The Big Bang Theory - The Friendship Algorithm

[CellistByNight]

FYE sells this on a t-shirt :D

[DurtDurty]

this show is for fucking losers

[pinkvonkje]

@DurtDurty And you're watching it so you are..

[megasoyabean]

@DurtDurty so you are a fucking loser too.lol

[TeaDrinker3000]

Does anyone know why the audience went "ohhhh" when Kripke gave the line about flossing his teeth in this episode?? Hope you guys can help??

[emarier1]

@SuperLoveLexi Id leave him there!

[jamminjoey245]

Sheldon rock climbing that's another bazinga

[RyanBeck91]

I wonder if this actually works, I really want to try it now! haha

[TheREALforeverone]

@RyanBeck91 It does. People are very predictable.

[4everRavenclaw]

I love this show! I watch it as much as I can. Sheldon is my favorite character because he is so funny!

[MejJalTok]

He should use that algorithm to get a girl. Base on how serious he was, I bet he'd at least smash too.

[Sovember]

Don't care what you guys say we need more analytical people like Sheldon! Nerds save the world!

[MMS954]

Lolz poor Sheldon

[estesoyojajaja]

Gww, why can`t Sheldon make friends ? LoL

[fontdesigner101]

Fellow fans of "The Big Bang Theory": here is my concrete suggestion for cementing our friendship. In the portion of the friendship algorithm designated, "my interests", is (in my opinion) the best video on youtube: Sleestak "suave". It would be a grave violation of our potential friendship if I had neglected to share this artistic gem with you. You don't need to thank me. I am your friend!

[ReWueTV]

I love this show more than two and a half men :) they are the best

[SuperLoveLexi]

I would love to be Sheldon's friend, he's hilarious!

[Unbeginner]

@SuperLoveLexi

Oh, I'd absolutely love to be his friend for the first 5 to 15 minutes as well!

[SuperLoveLexi]

@Unbeginner I would take Sheldon to the zoo.

[MultiPhoenix06]

Kripke is a deushbag

[snoif93]

Everybody likes monkeys :D

[viper1564]

I thought friendship is magic...

[flamingaxe791]

Sheldons adorable

[vadermortx]

it's so funny how they're all geniuses and yet they don't have any idea about "life" that's what i love about them

[PoissonLihp]

fuck you

fuckj you

fuckouicfu

[930rage]

HAHAHA. Open a booth at comic con and make a fortune

[tldevilsh]

cripkey is a bad character i want to murder him

[jaundist]

not only has he distilled the essence of the story book the writers of this show also distill out componenets of concept from various fields of study, such as in this case programming science i.e. the reference to loop counter in the context of concurrent programming i.e. multithreading via time-division multiplexing.

[TheSim1derful]

Watching the Big Bang Theory with my physicist dad is hilarious. He calls it "nerd blackface". I'm inclined to agree.

[bcoolnotfool]

funny thing is that it worked

[meimei073]

@keepitup4life There is a T-shirt with this on it; I have a friend who has one.

[farkas782]

i dont get why people hate on tbbt, its hilarious!

[cwaimtehrians]

@farkas782 Oh, so we need a shorthand for The Big Bang Theory. That's how fundamental they are.

[farkas782]

@cwaimtehrians Please, relax. It was just easier to type that on my phone than to actually write the whole thing out.

[cwaimtehrians]

@farkas782 Oh I was just referencing Community! I didn't actually mean it.

[Der3k7r]

@farkas782 I think it is just more popular among people who like science and math cuz they can relate and get the jokes.

[cx1designs]

CLASSIC!!

I used to do flowcharts back in the 80s! This is so funny!!

Then in the next scene, when the guy hooks Sheldon up to the ropes,

he says, "Is this your entire job? Your parents must be so proud." LMAO!!

THE FUNNIEST SHOW ON TELEVISION!! :o)

[123cameltosis]

Anybody who's ever any wee bit or programming with loops will LOL so hard. Especially with Simulink, Labview and the likes.

[MrPsychopathy]

@123cameltosis This looks like a Finite State Machine, which is used in hardware programming, but I guess any type of programming would have its own equivalent.

[Quikie93]

@123cameltosis you dont have to have seen that to laugh, but yes i agreex)

[gorgeouswittycomment]

@123cameltosis no. afraid not, still about as funny as aggressive cancer.

[oldjeff100]

i love his belts

[smithdude101]

For being such a proper and articulate person, Sheldon has some bad posture sometimes

[keepitup4life]

that deseves the right to be a t-shirt

[Scissorbelly]

I purchased the 'Friendship Algorithm' T-Shirt', but later I requested a refund as it did not include the loop counter.

[ilovenoelfieldingxx]

This may sound weird but I want to marry Johnny Galecki :D <3

[8322dbschooltopper]

howard looks like the beatles drummer ringo starr

[aggrtt]

the "interest" loop was hilarious :p

[americanu197]

initial input data should be persons mood...their mood changes with each step and once their mood drops below a certain value the algorithm is instantly terminated

[NoNameHasBeenFound]

And now I switch to the video called "Sheldon Rock Climbing"

[mokonalubsvic]

unfortunately "partake in interest" does not lead to "begin friendship"..

[The0chabo]

@mokonalubsvic Well, it's a good start ;)



[conrad3867]

thumbs up if you came here from reddit

[Mzzpacman]

@ideader completely agree with u....can't live w/o tbbt!

[JoTheAnomaly]

Sheldon often reminds others of myself. I can't fathom why though.

[MeredithOD]

@JoTheAnomaly idk but I wouldn't take that as a compliment lol

[Stephanienollyflores]

Isn't it wrong that I think Leonard is hot?

[rambaldiCyber]

Fuck the flowchart where is the source code ? xD

[Akeliahsmusic89]

I have the biggest crush on sheldon..smart nerdy guys are hot...for some reason...next up is raj for me!!!

[luongonian1]

i could totally use this :p

[angeleyesEY]

i want this on a t-shirt !

[FantasyAdventuress]

@angeleyesEY You can actually get one. I was in a comic store once and I found a rack of "Friendship Algorithm" t-shirts. I kind of regret not buying one...

[jndafney]

97 ppl have no friends

[MrEnvy999]

Infinite loop!!!

[americanu197]

i think your missing some variables ....about a trillion of them

[Angelswings210]

I LOVE Sheldon!!!

[Tyrathius2361]

@2t22tornadosiren or if you just naturally understand, like myself

[ideader]

If Im going to die, my last wish will be to watch the latest episode of The big bang theory , hope it will never end!

[MultiFeral]

@ideader It's been confirmed it will go until at least Season 7. (It's in 5 right now).

[Waytothedawn]

WHERE'S MY JOKES? WHERE'S MAH JOKES? OH AH AH AH AH I CAN'T BREATH

[david2742]

Howard's wrong if they made a girl friendship algorithm then they'd make a fortune at comic con

[HMC4ever12]

...today I learned that Sheldon and Dr. Reid from Criminal Minds have the same IQ. Either someone over at CBS has an affinity for the number 187, or there's something else going on...

[latinbadass93]

those 97 ppl that disliked this video are probably stuck in the infinite loop haha

[ajkd89]

My favourite scene on my channel - check it out. Subscribe if you'd like, making a compilation soon

[hdfergie97]

He's hilarious! I'm such a Sheldon fan :P

[FLAM35W0RD]

Had me laughing the whole way.

Sheldon, you are the most awesome geek ever.

[TheNishnish1]

and so begins the long journey to find emecee69's comment

[EwigesEis]

@TheNishnish1 CTRL+F, type in "emecee69"

[SixtyNineWoodstock]

@EwigesEis No, no, just let him go on for a bit...

[MrKakashidereck]

0:00 How i met your mother!!

[Leoswordsman]

Amazing now I can go make friends with complete strangers that I meet on the street gosh my jokes are terrible

[jolegend13]

the cool part is that i actually bought the shirt with the friendship algorithm at comicon :)

[person1500]

Where can I get a copy of that algorithm? 

[LOVEIsDasani]

@TheMusicDope: Amen. It needs to be canceled-desperately. Can't believe people watch this trash. There is nothing good on TV these days.

[LadyPhantom101]

@LOVEIsDasani I'm glad to tell you that we don't all have common interests. But shall I say that there are more than one thousand people willing to make a mob and bring you down for your comments. In conclusion I see you have the mind of an old fart.

[melikab]

@LOVEIsDasani i happen to like this show alot. if you dont like it, move along. theres tons of generic jargon out there you can direct your hatred and resentment at. `nough said!

[FLAM35W0RD]

@LOVEIsDasani You just don't know good TV when you see it.

[TheMusicDope]

i never knew this was the show my friends were talking about on facebook. i looked like a dumbass. but this show sucks

[ShitMovies2000]

@TheMusicDope It's the worst comedy of all time mate.

[chickenapacolypse]

I am tempted to hand this algorithm out in public places... Good morning, yes, oh here we have a wonderful pamphlet on how you can make friends, yes even with your ex-husband, what?, no, no guarantees.

[littleangel12344]

Tried this, and guys, it WORKS. EVERY TIME.

[MrMovieguy11]

Tell me ANOTHER interest of yours!

[stephen23493]

there's no START and STOP on the Flowchart..... lolz

I'm not hating... XD

[Bammer2001]

I think I can actually program this in JAVA. I'm only 18 years old, but is taking Computer Science at an English college and one of the courses I'm taking is JAVA Programming Level 1.

[videogamerboyman]

@Bammer2001 I can program this in C++ and Java. Isnt programming fun? It isnt too hard, so you are probably right. (Im 15)

[Bammer2001]

@videogamerboyman In Java, I would use processes, if-else statements, two menus and one while loop. What would you use for C++?

[Bammer2001]

@Bammer2001 I forgot about the part where Howard includes the loop counter. I don't know how many times the loop will iterate, so I can't use a for loop.

[videogamerboyman]

@Bammer2001 I would also use a random number generator and a switch statement to determine if the activity is agreed upon

[videogamerboyman]

@Bammer2001 I would most likely use several if-else statements and a for statement (you can do this as the algorithm has a counter)

[JeePsSsS]

Sheldon blocked into an infinite loop LOL !

[2t22tornadosiren]

This is 10x funnier if you're a programmer lol

[biggians]

@2t22tornadosiren SO TRUE! I recently learned about infinite loops in my college programming 1 class, and I saw this episode later that day and couldn't stop laughing.

[AnayRogerFederer]

@2t22tornadosiren true

[elmarky]

@2t22tornadosiren True XD

[nadinecanseco]

@2t22tornadosiren Or, if you at least have a background on programming :)

[Malam4rco]

@2t22tornadosiren ahahha yeah bro totally right

[humanLucifer]

@2t22tornadosiren "programmer"? this is simple automatism (this doesn't seem to be the right word for it but i guess you understand), and that's something that one can understand in preschool, and i think it should be part in math-theaching from then onwards

[Zivlaks]

@humanLucifer it's called an algoritm

[TheFizzinator27]

Why a flowchart? SO FUNNY!!!!

[b20roc]

"He's stuck in an infinite loop" haha

[FireboltAce]

"Gee, why can't Sheldon make friends?"

[loks1100]

have you notice that all they eat is Chinese food lol 

[brachni]

@loks1100 I believe on thursdays they have pizza lol, Sheldon orders his with sausage, mushrooms, and light olives :-)

[loks1100]

@brachni really thanks for the correction my good friend!! :)

[AnarchisThinker]

There's no algorithm for friendship.

Just magic. C:

[killersquad670]

@AnarchisThinker no go away

[ProffersorKritzkrieg]

@AnarchisThinker As one great pony once said

"Friendship is magic"

[bmkification]

@ProffersorKritzkrieg As Arthur C. Clarke said, "Magic is just science we don't understand yet" haha

[AnarchisThinker]

@ProffersorKritzkrieg Indeed. :D

[Uomoscimmi]

@AnarchisThinker *snort snort*. :p

[ThisNameWasntUs3d]

I used this.... it worked :L

[rinomaster555]

Bazinga...

[minecraft12346]

@dislikes y are you here

[UnluckyAmulet]

He's so cute and irritating. XD

[GogoTq1]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ,, Oo He Stuck There xP

[TheGirlOnXboxLive]

I have this on a shirt

[sebaf7]

1:28 epic moment :D. I can fix it =D

[xoxozArAhxoxo]

Sheldon and his cute lisp <3

[574catodeV2]

I hate Sheldon. He's selfcenter, arrogant, the world's biggest baby, total momma's boy, and is afaird to drive.. Plus he had a great life but sees it as a bad thing.

[brackattack14]

@574catodeV2 Those are all the reasons I love him...

[JustinJPCF]

Hahahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[aggizmo64]

XD

[spongebobslushpants1]

gpoy

[eSyncNetwork]

He has Penny, Howard, Leonard and Raj as friends, did he use this algorithm for all of them?

[chrisgetto9]

Howard- "Hold if he is really on to something we could start a booth at comicon and make a fortune.lol

[mellaLee21]

i just discovered this show on reruns, omg Im literally laughing out loud at some of this stuff. I love Sheldon, but I also love the whole cast and what they bring. Everyone is funny in their own way.

[gorgeousLA]

do you guys see the new episodes ?

sheldon gained weight >.< aha

[keepitup4life]

sheldon sheldon sheldon.......rock the algorithm

[TheDevonnMarieShow]

all sheldon has to do is get the "how to get a date Algorithm"

[MrPneumonia]

Oh, Sheldon! Lol

[MrPneumonia]

@TheBigBangTheoryTBBT You have the best username EVER!

[Elecrt0RadioLuv]

I freaking love this show.

[Free1364]

My brother looks just like Sheldon

[davincent98]

That sounds like he just set up a date.

[1985browneyedgirl]

This show reminds me of Frasier, Friends and Third Rock From The Sun all mixed into one comedy.

[VivienLambert]

^^ can`t get enough.

Funny way to make friends ;)

[cod007skilldfan]

(Not anymore) forever alone*

[Live4TV22]

haha

[CloneComander1138]

*insert FIM joke*

[joshuafrye182]

I fucking hate this show.

[0d0i0a0n0e0L0a0]

i worked COmicCon! ha! :)

[darkshadow2341]

i just found out that the guy who plays sheldon is gay and getting married just want to say congratz

[kevstef]

sarah

this is funny good and you shooed make a move about it.

[Benjammin2588]

@emecee69 You make some valid points, but im not sure that all the points you make are appropriate in this day and age.

[emecee69]

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