Improbable TV

[Marktheshtfgenius]

what the flying fuck was the point of this video?

[arbonac]

Homa? Homasexual? Are you a homasexual?

[Madmonkeythegreat]

its homosexual

[paskoxbox]

homasexual necrophlia !!!!!! LMAO ¡¡¡¡¡

for crist sake thats hilarious

[ketanovas]

homonecroduckophilia.... nasty shit....

[linux750]

ducks are evil.

[herbalicious74]

there are indeed evil ducks

[slessorpr]

recently aired on TV the old one abt the 'Gormagon'. Wanna hear it?

[slessorpr]

i didn't say my bollocks.

[JohnSandersonB]

I had to catch them all. Curmudgeon is a good word.

[slessorpr]

oh i've got a lifetime of good words if u want a few. now i'm all nice. for instance, can u find a rhyme for 'orange', 'pint' or 'bulb'? i'm full of them, but seriously Brewers Dictionary of Phrase And Fable is the hungover journalists manna from heaven. Also full of it.

[slessorpr]

don't u just know i'll have to ask the riddle but u may have already looked it up. damn fast food info. took me years to learn all that trivia. now ppl can just look it up! geeze there goes my specialised knowledge...

[slessorpr]

what has eight legs, five on one side, three on the other, has six eyes two penises and a fanny on its back? of course, the gormagon, but can u guess what the gormagon is? guess you'll have to look it up if i'm boring u JB. r u interested in my silly riddle?

[shanewoods39]

fuck off loser

[marceloguiliano]

its a horse with a guy and a women on its back...the women is riding sideways

[slessorpr]

Well done marcelo - U win the golden cheroot! U are obviously a person with some classical education, from back in the days when horses and books were the cutting edge of transport and IT.

[slessorpr]

Comprehensively rooted yr argument JB

[slessorpr]

The real kicker is JohnBoy, u have no idea who my father is and if u bothered 2 find out yr face shd be bright red and 'burning'...I know of course u don't bother 2 find out who u r trying 2 insult b4 u let fly with such 'heavy' ammo. Duh, i think u just shot yr foot off...

[JohnSandersonB]

You just don't comprehend reality, do you? Sure, you're a guy, right. Keep telling yourself that and it might come true. Cross your fingers! The blood that used to come out of your "penis" was just an infection right?

I don't know why I waste my time on such a simpleton as yourself. Learn how to spell words out! Do you not realize you look like an idiot? Srsly ths ist hw yo tlk. If I found your father, I would tell him he failed at raising his "son" correctly and to slap the shit out of you.

[JohnSandersonB]

slessorpr in a pm:

when a journalist has limited space he contracts words. I can tell u think u r literate, correcting me, but try looking up 'journalese'.in Google then check accepted international abreviations and learn what a compleat (go on correct me halfwit) simpleton U r...Really u shdnt throw around big words u don't know how to use. I'm the one working 4 daily newspapers 4 my bread and butter while u were still pissing yr pants. Admit it u never did learn how 2 control yr bowels ....

[JohnSandersonB]

Well, maybe if you didn't go on and on about how people are looking at how "ignrnt" I am (and by the way, what people are you talking about?) and spoke concisely and to the point, you would be able to spell the words out.

Even in the PM you still couldn't spell AND THERE IS NO WORD LIMIT. You suck at life and should should seriously consider just giving up and moving on. You are calling me stupid for saying you can't spell. Did you learn what irony was while working for the daily papers?

[slessorpr]

Read my comment and weep at yr own stupidity JB. Yr actually proud how dumb u r...

[JohnSandersonB]

Really? You are the one championing misspellings and defending them saying I'm a journalist. If you were (which I highly doubt) you would know how to spell. The journalese excuse only works if you were writing something that was actually important, which you are not. So, in turn, you should use correct spelling if you want people to take you seriously. Do you know that everyone on the internet could claim they are just using journalese not misspelling? It's a pathetic defense.

[slessorpr]

So, what? r u a spelling Natzi JB? What is yr penalty? u wd know only too well. ignorance! which is where u r coming from. my abbreviations r consistent throughout my posts. u, halfwit, cannot grasp the notion of an established set of short forms, already in use b4 u were born, which u know NOTHING of; everyone must spell everything out in full and correctly or that mentally challenged JB might not understand, ohh tsk, tsk!

[JohnSandersonB]

You keep saying I'm ignorant, but you continue to not spell things correctly. It just looks tacky. I'm not a spelling nazi, I just think it's pathetic that you can't spell and you think it's ok because you are a journalist.

I can grasp the notion of short form writing, I cannot grasp why someone claiming to be a journalist refuses to write correctly. When you write a paper, do you use journalese? No. Then don't on youtube. You aren't writing a 1000 word rebuttal into 500 so just stop doing it.

[JohnSandersonB]

Oh and by the way, do you like mudkips?

[slessorpr]

nah mate, i'll continue 2 spell as i please and where do u get off thinking u r going 2 suggest anything 2 me? As my father once sd 2 me, in all seriousness, and he was really angry, 'U impudent young puppy!!' i still see his pomposity inwardly and it is that which u remind me of. Having the impertinence 2 imagine u cd teach me anything of interest...!! Well i never!! i'll have some Socratic irony and some Stoic cold cuts as a side dish, with the mudkips...

[JohnSandersonB]

Soooo... do you like mudkips or not?

[slessorpr]

well, i know red herring when i smell it...

[slessorpr]

how do u feel abt mudkips? i'm ambivalent...?

[slessorpr]

cross off the last question mark, that WAS an accident.

[JohnSandersonB]

Mills Lane says:

"I'll allow it!"

And he LOVED mudkips.

[slessorpr]

i freely confess my ignorance of Mills Lane, i can't help it i'm an australian. i'm not even sure if they're legal in this country. the mudkips, that is. give me a clue, r they anything like curmudgeons?

[slessorpr]

Tell me truthfully wd u smack yr lips over them?

[slessorpr]

SO a lamebrain like u has never heard the word 'journalese'(look it up in Google if u know how, halfwit). Professional writers use recognised short forms when faced by limited space in a newspaper (or a YT comment of 500 characters).These abbreviations precede YouTube by abt 50 years! I am both feature writer and reporter, what is known in Australia as a 'graded' (that is, fully qualified) journalist, something u cd only get with a university degree now. How clever do u feel now, SmartArse?

[JohnSandersonB]

Haha, wow, I feel like I'm talking to a child here. Check this out, I could care less about journalese, this isn't a newspaper. I'm glad you're "graded" and I'm sure you get off on that and that's great. See how I say "you" instead of "u" and still don't go over the limit?

As a journalist, shouldn't you be able to condense your ideas into 500 words? Shouldn't you be compelled to be correct? Do you not understand this or do I have to keep repeating myself? You aren't writing a paper here.

[theclashangel]

Prefering stuffed birds rather than living birds?!?!,shit,this is some real nasty motherfucker. And his audience what a group of morons after laughing at his insane and lame jokes,,,

[UncleKennybobs]

Did Adult Swim make this video?

[slessorpr]

why do these cold hearted,unfeeling scientists find birds accidentally self-destructing on their wretched windows FUNNY! if they had any respect 4 life they wd hang something in these windosws so the birds cd see and avoid them. is that so hard 4 such highly educated ppl? they laughed 2 see a mallard standing next 2 its dead mate; they may have raised several broods. All this heartless taxidermist can say is 'hahaha it's trying 2 mate with its dead partner'. Mallard chicks starve to death-FUNNY!

[asumazilla]

They're both Male. They haven't raised anything together.

[slessorpr]

well asuma i'm a clot 4 not seeing that, thank u 4 pointing it out; nonetheless stuffing mallards is not my idea of fun. i guess i'm making a big drama out of nothing. aren't i a goose!

[JohnSandersonB]

go back to bed grandma

[slessorpr]

what are u struggling to say JohnB? wd 'g'night John boy' be an appropriate response 4 yr simpleton one line comment? it barely even qualifies as abuse, let alone a comment that makes any sense. I imagine it's abt the best a feeble mind like yrs can come up with. Piss poor comment and truly 'lame' attempt at abuse i wd say, absolutely typical of intellectually challenged 21 yr old smartarse. at least i discuss the vid. i don't put the boot into honest commentators, like u, slimy Yankee coward..

[JohnSandersonB]

Don't hate me because your mad at your dad.

[slessorpr]

i don't hate u, JohnBoy! u simply don't mean anything 2 me and what has it 2 do with my dad? do u really imagine u r 'pushing my buttons' or that u can get me angry with lame immature comments? u r only demonstrating yr ignorance 4 all these ppl to see! At least if u had shutup, no one wd know what a fool u really are...

[JohnSandersonB]

I know you are really crying on the inside or maybe just going through menopause like my mom did. Let's face it, I burned you, twice I know your ego can't admit that, it's ok. Just move on, your dad doesn't hate you anymore. I like to think he has forgiven you by now.

Sorry to make you feel so weak.

[slessorpr]

my gender is obviously not the only thing u have got wrong. i don't need to judge u sonny, all the other ppl reading your lame posts will though. u just insulted all the middle aged women who read this page, including yr own mother. lucky no one respected yr puny 'intellect' 2 begin with. Seems u have nothing 2 lose by acting dumb and immature. Do u want me 2 continue? (in the same vein)or perhaps someone else, perhaps a female, who u just 'burned' might like 2 tell u how ignorant u r...

[swyft187]

O.o

[hentricks]

Is this what passes as science these days?

[Chrisism57]

whats the section halfway through about folding a picture of a flea? I want to see what happens.

[marthy008]

worst video created almost made me unsubscribed....Almost...

[Color1377]

yo, that was so random

[radskapoor]

seriously, wtf.

[KameWaOni]

wtf

[beyondDMC4]

GOT DUCK??

[dafttool]

Man, what's the world coming to? Necrophiliac homosexual ducks get no respect.

[purpledew]

Was worth watching for this comment!

[nonstop12345]

Lol

[ucrono]

its not that funny

[SirReptitious]

If you dont think crossing paths with a duck performing a homosexual, necrophiliac rape of another duck is funny, you must have a VERY exciting life! I think its freaking hilarious!

[tantzer]

Well, what's funny is that he published a paper about it.