LOOK!!

[TheGruzel]

yay birthdayvlog! :D

[maxxspin]

not five dollars!!!

[N3wbyB3wby]

Can i buy some Buscus grease?

[JaxenCupid]

wait so...wheres the safety torch song? and what about the sideburns song? please post them toby!

[JamANDkez]

stop saying audience are you looking at this

[xlovesmilemusiccx]

@JamANDkez oh my god. did, did you really just ask that? OH MY GOD. You must be new.

[zeckman101]

Was Steven like crushed up onto the dashboard????

[Maskofsanity01]

lmao if you turn on the cc beta the captions it comes up with as almost as funny as toby himself

[SPAMUELson2]

you a funny person

[dcTalk4evr]

5:41 <3 haha

[Gandalfnog1]

air does grow on tree's

[abigailsirr1234]

No stop stephen,stop stephen,STOP! Hahaha lolas

[KelseysYTC]

I'm starting to doubt Stevens existence....

[eggplant1994]

so.... how much cocaine do you usually do before your videos?

[yomama130psn]

do you just park places and record...with out the car on but your seatbelts hooked up?... thats just......AWESOME!!

[RozalynW]

well toby, in case you care, all thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs. so yes a thumb is technaclly a finger so the answers, 4 fingers and a thumb or 5 fingers are both techanlly correct . . . does anyone care? prbly not. oh well now you know.

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[stargatemagic38]

Wisteria Wednesday Toby! Wisteria is purple!

[carlmacbob]

Toby!!! i liked, i posted on facebook and now I want a T-shirt is that too much? thats precarious!

[freddytheshadowninja]

The correct phrase would be: "If you put this in a lazyvlog, I will murder OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAND people!"

[ilovetosmilee]

@freddytheshadowninja Hahahaha! Yess! I totally a fan of this dbz reference. (:

[tmb317]

...jet hole.... awkward?

[kaliopi1980]

@TobyTurner thank you for lighting up my morning in Sydney. you are so funny, i couldnt stop laughing! xx

[RobotPrawn]

@nintendosupernerd that was the joke, faggot

[nintendosupernerd]

well technically because trees give off oxygen, air does grow on trees

[KingWasabe777]

@nintendosupernerd he was joking

[Skanda98]

YOU WILL COME TO MINNEAPOLIS NOW I WILL SEE U BACK STAGE NO IS NOT AN ANWER C U THERE TOBY!!

[animefreakculicious2]

Tobuscus voice on TV? I gotta see this!! :D --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[Arsenal22Fc22]

should be woodland wednesday :P

[NinjaFrickinMuffin]

o; my names Anna...he said my name! o:<

[julierileys]

every day, i watch a lazy vlog and go insane with jealousy when i see that the name at the bottom is not mine

[Seapony1219]

JET HOLE!!!!!

[ChubbiliciouzSwag]

yea. a green tobuscas shirt would he nice...(wink wink, nudge nudge)

[Allahanna1]

Toby, what channel is your ad going to be on, at what time?

I want to DVR the premier so all my friends can watch it with me, so they can experience the epic too. I'm the only one of my friends who knows how much you win (besides Fred, but he's stupid). It makes me sad.

[yolanda0916]

Toby is like a cuter, family friendly Daniel Tosh!

[yolanda0916]

Florida!!

[horsebackrider22]

GO TO MINNEAPOLIS <3 I WOULD DIE

[stephenlestrange]

Come to Toronto!! - your friendly Canadian

[rabidpotatoify]

mmmhmmm i'll check you out alright xD

[FFWA20]

You should totally come to Vermont!!!! While or after you go to New York. Of course you are probably going to the city and by city I mean New York City, and if you should go to Connecticut, make an awesome appearance at University of New Haven. Yeah that would be epic. Just something to consider :) Love you Toby Tobuscus Turner!!

[CaSCHWANK]

en.wikipedia org/wiki/List_of_colors#W

apparently "Wenge" is a colour lol "Wenge Wednesdays" has kind of a ring to it, i think...

[mrscupcake210]

I have pink eye and you make me happy when I'm hurting!!

[KaiOH13]

i love his face before he does intro of darknes then red ness then whiteness, sudden excitement :D

[windingryan]

kronos is alive!

[BlackOpsPlaya42]

wat channel is the literal on!!!

[soulholders]

@BlackOpsPlaya42 It's not up yet, but his old Revelations trailer is on Tobuscus; he'll probably put this new one on there too if he's allowed.

[LordofFullmetal]

@anythinggirl95 I know right? I had to introduce most of my friends to Tobuscus coz they just don't know who he is. It sucks even more coz I'm in the Blue Mountains, not Sydney or anything so even if he DID come to OZ I'd have to know about it ages beforehand or i wouldn't make it. HEAR THAT TOBY? If you EVER come to OZ, tell us beforehand!

[bananacake4u]

The Tobuscus hat totally reminds me of the Ninja Turtles logo!! :D

[SalthawkMusician]

LMAO! Loved the ending!

[xFlamarangx]

POCARIOUS!!!

[FordPrefectA42]

Shirtness of swagly

[Foxmagus]

I'm already in New York, I just need to know when you're coming and I'll totally be there!

[lcthecoolone]

At 7:52 Click Ctrl+R .............. Yu Welcome

[pinkfloyd873]

haha, stop steven, stop! N- no... STOP! STOP STEVEN!!!

[MrJmac28]

real gangsters wear purple

[shakeyjakey3]

Gross..? I would happily swim in a pool of BUSCUS grease.

[BOBCAT2001ify]

At 4:12 it's funny

[twhitt252]

What game are you doing the literal for ? =o

[bombalurina]

I can haz Minneapolis meet up?

[EverGreenTerrence]

thats what she said

[rtklord]

wweeeeew

[reybeccer33]

press 7 for "YEAH!"

[iapple1396]

the day this was posted was my birthday!!

[telsah1]

Thats a really cool hat.

[lynnworkies]

Babysit me!

[acesbabe287]

marry me!

[tzach44]

@5:30, HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE THE SACRED BRO CODE!?!

Here's a reminder.... Bro Code article 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.

Got it memorized?

[Ragenzen]

@tzach44 You're not allowed to talk about the bro code in front of the opposite sex, where there are plentiful with Tobuscus' vlog youtube channel. No. Just no.

[tzach44]

@Ragenzen but everyone knows the bro code is just a work of fiction.. (*wink*) completely a work of fiction...(*wink*)

[GrabAnwalt]

@tzach44 Well, he raps a lot and he probably has A.D.D. so... that may count.

[tzach44]

@GrabAnwalt I'll try to get the final word from it from one of The grate Barnabes relatives...

[ThePunisher014]

6:58

LOL LOL LOL XD

[BonnefoyEngland7]

dude, i'm going to New York for my birthday nov. 11-13, and if i see you there, that would be the most amazing incredible 18th birthday supprise ever.... o__o you should totally go then.

[CYKO765]

Hold 6 for Toby to turn into a laser gun :)

[Ruhnezmei89]

LOL CAN YOU IMAGINE PEOPLE WALKING BY TOBY'S CAR!!! STOP STEVEN STOP!!!

[cheea5]

"Jumbo Jets for everyone!" Lololololol, Oh Toby.....

[angelannarocks]

my name is Anna and he said anna like a bunch of times.. just died a little on the inside..

[KnockoutVirus]

So when you come to minneapolis beware its colder than shit here....wait a while and there will be alot of whiteness around.

[PaperFlower320]

I squealed when he said Minneapolis...and my mom asked if I was alright...NO MOM! WE NEED TO GO NORTH NOW! TOBUSCUS COULD BE IN OUR STATE!!

[Pumpkinlolz001]

I loled at 5:40-5:42/3 ish.... TOBY! UR FACE!

[SoWrongItsAmbzee]

Come to Jersey! Its only an 2-3 hours away from New York! :D

[codyegertonbell]

stop steven steven steven st-st-st-STOP STEVEN

[EEDDLL1234]

PoLaNd

[ronvins]

I was playing a game last night and looked down into a black pit, I said the 'outro darkness, then redness, then whiteness' in my best Toby voice. My brother didn't know what I was talking about. Haha

[toughbail456]

that boop was insane

[toughbail456]

PHILADELPHIA! ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG PHILLY!....not being obnoxious. i would just really love it. can the will of one young man really change a big L.A. celebrity's mind? *sigh*

[Ashy7005]

He shpuld do a compilatipn of his boop faces :D

[TheMarveldude7]

"I wasn't pinching my nipple" I highly doubt that

[IsaaClarke003]

Minneapolis!!!!

[piggyjump43110]

You should have a separate mail time with Toby

[SteamArtist]

Alaskaaaaa Comeeee

[RedSoxFan470]

Whip-pur Wednesday!Hampshire High School pride!

[MisterCorkyPants]

LOL @ 6:11

[jennywwefan101]

NO STOP STEVEN STOP..BOOP! lmao.

[rynierocks]

PRESS 7 FOR BLACKBUSCUS :D

[gamerkelly]

6:58 did toby just do a mickey mouse impression?

[gamerkelly]

6:59 did toby just do a mickey mouse impression?

[gamerkelly]

who exactly IS Steven

[ThatGadgetMatt]

"You wanna kinda come hang out. I don't know where. We'll figure it out" Song..NOW!

[MrAwesomePossum2385]

when is the literal trailer on and what channel?

[DrMadolite]

Mentos! The freshmaker! :D

[bccr13]

LMAO at that outro XDXDXD

[WyattDeS]

AUSTRALIA FOOL

[TheBigtrev1234]

ok me and this girl in my since class are going to the minneapolis one if u have it. so you should show up at irondale high school on tuesday!

[SuperYification]

Plz send me a shirt btw nice outro wicked maybe the best outra yet

[CTownhill123]

The thumb is the fingers midget cousin so..... Yeah we'll call it a finger

[majiira]

best outro ever^^

[ganzfan9]

LOL "audience WA wat r u doin (struggling to get ur head there) staring at that"

[MsGirlOnline]

Is it bad when you watch so much toby that you dream of lazy vlogs?

Its like an extra one!

[SalthawkMusician]

@MsGirlOnline haha! Nope! At least I hope not... cuz I had the same thing happen to me only it wasn't Toby (sadly) it was Luke Conard. Do you know him?

[rockkid935]

@MsGirlOnline omg u have that problem too lol

[12chipi]

@MsGirlOnline YEAH!!! OMG

[XxFailtalityxX]

@MsGirlOnline Next time you have a dream about one record it and send it to toby so he can watch the lazyVlog that he made in your dream eventhough he probally wasn't acctually there in your dream!...OR WAS HE?

[vana2739]

Come to Newfoundland Canada

[MrCrusher25]

you should have an app that when you press a button it says one of your catch phrases like: INTRO DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITNESS

[potatoskinz5]

I love it when you wipe our faces.

[TPob53553d]

Both New York and Minneapolis are not that far from Toronto, Toby... =P

[bwwinz9735]

mass effect 3 trailer?

[torpedogamers2]

im in bwi right now and i just heard a plane! lol! OOH LOOK ANOTHER PLANE!! OOOWWW MA EAAARRRRSSS,,

[AnimalKrazy1568]

Toby, You should come to Iowa!!!

[MrPoohbearluver]

Toby, if u dont giv me a tshirt, i will come to la and tear up your hat of whiteness. JK!!!!!! plz plz plz plz plz send me a tshirt

[Dale13Bruce]

Toby..Kate..Cory..and SEANANNERS?!?! All in one place?!?! Why am I not there right now?!?!

[EkTrutle]

COME TO AUS!!

[MultiStarwars22]

no its a dude with a spear

[MultiStarwars22]

some ppl say thumbs are fingers and others vice versa but im nuetral

[GiggityUrSelf]

Yea when and were will the literal trailer be on cuz I wanna see it

[ChronoCarbon]

COME TO BOSTON!!!!

[xYumemilee]

we only wear pink on wednesdays

[patinoina1]

SHIRT!!!!

[3mumford3]

Lol I would send a letter or something but idk where to send it to. :/

[kikboz123]

sooooooo

[Pancake833]

this was posted on my birthday, can i PLEASE have a t-shirt :D?

[Edd112197]

Holy crap. My teacher, Han-nah has that same handwriting...

[MsShmankYou14]

How many times did he zoom in on his boob?

[thedeathskittle]

ofcourse air doesnt grow on trees

[darkwarrior3489]

toby: come closer and we'll talk to you,

plane: * crash lands in front of him*

toby: O.O oh my biscuits...

[Hutchiga297]

Toby... Plz.... T-Shirt

[RayWest1982]

Your thumb is not a finger.

[Derrizic]

You should hit up McGuire AFB in New Jersey 

[Chukiie44]

ŧoby your so hothothot :)

[LtShock]

Go to Ocupy Wall Steet, Toby. For a meetup. xD

[TheKaneR1000]

shirty shirt

[xAlykahx]

Lol, fishbowlean. I think we need to make a Tobitionary! (A dictionary of Toby Turner terms! *achoo!*)



[shawnthetaco10]

@xAlykahx ahh alergic to alliteration are you? *achoo*

[xAlykahx]

@shawnthetaco10 You know it! Every Tuesday, I have Toby Turner Tshit Tuesday, achoo! And all my friends dont get it :)

[TheLegodexter]

AIR DOSENT GROW ON TREES, TREES GIVE OU AIR!

[GrimjowThe]

HIS CAR HAS OVER 9000 MILES!

[123gleekout]

Tooobbbbbbbyyyyy <3

[TheAlyssia13]

STOP STEPHAN! STOP!!!

[UnohKlenke]

how many fingers? how many fingers? how many fingers? Finger..???

Reaction.... seven probably clean me off please

[supershoes7]

mikey mouse at 7:00

[OMGZPANADAS]

you drive a BMW 228i

i know because of your Dashboard// i drive a 330i BMW of Epicness

[deanoeldo]

He sounded like Mickey Mouse at 7:00 :)

[cuttyflam]

its wackoff wendsday. i can wackoff to this

[Lucarrioismyrealname]

air doesn't grow on trees...?

[TakeshinawaKun]

TOBY. GET YOUR ASS TO THE UK

[hihosilver45]

Ubisoft is... in another country xDDD

[Zivs1]

*boooo-ooooo-oooop*

[Prenders145]

Hold 9

If Toby was in a car crash...

*_*

[JohnnyGameGuy]

The outro Boops have been comming in pairs recently. You always do it twice.

[TheAntoven]

my gaydar is going off

[reaperad1]

@TheAntoven Well then stop looking in the mirror.

[Rikomag]

@reaperad1 This. You sir, are brilliant.

[clearwaterblues]

@TheAntoven Gaydar is exclusive to the GBLT community. Congrats. :)

[TieDieCrafter]

Air doesn't grow on trees? Seriously? *Facepalm*

[BunyWithAGun]

@TieDieCrafter well it doesnt....

[pwnedbymegirl]

OHMEHGOSH. You iz be coming to MinneSNOWta?

you know, when i'm home alone, i play all your video just to have another voice in the house xD Haha, is that weird? :s U r awzm ;)