Shit Jewish Mothers Say

[Makeaddictup]

This is my all time favorite

[thlkk16]

You're hot-3 hahaha

[KatcalledHepzi]

when you said jesus christ i died.

[Rosebff1223]

This reminds me so much of my jewish grandma! eveything was spot on. she says all that.

[NAEthesecond]

Like if your mom says JESUS CHRIST even though your Jewish. lol

[PendragonMagon]

"who's getting married? oh wonderful, i feel MUCH better!"

[Jakeman1260]

david schwimmer so true

[mayasonic]

"whos getting married?"

[shortiecanbrawl]

"Barbara Spears and Kenny West"

[SethZhai]

Jesus Christ!

[phantomoftheopera13]

My mother...

[Baalinooo]

She/he reminds me of my grand-mother. She wasn't jewish though.

[Hazel7243]

"Who's getting married? OH WONDERFUL!" I've heard that more times than I can count. So funny.

[libear1018]

Nailed it with the sweater..love it.

[keeshkas]

this is actually my dad

[thelorefolk]

sweet apartment ;)

[wenyanming]

"jesus christ!..."

[humbring65]

This guy is just TOO. FUNNY. I wish there were more.

[ELeeHamm]

Reminds me of my Aunt Karen

[tamarmentzer4]

This is PERFECT

[AlliEbeanSx]

lol @ the "oi" when he sat down.

[thunktank]

Ya know, this isn't bad, but if you used a decent camera to film it or just turned your iPhone landscape-wise, it would be 1000x better. Lazy?

[dollfaceandsweetcake]

@trilobright ohh yeah i understand :-D

[lebf89]

wow jewish people actually talk

[staceytoronto]

I HAVE JEWISH ROOTS FROM MY MOM AND DAD ,YEAH ITS KINDA TRUE,,ALTHOUGH IM LIKE 3RD GENERATION

[humansforbreakfast]

"jesus christ" hhahaa

[pboisei]

She didn't say anything about how giving birth to me almost killed her.?!

[cheena1son]

Reminds me of requiem for a dream ;]

[SerenaShark]

@trilobright OMG YOUR COMMENT. Such a win. And so true! Lmfao.

[gbergerpoll]

OH MY GAWD the cooking one and the when r u coming home one

totally fit my mom

[WallisLarkin]

I can't even escape my mother on the Internet.

[mrplinks]

FUCK YES. This is my life.

[76firedragon]

Lol at her bedazzled sweater.

[jcextra123]

JOY FRIGGIN BEHAR comes to mind, lol....and they always say something about Breaking bread

[jcextra123]

DAVID SCHWIMMMMMMMMMMMMER, lol THEY ALSO SAY everything with a lisp. and they say Pass the SCHMACON, thats their word for Bacon, lol

[Kenzbabiesmama]

You forgot '' Who is calling at this ungodly hour!!" #Mrs.Wolowitz

[Kenzbabiesmama]

I brought you into this world ....your father helped a little =]

[HPAnimeFreak]

Mom?

[Abbygale536]

Oh my gosh I had to favorite this!!!! lol =D

[dauseduvall]

The end was priceless. The Jesus Christ cuss was too funny!

[DaCatOnTop]

lmao

[joshuare5768]

My mother in law. Win.

[xdux]

hilarious



[FavesbyEVA]

Dead On!! I love it. Long Island girl says you nailed it. Make a part two.

[RogueRaven17]

Will you be making more?

[MAISONdeGAI]

I don't know enough to understand why the mother would say... "why would anyone buy coffee?"

[magar8310]

Wonderful!!!,

[bruinblue1]

Major talent. Four stars (well duh).

[foxesamu]

This is more like "Shit Jewish Grandmas say" :)

[Auditt09]

Diamond jokes diamond jokes please!!

[chiselbhoehn]

I've watched this so many times and it's still hilarious! Can we vote for another...??! This is so good!!

[CuriousEarthMan]

The 'oy' while sitting down...hysterical! turquoise, salmon, gold..haha ....your father helped a little....too funny, I'm telling you! Have you ever seen such a thing?! You'll do very well, young man. Such a nice boy, knows with the video tape and everything.

[wilsoncombatgrl]

Who's your doctah?

[chidebiolaful]

i"m totally lost but can relate the randoms im african lol, a pool the shape the star of David lol

[mokshalovely]

Jesus Christ...

this is hilarious!

[Aquaria2291]

I hate you so much for that sweater.

[saralaurenadler]

HI mom!

[mastarak]

Hoooooooooooooward!!!

[Noraphinephrin]

Who is Barbara Spears? An what is a Kitty West? @_@

[cxianmei]

@Noraphinephrin lol the point is that Jews always mess up the names on things. He was referring to Britney Spears, and (I think) Kanye West? My dad is Jew and he can't remembering the right name for anything. He switches my mom, my sister, and my own name with each others' from time to time. :)

[rocketpoweredunicorn]

this is the best shit anyone says i've seen

[monananafavori]

Since when did my grandma go brunette?

[whiterussian151]

Haha I'm from Sarasota, love it!

[Bfdproductions2012]

shit people say at concerts

[kittygalore69]

Very funny!

[maryamelsherif]

LOVE THE SWEATAH

[GiftofGab92]

Having fun with the Kardashingtons!!! lol

[vitaminrumrum]

genius



[turkishdelight0805]

17 breakfast nooks!

oiiii this is so funny!

[tulsan2]

This is all my friends moms....

[sephorajunkiee1]

i love the stereo typical jewish characters most of the jews i know and myself are nothing like this lol

[peanutmaster1231]

GRANDMA!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUTUBE?

[GooGooBear24]

HAHAHAHA OH SHIT "BARBARA SPEARS"

[britneyspears8838]

OH MY GOD - BARBARA SPEARS

DEAD.

[kaylaRenay]

bhahaha omg

[arianabcarter]

My Jewish grandma all the way. Why isn't this called Shit my Jewish Grandmother says?

[JeltimaB]

@arianabcarter That's what i thought! This is my grandmother!

[mimimirwitch]

oh goodness so accccurrrrate :)

[taraannh1]

oh man i'm dieing not even half way through it yet

[AvadaPresidentSnow]

Did you film my mother or something... she's not even jewish...

[333oceanbreeze]

what a wig

[arocks09]

you mean jewish grandmothers.

[ItsStrangeReally]

I'm having a hot flash.

[SammyKillsAsians]

what does hooking up mean? cuz to me that does NOT sound nice.

[LukeHosch]

nailed it early with sarasota

[emmaissoawesome]

"is it safe...is it warm...is it 'kosha' " BRB DYING.

[Brenna2468]

TURN YOUR DAMN IPHONE SIDEWAYS!

[hatemegnoob]

@Brenna2468 That would make it even more fucked up, he needs to set the aspect ratio to 16:9 ;)

[Brenna2468]

@hatemegnoob I guess that would make more sense

[MrZaco32]

absolutely hilarious! why do people hate each other so much? we are all so different and funny! f

[WhiteChocolateStawr]

I have those glasses!

[dariushm]

looool I love Mel Brooks.

[wahkeena]

Ahhhhh Hysterical... This one is SO AWESOME!! Love it...

"They made a pool in the star of david, very tasteful!"

so funny.

[lazlaz111]

HAHAHAHA JESUS CHRIST

[uvulopalatopharyngo]

Hahaha "What does 'hooking up' mean? Because that does not sound nice." HAHA, right on! This is hilarious.

[2theyellowhouse]

oh my goodness the sweater! The sweater is one of the funniest things about this video.

[monacojojo]

Barbara Spears, Regal Taninburgs, Kardashingtons, hahaa.

[lsn2jah]

Haha - the Kardashingtons! Love it!

[fabriziothebutterfly]

"how much was this..ridiculous. the screen is black"

[mironnna]

the blouse is horrible:)))



[MyAniMovies]

funny and check out shit school girls and boys say (behind teachers backs) now playiing on MyAniMovies channel..

[badass4hockey]

...dose this mean my moms jewish...she says all these things

[Alimaria]

@badass4hockey I was just about to say that.

[brinnyism]

John Roberts wannabe

[shesmiles4526]

Who's getting married? Ohhhh! Mazel Tov! I feel much better LOL

[karenkel]

not Jewish but i grew up in a Jewish neighborhood and my friend's moms definitely said alot of these things, hilarious

[PinkWolfieLove]

You got my grandmother spot on!!!

[xDarkestIllusions]

It's funny, I'm Jewish, and this sounds more like my dad than my mom :P

[edlynegue123]

The sweater alone....lmbo

[SamaraInUSA]

AAAHHHHHHH THANK YOU! I'm from Russia, but this just describe all Jewish Russian mothers as well.:)

[Isabelle5557]

"..hoy..."



[mandith]

Oh, you are not getting home???

I can't remember, but it is on television!

That's why I have children for!

WONDERFUL! Now I feel much better!

HAHAHA It killed me! XDDD

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

HOWARD!

[1982pencil]

They just redid their house ... story of my childhood in the suburbs of NYC ... no 12 year old should know the difference between granite and marble countertops.

[poundcake122]

I LOVE THIS

[breathmusic]

"Jesus Christ!"

[mecagoenboba]

WOODY ALLEN!

[goldensloth7]

Oh man, my ex-boyfriend's mom sounded just like this. Oh WONDAFULLLL!

[deenski08]

Mazal tov!

[BijonMustard]

:).

[apriljunefeb]

17 breakfast nooks. My favorite!

[Ferretb]

17 breakfast nooks!

[starwarsROXmy]

im a jew and i love this

[olivianmoore]

UGH PATTI STANGER! lmfao!!!

[ferrari252]

This is great

[Kellybabe91]

what is with the shouting jew stereotype?

[shadowsofapen]

You either filmed my aunt or know her personally.

[m0ronTV]

THEY KNOW!! THEY KNOW!!! QUICKLY MY BROTHERS RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

[cbribot]

I know who young people listen to - Barbara Spears (Brittney Spears) & Kenny West (Kanye West)! LOL!

[erlich97]

HAHAHAHA you sound like my grandma

[urenasage]

OMG! SO HILARIOUS! i know a woman who's like this , hahaha good stuff ;-)

[baylornurse2011]

LMAO!!! This is hilarious!

[ReddzVoice]

ROTFLMBO! I love how the Jewish lady is fanning herself and and says, "JESUS CHRIST!" High comedy!

Peace and love...

[likealiteswitch]

hilarious and so on point except for the holocaust part.

[meggmartine]

how does this only have 345 likes?! THIS IS AMAZING

[operalover5]

ROFLL SPOT ONNN

[TottinghamHotpants]

I thought this stereotype stopped being relevant 20 years ago...

[amber1156]

"They have a pool in the shape of a star of David, very tasteful", SO FUNNY!! I couldn't stop laughing.

[MistaMcFresh]

Lmao and what the bleep does <3 mean????

[RBW4239]

pool in the shape of the Star of David... very tasteful!

[trackstar216]

I'm Jewish and this is spot on!  LOVE IT.

[jademariexxiii]

hahahaha i love this!!! i wish i had a Jewish mother <3

[Dem0nz890]

sounds like "some shit most mothers say"

[heykaitlynn]

"They just redid their house. Beautiful, they have 17 breakfast nooks. They had a pool in the shape of a Star of David. Very tasteful. Turquiose, salmon, gold. Gorgeous."

[chicagogal3]

FUNNY!!! Thank you for the trip down memory lane!

[ZapatistasForever]

Sooooooo funny. Great job.

[ThickNCurly1]

I love this!! Barbara spears....ctfu!!

[TheFruscianteRocks]

my mom is jewish, i can tell you all that this is 100% accurate

[jasizbossi]

That sweater dress!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[Boyhead1973]

This is my mom... and she's black! Great vid!

[VierdeLoscksmith]

My mother isn't Jewish but she acts like this...but she was also adopted, so who knows.

[kotzwell88]

"Barbara!!!" Lmao

"Tasteful" lmao

[letterred]

kinda not really funny to be honest...

[cacapify]

DYING OF LAUGHTER

[LadyTheatricality]

"Seventeen breakfast nooks" is when tears actually started running down my face.

[TheZoso6767]

HOLY CRAP LMAO. You look and sound HILARIOUS.

[Flutegrrl19]

I absolutely LOVE this!!!!!!!!! So good. Oy Vey, its making me all verklempt.

[woosie112795]

thanks for the laughs! I am a young black woman and lived in an all Jewish building in Queens NY and I totally LOVED it. There was one funny old lady who would tell a whole long story, when she had something extra to add she would say, "p.s" then continue with a footnote to end the story! Hilarious, she passed away, but I love her still. (Blessings in the memory of R. Stein.)

[Jgoldstein924]

@woosie112795 It's a holocaust memorial, going to be a wonderful time ;)

[ripeshot11]

@woosie112795 i think i luv you

[MusicalEnthusiast]

HAHHAHHAHAHA!! This is amazing.

[gjpyzer]

omg this is so true! lmao

[ChefMoshe]

Kibbeh Vest is the best one.

[bornakansaslover]

i didn't know Jewish people used the exclamation "Jesus Christ"

[ChefMoshe]

@bornakansaslover why not Jesus was Jewish. did you know that?

[bornakansaslover]

@ChefMoshe I knew he was Jewish i just didn't think Jewish people would use the term "Christ" because it is a synonym for messiah. Christ was his title not his last name. It was my understanding that the main difference between Jewish people and Christians was that Christians believe he was the messiah and that Jewish people do not. If I am wrong I apologize, I am not trying to start a whole Jewish-Christian confrontation on this video. I was truly unaware that Jewish people said "Jesus Christ"

[FirestarPR]

@bornakansaslover everyone says "Jesus Christ" as an exclamation, it need not have a religious meaning, just like saying "Holy Crap" would that suggest that crap can be holy?