I want to make sweet passionate love to the book and movie. A threesome involving me, Amy and about 5 vials containing the soy sauce dump huge loas ans point IS THAT THERE A ATHOPUSJJJJJJJ wE HAVE TI GET IN TTHFIRT
That book got me through some bad years. Whenever I was having a bad day, I would light a blunt and tear through some pages. But then I would remember that I still had homework to do... I forget where I was going with this. Point is, JD@tE being the greatest book ever written (yes even better than the bible... no twilight does NOT even compare) This movie better be up to par!
Cracked fans should unite in favor of this movie, and flood the cinema halls with bad dick jokes and pointless information about animals we'll never see.
Then, watch the movie.
Then continue to with the dick jokes. Maybe add some more pointless facts, but that would be completely optional.
This is the most excited I have ever been for anything.
I can't wait to see the Camel Holocaust and chair pun scenes.
TalonDenora 2 weeks ago
Great book!
baskerzeke 3 weeks ago
there's one reason why I want to see this movie-Don Coscarelli directed Phantasm.
cyclopsvideo1 1 month ago
I bet John dies at the end... not!
MrStardust85 1 month ago
where is Jimmy?
SilentHillTeen 1 month ago
Okay, now I definitely have to read the book.
NaruneWatercrest 1 month ago
im assuming no one read the book or they would remember all the naked people it shows at 1:47
heybueno 1 month ago
I want to make sweet passionate love to the book and movie. A threesome involving me, Amy and about 5 vials containing the soy sauce dump huge loas ans point IS THAT THERE A ATHOPUSJJJJJJJ wE HAVE TI GET IN TTHFIRT
donniedarkodevotte 1 month ago
I think I need to go see a doctor. This trailer gave me an erection that has lasted for more than three hours now!
donniedarkodevotte 1 month ago 4
I wonder who dies at the end of this film..
PriorityOfVengence 2 months ago
Was i just mindfucked or...??
MidnightRoninAsura19 2 months ago
They better split the movie into 2 parts,too many orgasmic parts in the book that they CANNOT cut out (THE WHOLE BOOK)
ThAtGuYiNaThOnG 2 months ago
@ThAtGuYiNaThOnG it doesn't look like they are.
Pretty sure I saw LARGEMAN in the trailer. should be a good indication that the second half of the book is in the movie.
ikahn17 2 months ago
Is it just me, or is Dave really cute e______e huh... Never imagined him like that.
BATOOST 4 months ago
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boardskins 4 months ago
That book got me through some bad years. Whenever I was having a bad day, I would light a blunt and tear through some pages. But then I would remember that I still had homework to do... I forget where I was going with this. Point is, JD@tE being the greatest book ever written (yes even better than the bible... no twilight does NOT even compare) This movie better be up to par!
ToboeOkamiKiba 4 months ago 9
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the book was amazing and I can't wait to see this movie.
martusiasiaB 4 months ago
i came for the trailer but stayed for the girl! XD
Z3NBU 4 months ago 2
yay :-3
caitxrawks 4 months ago
Cracked fans should unite in favor of this movie, and flood the cinema halls with bad dick jokes and pointless information about animals we'll never see.
Then, watch the movie.
Then continue to with the dick jokes. Maybe add some more pointless facts, but that would be completely optional.
OrionoftheStar 4 months ago 45
WHEN IS THIS COMING OUT? I MUST SEE THIS!!!
repogirl20 4 months ago
I picked up this book randomly and fell in love with it. Stoked about this to no end.
WebHead18 5 months ago
John dies at the end
juanp756 5 months ago
dobry!
5252sawyer 5 months ago
Good.....Funny !
MrJurek48 5 months ago
first:)))
bozennkak 5 months ago