How to open a bottle of wine WITHOUT corkscrew

[TheWonderingMan]

There is always beer....



[brucevodka]

You Betchum! Great idea!

[vapaat]

Opening a wine bottle

LIKE A BOSS

[RedliningRedneck]

i usualy use my "hammer"... then i "screw" after she gets there!!!

[VigilantMindz89]

"You cooked a nice meal" WTF? That looked terrible! Sprinkling a shit load of garnish on it won't make it look better either!

[sjsawyer]

@VigilantMindz89 Exactly what I was thinking

[colorado2836522]

Hello, dude, man or woman. I've not loaded any videos but I'll subsribe to yours. Bye.

[hattric2001]

did anyone notice the fuckin CORKSCREW in the drawer when he opens it up in the beginning, right as she says "but you don't have a corkscrew"

[29Kanal]

L O L



[SuperVitaminTHC]

I was looking for something more BADASS!

[gameonbro]

handy or 2 cheap to buy a corkscrew

[14goldmedals]

She had some pretty hairy arms there.....

[alexzaharcu]

This is stupid ...Put a folded towel under the bottle and pound it against the wall (gently) until the cork pops out... true story

[lc0jo]

he had a screw, a screwdriver a hammer but not a corkscrew ? *facepalm*

[JomitraS]

@uudo omg.. because a corkscrew stays in a clean place so you dont have to disinfect it but not a screw! Lmao.. don't tell me you put yours in your garage?

[crookedfingaz1]

i think id stick with the shoe meathod n brains



[2gokuisawesome]

i clicked there but nothin happend

[JomitraS]

Now think about the screw being not disinfected and you poison your date.. LMFAO!!

[uudo]

@JomitraS don't be ridiculous, it's not like you ever disinfect or wash a corkscrew either

[nicolaiaquilina]

It was too late to buy a bottle of wine 

[redneckkid2199]

redneck way!



[FIowNgo]

You liar i thought you said you didn't have a corkscrew but i seen one at 0:17

[Curageplayer]

Most geto way to open a wine bottle

[THEONEKINGSMACK]

Or how cheap you are;)

[iGrEzZzY]

DAMN IT! I forgot my bottle opener, good thing i have a hammer, screwdriver and screw in my back pocket. NO.

[xXDarkMidnightSunXx]

@iGrEzZzY Is it bad if I did this with the help of my grandpa before I saw the vid?

[davalanche1970]

nice



[Glootpuck1990]

Too complex. method with shoe is safer faster, easier and more impressive then yours.

[7heWhiteWolf]

Daaamn girl ... you sure have hairy hands xD

[GFresh1881]

damnit!!!!! i have a screw, no hammer or screw driver....tried using a fork to pull it out but i just bent the stupid thing....wow all this hassle just to have a bottle of wine :'(

[GnoLogi]

eww, you're ew

[putodehija]

@ mrwonkaman1... what a pussy, alone in youtube buuu buuu.

[joelacevedo82]

ok . . . so you bought a wine bottle without having the common sense to buy a corck screw. So you go on youtube and look up how to open a wine bottle, after repeating the process above you realize that you could have used the time you spent attempting this task ON BUYING THE CORCKSCREW!

[pacanas9999]

Do men look stupid that a woman have to teach men how to open a bottle of wine?

[Moongazerr]

or you can just do this /watch?v=ZuGfjtBffiE&feature=r­elated

[Detestor23]

Top two comments are retarded, every man should have those 3 things. If you dont, youre obviously not a man.

[chichee2]

Thank you!

[hundanth]

Smack it over your dates head.

PROFIT!!!!!????????

[straaler5]

who the hell doesn't have a corkscrew?

[beedbox]

man's hand and womans voice..

[spektrumFTW]

how handy you are? or how cheap you are aha

[MasterOfMusiccc]

It's faster than a corkscrew! it really works and you do not even need to let screw touch the wine! very nice idea thank you for your help!

[Monkeyboy875]

and the wine tastes like cork... Awesome!

[Indianmalujl]

If you don't have any of these, just Push the damn Cork inside -_-

[moscatidaniel]

with the shoe!

[killer71000]

impress ur date? i impress her when she see's whats in my pants.

[mplsmn1975]

Oops. I meant "cork."

[mplsmn1975]

When I saw the hammer, I thought you were going to advise pounding the corkscrew inside the bottle. Some people actually do that.

[ILoveTrannys89]

You understand putting the corkscrew all the way through the wine is terrible because you will have bits of cork in it

[GamesRise]

...or maybe you should watch the second video on the right part called "Open wine Bottle with your shoe"...

[Dec0y9]

I corkscrew is cheaper..............

[mrwonkaman1]

yes finally people who speak english i thought i was lost on that part of youtube forever!

[lorevox79]

Roger Waters is at home?

[mobspeak]

I'm so handy, I don't need a date.. *buda bump tshhh..!*

[aerolucas]

vos sos un gilllllllll,you suck man, para eso se invento el sacacorcho pelotudo!}

cualquier cosita hablas con Pablo Allldo Pe Ro Tii

[whitdj0]

this worked so well! only the cork in my bottle was that foamy kind of stuff instead of real cork material and the screw wiggled out after i got half of the cork sticking out. so i then took some pliers and clamped around it really tightly and wiggled the rest of it out. thanks!

[Yoshiegg11]

i have a better idead MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A CORK SCREW

[c0r0y]

That meal is not nice! :D

[MrNavyman53]

wow they did have a corkscrew

[MrNavyman53]

wow they did have a corkskrew

[TheThomfoolery]

the french use a shoe, americans us hammers lmao

[iwazup123]

all i heard was hammer



[futbolram]

This is like a tutorial for retards and low rent types...

Yup! definitely low rent type, and it definitely worked! plastic corkscrew got stuck in the cork, this did the job!

[adamgrisdale]

0:17 they did have a corkscrew!

[EdwardCordeiro]

Ya and what if you don't have these tools then what?

[zabina4]

just great!!!!! i see this video after i destroyed the damn bottle of winee... GRRRRRR

[lucas911611]

but I don't understand, 0.15, there is a cork screw when she says there is no cork screw....Is her man that blind that doesn't see the cork screw?

[Speedey75]

I would use a thin blade such as the switch blade or butterfly knife i own, plus you can un seal the wine and put a cloth over the opening and re-insert th cork, the when your date arives pull on the nice cloth to remove the cork. ta-duh, wine thats not flat.

[cloud6060]

@Speedey75 The wine needs to breathe -_-

[Speedey75]

@cloud6060

that depends how soon your date is ariving, cuz flat champane is crappy.

[Super4188]

Just be careful. Some corks might be harder work with use this technique.

[DerPsychotiker]

I'm sorry but in europe everyone has a corkscrew I think...

[cloud6060]

@DerPsychotiker In my house I have never been in a situation where there wasn't a corkscrew somewhere. Most Americans are just white trash and just get their wine from a box. I feel ashamed being an American.

[DerPsychotiker]

@cloud6060 Hey, europeens are white trash too, belief me and cheap wine in boxes is existing everywhere now!

[sunnydaytofu]

This actually works, if you can find a spare screw. You can just twist it in with your hands though, and use either a hammer or pliers to pull the cork out. Or, just use your hands for that, too...

[IJayZz4]

Thumbs up if its too late to buy a screw, a screwdriver and a hammer.

[Biiviz]

@IJayZz4

Let your husband do it.

[zataih]

Yeah thanks this helped me out...

[MrWhite8800]

what ya do need take a shoo with thick bottem a wall (plenty around) and bare hands

[slugger12]

So easy a caveman can do it.

[Rtlang69]

My girl would say "Forget the wine. Just hammer me with your screwdriver." ;)

[DirtyGamingKids831]

Or...You can just pull it out with your hand, also i don't own a hammer.

[Stoy123]

wow genius, no-one will have ever thought of this ... HERPA DERPA

[IEleusinianI]

the "nice meal" looked like dog food

[rdicko86]

A wine bottle opener..... IS JUST A FUCKIN SCREW!!!

[Steviedatv]

Don't drink wine if you can't afford a corkscrew =/

[ma1evicharena1es]

solo en estados unidos sucede que una persona tiene un tornillo largo ,un martillo, y un destornillador y no tiene un saca corcho

[TheWallyafanador]

worked perfect !!!!

[TobyTarrant]

What do i do if i don't have a screw, a screwdriver, and a hammer?

[DaiDai751]

@TobyTarrant you can always drink something else xD

[DaiDai751]

@TobyTarrant then... You're screwed XD

[BayouBluesMan]

@TobyTarrant u tell that bitch we're skipping the meal and straight to bed

[twitterfire]

@TobyTarrant Then you're fucked!

[sc18594]

you dont need the srewdriver and the nail.

a hammer work just fine

[ssssullenssss]

definatley! it might impress your date that you need to go through all that trouble because you can't afford a corkscrew.

[LCTXLongThang]

nod bad, hrrhrhr

[redmanxi]

this video made learning fun!

[biggy904]

Um why does the "girl" give the "guy" the "you're a guy do something look?" this video is so sexist. A what if the guy has another guy coming over, or are you saying that if the girl put this dinner together she's not expected to be able to do something like this? Too much manual labor for a girl to handle ? It's shameful you're a girl and posted this video talking like that. Think before you speak.

[Dez13040287]

nice meal? That looks like a sloppy tv dinner

[paranoidboytoy]

great except the hook gouged my eye out and i had to have to be flown out for emergency surgery

[Shekanereal]

"Oh you're quite handy! You can put down the hammer now sweety! Wait.. What's that smile? Steve?! STEVE NO YOU SICK BA-"

[jacksonkruse]

Thats one shit looking meal

[BrokenSound92]

hahah its right there!!!

[Andy18Guitar]

imagen the look on the partner... Honey GIVE ME A SLEGE HAMMER

[RainbowCondoms10]

o-o fail much..pause at 1:00 theres a corkscrew ;o

[ALZIE1990]

What if she doesnt have a hammer, nail, and a screw driver????!! Lets be honest women have no concept of D.I.Y just stay in the kitchen bitch!!!

[stupedace21]

Untill you hit yourself in the face with the hammer

[lennart0106]

thats not a good a idea for a good bottle of wine. it might taste like metal and, a bit corky.

[ChillOutShockakon]

I opened a bottle of wine last night with only a steak knife. I went and bought a corkscrew today though. lol

[dejoere]

could the screw be any longer??? lame vid, when she said u cooked a nice meal XD looks like shit

[Geevery1]

or just push the cork in with your thumb. bit less equipment needed this way

[Dziaji]

Just another reason to drink vodka straight out of the bottle, as if there weren't enough already.

[taserking1]

That meal look'd like shit!

[HelloDavid317]

The nail was touching the wine inside the bottle.. -.-

[PeoplePig]

wan't to know the best way? dont drink wine (:

[SuziTheOrangePenguin]

@PeoplePig The best way to open a bottle of wine is to not drink it? Uhh, right...

[DaSnEaKyOnE1]

I think most people would have a corkscrew more than ther would screw driver or hammer and if they do its is somewhere like in a shed or somthing like if you agree

[rebarproductions]

when you pull out the cork you accidentaly hits your date with the hammer and knocks her out...giggety...

[MrFreakishz]

Ooor it ends up shattering. lol.

[250rapid]

What about if you don't have a screw?.. or screw driver?.. or a hammer?...Then you're screwed!

[Scolerskimbal]

@250rapid Come on, that is simple, don't you have any problem solving skills? If you don't have a hammer just attach a chain to the screw and fix the other end to the back of your car then jam the bottle in your front door and drive your car down the road a bit to uncork it.

[jpg0083]

don't mean to rain on this parade, but you can just use a sharp knife. stab deep enough into the cork and then pull out while twisting. much simpler

[Luis1967ish]

poor wine

[odengodofwar]

is this a mans voice? Never can tell with Canadians or Americans.

[foroka]

lady, you have a set of hairy hands...

[ajxo1210]

you should have one if you drink wine.

[Serostern]

Or you just beat the damn bottle with the hammer until you open it?

[Lewpetlols]

'Nice Meal' yucky yuk that looked like diarrhea.

[SilentMott]

I got a better idea: Quit wasting time and smash that bitch over a big ass bucket...VOILA! Just make sure its a fancy bucket.

[gyqz]

@verballaundry No...you wish it said that!! LOL :-D

[gyqz]

Thank you for the warning!! If my date had everything that 'perfect' , I'd run for my life!!

[demonachizer]

Paper plates? Check

TV Dinner? Check

Paper napkins? Check

Cheap wine? Check

Plastic tablecloth? Check

Table centerpiece dug out of the closet from last Christmas? Check

I guess it doesn't ruin the moment much to break out a screw, hammer and screwdriver to open the wine for your elegant date.

This is like a tutorial for retards and low rent types...

[phryedbanana]

It's supposed to be a bit funny with the cheap plates and tacky centerpiece. I think it's a good trick in a pinch.

[nik78757]

@demonachizer LMAO!!!

[reddogholmes]

@demonachizer Good way to break your nose ??????

[ICEInterphace]

or u can just use your shoe!

[JonLeGanj]

"you cooked a nice meal" LMFAO that meal looks like shit, hell i wouldnt even feed my dog that.

[LoboG47]

El tornillo llega a tener contacto con el vino :S

[Jesseboy1610]

What if you don't have a hammer, a screw driver, a screw or a random piece of paper

[thisisaguy]

It's easier just to push the cork into the bottle then drink the whole thing.

[lilprincesstori13]

I am pretty sure if you dont have a corkscrew you wont have those tools either but ok.

[Flowter87]

I prefer doing it with a shoe.

[swisspilotA380]

0:06 nice meal....fail

[Dremple]

check it ooout Canadian EH?

[saxmannanaimo]

im pretty sure thats a nail not a screw

[TheA8l]

Fucking stupid wtf 

[jmalacon]

so you don't have corkscrew but you had a screw, hammer and screwdriver?

[administraciontv]

bueno!!!

[shurastriker]

you have a hammer, a screwdriver and even a screw then WTH but no a corkscrew??? O_O

[danielwhelanOfficial]

whats with the use of a paper?

[blazej1]

morale of the story - buy a VODKA!!! or Ballantines - Easier to open / Easier to get pissed :)

[SilenceSlayer224]

When I don't have a corkscrew I just use my d***. That really impresses the ladies.

[KittieKatGrl]

right because when i dont have a corkscrew on my im gonna have a hammer a nail and a screw driver right?

[ryanroberts83]

Gay! hammer the cork into the bottle. Pretty sure you wont drink the cork!

[gmanstation]

yeah because i always have a screw, screwdriver and hammer on me when i dont have a cork screw.

[princessof96]

well i kodda told u tht

[aprilPNG]

Oh man, that nice meal looked VILE.

[1234567jelly]

it looked more like one inch of screw hanging out... it would have been easier to grab the head of the hammer to remove the cork

[AirPegasusXC]

This video was ok, but the comments are AMAZING!

[pentgutt]

Great , thanks guys work prety well to me.

[olzzn]

And ou have cork in your $150 wine

[wallit51]

Good idea but attention at the risk of glass brightness in the bottle

[danceteachersince73]

Good tip!

[jlizzymlove]

oh crap cool

[snjavister]

oh, sure, I don't have a corkscrew but I have a hammer!?

[bullstud6969]

It works HAHA

[IllegalFairtrade]

When the person says "You realize that you don't have a corkscrew" I can see a corkscrew in the shelf.

[cristibuzgo]

morale of the story : buy a corkscrew!!!!!

[gburron]

Or, if you don't have all these tools around, just use your shoe.

Take the bottle and place the bottom of the bottle into the heel of your shoe. Pound the shoe and bottle against a solid object (like a wall) horizontally. The cork will gradually come out little bit at a time (takes maybe 7-10 strikes). Once it's about 3/4 out you can easily just pop it out by hand.

[knuckless69]

hahaa

pretty cool actually :)

[imdonewithlife]

wow a dumb ass could figure that out

[freddylv2011]

you may impress her with the huge gash on your forehead as well.

[ptram83]

an easier way is to push the cork down into the wine with the handle of a wooden spoon.

[kop4321]

Oh she will see how "handy" I am...*wink* *wink*

[LoveRoss01]

There was a corkscrew in the utensils drawer, YOU DOLT! That was unnecessary.

[sindreerdigg]

@LoveRoss01

wasn't that some sort of piece for a hand-mixer?

[odiloglobocnik]

chick would be scared to death specialy in these days of slasher movies :D coming up with pick hammer :D "what the fuck u wana crush my skull ? "

[RichieRch143]

thanks for nothing. go get a $.99 cork screw.

also, that dinner looks nasty. was that Salisbury steak?

What kind of troll date would want to eat that?

[poffley101]

nice vid the only thing is dont do it on old bottles of wine as when u are putting in the nail or what ever cork peaces will fall in to the wine and this is falled corked wine and ruins the taste

[mageac]

@poffley101 that happens with normal cork screws as well...

[poffley101]

@mageac hey dude i no its just abit of adive for your methord which is really gd btw or with a normal cork screw