Chomping On The Bit

[AcidRain357]

Nyeeeeeh...

[AcidRain357]

Good.God...*dies*

[ASmackOfJellyfish97]

LOL Best clopfic ever.

[AcidRain357]

*sees Twilight* MUUUURDERRRERRRR

[TheBassBuzzer]

Dear Princess Celestia,

[zillahero]

cacophony: a loud discordant sound. yeah i would know, English class f.t.w

[DoominglyRapids]

Win

[xxnavyrulzxx]

What the hell

[python1471]

FOREVER !

[MBKlivinglegend]

who writes this

[iCraved]

LOL. WHAT IS LIFE.

[Warhammer40Kmwg]

You laugh like your high

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

GODAMMIT...I GOT AN ERECTION.........GODAMMIT!!

[DecayedPony]

Lmao! That was great! Many lulz were produced!

[MrJmulk]

OMG THIS SO FUNNY RIGHT NOW im at 15:30

[d3m0nicpk]

C L O P

L

O

P

[duststormtheminer]

 SPIKE! (ever 5 seconds on full volume and turtle beaches hearts like hell

[TheNoodleGod9001]

Every five minutes I imagine George Takeai say "OH MY!"

[AllTheDamnPancakes]

Lol it's one in tha morning

[z0mbi3slay3r11]

wierdest bboner ever 0.o

[TheLegendaryDelta]

this is how i met my current gf she was my roommate and let just say i no longer need to clop alone :P

[z0mbi3slay3r11]

rating 1) Rainbow Dash 2) Fluttershy 3) Pinkie Pie 4) Rarity 5) Twilight Sparkle 6) Applejack

[taye10198]

I didn't like this one....

[xxnavyrulzxx]

Awkwardness level: OVER 9000

[yoshipwns13]

Lol I'm more in love with Lyra than anypony else.

[CreeperJustWantsHug]

Bestiality ftw????

[BlueFrost01]

@CreeperJustWantsHug welp,Clopping to characters that don't exist,it's not really bestiality..like,Fapping to Bubbles,and Hentai..and Pawing Off Yiff..it's all in your mind...yeahhhh,you're gonna have to make sense outta this by yourself

[CreeperJustWantsHug]

@BlueFrost01 Its joke, but seriously the multiverse theory better be true or I'm going to nut-shot Stephen Hawkins...

[TwistedBlackAQW]

Going to go ahead and say my current rating. 1. Rainbow. 2. Twilight, which is slowly starting to over take Rainbow. 3. Applejack. 4. Pinkie. 5. Fluttershy 6. Rarity.

[himomd]

@TwistedBlackAQW Bitch, Rarity is awesome!!!

[TwistedBlackAQW]

@himomd Rarity IS awesome. I love the entirety of the Mane Six. Just some more than others.

[himomd]

@TwistedBlackAQW Sorry I called you bitch I just am in love with Rarity.

[TwistedBlackAQW]

@himomd Is reasonable. I'd do the same for Twilight. :x

[himomd]

@TwistedBlackAQW Thank you for your forgiveness

[MrJmulk]

@TwistedBlackAQW i agree same but rainbow is over 2 and twilight is 1

[TheLegendaryDelta]

this honstly happened to me in away with my ex......:P

[sirnaqMN42]

Tom is the best pony

[AGENTBRONYPOCALYPSE]

best reader of fics i have heard yet

[BlackRaveBow]

This is odd.... this is odd.....

[2jasonbshark]

I remember reading this

[ThePurpleProfessor]

Dude it isnt odd. Your good brony.

[SimplyStitches]

... Applejack is best pony... trolololo

[Juria316]

They're all best pony, now knock it off!

[BZgamer1147]

Call me Captain Obvious, but I can tell you like reading these kinds of stories. XD

[StickdudeXD135]

Everybody calm the fuck down. We all know that Flutwipinkidasity is best pony.

[StickdudeXD135]

@StickdudeXD135 Damnit I forgot applejack...

[LokizarroX]

@StickdudeXD135 Flutwipinkipledasity?

[kojirodudeman]

I was laughing the entire time.

Oh my god I feel so bad

[TNTacdc]

Cacophony n. Shrill or discount sound.

[Slipy61]

im laughing harder than u are XD

[Konrad648]

I feel so naughty right now

[iwannabethekid34x]

6:20

Welp, I know where this is going.

[Slipy61]

and who says twilight isnt a good pony <3 <3 <3

[Azekahh]

@Slipy61

My sir, "good" pony? Neigh,. Twilight is best pony.

[Dagmakter]

@Azekahh I'll tolerate and love the shit out of you... Even though... >_> KFJGHERI9GHJUEGF

[aleks99800]

@Azekahh truth.....

[AGENTBRONYPOCALYPSE]

@Azekahh im sorry, but no. Rainbow is the best pony

[rockhoppe]

@AGENTBRONYPOCALYPSE I'm sorry, but no, Rainbow Dash is the WORST pony.

[Azekahh]

@rockhoppe

She's actually my least favorite out of all the Mane 6.

[BagelTanker]

@Azekahh i leik pinkie pie :3

[rockhoppe]

@Azekahh Same here, one of my best friends LOVES her, however...

[AGENTBRONYPOCALYPSE]

@Azekahh without dash twilight is best i will agree to that

[AGENTBRONYPOCALYPSE]

@rockhoppe  rainbow is not worst but not best how bout that

[Mattlol909]

@Azekahh you made my eyes laugh with your laugh

[epiccthulu]

i love the correct anatomy

[epiccthulu]

why would twilight have saddles...

[jackell27]

well sund lke your into materbaing ponnies and i cant say the feelings not neutral

[1MadVirus1]

Rule34 guys. No exceptions.

[SHARDK2]

DAMN, TWILIGHT!

YOU SEXY!

[awsomosaurus995]

@pvtread Actually, they stand about 4 feet high; Somepony did the math

[pvtread]

im done lol, im at the chomping on the bit part lol, got to go to my little dashie for some uhhhm, clearing of the mind loll

[pvtread]

waiiiiit a minuet here, ok so in my little dashie we found out that ponys are about 3 feet tall, now guessing by the way spike looks bigger than her how the, ohhhhh god you know what, who cares, lol

[pvtread]

anyone thinking what i am, rideing crop, anyone lol

[pvtread]

i listend to trixies funhouse, ohh my god lol, rairity is clever to have done what she did, but damn it why the cmcs lol, ohh and dont even get me started on the sweet apple massecure yeeeeesh

[pvtread]

lol, annnnd now back to this, blushes and listens lol, ohhh you clopfics

[UltimasIsland]

Rarity: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[shello700]

they guy who wrote this knew alot abot saddling horses. He even knew where the crown was placed!

[somehoboguy]

"Is it a big mess?" "IT'S ABOUT TO BE"

[daidai4111]

wow really a dragon and a pony...U just got to kidding me...

oh wow it really duz happen..(*_*)...

[tehzdood]

19:08 MASSIVE TITLE DROP

[joseph66er]

@Jackthenazi

i dont believe it is my fellow person for i too feel the same way

[thesega99]

It woulda been funnier if Chris Hansen randomly appered. Durr hurrp

[Jackthenazi]

3:45 is it wrong if i feel the same way?

[steeleg83]

this is the funniest story ever i added it to my favorites playlist lol

[sperznaz586]

am i the only one who found this hilarious?

[starcraftman1000]

i stopped at when the sliding hoof part....this is just...well i wont watch it.....it will probably ruin MLP for me cuz twilight,applejack and RD are my fav characters

[The7736411958]

Wow twilight I didnt know u were horny

[JCBjman]

@The7736411958 full pun intended?

[icanseeuthroothucom]

I GOT A BONER FROM THIS

[FurryTyrant]

I think I got a tumor from this... lol

[Guesswork01]

I don't know how you can listen to a dude read this. Good story, though.

[M936]

he can not say cunt or pussy more than once , but penis dick, ass, fucking, erection, and cock is ok!?!

[Alex114081]

*Brushie Brushie*

[TheSoldiersMind]

@Azekahh So... could you maybe link us this Trixie clopping fan fic?

[The7736411958]

I am soo jelly of spike right now, soooo jelly

[TheCBF36]

"This picture of Twilight makes me ejaculate"

... I'm not going to ask ...

[kittykatmocker124]

O.O

[agentjkl1o]

im at the end:

time to sneak in through the broken 4th wall into ponyvill

[agentjkl1o]

i tried role playing once...but i became a brony

[agentjkl1o]

im at the begining and all i have to say is:

1. ineed to get some sleep now

2. PLAYA PLAYA!!!!

[DeathBlade665]

"Text size: + or -" I lol'd.

[Sparkledash1]

its 2 o clock in the Morning over here

and i sit here and listen to a guy who reads an MLP Clopfic that is awfully bad

do i have issues

[Planetbomb2]

I found this halarious

[fredrick01]

I used to be a clopper, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[NexusARC]

.....Clop* THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!

[allantetaylor3692]

who writes this stuff lol

[Goderich1942]

Fuck. I'm so jelly of Spike.

[Goderich1942]

*pomf*

Uhm... I have a wing boner...

[starcraftman1000]

@Goderich1942 well then.....is that why my wings became bigger than rainbow dashes?

[PaoloTheHitMan]

The part with his jaw dropping was pretty entertaining

[The7736411958]

Wow this is crazy but u would never see anything like this in a episode or any other story similar to dis one

[foxvolt]

FOREVEEERRRRRR!



[redLuigi11]

:idkwtf:

[chimamiresatoh]

I swear I'm going to die laughing....

[chimamiresatoh]

So she's rushing off to save... herself...?

[tagtag123]

@chimamiresatoh  Eyep

[MegaHOBO45]

Your homesexual and a bronie that means you are a badass and can also multitask amazing

[CPTMarine]

3:40 You're a bronie fo sho

[fredrick01]

oh, I also got the weirdest boner now btw.

[fredrick01]

It looks like Spike's got some friendship with benifits HUHUHU!

[Haloredvblue]

Coming across this vid absolutely made my day.

[SatanParlante]

5 people after having a Ponyphile

[ilvminecraft6476]

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impression of spike when he finds out twighlight read her diary

[SatanParlante]

@MrGameboy03 rape a pony and shut up

[iambleh]

@SatanParlante ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Sunzu49]

"I read about Trixie, when she was masturbating...and I found it really attractive, same thing with Twilight...but, when I see a woman in real-life masturbate...it's just not really my thing."

Wha...?

[MrGameboy03]

this picture of twilight makes me ejaculate..?

WHAT O_O?!

[SM853]

Fanfictions... the second WORST, POSSIBLE, THING that can happen after rule 34.

Seriously guys. We bronies are already bad seen in society and the internet.

Don't make the thing easier for the haters.

Stop this shit.

[nonjudgable]

Your readings are so awesome :3

I'm trying to draw something and I'm just laughing all the time...

Keep it up!

[45yourmother67]

My diaphragm no longer functions properly due to so many lulz.

[Fenderbaby2]

What the HEll?

[MrMackout]

lol this is awesome! i love these fan-fiction reading's btw

[JZCKdoom101]

this is not flagged? whoa

[w00tzful]

kinky me gusta

[Mincho1994]

I don't know if i want to hear this right after reading Twi and me...

I might get permanently scarred for life D:

[TheBettneyBomb]

3:25 Its because you have a connection to these characters instead of the faceless Morons you see on the interwebs... And they are HAWT C'Mon... admit it xD

[Azekahh]

@TheBettneyBomb

I actually think it's the fact that the way they draw their hooves makes them look like... objects, not hands. And do you know how good rubbing your genitals against any given smooth object feels?

Fucking amazing, that's how good.

[TheBettneyBomb]

@Azekahh Hmmm... May be on to something Thar

[linkueiwarroir]

@Azekahh Btw have u read rainbow factory?

[wiiDSplayer4life]

@Azekahh You know, I just listened to your readings of Molestia, Cupcakes (For some reason), and the heart-shattering My Little Dashie. I subscribed immediately after reading this comment. You've got balls, man. Though I could never do this because I find myself a wimp when it comes to this, I respect you for doing this. Even to the point of (I'm guessing) describing your own feeling of your genitals on a smooth surface (Nice BTW). So keep on runnin' and don't ever stop having fun with Ponies!

[BagelTanker]

@TheBettneyBomb rainbow dash is hot. i would tap that flank

[megadrivesonic]

Does this mean twilight is a cougar(even though shes only slightly older)

[rileytuber]

@megadrivesonic I think so

[NStrikeMovies]

i agree with you about real girls compared to other anime charaters thumbs up if you agree

[br0niez]

This is so wrong on so many levels....

[MurialTheCat121]

XD

and I love your laugh <3

[RustSpinner]

11:54 *faints from ear-rape while laughing my ass off*

[211nate]

iam mentaly scared now thanks

[211nate]

wait did she like his tail in her?

[211nate]

this is a new fad

[211nate]

some one should animate this

[211nate]

WAIT WAIT WAIT isent SHE watching this happen the princes is like : O

[211nate]

hey you should redo this but have a few people in this

you can be spike

and have a girl be twilight

[211nate]

and also

her:I WANT TO DO TO DO WHAT YOU WROTE IN THE BOOK

spike: (just walks outs)

her:: P

[211nate]

automatically spermed him lol

[hunterwade10]

lol thats interresting to learn about a dragons dick

[hunterwade10]

lololol can i ride you?????

[hunterwade10]

lol you like pony porn better

[TheIRWC]

hmm that much comments...ermm.......AZEKAHH IS DA BAWASS

[doodoodudex]

What happened to being a BABY dragon?

[doodoodudex]

XD I filled the whole page of comments XD

[SuperFlameRing]

@doodoodudex Yeah, spam much?

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[doodoodudex]

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[doodoodudex]

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[doodoodudex]

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