Dick Cheney vs. Nancy Pelosi: The Blink-Off

[CelticVictory]

Cheney's gone but Pelosi is still there. When are we going to get rid of Pelosi. Damn you San Francisco for re-electing this nut.

[jabe55]

It is a scientifically, anatomical fact that women blink twice as much as men do.

[Cassandraspetcanary]

Bush blinked 8 time that proves Bush is a dumbass.

[frankz00]

They need to throw in a pulse count!

[shay33ish]

That was some funny shit!

[southernrockdrummer]

Fuck you Letterman.

[btwall60]

@southernrockdrummer

what did rape joke dave letterman do now?

[BoyKagome]

So Dick wasn't paying attention and Pelosi's skin was melting upward.

[icemickiejamesfan]

i think this is proof dick cheney is a dick

[didulikemyvideos]

lol that was great

[Xquire]

ALL are HIGH TREASON TRAITORS,

Trilateral Commission cartel with ROTHSCHILD ILLUMINATI

AntiAmerica

[AwsomiSoftChannel]

Dick Cheney was actually paying attention, while Nancy was like "Darn, I am something in my eye! Oh, it is my stupidity. DUH!"

[BradleyTV4Life]

@AwsomiSoftChannel its that stupidity that made her first woman speaker of the house smh now whos the stupid one

[AwsomiSoftChannel]

@BradleyTV4Life

Eh, excuse me she was elected because of the stupid democrats, so watch what you say buddy ;-)

[MrCaraman11]

Dick Cheny was thinking that this was a blinking contest and he was losing.

[4sylum1nmate]

Cheney is actually asleep. His 'eyes' are just painted on his eyelids.

[bbsmjerk]

@4sylum1nmate lol thats amusing

[smcgrg]

It's because everything that Bush says pissed Pelosi off. It's not a secret that she hates the man. The super-blinking is because she's TICKED.

[cccEngineer]

This is why he wears glasses and she doesn't? Unless of course she's wearing contacts then everything I just said is completely invalid.

[Lucasdeboer]

what a dick

[newman09]

all i have to say is: robot?

[Ghost10251]

blinking could be a sign of lying or nervousness.

[leeham991]

Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney. Go fuck yourself.

[MrCaraman11]

I challenge Dick Cheney to a staring contest. XD

[Necropirate]

HE REALLY IS A MACHINE!!!!!!

[ericgenocidex2]

lmfao



[JezuzFreak54]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[sellsjeeps]

I think this is proof Dick Cheney isn't a human.

[RideMotherNature]

@sellsjeeps ha, nice

[88GAF]

@sellsjeeps You see that godzilla movie where the aliens never blink? THAT'S CHENEY!

[springjo1]

@sellsjeeps This is proof that Pelosi is a robot.

[xXPureEvilXx101]

Flawless victory!!!

[CaptainPriceLives]

Haha Dick is staring into my soul.

[Blissi18]

put a simple video like this in youtube, and people start to argue non-stop. People get ticked off for the slightest things these days. seems like we are getting fried. by who i wonder....? Hmmm........

[letstalkaboutstuff]

@102LBC WOW! You obviously are an idiot. Many people have given testimony just like Cathy O'Brien and so many others. They are refused legal help every time. Everyone, if you want to know what was going on BEHIND THE SCENES for NAFTA and the IRAN CONTRA scandal, read TRANCE FORMATION AMERICA. As you can tell, so many don't want anyone to know what our government does to people and how our leaders are all friends with leaders people think of as our enemy. YOU WILL LEARN SO MUCH.

[libertarianjury]

Anyone who votes for Democrats and/or Republicans is part of the problem. There is absolutely no difference between Pelosi and Boehner. They are exactly the same animal: sociopathic actors without engineering skills. They both pretend to want to take different parts of your individual freedom, but really neither values any freedom at all for the serf class. If you are not a libertarian by this point, you're an idiot. Anyone who does not support social tolerance cannot support capitalism.

[letstalkaboutstuff]

A book detailing MOST politicians and celebs involved in pedophilia, a CIA protected TAX FUNDED crime. Bush Sr, Chaney, Hillary are in the book. They never denied what was written. In fact, nobody has denied Cathy O'Brien and Mark Phillips published book Trance Formation America, or tried to sue. Read the book and see how the Washington DC pedophile and heroin mafia federal administration really operates. Members of the Saudi Royal family are involved. It's never denied.

[gratefulgrace]

And dear, she is not speaker anymore. The American people have spoken

[gratefulgrace]

You live in a dream world! She is only supported because of the Sodom that is California...bankrupt, socialist California. Pelosi, along with Holder, Reid and Obama are tearing this country apart. But hey, just look at the polls.

[metallicat61003]

@gratefulgrace Fact : both parties are tearing this country apart! Republican or Democrat it doesnt matter cuz the majority of them really belong to a third party called the Lobbyist party!!!!!

[odinismforus]

911 was in inside job. Why did building 7 fall?

[letstalkaboutstuff]

@odinismforus Hmmmm...because it, too, was filled with explosives and or thermite ahead of time? Perhaps the owner of it also took out terrorist attack insurance?

[MadMilitiaMen]

Dick Cheney is a jedi. pure and simple.

[darkyvmmy]

@MadMilitiaMen

A sith maybe lolz



[MadMilitiaMen]

@darkyvmmy no, hes got to be a jedi. Hes got the mind tricks going.

[lyssaftw]

I think she won the blink off....

[ruthelator]

Nancy was sending some morse code message.

Dick is just a demon.

[Dmob911]

I like the part where she... uhh.

[98SarawithnoH]

DONT BLINK (did anyone get that?)

[MORTONLGG]

Dick Cheney is a lizard devil man

[rockero909]

no way lol

[iRetroMutt]

I felt the need to blink a LOT after watching that lol

[MaxTallon]

Naw, she was just excercising her most recent face. 

[NoFaceNowThatsAce]

lol that was funny for both. Amazing that Cheney never blinked once!

[hardsichord]

both parties have strayed. They both fear the tea party movement especially the Dems & media. The will of the people is speaking. We want to break up the croany club.

[DrDeezPlease]

Who the hell votes our politicians into office? If America was a real democracy, Ross Perot would have beat out the Clinton and Bush dynasties of power, dammit!

[Monkeyshouts]

@DrDeezPlease Excuse me - Was Ross Perot poor?

[thriller1234519]

72112

[Slave2Reason]

All those people up there are loathsome!

[mr300ism]

@Slave2FAGGOT=NAZI PUNK

[alcaponeman149]

Dick Cheneys mind: Go f*** yourself. Go f*** yourself. Go f*** yourself."

xD

[colonelsanders132]

@alcaponeman149 Family Guy??

[alcaponeman149]

@colonelsanders132 Yes. Lol :P

[TheThekhayman]

To everyone who's posting anti-democrat/Pelosi comments watch how worse it gets now that republican (Big buissness's bitches) have take the house.

[phantom1000A]

@TheThekhayman the only one making our country worse is people like you. all you liberals should get out and go to Canada or something.

[TheThekhayman]

@phantom1000A buddy let me remind you that clinton and obama democrats have both corrected the republican policies of both bush's so shut your republican mouth

[justicepartyuk]

building 7, 47 storey high & built with 40,000 ton of steel. Building 7 was not on fire & yet it collapsed to ground within seconds, this could only be controlled demolition job. Those who said they heard explosion had died mysterious death. click Justice party UK.

[lcromy]

Nancy Pelosi is the bitch of bitches. The whore of whores. The cunt of cunts. When Satan comes home from a long day of lying and deceit, he takes off his Nancy Pelosi suit and hangs it in his closet.

Goddamn you San Francisco for keeping this filth in office still. Fuck you all in the ass...the problem is you all probably would enjoy that too much.

[docj09]

thank god she is outta there!

[avionicswirenut]

@docj09 She is still there.....Get a rope....

[docj09]

@avionicswirenut yeah.. but she's not speaker of the house anymore

[brianinyomouf]

this is just to distract you from real problems... who cares how many times she blinks...

[whoohoo576]

Legend has it, every time Pelosi blinks, we add another million dollars to our deficit.

[nephilium67]

That was freaking hilarious!

[yonner490]

proof that cheney isn't a human.

if only her blinks were democratic votes.

[phantom1000A]

i cant even do that if i tried

[gtamythmaster43]

lol, Cheney looks dead and pelosi well....she looks like she's on crack and has stayed up for a week on coffee...

[FalconAlpaca]

i think she was on meth and Cheney temporarily died.

[WoodKyler]

that means she was lying

[Jahkayhla]

John Boehner will be the Speaker of the House in the middle of January. She's the incumbent currently for Speaker and she'll be the Democratic Leader and Minority Leader. So you're the moron, jensen.

[karanjoon]

@deepwaterz reminds me of of an episode of Rachel Maddow when she went to a Joe Miller Rally in Alaska where there were a bunch of rude, angry, uninformed people (Perhaps some of you can see why I'm reminded of that), and asked a bunch of the Tea Party/Republicans to explain why they were angry at the person or issue that they were against. It turned out that they either could not give 1 specific reason, or if they did, it turned out that the reason was factually wrong. I was literally ROTFL.

[deeperwaterz]

Where in the world are you watching news jackass she was reelected as house minority head not speaker of the house dip shit that is a huge difference, Get a clue, There is a difference to being third in line to the presidency than some minority pee on you fuck wad.

mmmkay byeee :)

[deeperwaterz]

She`s an idiot glad to see she`s outta here good job America ;)

[jensen1901]

@deeperwaterz

She was re-elected moron. 

[watorlynowai]

@jensen1901 Nancy Pelosi represents the 8th Congressional District of California, which consists of four-fifths of the City and County of San Francisco. That's how she was re-elected.

[sigmayacht]

I hate people who define liberals incorrectly. Go look up what liberalism is, and you find out that the Republicans are actually Neo-Liberals, and that in fact, almost every one of the American populous fits into the broad umbrella of Liberalism.

[wdstilson]

@sigmayacht you couldn't be more wrong. Check the facts theres only about 10% of the population that are considered far left and 20% total that count themselves as liberals whereas 46% consider themselves as conservatives. These aren't my numbers, check them out. Liberalism destroys economies and morals.

[sigmayacht]

@wdstilson Well then, what would you define it as? I fail to see how it corrupts people to believe in the inalienable rights of the individual, as well as the rule of law, free elections, and a free market system. Those are the tenets of liberalism, the proper one.

[PlaystFreak]

@sigmayacht

You are confusing the political theories of Realism and Liberalism with the Conservativism and Liberalism political identities.

[McLovin2169]

It's simple. the D and R next to your name is irrelevent. If you believe in the Constitution, that the fruits of peoples' labor shouldn't be taken away from people out of a perverted form of compassion, you're a conservative. If you believe that the ends justify the means, that people are only numbers that exist to support the State, whatever/whoever it is, and that a malevolent totalitarian dictatorship irrelevent of the people is the truest form of democracy, you're a liberal.

[edgarreyes14]

I really hate the Democrats, but if theres something I hate even more are the Republicans, bunch of Corporate whores.

[redarrowhead2]

@edgarreyes14 I am not saying that I disagree with you, but to think that Democrats are not also corporate whores is retarded.

[edgarreyes14]

@redarrowhead2 I meant both sorry I didnt write it right.

[deeperwaterz]

Interesting you say that because all US Attorneys are on the side of the Dems...always have been.

Most corporate leaders are Attorneys :)

[motzPHaragas]

damn u ads!

[lordofthedingdong20]

@motzPHaragas I know mine wont start because of the damn ad that isnt starting so thus i cant watch it!

[southsudanvoice]

lol he is just to rude

[longshot8000]

This is hilarious! I was assuming until the end, that DL was going to cap on HER, though. I think Cheney is calm & cool. She's tightly wound...oh...and her eyelids have been tightened-up, so, it's probably hard to keep those piercing, demonic eyes lubed.

[eliasmouawad]

Search For the series

"BUSH OBAMA DESTROYED US ARMY"

Part 4 uploaded

[estewguard]

Sheez...can't watch a video without the "black helicopters are following me" crazies come out of the wood work. Don't you people have a soldier's funeral to denigrate with your presence?

[merzbau1]

DECLASSIFIED ALL DOCUMENTS ABOUT 9/11 DECLASSIFIED ALL DOCUMENTS ABOUT 9/11 DECLASSIFIED ALL DOCUMENTS ABOUT 9/11

[mssquirrely]

The Devil doesn't have to blink.....She's Tired as H*LL, either blink or go the F to sleep

[Kclaybond]

video didn't work

[gratefulgrace]

LMAO! She is a nasty creature.

[lukep1413]

@gratefulgrace explain that comment. You look at Dick, and George, and your only comment is about Nancy? Thats just ridiculous

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@gratefulgrace yea, cheney is nasty

[julesvern18]

@gratefulgrace ...and the most successful speaker of the house in 50 years.

[fahQaszholez]

@julesvern18 the most hated speaker EVER

[springjo1]

@fahQaszholez You got that right! Just knowing this woman was the third most powerful person in the world for four long years makes my skin crawl!

[iluvsystemofadown]

@gratefulgrace Fuck you, filth. 

[dariusiscool77]

Cheney cant blink he just got them repaired. in republicanland

[dariusiscool77]

Cheney is too concerned to blink. LOL

[1dabirdman]

hahahahhahahahahaahhahahh! so,shes coked up and cheneys dead.thats some funny shit!

[Gerts4th]

Well, not to fear, Nancy, you won't be in the spotlight any longer (come Jan. 3rd) for people to criticize your eye-blinking. I don't think John Boehner has that problem (or your others, for that matter).

[TangerinePony2U]

Very funny, Republicans and Democrats aside!

[Manbeast222]

Dick Cheney was staring into our SOULS

[goodgooglegoo]

@Manbeast222 - he was scoping who to shoot in the face next time.

[Manbeast222]

@goodgooglegoo Notice how he was looking at the Democratic side of the isle...XD

[goodgooglegoo]

@Manbeast222 - ha ha ha ha LOL

I didn't think about it like that

Thanks for opening my eyes. LOL

[IndigoVagrant]

Republicans worked on behalf of Blackwater(mercenary group), Halliburton(2nd largest oil infrastructure corporation in the world, formely lead by Dick Cheney), and CACI(torture/interrogation firm) to manufacter consent for a war that has largely been privatized by your tax dollars. The Democrats, although they have many, many flaws(endemic of the two party system), were the only ones besides Ron Paul who stood against the war profiteering and mismanagement of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.

[WeatherMan23]

ROFL @ this video

[WeatherMan23]

ROFL

[berettam92s]

bush looks like an angel compare to those 2 freaks behind him.

[subseatech]

@berettam92s they are all CFR and NWO scum!

[kiiifute1]

THE USURPER WAS BORN A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED KINGDOM & COLONIES

THIS MOST CONTEMPTUOUS AND CONTEMPTIBLE OF CHARACTERS KNOWS THAT HE IS NOT CONSTITUTIONALLY ELIGIBLE SERVE AS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF...AND THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT- HE WANTS TO RUB YOUR COLLECTIVE NOSES IN IT(THE FACT THAT HE IS SHITTING ON YOUR NATION'S SACRED CHARTER WITH UNPARALLELED FORCE)

ARTICLE II NATURAL BORN CITIZEN(SHIP) ENJOINS A SOLE ALLEGIANCE AT BIRTH

[icicicles]

She's trying not to tear over Bushes lies.

LOL.

[bsisthebest1]

@icicicles no he didnt lie. obama lies

[Alxmir23]

she is indeed a horrid witch.plsu she is always her puke green clothes

[SenshiofWolves]

Nancy Pelosi: Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink.

... Damn, them Weeping Angels got her. She blinked too much. Ding dong the witch is dead!

[fluffyzhangfei]

Dick cheney doesn't have to blink, His cyborg eyes are self lubricating, the function is performed by a machine installed in the dark rotting pit where his soul used to be.

[bballgodSSE]

@fluffyzhangfei Talk when your IQ is above 30.

[fluffyzhangfei]

@bballgodSSE

talk when you can tell when it is.

[HillBillyToOoF]

crack whore

[seanvikeen]

DON'T DISRESPECT HER, SHE IS OUR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE AND THIRD IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT!

[killme1990]

@seanvikeen well i am using my first amendment right and telling you to go fuck yourself. dont tell us what we can and what we cant talk about.. if you do, your violating the constitution of the united states of america.

[seanvikeen]

@killme1990

NO... WE NOW HAVE CONTROL OF THE FCC AND WE WILL BE SHUTTING DOWN YOUR FREE SPEECH RIGHTS SOON....

NANCY PELOSI IS OUR QUEEN AND YOU WILL LOVE HER LIKE I DO SOON!

[killme1990]

@seanvikeen a queen? that completely defies democracy, the policy that our country was founded upon..explain how nancy pelosi is our "queen" when she is about to lose her speaker of the house seat in less than a month..

[seanvikeen]

@killme1990

WELL, SHE HAS HER OWN PLANE... THAT WE PAY FOR... AND HER OWN $18,000 DOLLAR A MONTH APARTMENT... THAT WE PAY FOR....

IT IS OBVIOUS THAT SHE IS A QUEEN... LEAVE HER ALONE!

[Alxmir23]

@seanvikeen wow your as dumb as an anchovy's cunt

[seanvikeen]

@Alxmir23

NO SHES NOT DUMB! SHE IS A QUEEN! THE QUEEN OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!

ALL HAIL NANCY PELOSI THE VIRGIN MOTHER OF OUR SAVIOR OBAMA!

[bsisthebest1]

@seanvikeen no, she is dumb

[seanvikeen]

@bsisthebest1

LEAVE HER ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!

[Marofifi]

@seanvikeen The Ruling Class always lives lavishly even as they demand that everyone else sacrifice.

Sic semper tryrannis!

[Stalicone]

Look at Cheney glower! He is one scary dude!

[GOllumboy101]

close count... "cough"

[DORSEY12100]

I didn't realize it at the time ,this is three years old ,George W is the only guy in the room with any intelligence ,LOOK WHAT WE GOT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!end of story .WE GOT WHAT WE DESERVE a black pee wee herman

[Marofifi]

@DORSEY12100 Don't you mean Urkelama?

[leocat99]

I wish Cheney bitch slapped that blinking Chihauwa

[iphoneguy2012]

dick cheney for prez2012

[djguapo]

240 people want Cheney to run in 2012.

[Funtertain]

I've never laughed so hard in my life! Letterman should do a Biden-Pelosi Blink-Off... I think Biden would win. :)

[avatarcody1]

I like the part where they blinked

[moonscar119]

lol priceless... thumbs up

[casper1918]

Pelosi is constantly showing how a person can function without a brain.

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

@casper1918 And Cheney without a heart.

[SportsEmporiumGiftSh]

Is Mr. Chaney ok!

[kentucky9000]

Yea ! i wish Cheney would reach over right now slap Dog Shit ! out her...!

[kentucky9000]

Dam ! shesworld Genniss record holder. thats funny Dave lol !

[evilunixuser1]

I would have given a years salary to watch Cheney slap Pelosi into next year.

[halfbreed009]

darth cheney vs grand moff pelosi

[broadcastmyass4u]

Dick cheney is a dickl!!!!!!!!!

[bishopm5]

prozac dries the eyes out

[OfficialTransista]

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

[beerslave7]

@LoneLawMa HAHA!! actually brother man, im no Lib.. and you didnt shoot down anything.?. I'm an independant, ill vote for whoever is the best man, be it gop or democrat... you on the other hand, have shown your classic wing nut brain washed mind... i find it comical how you folks just call everyone a Lib that disagrees with you. And, i learned what from Keith? Maybe thats the difference between me and you, i learn things by watching all the news, while you appear to ride the fear from Fox News.