russia you throw malons at cards.

[bbranam7]

Cracked

[wakeskate12]

Best video title ever.

[totti2077]

1:37 awkward clapping person

[kamacizy420]

@totti2077 that was his mom

[malinko35]

@totti2077 must have been a black guy

[renno103]

@totti2077 He was hoping the performance name was literal.

[TheRunescapeMoneys]

@totti2077 he was clapping because of the ripeness of the watermelon

[Ioganstone]

@totti2077 LOL!

[LaPriestaz]

1:17 Trollface

[Kajjeh]

Not that hard

[Tantronium]

i was more impressed when it landed in between the watermelon and the table.

[DriggerX900]

his accuracy from one foot away is amazing....

[phatman811]

david blaine would've made the watermelon kill itself with the cards

[agrosek1]

how in the hell did i get here?

[tykifla]

Lol at the person who claps when he reveals the watermelon at 1:36.

[Trambolin111]

not even funny O_O

[Lanvill]

Impressive aim. I can do that, but It whould take me a ful deck of cards to hit the damn thing.

[xgugas]

Hisoka

[000Winter000]

1:16 she's too cool to clap

[2690NINJA]

HOW DOES HE DO IT?

[Aulmeyda]

YEAH!

[Celest1c]

Possibly also the greatest living comedian :D

[ResediVlad]

I'll penetrate your watermelon

[jesperhk88]

Does peaple not know who this is... -.-

It's one of the best Magicians in the world!!

Stop say his random, and nothing..

He allso got the record for throwing the fastest cards in the world, without machines..

[MarsHabitat]

I clicked just for Penetration.

[illidur]

so... 1 million people watched a guy throw cards at stuff.

[BLUDREDSOCKS]

@illidur its cool...and hard to do.

[bloodygopher1]

@illidur so did you

[LetsLeaveTown]

there was probably a cut in it lol

[ArchitectCraft]

Strange part of youtube, We meet again

[georgel1112]

I use the same thecnique:D

[Lado916]

1:51 uu...uuuu....uuuu awsome

[subsoc17]

at 1:15 she is not amused, but her husband is loving it.

[yellowmustang71]

he can penetrate the rich juicy pink.. er.. red interior.....

[RagingFlashires]

Pause slowly, the duck was hit on the higher part of the head. Fake.

[squanto9328]

The guy smiling @1:20 really pisses me off

[cpnewcheats]

He can't penetrate a woman! :P

[thevampirobom2]

@cpnewcheats suck me motherfucker

[Vippe101]

well i can penetrate a watermelon too :P

[YouTasteLikeTofu]

misleading title

[copperheadsif]

woah. when i saw "ricky jay penetrates a watermelon"..man i was... totally expecting something else...

[detvarsomkatten]

check my video response out, I'm having a bet with ma friends. The one of us who have got most views before christmas have to buy the otherone an extremly big amount of chocolote. Please be a sport and check it out, cause i tell you this. you dont want ma friends to win. Have a nice day to all of you, cuz thats what im going to have ;D

[damaldazzar]

i had naughty thoughts when reading the title :)

[xn4ruto]

1 16 to 1 17 sex look

[ANGELSGYMSINGH]

Very funny.. and very skillfull

[BananaWeedTurtle]

the title of this video is soooo dirty...

[muskie1976]

i have a video i'm selling for $5- muskie1976 penetrates ricky jays 19yr old college co-ed daughter.

[XerkoGames]

That's some nice armor penetration

[RocMegamanX]

I came here through Cracked.com.

[AstronomyGuru84]

What a strange title O_o

[BigMisterApple]

I penetrated a watermelon once... totally different story though

[interstellarradio]

@BigMisterApple

Precisely what I thought when I read the title.

[Unterschiedliche]

@BigMisterApple I've thought about it too many times :P

[RellyTheCheater]

@BigMisterApple ...And then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Cable23041998]

misleading title XD

[attomal]

"Rick Jay penetrates a watermelon" That title is not right xD

[legacysage]

@attomal That's what I was thinking. Sounds like some sort of porno.

[bastonydaga]

Gambit.



[brandoncormier4]

this is knida easy.. anyone ever through cards at stuff before..?

[dckkingsmill]

I'll penetrate that watermelon with a penis

[129675ROBLOX]

I was the 1,000,000th viewer. I'm not joking.

[smoshrules1000]

this scares.. the mellon

this wounds.. the mellon

... this pisses me off!

[zigui98]

too bad... a golden card would have STUNED... the melon

[eliannys610]

AIMBOT!!!



[kozackie]

i am the 1,000,001th viewer, GOD DAMNIT

[MushrooMars]

Did anyone else interpret the title a different way?

[MrIPhonemaniac]

hes throwing it from like 1 foot away...

[funnytourtoise]

I don't get American Humour at all... I mean is he trying to sell me something!?

"Try the new 52 pack of professional cutting blades.... perfect for cutting watermelons"

[tarutso]

If I was in the audience I'd be pissed off

[Voxerlite]

your fruit killing skills are remarkable

[ZorrroUK]

Just came here to say: ZING!

[Clucky117]

Twisted fate!?

[Voi117]

@Clucky117 Fuck yeah. quiz: Skarner VS Renekton

[me0864]

@Clucky117 he can teleport too?

[kaspar16]

@Clucky117 yeah, but he got fatter :S

[Clucky117]

@kaspar16 Don't ask how, but its a card trick.

[Radix0mfg]

@Clucky117 more likely fat fate

[skaterdude51533]

What a misleading title.

[ninjaXR06]

this guy needs a g/f or sumthin, hahaha

[nofatchxplzthx]

i thought this was porn

[sancheziscool12345]

Fatality!

[DonBugatti]

1:14 At first she was like (¬_¬) but then she (>w<)

[victoryxfailure]

Someone fed Twisted Fate

[GamePlaysGalore]

this guy looks like ken burton

[TheMattwalls84]

people payed for that?

[59erick]

hahahaha the lady at 1:15 is like wtf is so special about this xD hahahaha

[Mryesify]

Twisted fate's father.

[CardSparkProductions]

I can throw a card farther into a melon

[WootownMafia929]

Black people are probably furious right now.

[pwnwner]

he sucks, wtf

[djmoyzi]

gay



[igneo95]

and so the perverted comment war begins -_0

[MrMichaelZhao]

the watermelon had 103 relatives

[TheTitan606]

Gambits long loss fat brother

[BakoShinamo]

HOW TO PENETRATE MELONS GOOD:

BE ASIAN

OR

BE RICKY JAY

[SweHuntah123]

@BakoShinamo But aren't asians too small?

[4Ventus]

I love how he needs a towel after throwing some paper cards. xD

[DoctorSargeMD]

Cold steel should make some playing cards

[toycie1993]

the man at 1:15 seems very excited while his wife is like i wanna punch u in the face for bringing me here!

[icydia1]

conceded much?" a feat so amazing I MUST mention it

[roneiraq]

I Can Do that :D



[MrStoicSage]

"This angers the duck"

[BLUEICE542]

103 people grows watermelons.

[DarthJackson2]

thumbs up if Cracked sent you here.

[Taternator2101]

3:47 - 3:50 lol if agree thumbs up ;)

[atthedr1ve]

Only white people could find this amusing

[olfan92]

@atthedr1ve guess ive gone black then...

[HFMOG]

@atthedr1ve only blacks could find tyler perry amusing