Headzup: Palin's Secret Service

[verdantforce88]

this sucks



[quick96]

HIt the nail on the head with this : "Believe you me you don't want to go anywhere near my cracker supporters." lol

[noflizone]

sara palin's alaska is a campaign ad subsidized by alaska taxpayers.

[formless777]

Stop laughing, this is your future president.

[DawnOfTheDead991]

@formless777 In another dimension maybe?

[rosenberg011]

"he's a... he's an arab" LOLOL. I really am an Arab!

[816cameron]

"he's an arab" LOL  I love it!!

[Pharosurreal]

he's a , he's an Arab lol

[visualvirtue]

Ha! Ha! I think you're jealous your mommy's NOT the governor!

[ByeBamaLube]

Mr. IntellectFourLetterWordMaster, your Copy/Paste methodology is getting boring. If you would choose Detox perhaps a semblance of mold would grow some gray matter back within your soggy kool-aid adrenaline asphyxiated skull.

[sarahPluvsabortions]

what a lying cunt sarah palin is!! whore bristol has the bastard kid .... when is the wedding huh cunt??? you said these kids were ''in love, together a long

time (umm arent they 17 you lying bitch?) and getting married.'' umm WHEN? when the bastard kids head crowns??? Once again Sarah

is proven to be a lying cunt. THANK GOD the people in this country saw right through this racist, breedcow transparent bitch and handed

her her stinky twat ass on Nov 4th.

[sarahPluvsabortions]

buh bye McFossil & his stupid moronic fuck day nurse are exactly where they should be. McFossil helping out Obama when called upon to do so, and Sarah Cunt Saks back in Alaska fucking her husbands business partner. that cumfilled cunt is far far far away.

I wonder if Saks & Neimans took back those sarah cunts clothes even with retarded baby vomit on them.

[sarahPluvsabortions]

Q: How do you break Sarah Palin's neck when she is drinking water?

A: Slam the toilet seat cover!

Q: Why do Sarah Palin's bras carry the label "TGIF"?

A: Because TGIF reminds her 'Tits Go In Front'. I wonder if Saks & Neimans took back those sarah cunts clothes even with retarded baby vomit on them.

[emmathird]

Hmmmm....... I read the over the top hate falling out of your mouth...... and I'm thinking..... YOU are 45..... and Sara is 45Are you seeing the color GREEN way too much???? Does the hate come from the FACT that Sarah is a good-looking woman in body and soul, and you're just an spinster or divorcee ...ugly... un-desirable ... hideous...who is over-weight(or Maybe just a dryed up-prune with skin that is rough and yellowed from the cigarettes and you HATE.. how good Sarah looks? Look in mirror!

[sarahPluvsabortions]

sarahs a nasty racist cunt who will sell over her own kids for a photo op. she hates animals and loves war she is an unethical out of touch bible thumper who will never hold high office

[emmathird]

Nasty is a PERFECT decription of you!

You are a moron..... High Office??? Sarah is the Governor of Alaska! For your information.... being the governor of a state is like being the president of the USA...... in order words...... Sarah WAS prepared to be President and O'DimWit is just a Community Organizer... reading off a tele-promter!!! He's a JOKE!

[sarahPluvsabortions]

a joke is that cunt of a bitch ignoring her kids, using them only for photo-ops, NOT KNOWING AFRICA IS A CONTINENT bahahahahhahaa she should stick to what she knows best, spewing out retarded kids & embryotic fluid thru her nasty tunnel of a breedcow cunt

[emmathird]

What the fuck is the matter with you?

You must have the "Bush Derangement Syndrome"!

I will just be thankful to know, that the hate you have running through your veins is going to KILL YOU! Hate is going to be your death sentence! You are a sad pathetic piece of waste of space. Of course Nazi Pelosi will be happy with that! She wants less people(It's a green thing) and of course she is ALL FOR the killing of babies... so I guess you are being a True-Blue-Democrap!!!

IDIOT!!!!

[sarahPluvsabortions]

go brush your teeth emmathird, your breath smells like your dads dick cheese

[sarahPluvsabortions]

Dearest Sarah Cunt Palin: shut the fuck !! up sarah shut the fuck up shut ---the fuck up today shut the fuck up tomorrow shut the fuck up

=== shut the fuck up shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up later shut your nasty dripping cunt shut the fuck up sarah saks shut your gaping

cumfilled twathole!!! up shut the fuck up {{ shut the fuck up }} sarah fucking palin --shut the fuck up== Love & Sloppy Kisses, America

[sarahPluvsabortions]

buh bye McFossil & his stupid moronic fuck day nurse are exactly where they should be. McFossil helping out Obama when called upon to do so, and Sarah Cunt Saks back in Alaska fucking her husbands business partner. that cumfilled cunt is far far far away.

[mdog2700]

Your disgusting mouth has been reported. I demand that you get a life before you get life. I gotta go watch the news now about the obomination stimulis bill, ya like that dont you ya sick natzi .

[sarahPluvsabortions]

report this : you have no dick cheeseball breath--- no i hate the stimulus bill once the dickwad republicans got their fucking money grubbing asshole hands on it, now its a wash all the money for education taken out of it, republicans are afraid to educate anyone they know a well educated person would never vote republican fuck a well educated goat wouldnt vote republican

[mdog2700]

You are angry because you have a tiny PP. You like goats too!! Natzi bitch.

[sarahPluvsabortions]

gross stinky shit filled diaper drooling mongloid trig palin should have been a messy bloody gasping for air 3rd term abortion

with palin pulling the umblical cord tighter around that retards neck

REBRANDING: The Republican party is like a shit sandwich, & how do you get people

to eat a shit sandwich? You dip it in chocolate & tell them it's sugar free!

[DULDEN85]

where do you get your information from, star magizine, the inquirer....vogue, i see...obama is godd beeeeeecause what...he bails out the very people that brought this on us, Bush is out gas is still going up when oil is going down...get a grip asshole, its been the dems the whole time..see how fucking stupid u r, republicans got thier hands on it....obviously have no clue...do ya dickhole.

[sarahPluvsabortions]

buh bye McFossil & his stupid moronic fuck day nurse are exactly where they should be. McFossil helping out Obama when called upon to do so, and Sarah Cunt Saks back in Alaska fucking her husbands business partner. that cumfilled cunt is far far far away.

I wonder if Saks & Neimans took back those sarah cunts clothes even with retarded baby vomit on them.

[ByeBamaLube]

Mr. IntellectFourLetterWordMaster, Do you know how to do more than Copy/Paste? How's your Bi-Bama look-a-like Plastic Dolly doing, I warned you to stop sucking so hard. That Plastic coming out your ars is going to make it difficult for all Bi-Bamas Butt Buddies to get a good glide going. Then again your kind is so used to takin' it all in by the Head Kool-Aid Pitcher line up, you probably still get your rocks off on that new $100,000.00 Oval Office rug just fine. You Like It, You Love It oxox

[sarahPluvsabortions]

sarah twat saks sells oxycontin to kids she is hooked on it herself thats why she winks, its a drug twitch, lets hope the cunt gets ass fucked by

a big dicked moose until her racist head blows clean the fuck offfffff..............

gross stinky shit filled diaper drooling mongloid trig palin should have been a messy bloody gasping for air 3rd term abortion

with palin pulling the umblical cord tighter around that retards neck

[sarahPluvsabortions]

Q:Why is Bristol Palin like Behrs paint?

A:Because shes cheap& spreads easy

Q:How many Palin girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:None- the Palin girls screw in high school,not light bulbs

Q:What does Bristol Palin say after she had multiple orgasms?

A:Way to go team!

Q:What does Bristol Palin put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?

A:Her ankles

[riddex27]

To all you Sarah Bashers....

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo

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[sarahPluvsabortions]

Bush didn't do too much damage

just a bloody costly war, inappropriate responses to national disasters, gas/food/housing prices no one could afford... oh & for his final trick he's putting us into another great depression.

too bad Bush stopped the photos of dead soldiers coming home from Iraq.. then you could have seen over 5,000 deaths right on your television

screen. Bush is the biggest mass murderer this country has ever had

[mdog2700]

Yes to the haters or dems in general, get a grip, get a life. she has a great life, and you are the mud in your pigpen mind. SMOKE IT UP !!

[sarahPluvsabortions]

I wonder if Saks & Neimans took back those sarah cunts clothes even with retarded baby vomit on them.

Q. "What's the difference between a hockey mom & a pitbull?"

A. Neither one is qualified to become vice-president.

you dont have to embrace it but you definitely have to get the fuck over it

[DULDEN85]

again a meaningless comment by you.....no wonder ur so angry...why the fuck do you care when the wedding is....sounds more like you dont like being left out...poor baby...its ok...shhhhhh....go to sleep, go take the blue pills...ull be ok

[DawnOfTheDead991]

@riddex27 To all you Sarah Admirers: stupid, ignorant, backwards and proud of it, just like she is!

[sarahPluvsabortions]

Q: How can you fit the entire Palin family into a telephone booth?

A: Throw in a Neiman Marcus catalog.

Q: Why does Florida get hurricanes and Alaska have the Palins?

A: Florida got to pick first.

Q: What does Bristol Palin say after she had multiple orgasms?

A: Way to go team!

Q: For Sarah Palin, whats long and hard?

A: Grade 5.

Q: What does Bristol Palin put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

[SPLootsNeimanMarcus]

Hilarious! ROFL!

[riddex27]

For sarahPluvsabortions.....

Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo

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[lexygril1]

but i think u need to work on ur sarah palin acsent

[savetheyeti]

so what if he is an arab. that mccain supporter needs to be on meds or stop using them.

[lexygril1]

that was the freaken best ever lolollolololololololololololol­ololololololol!

[NumbBleeding]

"Ignorant cracker supporters"

Indeed.

[ed130506]

"ignorant cracker supporters" lol

[Longlivepalestine]

LOL

[Cassiecakes28]

lol hes an arab XD !

[PARKEREAL]

shucks you betcha joe da plumber hockey moms walmart moms . i would not want my divorce lawyer talking like that he already f..... me but atleast he used vaseline

[diggersstory]

I wonder if anything happened to Obama would McCain and/or Palin be arrested for inciting violence? Violent rhetoric now plays a central role in McCain's campaign. McCain's followers have only made it worse through blogs, forums and emails. Many right wing Christians don't look like they'll be praying for Obama any time soon but rather start fires of hatred, anger and fear. I've seen a couple that gave me chills. Can you imagine what would happen if a citizen were to do this, now? Sad Sad Sad!

[obamawalker]

No, people who say on public media that their viewers should try to start a riot aren't held accountable when their viewers riot. So, why would rich people who control the police, congress, election comitties, news, and coorporations be arrested?

[tyndarius]

hahaha, "hes a hes a arab"

[dan23789]

shut the fuck up Mcain and Palin ROX un like the nigger obama

[KlavierPlaya]

McCain said he wants to kill you.

[Politicgeek]

First of all, learn to spell, then you can then you can express your racism.

[Politicgeek]

That was to Dan23789

[1111mjon]

Racist pig!!

[franman781]

This was so true i couldn't bring myself to laugh... it is disgusting the things being said at these rallies, as much as i've laughed at the other Palin Headzups, the situation is so bad it just (for me) cant be made funny

[whoo689]

Why does it feel like I've seen this video uploaded before?? Huh.

[DRV275]

Ha! I love that bit at the end, "He's a...He's an Arab."

[stewart0312]

What that dumb blonde at the McCain rally really wanted to say was n!gger, but she probably saw a black dude two rows in front of her and said Arab instead.

[bushputz]

stewart0312:

"she probably saw a black dude..."

ummm... at a Palin rally?

[obamawalker]

She does have black supporters. Hitler had a bunch of Jewish supporters. You don't have to be smart to support someone.

[ramdomperson13]

true...true...

[studio7manga]

100% true.

[Metallorgy]

so fucking true

[stafax]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[oddjob29]

this WAS brilliant.. the end made up for it a little... but.. i've seen you headzup guy you're white! wtf is with the 'cracker'? you could say, redneck, white trash, ignorant, but cracker is against all white people. don't be hurtig our cause!

[maofas]

Shuddap...cracker.

[JJavenger1988]

fuck off, bitch!

[hughesjph]

uhhh this hurt your cause. CRACKER. come on. comedy doesn't need to be RACIST.

[tiggxtreme]

If you look up the history of the word 'cracker', you wouldn't be as offended.

[hughesjph]

It's used as a racial slur. Nigger only means dumb. I'm voting Obama. If people are being racist toward Obama, which they are; it serves no purpose to throw racial slurs back. Things are aleady very intense. These cartoons are funny. This one is un called for.

[TimeWarp66]

Agreed.

[studio7manga]

Lol

Oh please, fuck off crackernigger.

[whoo689]

LOL! "He's an Arab"

[NorthPlum]

Haha, that was a good one.

[GunShard]

Lmao. :]

[avalsonline]

that was great. 5/5

[Liberalman35]

Hahahaha!!!!!

[ShiekYerbooty]

Just out of curiosity....did headzup do a skit about Joe Biden saying " jobs " was a three letter word, or about Biden saying Roosevelt was on TV, what about asking a crippled man to stand up.........Biden is reeeal smart too hunh ?

[julianhpike]

nope, and they won't...

[trty5]

Biden is an ass but he's not as bad as Palin.

[chris3325]

nice. Hilarious and disturbingly true as usual headzup guys

[uskafighter]

ROFL @ "ignorant crack supporters"

[MisterStevenT]

cracker, not crack

[duck7759]

might as well be crack supporters

[hezbollah95818]

nice

[jc1337istehsecks]

w00t first viewer!!!

[hezbollah95818]

you suck, /cry im always 2nd