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  • "no no no no no!" 4:12 hahaa

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  • gotta love those Ford hemis

  • NO NO NO NO NO :D

  • I respect this way of life, old cars have a spirit and is dificult to explain. Ugly truck ? no this is History and you just do it. Regards old buddy

  • His beard is epic

  • at the start was that pot? (weed) at 0:27

  • WE know it rules! Five words is not hard!

  • LOL, I loove that truck! I want it! I know just what he means about ugly being the best. I like to keep my cars ugly. I had a Legacy AWD wagon with a Volvo logo on the front and some sort of black mold or something growing all over the white paint, and a 4x4 sticker on the tailgate. A Geo Tracker with a mud-over-blue paint job, and no windows. My red n black '87 F-150 with 33" mudders (on the rear) and a plow frame. My Volvo 240 wagon, plank bumpers, and a "Yeah, It's Got A Hemi" bumper sticker.

  • houdi partner im from texas and im stupid ass fuck

  • Drag Racing Cars can make up to 8,000 hp. I should know, I own one

  • @JrRacer4007 Video or it's not true.

  • People are pretty friendly down in Texas.

  • @eliasramos2011 yes we are... in the right places at least......

  • that beardy man made me so happy

  • he is freaking about about 1300hp he needs to go tractor puliing 5 6000hp engines lets see his face then

  • ahaha clarkson should come back to texas now and see how much has changed!

  • The first guy is why I love Texas. The last guy is why I hate it. I mean that lightly.

  • i actually think the truck is beautifull 

  • clarkson is god

  • did they say 3000 hp for moster truck?

  • @trendkill15 13,000hp

  • @ScarButta 1300hp...

  • @trendkill15 1300hp

  • @belgiumlife 130,000 hp? On the first truck? Bad ass.

  • @vylet271 the monster truck dude and its 1300hp not 130 000

  • does anyone have an idea about how much one of those tyres costs ?

  • @Blacomerjo they are old used mining tractor tires that are cut up to reduce weight. They cost new about 5k per tires but used probably about 2 grand.

  • fuck Texas all bitches with attitude

  • @killuminati070 Screw wherever your from

  • ZZ top <3

  • great background music ZZ TOP you know what the guy with the pick up was a member of the band before i guess so hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

  • Let's call it the "Millenium Falcon".

  • Texans are definitely bigger than other people but not better

  • '' I said let's make something better than stone heads- so they did. took about a week''

    hahaha

  • You should test it on the topgear test track! :D

  • if texas is half as free and nice as it seemed in this show im very sorry i was born in norway. Pickups and guns are awsome, and the weather, i'd fit right in.. what a place!

  • @androgenix Texas is definitely a beautiful state for sure! Very cheap to live. The weather is very humid during the summer months, but other than that check it out :)

  • dudes a redneck at heart !!!!!!

  • @lukeshytalker02 your right man i mean i live in texas but i dont think were better than anyone else:D

  • is it just me or the "old" jeremy clarkson is more respectful of americans together with their american cars and culture before his head got sooo fuckin' big these days.... now all he does is bash how bad or how rudimentary american cars are compared to european cars or how "hill billy" americans in general compared to them "civilized" europeans... someone should get a really big pin up his ass to burst his head....

  • @fortziii Idk He makes more jokes about them but i think he still respects them about the same. He said he loved the corvette and out of all super cars he picked a ford gt. but idk;.

  • @fortziii I fuck w/British people all the time when they talk shit about all the rednecks in the U.S. My response to them is "they're YOUR people!". They give me the WTF look, but I explain to them that most of the hillbilly's are from Anglo-Saxon descent...aka British/Irish/Scottish, etc. So hence, they're more related to Jeremy Clarkson than me lol.

  • @phatphuck1792 Germany loves the USA i never understood why the us americans always supported the brits island monkeys

  • @TheHockeyfreak1964 and we Americans love Germany!!!! :) Very nice people, great food!

  • @phatphuck1792 thanks buddy Germans and US americans and maybe the canadians should work closer together against the british island monkeys.i never understood why the canadians still not a independent country.the english empire is dead long time ago already hahahahaaa i am just joking about the english bastards because they are so jealous about Germany.pure jealousy when i listen to jeremy clarkson

  • @fortziii His comments are suppose to be funny and are not to be taken seriously. I hope you don't watch stand up comedy....

  • @fortziii yea but mostly he does it to piss off americans, entratain the english and SOME NOT ALL american cars are rubbish. hes just making a huge deal out of it

  • @fortziii it's called humor ya barbaric colonial. He mentions the Germans like they just blitzed England yesterday because it makes an otherwise boring topic entertaining.

  • @fortziii Shut up, it's entertainment.

  • @fortziii i prefer someone to be honest on tv and speak their heart out over someone who justs compliments lie about everything..

  • @fortziii Its as old as the hills, when someone constantly criticizes something, means theyre jealous of it.

  • @fortziii

    Umad bc it's true haha

  • he has beautiful handwriting!

  • Fuck driving on biggass wheels, our Icelandic custom extreme off-road mountain climbing thingamajigies have up to 1200Hp, maybe even more, and they can even drive on water...

  • Zach Galifiankis in 10-15 years.

  • Jezza would have had  a hard time getting that helmet over his afro,

  • what son is that at .31 sec ? who is that singinging & what song is that? thx

  • @moco635 ZZ TOP - Rough Boy

  • is that santa claus?

  • i resently found out in cold weather that the prius its engine still runs during stand still cause there was still coming smoke from the exhaust.. so that is why i like old cars...

  • @Dalit5

    No he definitely said Better. It's a southern accent.

  • i rather go for hondas than gas killer truck

  • @hondalover301 Oh really? Hondalover301 would prefer hondas? No kidding.

  • The cadalacs are up on cliff your ride lol

  • this is why the rest of the world think we are primitive and archaic. we're not all like this world! i promise!

  • I would love to analize the whole video in pieces but in small words I just wanna meet that mister so badly. I love that kind of lifestyle.

  • Aren't those caddillacs in new Mexico not texas?

  • thats ghetto

  • Fuck Texas!! From Massachusetts :p

  • @joseph591

    FUCK MASSACHUSETTS. FROM RHODE ISLAND

  • @greenheat1 Rhode Island doesn't even qualify to be a state. Its to small. LOL!!!!

  • @joseph591

    ujelly?

  • fat fuckin grey haired hat wearin texan , monkey assed two titted santaclaus racist stfu & gtfo

  • @I3oSsTrAd get a life and learn to write osti d'anglais

  • at the end . . . 'we re better',not drivers--thats for sure.

  • THEY NEED TO PUT THAT ON THE TOPGEAR TEST TRACK!

  • That truck was about a 60 or 61 with a 69 grille. It is pretty cool, lol

  • @Dalit5 there is nothing called " badder" you splathead....it is called worse.....so what do you think now

  • ZZtopp :D

  • Last guy didn't even SOUND like a Texan..but dammit we ARE better than other people :P

  • @lancersrule65 there are lots of reasons why you aren't better than anybody else here...you wrote that comment

  • and just to have another pop at that last guy ( first guy again is an awesome cool dude ) but the last guy is clearly stupid and not a good ambassador for texas, the term 'larger than life' doesn't refer to physical size, and a bunch of cadilacs in the ground is cool and a great spectacle ( even better if not for the 'artwork' ) but your missing the point with stone henge completely, its the history and the mystery behind it that makes it special, not to mention the age, btw i love america ; )

  • whats that for a truck?

  • DUMBLEDOR!!!

  • "where better then other people" What a cockpot

  • Zz top:)

  • HEY!

    ITS SANTA!!!

    So thats where Santa have gone all this years!!

  • That man, with the pickup truck. Is awesome.

  • beside the action in this video THERE IS SO EMOTION

    LOVE IT...

  • love the first old bloke.....really nice chaps

  • That Chevy at the beginning was absolutely beautiful, in an ugly sort of way.

  • got the same truck. 1961 chevy apache

  • the last guy defines why the rest of America hates Texas - they combine tremendous arrogance with even greater stupidity.

  • @jefffawcett

    lol, and it summarize how USA thinks about itself against other cultures and countries

  • There is a substitute for Cubic inches........ Cubic Feet

  • 4:08 - 4:18 hahahaha

  • I miss bigfoot=(

  • As destroyed that first truck was. I really want to drive it

  • That man in the beginning loves his truck, and I can understand. I wouldn't trade my truck for the world.

  • @takura13 No doubt.

    I made the mistake of getting rid of my old '78 chevy some years back and I've been looking for another just like it ever since. When I see a nice stretch of road, and inviting two-track, a rocky hill, even a small parking space the first thought in my head is "I wish I still had my truck".

  • FUCK TEXAS!

  • I kinda like this guy. This is cool, I just love people like this. Socitey is weird isn't it?

  • American southern and redneck cultures are amazing.

  • i rather go for that truck than buy a toyota prius

  • @gewoontimm Ha, he even writes the shopping list on the side of that old truck, try doing that with a Toyota Prius

  • @LightningT5 You could probably use the Prius itself to write with xD

  • @kikkilinu mmm, nastly little things

  • @gewoontimm I AGREED, toyota is cheap as fuck!...ever since is was made in america

  • @FullBloodedHmoob How convenient. When Toyota starts to suck blame America!

    :yawn:

  • @gewoontimm

    i agree

  • @gewoontimm i dono why but i love it also lol ..i like old powerfull trucks with wide tires ..like muscle car tires there to awsome :P

  • wow the last guy was egocentric

  • the first guy was so awesome

  • Did he say "badder" or "better"?

  • @00bean00 yes

  • @Loz8900 That reminds me of a strip from the comic Blondie: Dagwood and Blondie are sitting in a restaurant, and they ask the waiter whether the pizza (or the food) is made from scratch or frozen. The waiter replies, "Of course it is!"

    So which is it?

  • @00bean00 Lol yup, that sounds about right.

    And I said yes cause it sounds like both...lol. I THINK he's saying badder....but I'm not too sure...

  • That is quite possibly the most awesome example of friendship I've ever seen.

    THIS is how you interact with your fellow man.

    Damn I wish my grandpa was a 3rd of that texan fellows awesomeness.

  • why do they pass texas as a hillbilly place lol

  • @2020182 Don't know...I live in Texas and I've never met ONE hillbilly...lol

  • grave digger is better;)

  • @tasskohvi for sure:) and it looks better too

  • What a beautiful soft spoken man.

    God bless Texas.

  • That's some beautiful handwriting for such an ugly truck!

  • Love The Wheels And The Lift. on the first

    9.6 liters and ppl complain about their little 2000cc corollas and gas prices.

  • This is so hilarious lmao. God I love Texas :D

  • "This is the all time favorite Clarkson vehicle!"

  • Sweet !

  • this truck is NOT ugly, it's a bummer!

  • god you americans are ghastly!

  • @TheArmo1 that 1st old guy was really cool, that last guy tho" yexans are better than other people" what a cock lol

  • @lukeshytalker02 We are! haha

  • @mtb416 lol

  • @lukeshytalker02 i thought he said "badder"

  • @lukeshytalker02 ah, thats just his humor...lol ur suppose to laugh and not let it bother ya cuz he didn't mean anything by it

  • @rvz77 really ? i still think hes a cock lol ;-p

  • @TheArmo1 Go brush your teeth, Armo.

  • @TheArmo1 This is not typical of an American.

  • @TheArmo1 At least we take care of our teeth.

  • If a TV show host comes to your house and you talk to him on a couch in your yard, you might be a redneck.

  • Must've been Foot 9 Jeremy was driving, there. Interesting how he was in Texas, but he was driving a truck from St. Louis, MO.

  • That man is a Real American Hero.

  • Jeremy Laughing in the background when that guy was talking

  • i think all that american ford power made jeremy poop his pants

  • @trav1971 I didnt think you knew what a toilet was. You sound like you're from the peoples democratic republic of queerifornia. You obviously cant spell, or use a spell checker. Was it too much trouble for you to spell out "you". Was it going to take too much time away from you rump wrangling? 1971? Was that the year your grandaddy dropped out of school? Bring it on? Was I supposed to bring something? I brought my brain, too bad you don't have one. Did you flush that too? Ever have one?

  • @rb2112002 that is the weakest comeback I have ever seen lil boy,you ain't got no skills but getting T-bagged by senior citizens and farm animals.Come back if you ever get any skills you weak pole smoking chump,like your grandpappy LMFAO

  • @trav1971 I have one skill. I can spell. lil is not a word. aint is bad grammer. I guess my mention of gayness got you excited? You seem upset? Are you constipated? Too much fudge packing? You should try women, or even female sheep. They will all call you Daaaady. Ill be eagerly awaiting your super intelligent, racially ambiguous response.

  • @rb2112002 never seen so much questions in one comment ... u are arguing like a girl .....

  • @DriftkingS2K I was going to give you an intelligent reply, but you are not worth it. So, bite me..

  • @rb2112002 no u simply cant give me one thx

  • @DriftkingS2K Look, DickkingS2k, you are just not worth the bother. Besides, you didnt say anything worthy of a comment. Wow, there is a pattern developing here..

  • @UserNamei5 hey i think that was my bro

  • @UserNamei5 and you have to work on it every 2 weeks to keep it from blowing up.

  • My ugly girlfriend is worse than that truck

  • "we're better than other people"..... LOL!!

  • hahah 1300hp most powerful vehicle in the universe. u know this video is old. not to mention jezzas sweet mullet. you can get 1300 hp out of a supra or mustang now a days. lol

  • @UserNamei5 no, Japaneses can

  • i don't no if were bigger than other people, but were better. lol

  • The guy who drives the ugly truck actually has pretty nice penmanship!

  • texas sux

  • @trav1971 Then stay away, punk..

  • @UserNamei5 How much torque? I bet its fuck all as it doesnt have the cubes

  • @UserNamei5 I know a 5L is a small block v8 too but a 2L is pathetic we dont use that shit

  • @UserNamei5 To make 500hp out of a 5L is easy,im shure you dont work on engines otherwise you should know this. In Austraia and Ameica we are making 2000hp 6L's. 1000hp 5L's are becoming an everyday thing over here,its no big deal anymore . In Australia we have the xr6 turbo and its only a inline 6 that can make over 1000hp

  • @UserNamei5 You been living under a rock if you think the technology is the same as 1920's. There has been many changes done to the American v8's for more power and better on the juice. VCT and supercharging is used nowdays ect ect so i dont know what so special about European v8's ans the power outputs are very low.The only v8s maken decent power over there is the BMW and Merc's.All your v8's are just trash even the 2.9

  • @UserNamei5 First of all Italian v8s are some of the worst v8's ever made, Yes in 1902 the the v8 was invented by a French man by the name of Leon Levavasseur. But it wasnt till 1909 when the Americans started building their own v8 engines and they took it with both hands. Everyone around the world even if you dont like America know that they do make the best v8 engines. You can pull huge HP from their v8's for a decent price and thats why in Australia we use the American v8s

  • @fpvshitsonhsv DID YOU SEE THE EPISODE WERE HE PUTS AMERICAN CARS AGAINST EUROPEAN ONES? WELL THE EPISODE IS CALLED THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY AND JUST SHOWS YOU HOW BAD AMERICAN V8'S ARE COMPARED TO THE EUROPEAN ONE'S....BUT I STILL LOVE AMERICAN CARS,WELL...NOT ALL OF THEM

  • really cause an American v8 pushed the ultimate aero faster than the bugatti w16.

  • @bongallot Yes i did and Top Gear isnt a great assessment to compare the two ,as Top Gear is more of a fun show and they only look at factory specs wich is irrelevant to the car enthusiast. Top Fuel is what separates the men from the boys wich i have been doing( Mechanics Team) for the last 7 years ,i can assure you if you want a quick time a American big block is the only answer. For a 6 sec pass anyway