Indicators That A Guy's A Douche Bag (Ask The Hot Chick)

[ImaginedWriter]

This bitch= ho without a clo

And the spelling is intentional my fanatical grammatical Nazi friends

[antihero355]

This video = fail

[indigowulf]

Yeah speaking as a chick, this woman bugs me. She's not just calling out douchery, she's calling out people being broke. which is rather opposite of being a douche.

Would I date a goofy guy like Jim Carry? Yup. If he had dirt under his nails cuz he works hard? Yup. If he had frayed jeans because he wasn't shallow? Yup.

If they have orange fake tans, look like they are trying to dress for a gaybar, and walk with a fake swagger, those are douchebags and those ones I also ignore.

[TilGabrielCalls]

@indigowulf seriously, this is stupid. she's only talking about fashion and hygiene...how does that indicate how someones a douchebag? which is more about a man's insecurities and bullshit attitude...

[UMRem300]

296 people that watched this are douchebags

[Michael55666]

im wearing a gold chain wit a black tanktop and i got girls blowing my phone up allday everyday and if you saw me you would want my dick too kuz im clean as fuck

[ICPisAmazing]

hey dumbass...skateboarders wear skinny jeans not baggy ones u dumb cunt

[Rievoldt]

This video would of been short if she told us what she actually likes in a man instead.

[T1NAxTH3xGR8]

EXCUSE ME, i would marry Ace Ventura, he's hilarious :L I don't care how retarded he looks lol xD

[UnicornPankake]

Indicaters your a bitch : P

[fastfreerunner]

Wow if I could disable this video I would it's that bad ! Judging a guy by the shade of his sunglasses,and labeling him because because he has a V-neck shirt on. None of us are perfect.

[Disturbed58585858]

i'm perfect then

[jellyneck100]

This girl is hilarious!

[Name1876]

Why don't you and you're friends get an IQ test add your scores together and then maybe you could get more respect. By the way everyone on this "series' is way too materialistic.

[Name1876]

You know there are a lot of great guys out there looking to meet someone who isn't stuck up and dressed like a prostitue. And you and your friends think you all know whats best, well my opinion on that is that you all need to cram it because you all don't even know what you want and your standards and morals are jacked all to hell!!!

[hanl9889]

She acts as if she was a 10.

[hitmankaushik]

1.38 she looks like predator fuck tat shit

[kluetenkloeter]

Judging by her voice I bet this chick could drink buckets of alcohol and still steer a bus through rush hour traffic...

[ShellB12]

If I saw her in the club, i'd immediately be turned off by the sound of her voice and the amount of talking she would most likely be doing.

[imprvrt]

i bet she is single

[Elgezawy23]

this bitch looks n sounds like that one nigga spike from the cartoon land before time 1. when a girl sounds like a dumbass shes a douche

[MrWhiteWM]

I pick my nose, scratch my butt, touche the floor, and I can still make her suck my fingers after I fingered her ! 

[MrChadwa]

I have the IOS... Idicator of Skank... If a girl talks out of the side of her mouth, Skank. If a girl says like more than twice in a two minute period, Skank. If you roll your eyes and say oh my god, Skank. If they talk with their hands, skank. This one is a complete SKANK!!!

[mikemalibu1]

Omg! ask the hot chick? lol! This girl is pathetic,she looks like 10 miles of bad road, talks like a man,and a garbage personality! Wtf lol!

[trippypirate]

Jackie has been obviously been brainwashed by pop culture which is deviant and untrue, lol.

[trippypirate]

Anyone who refers to anyone as a douche is clearly superficial and evil.

[andrewh817]

These douchebag standards are retarded.....not one had to do with personality.

[csabolotodo]

if a girl talks like man she is totally a douche

[RhakarkX]

she doesn't represent every woman on the planet so no worries

[MrBeefFace69]

I thought there was supposed to be a hot chick in this video.

[Schmiki24]

HOOOOLD ON, it depends on what v-neck shirt a guy's wearing.

[mrtundra45]

lol @ american women and their unimportant meaningless ADHD ramble about their ''opinions" .......where to they find these women.. skid row? the WNBA?

this bitch is in serious need of an aderol and a quelude

[schangbang69]

and i dont understand how wearing baggy pants makes you a douchebag? hahahah, go get some proper education

[schangbang69]

this girl has way too many standards.

[music4life1077]

she sounds like a man

[iDommmmmmmmmmmm]

If there was a douchebag of the female community that wasn't considered a bitch *ahem*

You would fit that definition perfectly

[sashuba]

you're so shallow. you really do give hot girls a bad name :/

[karybomb21]

yep shes a bitch who makes STUPID fuckin points and i garrentee shes the only one who thinks all that makes some1 a Dhoo hoo hoo chhee

[sorenver]

0:46 ..... i fucking jumped. you are a Bear, woman.

[sorenver]

im scared now...

[DJPyramidTV]

OK MAN!!!!

[acdcfan397]

hahahhaha what a bitch, and she sounds like a man

[TheHoustonRocket]

So your going to judge my personality on the tint of my glasses and the kind of drink I drink??? Ok then. Douche

[scottybones]

What are you guys talking about?? By stating all of these attributes she pretty much just described the "perfect guy" only one flaw, that guy is a flamming fagg and likes cock, good luck trying to find a guy who's is straight without any of those attributes! Btw, she might wanna give lady gaga a call, he'll have sex with her!

[MJlove89]

these were all on a show on VH1 about douche bAGS..original!

[surf2myst]

Dressing or looking like a STEROTYPED Douchbag doesnt mean they are.

Perfect example is this girl. Most Douchbags dress to blend in.

Talking about being hypocritical.

[MrUrrboo]

this chick is a douche.i dont have or do any of the things she mentions.but wtf? shes automaticly ruling ppl out.i hope she falls for a guy and marrys him to find out after she ahs three kids that hes already married and has four other kids.lol...

[arcangel2550]

Did any of you notice her voice kinda manly? is she a guy? she sounds like a slut

[nicoacc]

ask the hot chick ... where is she?

[willay23]

Lol v-necks are in now..

[marcelcelmar]

she's the best douchegirl ever lol

[staluck]

Sounds like your regular Gold Coast (Australia) girl.

[ig249]

You grow you nails to play CLASSICAL guitar, which you can't play with a pick.

[AchillesBiker]

I actually agree with her, all good points

[Cap285]

No one should wear aviator sunglasses except aviators you dunce. I also find it funny that women tend to run at a high rate of speed at all the things you listed.

[cheeseman354]

I pity the fool who calls Mr. T a douchebag

[cheeseman354]

guys with manicured nails - douche

[zCOGGYz]

That is just your opinion and it is all wrong hav u ever even had a boyfriend it doesnt seem like it! a boy can wear or do whatever he wants and it is not all about what the girls want to see!!!!

[Rjice111]

TALKING ABOUT CLEAN I WONDER IF UR PUSSY IS CLEAN STUPID WHORE

[2000guitarmaster]

You know what I am a booty man. So I would forgive her if she has a nice apple bottom. Might have to put a bag over her head though.

[2000guitarmaster]

I thought this shit was ask a hot chick not below average (don't let the make up fool you). I would put up with what you said if you had the looks for it. Seriously this vid is bull. People wearing V necks are douche? Looking like you do you should compromise, ALOT!!!!!

[runner4105]

How to spot a douche? Watch this video.

[Empoleon04709]

you know something... here I am, 16 years old, trying to find tips to make myself more presentable, and i come across this stuck up bitch. ok, look now, i understand that people have their preferences, and i respect them up to a point. the problem comes along when you label men as douche bags for trying to find their own way into this world. look, i am not an end-all expert, but i pretty much guarantee that this fugly bitch is one of the only people who actually looks at these nuff said...

[Crayyolla]

she has a deeper vocie then me..

[maynardsgaylover]

Or maybe we could just say hello and talk to each other like two grown adults? Crazy, I know but it really doesn't need to be this complicated. It may never have been simple but was it EVER this complicated?

[chadley6916]

This girl should be happy if she get attention from ANYONE, no matter how they dress!

[edwardyourlord2]

hahahaha clean cut man.

[TheGymguru]

u voice is a turn off... want some halls??



[phubans]

lol, what kind of hard-up saps would even approach this hag?

[christopher9986]

These things could be right in many cases, but sometimes are false. Some guys look like a douchebag, but are really nice people that don't have the douchebag personality. However, the way she described most of these attributes, could be applied to a person that is a "showoff" who is looking for affection. I say if he is successful he can look like a douche, but if he has nothing to back him up, then I would say spend a little time on improving yourself before an exterior facade is applied.

[phil198711]

@pooton688 well, then youre goin to be single for life, cuz this bitch is materialistic, has no idea what shes talkin about, what she stated makes up about 90% of men, and none of these attributes make a man a douche, and if you pull this same shit, please stop and get to actually know a guy, cuz i'm not goin to open up a magazine so i can look like a pretty boy (thats a douche by the way, someone whos worried about their appearance just so they can get chicks instead of just bein themselves)

[pooton688]

@phil198711 My step-brother is an idiot, that was him. =//

[phil198711]

YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID BITCH!! OK, I'LL PROBABLY GIVE THE "DIRT UNDER NAILS"...OTHER THAN THAT, THE REST OF THE STUFF WERE REDICULOUS!!! IF GUYS WANT TO WEAR BAGGY PANTS, OR CHAINS, OR DYE THEIR HAIR, OR SHAVE THEIR FACIAL HAIR TO THE WAY THEY LIKE IT, THEN WHAT'S IT TO YOU?? WHY DO YOU ASSUME THE GUY IS A DOUCHE JUST CUZ OF HIS STYLE OF FASHION?? LET ME GIVE YOU A GOOD NEWS FLASH, YOU KEEP YOUR STANDARDS LIKE THIS, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND ANYONE CUZ NO ONE WILL WANT TO PUT UP WITH YOU!

[TheSniped117]

one word. B-I-T-C-H. i fall under none of these catagorys but people should be able to do what they want why not just say if hes to fat or to skinny douche. the only people that thumbed up this video are woman that are just as selfish and bitchy as you are.

[underover7]

I fall under none of these categories but I still feel like this girl is a textbook bitch. Number one thing guys don't like is a pretentious bitch who think they're hot. Go back to 1692 and see how the citizens of Salem think about that. I bet that won't end up in a time warp trio book.

[maxy1603]

I don't get it. She's butters so no man would go up to her anyway and she speaks like a man.

[francesco12c]

I think you're the douche for making all of those assumptions…

How can you rule out a guy cause he wears a V-neck…

or for taking a while to shave some specific way we like… I may as well say "OH!! And if she she had a manicure thats not all one solid colour…. BI-I-I-ITCH!!"

[2SixGraders]

Oh god, with my sunglasses I must have been a douche all my life. Damn...

[glitch509]

You judge on looks? That's very logical. /sarcasm

[Michaenn]

the hell? guys are accused of basing women entirely on looks, but she is basing men on freaking accessories... Men are said to be simple minded and assumptive, how assumptive is this?

[TravaTalksSmack]

Okay girl, I felt you about the highlights, but then you lost me with the perfect jeans, the gay sunglasses, the manicure, the v-necks. Please. I like a MAN, not a metrosexual who is as concerned about his appearance as you apparently are. You're one of those girls that sits back and laughs at every guy because you have teeth in your vagina and an adam's apple. Men are simple creatures, let them be that way and stop nit-picking.

[Anifoxstarr]

Haha, she talks like champ kind off anchorman: legend of ron burgandy

[emptyhead29]

what a douche

[jjhoops023]

if a girl is so goddamn picky, she's a douche.

[RespekTV]

chick's prolly has more chest hair than hugh jackman!

[DarthKrattus]

This ugly dumb bitch has no right to be so picky. No guy wants her anyway.

[renderrob]

My biggest IOT (indicator of trash) is a girl that is overly judgmental of men. Do us all a favor and just selectively weed them out of the gene pool. We don't want these kind of girls to pass on her air-head, holier-than-thou notions to future generations.

[myromantictragedy1]

You might as well just go drink Kool-Aid, there's nothing in that.

Lmao xD

[AtlantiXYL]

she is fucking stupid. if this the only vid she has then she is stupid.

[godofwarc93]

DEW-HEW-HEW-HEWCHE

[zycho006]

The 1990s called...they want their lines back

[FrenchLettuce]

I disagree with the statement around 3:30 with about the skateboard. i am a skater and have been for about 5 years now and the whole time i have been, i have either wore skinny jeans or fitted pants. Same with my buddies. not ONE that skates, wears baggy pants. just wanted to throw that out there.:)

[mashsf1]

Your a idiot 

[kppwns123]

alright your not hot

your a bitch

you sound like a man

is there any fucking thing that you like in a guy? you kinda ruled out everything

oh yah and you have a penis

[MrDeviousCYRO]

the funny part is that she sounds and looks just like a stupid stuck up bitch......go shave your mustache hoe

[aragorn312]

im a nice guy but I gotta agree that this girl is a FUCKING BITCH!!!!!

[jennydee2010]

(CONTINUED..)

1.V-neck tshirts are cute ! But I'm talkin' about the modern trend v-neck, the ones that Channing Tatum wears . Not like those way-low-vneck-t-shirts that yer chest hair are comin' out .

2.Which world does she live in ? You can get mad drunk from ice-triple-filtered smirnoff !

But go back and listen to the other points, the rest of the things are very true ! But honestly, no one can be perfect, but just try to avoid the things you might of had other then the 2 points above .

[jennydee2010]

Okay guys stop hating

You don't need these videos, trust me I know better of advices for guys then these girls (Lol I'm playing) But listen up on the following

I know she is way too picky but helloo, know that these videos are made for to help YOUshes trynna help you GUYS ! Take it or leave it it's your choice ! But don't hate !

A LOT OF THINGS SHE SAID IS VERY TRUE EXCEPT FOR COUPLE THINGS ILL POINT OUT:

(CONTINUED..)

[kppwns123]

@jennydee2010 hahah she is honestly a man

[jennydee2010]

@kppwns123 Lol haha stop hatin'

[phil198711]

@jennydee2010 NO, HARDLY ANYTHING SHE SAID WAS TRUE! A GUY SHAVING A CERTAIN WAY DOESN'T MAKE HIM A DOUCHE, THAT'S JUST A STYLE! A GUY WEARING A NECKLACE DOESN'T MAKE HIM A DOUCHE! AGAIN, JUST A STYLE...BAGGY PANTS, AGAIN JUST A STYLE...AND HER STATING THAT HER SISTER'S BF'S FINGERNAILS ARE LONG AND ONE WAS DIRTY, AND THEN SHE STATED HE PLAYS ACOUSTIC GUITAR MAKES HER VERY NARROW MINDED AND FUCKIN DUMB, NOT ALL SONGS CAN BE PLAYED WITH A PICK, AND ACOUSTIC GUITARISTS NEED LONG NAILS TO PLAY WELL

[jennydee2010]

@phil198711 Long story short, take the goddamn advice or just leave it . Quit bangin' yer heads on the wall people !

[phil198711]

@jennydee2010 lol, you're probably someone just like her...too materialistic and never happy with who a guy is just cuz of what he wears...that's stupid, and i'll leave the advice cuz i know better...

[EliteHarvey]

This girl is a douche shes got a problem with her jaw lining her voice is more manly that arnold swazenegger she thinks shes the best fuck this girl delete ur utube channel whoe the fuck wears boots with skirts ..

[emopirateLucien]

Awwwwwwwwwww  :( My heart is broken....

[baretillo]

your voice is a douchebag

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

If I were a girl I would bang the living shit out of ace ventura, as a dude I wouldn't take my RTD drinking v neck wearing cock anywhere near this fuglt stuck up bitch

[myburntfoot]

It's one girls opinion....guy shouldn't listen to that downgrading bully :@

[cellphoneGirl28]

If you have more dislikes than likes your obviously a douchebag.. N U SUCK BItCH get a life

[bbknux1]

The long fingernails is the ideal technique to play classical guitar.

If they're professional or just very much into it, (In the classical realm)

they will likely have their fingernails shaped in this fashion.

[breadstax]

Materialistic standards..check Thinks shes smarter than anything with a set of balls...check Talks like a dude....check This women likes too bite dicks off. watch out

[CurlyAce100]

Vnecks are sick

[saeedsnne]

Good Luck Pulling that bitch....

And i doubt any1 on youtube would want to

[DarkyoshiAshsPal]

You do know they're trolling with this video right? XD

[pladampa]

so where's the hot chick supposed to be? At least now I know what ugly chicks with manly voices don't want.

[hangfire0352]

It's called you're stupid. Stop giving advice and drown yourself.

[jj0071]

Tip not to date a woman that looks like you,,,,,,Avoid DOGS.

[DeathOnArrivalToo]

Why do you sound like a dude?

[xxTwistedxChickxx]

Well, you just ruled out pretty much every man on the face of the planet in one way or another, but I guess that's good news, because we can't have superficial brats spawning superficial brat babies.

[nataliekhair]

wow....like...im a female and have no problem with dirty hands all over me, especially if it's from working on an engine...

2 minutes of my life wasted listening to a superficial annoying dbag that i'll never get back!

[steez920]

It looks like all the comments are from douchebags who are mad that nobody likes their JNCO jeans...

[PREDATORJDH]

wow what a bitch, honestly? there is nothing wrong with a guy who has longer nails on one hand for playing guitar, ITS CALLED FINGERPICKING! and you need it for alot of songs including Stairway to Heaven and most classical guitar. Who does she think she is? Shes fucking retarded, judgmental and her voice is fucking annoying.

[tlink1219]

I agree with her for the most part, but as mentioned her voice is a huge turn off! Makes me thing one of two things: She smokes ten packs a day, or her penis is bigger than mine! Either way count me out! lmao

[elaye08]

this chicks voice is very manly HUGGGEE TURN OFFFF

[SRDK6]

everything she said was true except the facial hair thing like wtf? a goatee = douche? now on the other haaaaand. She sounds like a man, isnt anywhere NEAR hot and at some points of the video when her voice goes really dark and gurgly im expecting her to get foam around her mouth.

[ke11onearth]

What an idiot..

[ke11onearth]

What a bitch.

[L9PoloPa]

lol im a guy, i agree with almost all, but hmm u ve so many stereotypes Haha u r so certain of urself u are certainly have a LOwer Value than most guys you ll meet. ah nxt time smile a little and give advice instead of tryin to diss. ur missing the point of the channel

[baskuk]

That was from a  transnvestite's point of view ! how much do you bench press ?

[Kocis19]

Haha what a stuck up bitch, all of the points she made are ridiculous.

Heres my one rule for spotting a douche bag.

1. If she sounds like a man, she probably fucking is.

[supersnowboarding1]

this girl is ugly n sounds like a guyy

[mmatses]

what a douche. dumb bitch

[flaneurdilettante]

actually though, she may not be that hot, but everything she said was true. honestly bros. this was pretty basic stuff, if you disagreed with any of it, you really have to get your shit together...

[flaneurdilettante]

douche girl indicator #1 = annoying voice

[ragnerock117]

wow i play acoustic guitar, finger picking and picking with a pick are two different styles lmao. guess that would rule me out of her list of guys to bang, considering i am also a machinist/mechanic/welder i guess i'm just jolly well fucked according to this cunt because my hands are rough and dirty sometimes.

[geoalpha]

So, you're judging a man's ability to provide a relationship based on his appearance? Bitch.

[16bigred]

that girl is so unattractive its funny..take your IOD and fuck off you transvestite

[augusteflores]

who's that ugly dude ??

[junaidnx]

She is not even hot. Disgusting slut .... Who is even hitting on her?

[JIMMYJEE]

Her voice :S ? ?? ? ? ?

[MrGuruYoda]

i think this chick is a closet leso, maybe a kd lang fan?

[elaye08]

HMMMM they chick must have figured out how to time travel because she keeps saying go back to this date go back to that date..i'd love to meet u hunnie..not to drink though..i can tell you don't ur the type of chick that drinks heavenly the first part of the night and spends the rest in the toilet,crying,vomiting,passing out

[amaunet1620]

This is the first time I've rated a video "thumbs down"

[megaalexandria123]

wow how shlow! OMG!

[CharlesVariations]

96 people are either hit the wrong button or are totally superficial, materialistic bitches

[ne0ne0]

I'm gonna take a guess and say this "Jackie" has a lonely life...

[KryptnGaming]

The fuck is this bitch talking about? Girls talk about nice guys, but they ALWAYS go out with fucking douchebags

[alexmigda]

wow you're dumb

[blackraider777]

superficial whore

[1REEPER1]

what part of hot chick is she ??????????

[cody1895]

Girl who calls herself "The Hot Chick"... Douche.

[uberkewl19]

Wait how is she part of "AskTheHotChick"? I thought this was a guy.

[FLASH1080wxjc]

deep voice much.... DIKE

[KingVike28]

Skaters wear skinny jeans not baggy pants...so they are douches.

[19Biohazard88]

wow, she's picky :')

[OniNoFro]

I'm not going to sell my mother's gold chain and family cross just because this girl wants a catalogue-boy.

[Robelstran]

You REALLY are one douchebag. Go away

Playing hard-to-get doesn't work all the time. You probably don't even have a bf o.O

[soulthief13]

7) some necklaces can actually look ok and it depends on who wears it. 8) baggy pants are ok if guys dont low-ride. but does not make a guy a duche 9) jeanco makes some good quality jeans. and Nirvana has nothing to do with this leave them out of it.

[soulthief13]

ok then...

i disagree with the following: 1)a person totally ignoring someone because of a stupid list. 2) hi lights can look ok. 3) not everyone can afford to shop at Nordstrom or look like guys from gq. 4)some people like different colored shades than just black does not make them a douche, deal with it. 5) finger picking gives off a different and sometimes better sound than a pick. though yes keep your hands clean. 6) you might not like the v neck but others might. your preaching an opinion.

[YouVixx1]

hmmm well my 2? cents to that matter.. YouVixx.com is way better for pron

[Knivez12]

Girl that gets excited on the camera... Douche bag!

[loac4]

Funny...When I look at girls that dress like her, I only wanna do one thing to them and thats grunge fuck 'em because thats all theyre good for.

[anibioman]

doohohohoche lolz i wear v necks and im not a douche im a wanna be hipster lolz nope im the sweet nerdy shy guy with style but low v's are a bit douche when your chest is mostly exposed

[dannyep3]

or u can just go to hesadouche, com lol

[icankickyourasshole]

Letting some fickle bitch on the internet tell you to dress like one of the stiffs in GQ, *actually* makes you a douche. These are things that she finds *unattractive*, which has nothing to do with their doucheiness. Anyone that's spent any time in the nightlife in any major metropolitan area knows that there are literally armies of GQ looking, whiskey swilling, 'stubble look' sporting douches.

"Not even going to try to be nice" to people who don't look like they came out of a magazine? Douche.

[clomid100]

she sounds goofy!

[bouxyboy]

when it comes to the facial hair, i actualy have my girl practicualy begging me to shave in patters, (like a thin chin strap), so not all girls dislike this

[yitbos2]

"Like" , "Okay", and "1995 called, they want their ... back" are also a bit 'douchie'. But you're fightin' the good fight, so keep it up.

[apolllos7]

lol her head is a basketball and she has a weak jawline. She's still cute but she's a douche with her douche voice. Pwned.

[CyberAshkan]

the only douhohohoche here is her... this asshole needs to look at herself first before judging others...