funny jesus thing lol !!!!

[medusa1450]

wow..

[ScratchOnScratch]

I saw it yesterday and still can not keep myself from laughing_________

[angelon111]

at the end he should have came back to life xD

[berrycool2011]

lol

[apekatt123450]

Hahahahaha......

[FREAKpOkEmOnz]

OMG, I am a christian, AND I FIND THIS SHIT FUNNY XD

[shadLEB]

shit i didn't know God is gay...

[RisquinRusselcoff]

This country was based on faith in our lord Jesus Christ. Our fore-founders came to America and with their faith in God made us who we are today. Even if Jesus and God are not real, it was with faith that mankind has achieved some amazing feats. So even if you do not believe in Jesus, even if you hate him. You must admit that his figure has raised up people to be greater than any other man has ever done. Even if that faith is placed in nothing, it is faith, and it is worth respecting.

[TheMusicalEarth]

@RisquinRusselcoff Your a idiot. Read a book besides the bible and maybe you'll learn something. Our country was build on the constitution which allows us freedom of religion. But if you wanna act like one of the Arabs who don't respect that kind of freedom, then go be a terrorist! You Jackass! People like you ruin this country!!

[RisquinRusselcoff]

@TheMusicalEarth Ruin this country that was based on faith, everyone has faith in different things. I don't only read the bible, i ready many many books, i watch the news, i know all about the Arabs you are referring too, only the radicals are terrorists. Why do you have so much hate? How am i ruining this country, and you saving it? Yes we have freedom of religion, i am not stupid. but in your argument that this country was not based on faith. open your wallet. look at a coin. "in GOD we TRUST"

[RisquinRusselcoff]

People make fun of Jesus all the time... When someone makes fun of allah there are bomb threats from radicals, you never hear people bashing buddha or allah on the news nearly as much as Jesus and God. You don't hear people talking about the pope or making video's like this. Jesus always seems like free game to people with a wasted life like this. Why do you do this?? and then why are you so hateful to Christians?

[cheekymonkey6016]

where was his white horse?

[cheekymonkey6016]

oh wait forget it

[cheekymonkey6016]

our saviour has returned

[12345aneta54321]

i saw it 666 times and i can't stop laughing :D :D :D \\m//



[supunbrokeneeartrade]

@12345aneta54321

Hey i think i know you :-D

[12345aneta54321]

@supunbrokeneeartrade hmm really :D

[mimidaresyouu]

omg that has got to be the funniest thing ever!

[TheMultiNinjaboy]

Wtf Lol LOL

[Synyster835]

LMFAO....!

[hokuliu]

Woah

[TheAlyssa2116]

that's not funny

[rahabarger]

@TheAlyssa2116 THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS



[jbHATER4561]

you fag

[BroSquadBloopers]

I've commented before and said that I loved this video. Well I do. :) It's still hysterical! I don't really like the fact that he got hit (No I'm not whining or complaining or anything) but it's nothing more than a funny fail, ya know, because he's jesus singing a song about surviving only to get hit, so it's kinda funny. :P Don't let other people get you down hun, it's not nearly as bad as alot of the other stuff on here. ;)

[OAKnSTEEL]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

[tlv156]

i hate it when that happens....

[BroSquadBloopers]

Ya know, there's a difference between 'christianity' and 'religion' and to let you know god is usually pretty annoyed/disgusted with the religious folk who "respect" him, but don't love him... SO, the ones who have no relation to him once so ever, i warn you. JS. I mean, I have a great sense of humor and I'm christian. I love God. I just find this video funny. It's not like he's in bed with magdaline or somethin. o_O Geez.. Lighten up a bit.

[maimais07]

is this real

[Fumbles993]

hahaha dont worry he will just Resurrect himself xD

[CinosOwnz]

Oh no Jesus getting run over... call the ambulance! ~_~

[Jxng2000able]

so offensive



[alixandrachua]

hey this is not funny guys

[JCM0MV]

this is acciturly funny :):):):):):):):):):):):

[zxcvafsaf]

i am so fucking scary by jesus is a human no sens

[jiunnshen]

is the crash fake or real???

[MsSamPineda]

WTH??????????

[TheFloatingBox]

You Christians never get fucking old, I could laugh at you all day...Why click on a video called "funny jesus thing" when you KNOW you're gonna get pissed, and get into pointless internet bitchings with peeps who actually have a sense of humour. Grow the fuck up.

[hamza1024]

u should be ashamed

[mota411sis]

funny joke my sis thought it was seriosuly then when she saw the hole thing she craked up hahahahahahahahaha

[CrazyCripsMc]

Klick 7 WTF but stopped but stopped

[CallmeAffiliated]

your tears there delicious

[officeham]

god saw this and laughed. then he went back to make believe land.

[egypoy]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هه

[NanaBabyh]

how I love when christian idiots are pissed of by something like this xD

[tomboyofsucess]

@NanaBabyh EXCUSE ME!?!? CHRISTIANS IDIOTS>U WILL SURE GO TO HELL FOR INSULTING CHRISTIANS!!!!

[mobiledev]

I do not understand why atheists are so hateful. hate anything that is combined with the good, and love everything that is associated with evil. You choose where you go after death.

[DianaR303]

Sexy Nappy ;D

[DianaR303]

@sumdamngoodchicken LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLL HAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHTING

[abadi07o0]

Curse every one thinks Jesus joke

:(.....

[codezspider]

ok this is the strangest thing i saw today. (aside from horse porn)

[brittandpais]

thts evil

[heartlover1282]

ooohhhhh goshhhhh why?? just why????

[scorpions2930]

you will never ever survive in hell man! watch out people behind this scenes your souls are now getting tormented in hell... by blaspheming our Creator and you made this for fun? well you ain't funny at all! your pal lucifer is waiting for you for a grand welcome in hell...

what a pity those people who are so narrow minded and make fun with Jesus Christ. YOUR SOUL IN HELL NOW!

[leerider52]

Nailed by a bus, it was quick my Lord & I know that pain

[halobabe117]

wow.....tough crowd, I'm PREEETTY sure Jesus won't be offended by people watching this though, if he could deal with the banter he got from the Romans, he can deal with this clip...lol

[bagsmohess]

He looks more like bin Laden than Jesus XD

[Marios867]

Chuck norris made God

[HungDaddy91]

I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey

[m0nst3r2011]

ahahahahahhahahah he is walking on high heels lol but really this is sooo gayyy

[krayziewest98]

Fear god!!!

[LordReksio]

you are from america??? kurwa ludzie ale z was idioci

[thomasmylesphillips]

Rediculous ! thumbs down for me ...

[footballernani17]

that's not real jesus it's someone trying to be him so the topic is wrong

[fayediza]

stupid

[Ow3HitPker]

why the hell would a christian watch a video called funny jesus thing? your own fault ur all sinners and u will burn... jk ^.^v

[umar7151]

why all prayed to Jesus when he could not do what you're all stupid

[andreascs100]

i hope Jesus can forgive you,cursed you all

[ampson22]

maan :D this is the truth about jesus :D F**K jesus lovers :D you still don't have any evidence about god or how does it called and you will not have it :P car tuning forever! peace

[vniikstar]

whoever made this vid was fucking awesome!

[diyethics2]

lol

[Nakurex]

I wonder how much he was paid to walk around in a baby's panties, or if there be the real jesus you go man !

[williambursey4444]

The best thing about this video is getting to read all the Jesus lovers' comments. Makes me laugh :)

[TheMantch]

@williambursey4444 I agree, these guys are really funny :D I saw jesus lovers trying to convince other people to their rights many times but i have never seen anyone apologisin jesus in youtube video comments til now :D

[MrPneumonia]

It was funny until he got run over.

[20swordfish]

@MrPneumonia

yer thats true

[3nc0unt3r]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

[MrYabsera]

hahahahahahaha its so funnny , sike no it ant

[giramew]

The Flood was here..

And we rofl'd and lmao'd at this.

But does the majority of the Flood approves this?

[Shadowlazer9000]

We're 'Flooding' here now...

[eggsaladinthetub]

People who get offended by this can seriously fuck off, I think God's self-esteem can handle this.

[ViVox444]

FEST HOS MANGE!

Rösta upp så att alla ser

[N3M3SISWARM]

lol

[apprenticeknight]

Teh Flood wuz here

[jjon43]

The flood was here.

[Spartanbeast71]

MY EYES!!!! MY POOR EYES!!!! (34 seconds) thumbs up if you agree

[WebstersRevenge]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

[OPisFat]

ITT: Some religion fags thinking something bad will happen because of a man in a book. Everything you believe is taken from a book. The sooner you lot are gone, the sooner the human race can start to evolve.

[eggsaladinthetub]

@OPisFat I lol at the irony of your statement.

[OPisFat]

@eggsaladinthetub Please point out the irony in my statement.

[eggsaladinthetub]

@OPisFat Your statement implies that with religion we do not evolve.

[eggsaladinthetub]

@OPisFat First off, I hope you realise that physical evolution and technological advancement are completely different things.

Second, while it is good to put aborted fetuses to use, abortion is still unacceptable, religion or not. Aside from that, nearly noone is against adult stem cell research. Generalizing all religous people only makes you look like an idiot.

Third, the clergy of the catholic church=/=religion as a whole.

Generalizations about such large groups is idiotic.

[SmileLikeStudios]

Chill the fuck out guys, didn't that one fantasy book of yours say he could come back to life or some shit?

[HuMaNraBBiez]

Jesus i love you and i am really sorry for watching this disrespect full video forgive me and forgave all people that have saw it ... as one of the top comments said you hate sin not sinners we humans are all sinners and we must recognize it and give our life and heart to our father of salvation. Jesus Christ

[TheMantch]

@HuMaNraBBiez I dont know why but you made me laugh

[atomicwave]

@HuMaNraBBiez Do you feel like Jesus is sitting around reading your Youtube comments? If so, continue.

[HuMaNraBBiez]

@atomicwave i actually do because god is every were god hater

[heartlover1282]

dude its a joke dont have to go all weird about it!!! like seouriesley its just something to lagh about!!!!!!!

[kylekylekyle1111]

@HuMaNraBBiez is a retard

[kylekylekyle1111]

@HuMaNraBBiez supercalafrajalisticexpaladoci­ous

[clrhilla]

ahhaha great video man!

[drfunkenstein124]

why peeple so anrgy at v1d? i think jesus be music lovur. teh bus may hav been too muchh but wat's rong wit danc1n and digin muzic? (I tried to write this in a language I think most indignant, uneducated christians could understand. (If the top comments show anything)) If religious zealots spent more time finding humor in the world instead of offense, we'd be in a better place.

[LolCatLover23]

Love it! This was on RudeTube, its a TV programme, this is one of the 50 most watched vids on youtube, not including singers.

[josieandmadie]

lol XD what a ending

[TNXproductions]

197,028 Views? wait, why is it only counting my views?

[HuMaNraBBiez]

@BroSquadBloopers my poor friend

[OhReallyNoWai]

Gotta give my respect to Christians. It is possible to make fun of their prophet, sure some will be offended, but they're not going on a rampage and kill people like Muslims do when someone merely draws their prophet.

[gejel09051527994]

the person who made this video was no jesus!!

[PeaceChick07]

ummm

[banex6]

i feel kinda bad making fun of Jesus ... but everything is funnier when you put a little Jesus in it xD

[Arturostunes]

hahahahahahhhahahahhahahah

[cjmpjmcrew]

XD IM OFFENDED BITCH

[123UAV]

lollollol



[YojKojTus]

that is the funniest thing, man i thought he will survive

[Armboy100]

LOL!!! Խելառ անտերներ XD funny!

[lalabadle]

this is probobly the best representation of jesus that ive ever seen

[WillConway1332]

JESUS WILL NEVER DIE (exept for wen he got nailed to the cross)

[3mmzLuuvzYoutubz]

@WillConway1332 @qazwsx123431 AGREED

[qazwsx123431]

this is nonsense.. i hate this video abt jesus.. this is perversion.

[Arturostunes]

@qazwsx123431 lol yes this was halarious, but why would you hate Jesus? The story is he just wanted 2 help ppl...whether he was the 'son of God' or not...no need to offend him bro :l.

[qazwsx123431]

@Arturostunes i am A christian and this video is wrong way of depicting the Lord. HE IS GOD..NOT JUST A GOOD MAN TO HELP PPL..ITS NONSENSE..

[qazwsx123431]

this is nonsense.. i hate this video abt jesus.. this is preversion

[snoopdoggdude]

Wow Jesus have a AWESOME voice! It need to be the VOICE OF HOLLAND get it!

Never mind...

[TheWaluigiman1]

This is why Chuck Norris is the son of god. JK (i'm an athiest)

[xxrachy97xx]

a rolled into town on a ass , yo momma's ass , BLACK JESUS <3

[SwaggersDog]

101 people disliked this video

[3MANchannel]

jesus is one sassy bitch

[3MANchannel]

jesus is one sassy bitch

[tylerevans999]

how the hell did you make a video like this?

[mikken12]

Hold down 7 and see jesus gettin PAWNED!!!

[1981orange]

wow jesus has some nice abs...and those red heels...and it just goes to show...GOD WILL KILL ALL WHO DRESS UP LIKE JESUS AND MAKE HIM LOOK GAY...LULZ

[streetfreak666]

YES!



[jordshaz1]

lolz!

[WOLFDARKBLADE900]

O. o

[xXxCh33kyMonk3yxXx]

GOSH just calm down people! read the first annotation! this was just for fun its not like anyones come up and said HEY JESUS IS so-and-so.

if someone made a video taking the mic out of athiest (me being one) i would laugh.

just calm down

[TheWaluigiman1]

this must be drugs. This fucker never existed

[TheWaluigiman1]

@Kenmorfdublin Removing a reply comment won't keep me from seeing it. but being a hypocrite is common is the Cristen world. So i really don't care, please if you want to actually have a argument have some fact behind them.

[Kenmorfdublin]

@TheWaluigiman1

"Cristen"? What does that mean?

Maybe if you spent less time playing your silly little assassin video games and more time learning how to spell you might look like you had at least a basic education, what age did you cop out of school at - 10?

Some argument you'd provide! lol!

[TheWaluigiman1]

@Kenmorfdublin Bad spelling is common in YouTube, most never pick up there mistake. And sure making fun of my education is real mature. Also i never mentioned at all any of the assassin's creed games. You know that it is fiction based off of actual events. So don't blame them for it.

[Kenmorfdublin]

@TheWaluigiman1 Your grammar is appalling too - 'their mistake' not 'there mistake', and never start a sentence with 'And', 'i' is uppercase too when referring to oneself.

You're doing a fine job of making fun of your education yourself, you don't need any help from me ;)

[TheWaluigiman1]

@Kenmorfdublin Dude this is YouTube. Chill.....

[MarinaJohnnyAmanda]

Is this for real?

[PhilthySkank1234]

on drugs, this is the funniest video EVER

[Nanotech92]

He jus came out of the closet as well

[gabvolmax]

"No ofende lo que no supera" Soy Cristiano.

Pero es que la real, es un asco el vídeo!!!

[queeniepie12345]

lmfaoooooooooo

[LaaLaa493]

Hyvä musa tossa soi silti :D

[itsrebeccayo]

i'm religious, and i find this hilarious, because i know it's not ment for offending, it's ment for laughs :D

[EraxOfxEverto]

LOL!!

[LaaLaa493]

Laulu sopii toho jeesukseen mainiosti! >:D

[Siipilintu]

@LaaLaa493

Mitä!? Täällä puhutaan suomea! :o

[agoldmanify]

If I were Christian, I'd be super offended, but I'm not and am instead laughing.

[krypitor]

and the name of the song is i will survive

[krypitor]

their will is a religious , or lack of religious holocaust, and should be beneath today's modern society.

[krypitor]

selves and hopefully improve who they were, the bible is not meant to be used as a point of argument for different groups to say "no your wrong because this verse says you are" or " i don't believe in god because i have no proof that he exists, but i have enough to believe that he doesn't" the best way for everyone to live together is to say i continue to believe the things that i believe, yet i understand where you're coming from. to try and force someone to believe what you believe against

[krypitor]

the word bible means the book so when you read some of the bibles out there they say the the bible, jesus died for the sins of man and to open up heaven to our souls so no matter what sin is committed we will all go to heaven, and god created free will there for the bible is inaccurate pertaining to the word of god as the men who wrote the bible would have free rein to put anything that they wanted into the bible. As for jesus he told stories so that people would look more deeply into their

[vuxuanhung]

What is the name of this song?

Acoustic !

[JKconfuzzled]

DID HE ACTUALLY GET HIT BY THAT BUS ERRR WHAT ???

[topzombie3]

should do this in sight ans sound music theater

[Alinoporn]

i love jesus christ ... he gave his life 4 me ... i am a sinner i acept it ... but i still love him coz he hates d sin not sinners ... and u ppl will surely be punished 4 making this .... if u dnt wanna plzz ask him forgiveness or delete d videoo ... u will pay 4 this my child .....

[TrousersFTW]

@Alinoporn or we won't...

[91lilfrozone23]

@Alinoporn

jesus can suck my cock, lord thor made this world not him!

[Alinoporn]

@91lilfrozone23 lord thor n all is bullshit ....... jesus gave his life for u ... and his father in heaven made this world ......... all other gods are fake statues and imaginary made my d devil to take you away from christanity (the real religion) .... i was a muslim ..... converted into christian ... all i know that JESUS IS THE REAL GOD ...