The Toyota Faggot

[kotraquin]

he didn't tell them the stick shift was located in the middle of the driver seat

[svinet1994]

vinnie without beard!!!!!!!!!!

[samuraigraffix]

there already is a toyota spik its a 1995 toyata pick up

[Winnman05]

Good stuff!

[NoSaysHello]

toyotas are already for faggots (not gay people the other kind)

[buddhaboyRSX]

Toyota Faggot = Toyota Prius

[Klootjee]

lol'd my ass off!

[malcommerriweather]

Why can't gay people have babies?

[vindaloo9]

@malcommerriweather Its like fencing

[exbf22]

@malcommerriweather I know they have sex in the butt... maybe their babies die, too stinky there...

[meattube4u33]

love it 5 stars

[sei2urefrog]

this is absolutely brilliant

[sirlovemehard]

ROFL... the ghost of Mel Gibson!!! funny shite...

[BrianVA]

Toyota Prius is same car!

[Lyckojazz]

Life gettin' you down? Escape to the mountains... Whith a faggot.

...homowhatuals?

Pretty nice!

[afhdfh]

The Toyota "stupidstupidindians" LMFAO!!! xD

[TheRightToArmBears]

The first 47 seconds are good. Everything following is trying too hard.

[pop0it0rocket]

yawn.

[Interests2009]

LOL!

[KidJonathan]

i could'v thought of something funnier..

[czerwony45]

yeah the ending kind of lacked.

[skaterboyxrida]

if you like toyota than ur a faggot if u like honda and nissan ur a faggot if u like ford and chevy ur cool and straight

[leanal0ve]

I LOVE IT!!!

[DownJiggabooDown]

I think this is a suiting title for a Toyota car. . .should come with a dildo attachment for the seat for all the people who buy one (all Toyota vehicles), so they can physically take it up the rear ALONG WITH metaphorically taking it up the rear from Toyota. . . o_O

[DNBGuRu]

YOUR COMMENT IS AN EPIC FAIL.

[DNBGuRu]

kinda funny..."its like fencing" for a car guy like me.

[iamg00d]

haha

[macarion]

Not offensive, not funny

[ToiletMaker]

Its like fencing

[samixwhami]

"Swing away, swing away!!"

Haha. I actually liked Signs. D:

[watto730]

The racist parts are funny as but how did the guy die. it doesnt make sense so much pressure. PRESURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Y2Krashman]

Offensive, but funny as fuck... Dunno whether to flag as inappropriate, or cry with laughter. Hell. I'll do both. Flag and cry. Flag and cry. Funny as shit.

[Galverg]

ROFL that was extremely funny two thumbs up

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@Galverg eleven actually

[bmaj7]

the toyota mothercunt white cuntingholes ho ho

[elgavilan2000]

On sale now at Harrelson Toyota....S. Carolina's #1 Butt Satisfyer

[limeimac97776]

toyotas are ugly and gay piece of shit cars. if gas prices ever get back to the 2 dollar range i cant wait to see people driving their SUVs again.

[Y2Krashman]

Gas prices are here to get worse dude. Get used to it: you'll be driving a toyota faggot soon fella.

SUV's are a relic of this decade. (Sucks for me too, since I drive an SUV. But gas is only going up.)

[Spitfirerulzyou]

toyota is gay

[mowtown23]

lol

[uarhara]

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[grimreaper872]

toyota is made by faggots

[EmperorJim]

"Oh, hey, I like poker night."

[sandersglow]

..like fencing

[Spartan2552]

The Toyota poor HIV Africans LOLOLOL

[palkianaruto]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololo- god i am sick of you faggots using lol... mother fuckers it isnt cool or funny its gay.

[Ezovercomings]

LOL right b4 the excercision the guy throws the trash can down for no reason lol

[halobankai]

a faggot picks the kids up from school. hahaha

[ornotlol]

lol! The Toyota stupid stupid Indians

[BendikHolden]

lol

[06051988]

lol he's annoying

[therocpd]

FANTASTIC BEGINING

F*CKED UP ENDING, why spoil it with they exercist with pen made cross. it looked believable until that point!

[AWSAL910]

the only thing is that u can clearly see the guy breathing when he is declared dead.

[manchunited123]

really?....thats the only thing?

[Pablos102030]

That's part of the joke. The priest obviously has no idea what he is doing.

[Retribo]

LOL

[LeShred8520]

lol funny

[birdropping]

that would be like.. fencing

LOL

[PtutterMonkeyz]

Wow this is great, funny as hell

[heyitisjustme]

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahaha­hhahahaha

[ManaFaerie]

shouldn't car be pink and bursting into flames?

"wife gettin ya down? escape to the mountains with a faggot" lmao

[pencil2332]

LoL

[TheLovableMurderer]

Lol Jesus I love it when people do stupid shit like this. Ah gay people, the only counter against people who have more than three kids.

[Churchy180]

haaaaaaaaa

fuck emo kids

[Rambo2936]

LOL

[zick241]

that was funny

[dukebielak]

it's like fencing. LOL!

[matthewtherobot]

this is funny!

[pwnstar143]

fake, this isnt a real toyota car

[Rabidsenses]

A little gullible, aren't we?

I see we have yet another REAL stupid ass, insipid American.

Just kidding! --> I know you were just being sarcastic.

The USA embraces homosexuals and gay marriage is on the horizon.

[bigchevy80]

Damn queers 'n their butt sex...

[Xtremecinephile]

TOYOTA faggot LOLOLOLOLROFLMAO

[TheSilverShiny]

WHAT THE FUKIN HELL!!!

[FenderburyFilms]

you guys are having this huge debate on YOUTUBE? and stop saying ignorant

[drockwoo]

lol wtf how did this video turn into a science vs. religion thing?

[birdie668]

well it started with sum prick sayin "faggots and homosinners are going 2 hell" then just evolved from there.

[drockwoo]

ahh. c i just cant read all that so i kinda skimmed through it :P

[manatarms79]

Wow I did not see that ending coming... The ghost of Mel Gibson?

[Luapiop]

.ignorant.ignorant.ignorant.ig­norant.

shut the fuck up scoob-e-fuckin-doo

[birdie668]

good sir or madam i must say kik ass

[Luapiop]

o yea, one more thing Scoob228 "your ignorant" u know what suck fuck and stop being mr. know it all bc u obviosly know nothing

oh yea your "false", suck it bitch

[Luapiop]

Scoob228, your a fag, you fucking bitch, here i'll mock u "read it moron, i read the bible bc i'm a nerd" yea kiss my ass. i've read the bible, gay peps are born gay peps, some peps are born gay and some people change. i dont give a fuck if u reply with some gay ass comeback. so go chew on some balls ass face fucking moron.

[xoalinne]

Well.. i like the video up until the part where you started blaspheming.

thats gotta go.

[dickev]

&& I love how the exorcist said, THIS MAN IS DEAD and you can totally see Matthews breathing :) DoubleAwesome.

[dickev]

I love how retarded Matthews isssssssssss :)))))))))))))) We.eeeeeeeeeee

[mygroovylespaul]

birdie668 .... you are one warped s.o.b.

[birdie668]

y yes, yes i am

THANKS!!!!

[krzyazn]

wow wtf i shouldnt have faved this the beginning was good but it got so gay

[milwee564]

GAY!

[Roller41ife]

that gguy under me must be gay

[AntiHateTaskForce]

homoSINuality is asin and im not a guy either

[birdie668]

*cough*ignorantfuck*cough*

ooh my goodness im terribly sorre ms. "AntiHateTaskForce" im allergic to bigots, I really should have known better.

Once again terrible sorry.

[AntiHateTaskForce]

im not ignornat because i know the love and lihgt of jesus christ and im not a bigot either unlike you chirstian hater

[birdie668]

for a person who follows a religion that preaches a message like "love thy neighbor" you're so full of hate.

cause jesus did say love they neighbor and that means everyone

the fact that you hate gays is a contradiction of your own faith, so calling yourself a follower of that and then preaching a message that is the exact opposite is just plain stupid.

[AntiHateTaskForce]

lol i wouldnt hate them but they make bad choices

my son use to be a homosinner but he was saved and i love him

[birdie668]

he should be saved from bigots like you, i feel bad that homosexuals have to deal with people like you, there not hurting anyone or doing anything wrong, your son should be allowed to be who he really is instead of having a heartless prick like you as a parent

and if your "judgment day" ever does come will your "god" judge homosexuals for loving or judge you for hating?

[AntiHateTaskForce]

the bible smited sodom and gomorah because theu were homosinners and that means that he also does not like them

aslo i do not hate them but i dont like them

[birdie668]

well u see using the bible as an argument throws your legitimacy right out the proverbial window because the bible also says the world is 6,000 years old and that every animal that is currently alive lived within walking distance of noah's house

and also if man is made in gods image (as the bible says) then homosexuality is an act of god, meaning god loves homosexuals as they are made in his image, since there are gays and straights this means god is bisexual at least, so how can he hate them?

[AntiHateTaskForce]

im not even goig to bother with you lol

[birdie668]

because you're wrong?

fallacies get hard to maintain after a while don't they

[Scoob228]

STFU both of you... Birdie... I'm sorry but AntiHateWhoGivesAShit is right.... your what we call an idiot.... now drop it...

[birdie668]

well dipshit provided that you have no legitimate argument for your comment as to prove why i am and idiot, the fact that you agree with little miss antihatebullshit.

the fact that you make these claims with no backing proves that you are in fact the idiot

so have fun fucktard

[Scoob228]

Hahahahaha... Oh the ignorance of the world these day =) you truely are the idiot! Haha now stop sucking on your daddy's dick and look it up. Then you'll be like.. Oh I am an idiot.. Oh and fucktard? You still in first grade?

[birdie668]

ooh and "sucking on your daddy's dick" is much more mature than the first grade, why the concept of homosexual relations doesn't surface until at least grade 4 so you must be very mature congratulations.

and what exactly am i looking up?

[Scoob228]

God doesn't make people gay. People have free will according to the bible they choose to be gay. Ta da! Case closed. Once again my friend... Your an idiot.  Look up your facts before you fight.

[birdie668]

if homosexuality is a choice, prove me wrong and become homosexual, if your bible is correct and you are sorry for becoming a homosexual then you will be forgiven by your "god" but since you ARE wrong you will not be able to choose to be a homosexual because it is NOT a choice, they are born gay like i was born straight.

and NEVER use fact and bible in the same sentence the bible is the biggest book of contradiction ever created, so calling it a book of "facts" proves proves your an idiot.

[Scoob228]

omg you r ignorant. God doesn't make you do anything! And your not gay so how would you know all this bs your talking about? Not only that everyone knows god used stories to demonstrate his theories and stuff. But not all are stories. Now will you stop fighting? It was fun laughing at your stupidity for a sec but you are just an asshole. Your wrong. The end just take it like a man

[birdie668]

well since i am straight i no 1 thing, being straight is not a choice, so if thats not a choice then how can homosexuality b 1?

so instead of just calling me ignorant y dont you provide a legitimate argument as to y exactly i am ignorant?

then ill stop fighting

[xoalinne]

Wow.

You think he's disrespecting your views, but you're just being ignorant as well!

And by the way... the Bible is always right; homosexuality is wrong.

[birdie668]

lets see

the world is 6,000 years old = WRONG

the universe and planet was made in 7 days = WRONG

creationism = WRONG

women were created through a mans ribs = WRONG

well theres 4 ways in wich the bible is horribly wrong so it IS wrong regarding homosexuals

[xoalinne]

That's not what i believe.

If that's what you believe, let it be.

What i believe and what you believe is up to ouselves.

But dont go around criticizing others about what they find to be true.

[birdie668]

im not criticizing others for believing in the bible im criticizing scoob228 for being a homophobic ass

[Scoob228]

Were you there? I'm amazed how you know everything! Your a narrow minded dick.

[birdie668]

well what i do believe is backed up by fact and i really dont c how im being narrow minded, ur the one with the caveman-like views on homosexuality

so b 4 u call me narrow minded how about u re-evaluate your own stances

[Scoob228]

Your fact is your opinion that the bible is false. If the bible is false than your so called fact is false making you wrong. God doesn't make people gay and that's true cuz god gave us free will ( to be whatever we want to be) elton john decided to be gay after his wife divorced him. So there's one person who chose to

be gay. Who said the 7 days were in a row? They were just certain days. Creationism and evolution are still theories who ever is classifying them as fact is wrong. There! Lol

[birdie668]

um no, but i must say u have a point that god doesnt make people gay because, simply put, god doesnt make people we evolved over MILLIONS of years, you see the bible was written 2000 years ago buy people who thought the world was flat and in the center of the universe, the bible was made to put people in power and put women under men

and if the bible is false then my fact is correct

L-O-FUCKIN-L

[Scoob228]

lol. See? Your ignorant. You don't check your facts but rather fight about something you know nothing about. You've never read the bible you've just heard people talk about it. Christianity is a religion based on faith and it gets twisted by people like u. A faith that NOONE has proved wrong yet. go look it up. Your taking THEORY and putting it into FACT which makes you wrong... It's true.. Don't put people down for what they believe.. I don't.. What does that say about u?

Peace out

[birdie668]

actually i have read the bible, 3 time in its entirety as a matter of fact, and have taken 4 full courses on christian mythology. and if by "NOONE has proven wrong yet" u mean the esixtence of god than u r rite, but the bible has been disproved quite a few times

if you want 2 b a christian and u base your beliefs on faiththen no 1 can touch u but when u try 2 back the bible using facts then i have 2 call bullshit.

[Scoob228]

lol yeah whatever buddy. Like I said the Bible has been twisted quite a bit, you took a christian mythology which is the twisted version. Wow. Great back up. Go to a church join some bible studies and come back to me when you have views from both sides... but wait... you'll still be ignorant so don't bother. Peace out dude.

[birdie668]

go to church? is 14 years of church every sunday count as going to church?

and u didnt say the bible is twisted u said the interpretations were twisted, but i am shocked that when people read the bible they dont stand in awe at the outright hypocracy they are faced with.

since a was part of the christian faith for a majority of my life but now have lost that faith, id say i do have a fair and balanced view from both sides

ignorance is the lack on knowledge, learn words b4 u use them, ok?

[SexyCakesSexy]

Scoob's right. You back nothing up with fact, bro. Just a word... "wrong" "wrong" "wrong" You kinda are an idiot hahaha.

[birdie668]

and what fact has scoob provided?

[Scoob228]

Read it moron

[xoalinne]

Acutally my dear i agree with you!

The world is wayyyy older then 6,000 years old!

The universe was not made in 7 days, but 6!!

And women were created FROM, not through, a man's ribs.

Lets get ur facts straight Mr. i know everything.

[birdie668]

fact: --noun

1.something that actually exists; reality; truth: Your fears have no basis in fact.

2.something known to exist or to have happened: Space travel is now a fact.

3.a truth known by actual experience or observation; something known to be true: Scientists gather facts about plant growth.

4.something said to be true or supposed to have happened: The facts given by the witness are highly questionable.

fact: the world took MILLIONS of years to come to todays state.

fact: humans EVOLVED

[birdie668]

u should learn wat words mean b4 using them

ok?

[xoalinne]

You should learn the facts of the bible and the facts of human nature before you go shoving your beliefs down people throats.. you dont even know what you're saying.

i dont care what the definition of fact is, seriously hun!

and i already kneww the world took millions of years to come to where it is today, and i know humans evolved (and are still evolving)!!!

My belief is that they didn't evolve from monkeys.

Get the freaking facts straight dumwit. You dont even no what ur aruging about!

[birdie668]

then hun, tell me, what did we evolve from if nothing?

and i must tell you that the bible and fact have no coorelation what so ever, the bible is a STORY meant to control people who believed the world was flat.

[xoalinne]

Have you looked up the definition of evolve Mr. Dictionary?!? Humans can evolve within their own species. Do you really think that humans were the same as humans 500 years back? NO!

and if you believe that, that's fine. But i believe that science and the evolution theory are also a STORY meant to CONTROL people who didnt want to believe that there was someonoe above the powers of humans (which is God of course). And what does the world being flat have to do with anything?

[birdie668]

of course people EVOLVE and change, we evolved form ANOTHER SPECIES, the theory of evolution has no qualities that control n e 1, but religion outrite and obviously says "follow this or u will burn in hell for all of time" the world being flat is a reference to the stupidity of man, instead of attempting to believe the world is conplex they sought out the easiest solution, which is a prime xample of religion

[xoalinne]

Show me where it says that in the bible and i will turn my back on my religion! Not only does the bible not say that, but it says that we can do and believe anything and everything we want, but not everything will benefit us. Thats what the bible says!

I am done arguging with ignorant people like you. You can believe anything you want. It doesnt matter to me. Your arguments suck. You don't even know what you're talking about.

God be with up!

=)

[birdie668]

of course the bible does not obviously say it is meant 2 control people because that would defeat its own purpose, the bible DOES NOT say 2 believe what you will, it DOES say that if you refuse to accept the existence of the holy spirit u will go 2 hell because there is no being forgiven for it.

wow thats sounds like freedom 2 me...

ignorant.

[xoalinne]

Gezz Mr. I read the bible 3 times. In 1 Corinthians6:12 it says: Everything is permissible for me, but not everything is benefical." In another translation it says: "We can do anything that we want to, but not everything is good for us."

So u should go read the bible a 4th time. And actually it is freedom. I choose my religion; it is not forcing me to choose it. I do what i want, i believe what i like, i choose my freedom. And u do not decide what is freedom for me! Get it straight!!

[bosox767]

religion is the demonstration of believing in the unknown...

[xoalinne]

It is; but are you agreeing with me or disagreeing?

And science is too; believing in anything that you cant see is demonstration of believeing in the unknown....

[bosox767]

uhhh alot of things in science have been proved like 95% of things in science. I respect your religious beliefs but way more things in a science text book have been proved than things in the bible

[xoalinne]

Actually hun, there really hasn't.

Ask your science teacher... they're are millions of things science cannot prove one hundred percent.

[birdie668]

but science does not LIE, when a scientist cant solve a problem he/she cannot solve he/she simply says "i dont no" instead of claiming 2 have all the answers.

[xoalinne]

They say they don't know, but continue to look for the answser.

The bible already has all the answer.. no need to say it doesn't know.

But im really done arguing with you. Ur very ignorant.

[birdie668]

ooh the bible has answers

there all wrong but they r still answers

and ill give u that 1 sir and/or madam

and i adore how u call me ignorant because i refuse 2 accept bullshit written in a book by people who thought the world was flat, women had smaller brains than men, lemmings fell from the sky during rainstorms, and wet blankets turned in 2 rats, because they sound so smart

[xoalinne]

Whatever suits you mr. ignorant.

im done with this.

theres no point aruging with close-minded people. its like trying to beat a dead horse. NO USE!!

[birdie668]

well can u provide EVIDENCE that i am ignorant?

no?

didnt think so, and uve said 3 times the argument is over and yet u keep arguing.

[xoalinne]

Correction hun.

Only twice.

and im a Madam if u cant tell from the very lady like picture.

And the argument is over. Ur the one whose arguing byself yourself now.

[Ashestoashesjc]

o.O Really, I think we all know that religion is just an excuse from free will. No need to argue about it, really.

[davidllw2]

Why do people quote from the bible? it's just a story, they quote it as if it were law.

[oxymoron713]

i hear you. if you ever ask anybody who wrote it, they'll avoid the question

[KamikazeTron]

They are laws you pagan !

[Ashestoashesjc]

o.o Yeah, sure they are. And Mel Gibson is Jesus. Oh, and the Easter Bunny gives birth to calves every February 30th.

[limeimac97776]

it never says we will burn in hell, look it up dumbass. dont make shit up that aint true.

[birdie668]

its true the bible never says it but it says quite a few, frankly, retarded statements such as, its ok 2 sell ur daughter in 2 slavery

stop believing in the bible, then u can call me a dumbass you idiot

[Y2Krashman]

Bible is for pre-twentieth century fucktards!

Quick: if you're a stoneage fuckwit, who believes men were created from dust, and women from ribs, GIMME A THUMBS DOWN! YAY!

Also gimme a thumbs down if you support slavery! YAY!!!

Or the death penalty for people who work on the sabath! YAY!!!

Or for women who marry as non-virgins! YAY!!!

[xoalinne]

Thank you!

I agree!

[AntiHateTaskForce]

dutchwest should be ashamed for themsevles for this movie

[AntiHateTaskForce]

i found it incredibly ofensive

[bigchevy80]

AntiHateTaskForce, if you find it offensive, then DON'T WATCH IT! Contrary to what people like you like to think, there is no "right to not be offended" written in the bill of rights. If you don't like something, then go away and don't be involved with it. Quite simple really...

[AntiHateTaskForce]

Contrary to what you retards seem to think, the first amendment also protects my right to bitch about whatever I want. So how about you eat my shit?

[thecut21187]

I found it hilarious. If we can't make fun of other people for laughs, why are we here?

[AntiHateTaskForce]

mr gibson is a good christian ans im sick of people making fun of him as though he isnt

[PiledriveHAMMER]

Are you kidding me? Mel Gibson eats children, you must understand that he is the anti christ. Oh and by the way, your god is fake, your religion is a lie and your faith is founded on ignorance.

[AntiHateTaskForce]

whateevr you say ateist atleast im not going to H***

[PiledriveHAMMER]

BAHAHAHAHAHHA omg hell?! so are you saying you have never looked at another woman/man in lust? ( idk your sexual orientation) then your going to hell. according to mid rennaisance or even old testament times the religious views on what is or isnt acceptable was much harsher, so i dont think that god changes how lightly he will judge his "children" since oh yea we diseve to be punished less now adays for somereason

[AntiHateTaskForce]

god will always punish us with H*** the same unles we beg forgivness and we make our oen choices to be sinners like my son used to be a homosinner but we taught him to make the right choice

[PiledriveHAMMER]

what the hell man. I feel so sorry for your son that you, as his father, didnt accecpt him the way he is, he isnt going to stop being gay, he may say so, but he is still gay. There is no sin, there is no punishment, it was all made up in scriptures, the testaments and the bible to scare the public into going to church and acting appropiatly, it did make sense back in the day since there was no seperation of church and state, people decided these things were wrong and u still blindly follow

[AntiHateTaskForce]

you feel sory for him because hes going to heaven are you a homosexual or an atheit or something

[PiledriveHAMMER]

neither. im open to the idea of god but unless you can prove otherwise im not going to blindly follow the words of corrupt church officials. you do know that the bible and the teachings you so passionatly follow are man made. and even if i was gay it shouldnt be a problem since were all people, you cant love thy neighbor while hating them aswell. dont be so ignorant and blind.

[PiledriveHAMMER]

Also, Captain Fucktard, I find it hilarious that you put all of your faith in the teachings of a Cosmic Jewish Zombie. Of course, they even left his own testimony out of the bible, along with Mary and several other key figures. So, I mean, that makes total sense right? God dammit! Fuck you and fuck all the ignorant shitheads that are stupid enough to follow that dogma.

[Scoob228]

Your an idiot as well, PileDrivenInTheAss.

[OliverAB]

The Toyota stupid stupid indians.

A fine car

[Colintabulous]

jees lol

[fulhamfcfan]

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[dreadguy14]

wierd?!

[nemexs]

the beginning is the best, but in the middle it was not that great; ending is awsome, i died from laughing.

[OliverAB]

The ending?

All they did was yell and scream then walk away.

Dammit.

[nemexs]

well that did the job, it entertained me and at least i feel like i didn't waste my time, that's good enough for me.

[OliverAB]

Takes all kinds.

[nemexs]

well that's good enough to make me laugh

[battledome64]

fagg!!