Essential Xena Quotes part I

[TheKiri997]

no no yes no I tried that yes both ways no I don't know NO again are there any more questions?

[TheKiri997]

"ARE YOU SUICIDAL?" Amazing.

[Hellraisinghomo]

I don't get the innuendo "yes both ways". What does that mean?

[son1807]

i can tell lucy loves playing the goofy parts of xena cuz its so much like her lol

[celineismylife]

what is this?a scumbag convention?!!!!! ahahahahahhaha!

[Kikikaka3]

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[edhatch27]

1:27 INSTANT DEATH!

[alionka24]

Xena: You don't want to make me mad, do you?

Gabby: ...let me think... (scarring music)

[alionka24]

Gabs: You used my scrolls????

Xena: Now take it easy! There were no good leaves in the bush!!...

Gabs: (turning around O_o)

Xena: I used the piece that didn't have much writing on it!!

Gabs: You... You...

(Boom, boom!!)

Xena: (looks guiltily) The giant is coming! (running away rapidly and funny)

I lol-ed like half an hour after seeing this!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[funstarz5chloerulz]

@yancini thanks

[makemyday68]

when he touched her butt i was like OOOHHHHHHHH shit!!!!!

[damon9696]

today is going to be a very busy day tomorrow

oo love the humour

[damon9696]

love her when she says ''are you suicidal'' 

[Anyankasvids]

Haha. Xena is awesome

Everything she says can be put in a frame, if that makes any sense. Lmao.

[Sonetodecirene]

"Yes, both ways" ;3

[syfygirl82]

i love the quote at 1:34

[ADMJCXNK97fan]

0:26 hahaha i really enjoy watching evil xena--it's sort of beautiful in a way.....................0:50-1­:02 haha love it!!!

[ADMJCXNK97fan]

haha this is AWESOME!!

[aneta651]

@riddellydiddelly

It's from the season's 5 musical "Lyre Lyre, Hearts on Fire"

[xenatorres]

OMG - the red alert to Joxer pinching Xena - I damn near died! BRILLIANT!

[0amykitty8]

No no yes no I tried that, yes both ways, no I don't know, no again. Are there any more questions? Good. That has to be my favourite line lol :D

[LeelooBrasil]

ooohhh i loooove Xena!!!!! i wonder when im gonna buy the box of the serie...money,money,money.....­but it's all worth it XD

[OddSlytherin]

Huhuhuhu thanks for posting it !

[littledebbie187]

Happy 42nd Birthday, Double L (you know who)!

[helloimcalledbob]

Been there, done that.. didnt work.

[nibblesist]

These are soooo good! Love them all. <3

[Anaksunamen999]

MAKE AN ESSENTIALS QUOTES FOR ARES~~~!!! PLEASE He is to great a character not to have one!

[emsen]

I love when Xena goes "are you suicidal?" hahah

[PimpMyParadigm]

@emsen i know my fave thats what makes her an awesome female character!!!!! *sigh noone like xena

[mlighthart]

@emsen I bust out laughing every time I see it!!

[CassandraMotou]

i cant decide! i love em all! ive so gotta use these... XD faved and 5*ed. many thanks for the post. gad, i miss this show

[kattecorn]

her FACE on "Yes BOTH wys"

how could anyone think they WERENT lovers after that??? PLUS the "Is that a hickey...?" line

lmfao

also, in a day in the life,

"You were this close, cause i let ya get this close..."

SEXUAL TENSION MUCH???

[ThirdEarth]

@kattecorn Bahahaha. "Is that a hickey?"

I remember that.

[EllieNeo1230]

you USED my SCROLLS!? lmfao

[aidenpraetor]

Haha. Yes Both Ways.

Today is gonna be a very busy day tomorrow.

I love Xena.

Makes me cry that it's over....

[Rauha28]

Hilarious  lol

[Kryptoniangirleve]

his name is spelt Joxer

[elicitaelanor]

i remember when Xena ask Jockser: Jockser do you want suicide? or something like that, in the episode: the tramp, princess and warrior (or something like that)

[elicitaelanor]

no, no, i know: are you a suicide??

[titanx9]

"No, no, yes, no, i've tried that, yes both ways, no i don't know, NO again."

LOL, yes both ways. SUBTEXT.

[funstarz5chloerulz]

whats the episode when she jumps on the horse backwards and shouts "GO HORSIE"!

[thrasosrealm]

the furies

[yancini]

@funstarz5chloerulz the furies

[theeacerise]

THE question xD omg brilliant

[XenaSoulmate]

You ve got ten, nine, eight...forget it :D:D

Lol thats great :D:D

[Chiyo1967]

ROFLMAO!

The Star Trek Klaxon, when Joxer grabs Xena's derrier. Dude, you had me cryin' and weak! LMAO. XD

[thrasosrealm]

You just gotta love the look on Xena's face in this scene :-)

[patologia11]

i love xena´s face when she said "yes both ways" her eyes! her smile! ...1:47 its so fast!

[smaointewildchild]

I love that part, too :)

[thrasosrealm]

great scene! And I love how it makes you wonder what exactly Xena could have possibly meant by "yes both ways" hmm... *devious smile*

[patologia11]

yeah!... when i watch that scene i watch it like a million of times and i never get tired, remember me the scene from "a day in the life" when gabrielle tried to hit xena "u were this close cuz i let u get this close" and gabby said "will see" it like "this is our secret" but howrd stopped that scene

[dirtyprettything87]

totally thinking the same thing! XD

[tegansararock007]

what? i don't get it please explain!

[dirtyprettything87]

i forgot what i said it to :| haha

what did i reply to and ill tell you :D

[tegansararock007]

just look in the comments of the vid it was about xena and gabrielle ····

[dirtyprettything87]

oh oh oh, i got it now.

when xena goes "yes both ways"

innuendo XD

[thrasosrealm]

innuendo big time ! LOL

[xxxfantasyhorse]

haha "are you suicidal??!!"

[Nicegal707]

Lol, funny video

[chocherits]

hahah XD

[bamsgyrl]

Has anyone noticed that Lucy changed the accent from the clips in 5-17 sec? Its a lot different then what her usual Xena voice sounds like. I know she changed her Kiwi accent, Idk it just sounds different to me. :p I not complaining, Ive never held an accent for years so yea. Just something I noticed. XD

[kwanyin233]

which episode is 2.32 from?

[Justice4RhysJones]

It's from the Season 6 episode Heart Of Darkness =)

[upgradeyou02]

"you expect me to trust you? I'm crazy I'm not stupid" that's my favorite one

[fudge64]

"...are you suicidal????"

*looks away awkwardly* "The giant's coming..." *runs off*

Now I remember why I was addicted to this show at 8 years old.

[thrasosrealm]

"the giant's coming"...oh yeah, still one of my favorite scenes EVER...and I'm way older than 8 years ;-)

[jamS5001]

GO HORSIE!!! loved it! XDD

[Nestquickske]

Fantastic!!

[Stuntpussy13]

these are fantastic!

[notmahrealname]

lma0o0o that was excellent!! great job, really funny!! =D

[XENITS]

omg!

i luv it!

awesome job!..with all the 3 parts!

[DayJolie80]

Awesome video!!!

[Maissita]

XDDDDDDDDDDD Too funny! Thx ! =)

[CrashAndBurn4life]

Lol Good choices :D

[aoxelfrieda]

Love it . . . more, please!

[thrasosrealm]

thank you!

[Leafstorm6]

YES! LOVING IT!

[Justice4RhysJones]

omg i'm crying i'm laughing sooo much lol keep them coming because 'you have many skills!' :)

[thrasosrealm]

many skills? me? well...i'm still working on getting the battle cry right.

Thanks for commenting!

[Justice4RhysJones]

haha lol :)

[strawbs16]

Haha more please

[SamDockers]

LMAO!! you rock for editing this!!! L-O-V-E it!

Thank you xo

Can't wait for part 2 ;)

[thrasosrealm]

thanks a lot! already working on part II...