OLIVIA MUNN, SHIRTLESS with Jesus

[FASTANDFURIOUSR34]

produsers motherfuckes, suck my dick, i kill you!

[ardjin0labs0eblibadi]

this sucks

[kingofkings09876]

she is so average

[JTSDAD67]

That should be a series! Praise Jesus!

[filopride619]

GO JEBUS!

[stylez1zone]

not cooooooool

[CriminalIntent89]

fake

[egknot]

Even his father is going to punish him if he does´t bang Olivia Munn

[stretchingpirate]

You are funny.

[299458]

you know she is a bitch when jesus cant even score

[OathOfOdium]

"These"... used to be funny

[vialobos69]

he's so freakin hott

[tienshenhan86]

Jesus just want to have a Grand Son of God!

[kamakuraken32]

never respect to this religion, shame, even to the christian followers see this video just for fun, see who direct this vids (the jew maybe he is zionist) im so sad.

[MidnightOrganFight]

Even Jesus wants Olivia Munn.

[midamerica100]

Olivia is just sexy as hell! All I can say is God giveth, and kept on given!!!

[ataylor276]

Bang the bejesus out of her!

[bettyx1138]

hysterical. should b a tv series.

[unicycle28w]

wonder if he has x-rey vision???

[airbrat]

jesus needs to rub one out lolz

[part2themovie]

I wonder why Jesus isn't in Marvel. He'd be like Superman - a fuckin cheat.. then make him battle sentry

[NinjaElement]

OMG that fucking face was ORGASMIC

[rebone]

kinda looks like olivia has a black eye in there

[Eykdran]

jebus is a playboy

[GetoCoolAidStudios]

Jesus finally gets some! GO JC!

[chrisrulezs]

ahahahaha i love g4

[juliocesar24]

Olivia Munn...I was suspecting she was going to play Mary Magdalene, I knew it the momment I read the title.

[juliocesar24]

Jesus embracing capitalism...that's some unrealistic shit.

[coripea]

ARE YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE ME HANGING!? *lightning flash*

[TheKelvin009]

There is a blog that has leaked Olivia munn nude photos the blog is oliviamunnnaked (DOT) blogspot (DOT)

[MrJperez1083]

@TheKelvin009 yo u keap saying that, but their is nothin!!!!!!

[l78drpp]

you people should be ashamed of yourselves!! have fun in hell.

[thupermandatho]

FUUUUCKKK YOOUUU

[TwilightMasterful]

@l78drpp Made by the same people that desecrated Twilight. May the Sparkle Lords Forgive them.

[xKATNEYx]

We will. ;)

[bozzutoman]

Olivia Munn is MUCH more divine than Jesus ever was...

[LeelooBrasil]

Jesus was human while he was in Earth, had no powers, but it was cool vid anyway

[dmckoy91]

@Leeloo ya dude i walk on water all the time

[Loakum]

I guess you must had miss the parts of Jesus turning water to wine, raising the someone from the dead, walking on water thingies...

[InnovationNation91]

@LeelooBrasil tell that to the people who were drunk off their asses with wine and bread

[dilldiablo]

lol your retarded if you think olivia munn isnt hot. Shes amazing

[IntiHehlua]

Great ending! I was ever so curious as to what was going on after credits.

[choloeseguay]

if i was modern day jesus i would not have let her go

[part2themovie]

thats the reason why movies suck complete ass because dumb fucks like you cant think - if you wre modern day jesus wtf would u do with olivia munn when u could create new universes and populate them with fine ass women, which olivia is not. she's just another chick man, nothing remotely special

[TheQuiksand19]

@part2themovie HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAH...you're funny.

[HeartMikeSoulJoey]

lol

[youguy2]

maaaaaaaaaaaa fuck jesus

[wittetonnie]

noob

[prophet1k]

fuck allah

[SamuelPoncho]

wait....HE'S JESUS! HE COULD GIVE HER AN ORGASM ON THE SPOT!

....thats the most unrealistic part in this whole video :)

[part2themovie]

thank you for thinking

[Pourquorazzi]

I wish Jesus would give me a massage.

[Decepticon491985]

You can't hate on Jesus.  He hung out with the hoes and tax collectors. Fuck yeah for Jesus!

[zeragito]

@Decepticon491985 that's blasphemous. I wish they would show Jesus as gay, that would be awesome.

[Karate9582]

Jesus é foda!

[bapesta024]

reminds me a little bit of criss angel's mindfreak(the start) lol

[Youoftube1]

"Oh, come on, You're just gonna leave me hangin'?"

lmfao That is messed up

[elchamber]

I'm catholic and I'm totally jealous of Jesus... I'm mean, Christ! Your Christ why? lol

[ImDeadAtBirth]

im her biggest gay fan... :D

i'd love to hang out with her..... and she wouldn't have to worry. :)

[wtfethanwaits]

Uhm, cool?

[Coribec]

Jesus hates his father for giving people free will.

[Selinawoman]

She has really Hot real tits! Rock on Jefus!

[MrWillToPower]

I love this guy

[badfoody]

akk this is offensive, we don't make a video with Darwin doing this

[por865]

Well it is just easier to distort imaginary things.

[MrWillToPower]

why not it would be just as funny

[badfoody]

ya Darwin in something like this would be funny

[manjisamura]

I'm pretty sure jesus has a sense of humour

[jeanetdun]

ROFL

[loloken1]

zrób film ze swoim ojcem prostaku...

[ranette047]

i think that's bad humor.

[bigtank2185]

Mary Magdaline was a whore.

[MarcusDBZ]

Rofl What do you mean "Our Jesus" I dont believe in jesus so he is not mine.... So please respect that.

[Decepticon491985]

WTF? Why did you post that? lol

[Deekaytm]

lolol!

[makedija]

lol funny

[PTRockstar732]

ha ha Jesus is trying to get some ha ha!

[imborn2perform]

haha sweet, loved it. mary is hot! wish i had jesus's power.

[dudebfg0123]

1:24 - 1:27 llololol

[MochaChaiChica]

If Jesus is the great man we all know he is I'm pretty sure he has a sense of humor.

[jliljj]

BLASTHEMY LOL

[21lizz]

if that's good clean fun, i don't wanna know what's dirty...

[oppositronic]

in the new testament jesus is referred to as teh Son of Man

[21lizz]

I'm sure no one would mess with Allah!! it's time Cath's turn up some extremist moves... It makes me sick to my stomach letting these clowns make fun of someone we love...WHERE'S MY AK-47??? IT'S TIME WE TOOK CARE OF IT LIKE IN THE OLD TESTAMENT!!! LOL but seriously it sucks that we let people do this....

[Nlrvana99]

not really is just some good clean fun

[FALLLOUT246]

I'm not going to watch a video making fun of God's great son Jesus!

[VictoriaBaynes]

Wow guys.. go QQ in your baby bed. Seriously.

[FXBthe3rd]

so, attack of the show is not on this week, can anyone please tell me why? i really appreciate it, thanks guys!

[LOWRIDE74]

their tapeing the 420 episode

[FXBthe3rd]

y couldn't they have hardwick and hottie haislip sub, prob budget issues like y they don't have shows fri...u think?

[Urashrimpimapimp]

they are having a 420 special

[zeroknight55]

I don't think Mary wants Jesus because he already impregnated her lol

[amd7787]

I believe in God. Jesus Christ was sent by God to redeem man from his sinful nature. Happy are those who come upon him. Jesus is Lord. He loves all of us; especially those who are downtrodden and weary. He is the light of the world. Whoever comes to him will not walk in darkness, but will have eternal life (John 8:12).

[Rycon973]

I'm saving myself for Jesus. When he comes back I'm going to come on his back.

[dothebedn]

i believe in pizza rolls.

[cspara]

Ive said plenty of things are the funniest thing ever... but your comment takes the cake.

[Beshimi]

if the Lord Jesus Christ could not mack that ass, what chance do we all have?

[halehammer]

i dont belive in god,but i live in a country that was founded on GOD given rights.go to the Sudan and say the same thing about there religion and see where your candy ass ends up

[luchie2088]

shes soo beautiful! wow and i think i have that bra

[foist101]

Haha! Awesome.

[mavericksfan1985]

I wouldn't mind being roommates with Olivia Munn.

[RiceDoughnuts]

Thats one miracle that he couldn't get!

[BigRedorangutan]

so ur just gonna leave me hanging? THUNDER! LMAO!!!

[AFitz1174]

lol.

[ifyoufly]

EEEEPPPPPPIC FAILLLLLL!

[SilverX2Shadow]

omg shes hot nice =]

[14ShubbaFro]

this is EXACTLY like a dream i had...except she didn't leave.

[iPhone3GTutorials]

lol

[baaser900]

To Lifeisdandy,

Not all people have the same belief system as you so quit with the Christian propaganda and fear mongering. If you are looking for real truth then watch Zeitgeist or other educational and factual videos that expose Christianity for the farce that it is. Astrology lives on through the bible and Christianity. You just inspired me to watch the great Edward Current videos posted on Youtube, thanks = )

Anyway, great video and Olivia looks very sexy as usual. I think I'll

[gidneyproductions]

I lol'd at this video, and lifeisdadny.

[PxAndxR]

haha id ont belive in god . or jesus. well i belive he was real /. but all this god shit is bullshit

[Jamerica9]

yeah you should shut the fuck up, and keep that shit to yourself

[Ahnyanka]

in a secular society?

[theman8855]

honestly wtf do you christfags expect? when you see a jesus video on youtube do you expect it to be wholesum? honestly if your that offended gtfo the internet and go pray.

[SECgatorFAN]

I use to like Olivia just as any other comic book/ video game nerd ever has, but ya done crossed the line. I'm officially no longer a fan of this idiot. Theres just some boundaries you DO NOT cross. Geeze, have some freakin respect. Not everything is meant for humor.

[browndog1980]

Jesus Christ you need a life.

So they decided to make satire of the one fairytale you decide to take literally?

Man up sweetheart.

[Mattforn]

0:38 the look lol

[lebirammaribel54]

Wow Olivia Munn as Mary Magdalene.

She shouldn't upset Jesus.

And damn that noise is annoying.

[matrixcmitech]

your video has 666 ratings.

[dustinemercer]

lol

[Cycofoo]

oh no...

[gtssage]

Jesus got blue balls

[kamigariryanic]

700 maybe?

[SwissChi]

olivia is so damn beautiful

[gtaplayer60]

wat

[gtaplayer60]

lol 667

[IKLIPTIC]

AND NOW THE LAST 6

[IKLIPTIC]

GOT IT 66

[Whitedwarf16]

aaa

[Whitedwarf16]

aaa

[tehflo]

lets try to get to 666 number of comments!!! this should be 662... so close!

[KimiQuinn]

By the way, for a more fun comment, Olivia is ridiculously cute.

[blaklodge]

this needs to be a tv series GODAMMIT

[emoangel236]

thats fucked up

she left him hagging

[snivesz32]

Why is it that the most religious people are also the most self-righteous, close-minded and egotistical?

[KimiQuinn]

And the most insecure, for that matter. Shouldn't the thing you believe controls the entire freakin' universe mean more to you than a harmless joke? The sky is blue, I know this, but if someone jokes that it's green I don't suddenly flip out and tell them to go to hell, get me?

[t0k1wart00th]

To all the Jesus freaks who are angry about this,turn the other cheek,that's what Jesus would do!

[quityourwaaaaa]

WOW enuff wif all de serious talk blah blah blah

its a funey skit git off yer ALL MIGHTY HIGH HORSE. i mean fer rearl i'm bein serouifus here

btw boobies are nice. i mean i'm sure big guy can take a joke. so QUITYOURWAAAA

[MelvinGotsNone]

1:24 - 1:26

ORGASM MODE >:D

[sydniieleiigh]

u r a horrid person

[equitably]

Too bad. But it was worth a try :D

[Joeisreason]

jesus got SHOT DOWN!

[russianlegionaire]

haha, jesus is a whore.

[kevinisabsent]

lame.

[Lilshifter27]

Olivia is a fee

[firelizard2]

"how the fuck do u even know what jesus looked like"

To answer your question:

a) garments of the time

b) descriptions in the bible

c) what people from that part of the world look like

[djnoreg]

Well Pretty easy When He stood from the dead he had a cloth on his face and a bright light came so theirs a print of his face get it?

this message is intended to

firelizard2

[firelizard2]

The Shroud of Turin, right. Well, aside from the fact that the Shroud of Turin is still an issue of debate (regarding its age and legitimacy), and no, it wouldn't have happened the way you described it, it is in fact the source of inspiration for the archetypal Jesus Christ face.

[DBZmaster0123]

yet C) is contradicted as even though people from those part of the world were dark skin somehow people interpreted jesus as a white guy with brown hair and blue eyes.

[solidsho]

jokes and stuff like this are the stepping stones towards wanting to learn about jesus.

[realistic010]

visit zeitgeistmovie. com/ , it is really worth it, if u want to learn the truth.

[czorbin]

If I was jesus I'd do the same thing with olivia munn's clothes. like all day everyday.

[angelom32]

God is not mocked. For whatever one sows that he shall also reap.

This is insulting. I pray that you whoever made this has a change of heart and repents REAL soon before t