Brown Smokey Friggin Eye

[SuperRentos]

Oooooh shit. I got that mascara because it was purple and shiney too...and because I thought it would do what it said it was going to do. LOLNO it's so shit. Used it once...never again.

[cglad1998]

Hey dimwits, its fall the hell. YAAAAAAAY

[xGearsOfWar3]

So just take the brown eye shadow, keep putting it on your eye...NO, NO thats your cheek, wrong. Up here, up here.

[MiEzJjEl]

dis-a-damn-pointed hahah

[JasonlVlraz]

You can just mix your foundations together if one is too light and the other's too dark. Uh-durrr.

[tttttulip]

fall ass brown friggen smokey,smokey ass damn eye

Lmfao! Love her.

[Cinnamon815]

"once again im dis-a-damn-pointed!!" 3:53"

[betty568]

Lmaoo You cant even find a real google to watch mkaeup totorials from ... Or whatever she said .. YOUR A REAL BITCH JPMETS (ILOVEYOUU]

[773meangirllaura]

YOUR SUCH A BITCH, I LOVE IT!

[xJamieDancesx]

Hahahaha! "Get a damn brown base by stupid Mac and putting it on my damn lid!"

[missfuchisa]

wat the? is this a joke? wat a freak

[chriscrockerdebomb]

ha tnx was so helpful but how do u take off the blue on my cheek? =/

[Sarahmajig]

Making stupid people feel down right retarded and making smart people feel oh so fucking awesome. Thank you, Justine.

[Sakura8134]

I almost put blue eye shadow on my cheek. Thank you, Justine.

[Lisiebeth]

Your the light that shines in my world of darkness :)

[omgwtfbbqalekx]

@Lisiebeth watch?v=KRxod7diTkU

[DiNgFrIeSaReDoNe43]

i don't wear make up, i only watch these to feel bad about myself.

[nekoaimee1]

LMAO half ass angry crowd pissed off because they ALL have aids

[meropa]

I wonder, does anyone actually follow her tutorials or they watch her cuz she's offensive??

[zepperix]

I don't know why but I like the lighting here more?

[acousticidea]

Once again I'm dissa-damn-pointed! This friggin mascara is like a metaphor for my life.

[MissPumpkiinBabyy]

i know this is an old video but this was uploaded on my birthday:)

[stefantattoo]

why do you exist? get a dick and live happy ever after....or buy one!!!

[XxluminouslouisexX]

lolz i came back to see your old vids and i see you have gotten nicer...yet i am more scarred of you <3

[rachel2Ann]

haha!

i freakin love your videos!! <3

[ElenaMay123]

Hahaha

I love your attitude

ive watched 18 vids so far and i only discoverred you today!

i lovee it :)

your angriness makes me feel so much better :)

[TheWheezyfan]

DISA-DAMN-POINTED

[carleecheer910]

i love this friggen girl she is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!:)

[EllaPl0x]

At 2:41 when you stared into the camera, my heartbeat started to race, my palms got sweaty, and I found what true love is.

[ZMacDougall]

smokey ass damn eye the frig

[KatieBrittanyy]

Your old videos were so... happy.

Its strange seeing you happy.

[RainbowManner]

DISSA-DAMN-POINTED

[potheadpixieee]

i love you

[elementalanimal]

You are beautiful. =)

[PURENDNLADY]

I have tht mascara <.<



[sandylovesmakeup]

Justine is like really pretty.

[JoeyTheGirl33]

Your old videos were WONDERFUL.

[Lydi1996]

Angry, reluctant lentil.

[BeLove70]

once again im disadam pointed , this friggin mascara is like a metaphor for my life

[BeLove70]

Just blend it out more you HUMAN WAIST LAND

[jumpyduck]

you look like shrek when you wear green

[GJewel2]

why cant u just be happy

[OverloadedToaster]

@GJewel2 why can't you just be angry?

[CaitlynnSephira]

Yesterday, my mother said that justine's voice annoys her ... I don't have mother anymore ...

[dottie601]

justine, you make being offended enjoyable:)

[ADrythms]

They still are LAME-_-

[javajojambam]

YOU HUMAN WASTELAND rofl!!!!

[ROY0666]

lol i fucking love this girl......id bang tha punk outta her.

ps: please start saying FUCK a bit, it would make me happy.

SUBBED!

[WadaF00k]

BABBLING BAFOONS!

HAHAHHAHHAA

[kittenkraze13]

You make the best makeup tutorials I've ever witnessed.

[souptoday8]

..i actually picked up blue eyeshadow

[mbhatesdb]

"I'm dis-a damn-pointed"

[DragonessBlade]

"YOU HUMAN WASTELAND!"

....

epic win.

[crumblyfairy]

"I keep it real. And you guys are REALLY STUPID."

<3

[sonjaxo17]

you should start your own makeup line called "I DONT GIVE A CRAP WHAT THE NAME IS YOU BAFFOONS"

[margaret19631]

omg i would totally buy mascara if it was in a shiny purple tube

[minaishamyce]

I guess being told that i'm stupid constantly by you is slowly affecting me..but for some reason..you're still my favourite.

[brittanyxface]

It's fall the hell.

[writethisdown77]

fall ass brown friggin smokey ass damn eye XD

[MegaYsabela]

do u have anger issues?! be DAMN FRGGIN happy for once!!!!!

[cocoaviolinist]

NEUTRAL-ASS LIPSTICK

[oceansgem]

I love being one of your morons <3

[MetallicSisters]

I don't care for the makeup I just watched it for the laugh.

[JackDammitRun]

take this shade-damn stick, by stupid mac and put it on my damn lid. color called 'gentle lentle'- they should make a color called angry and re-luctant- lentle. FOR ME! and i;m gonna put it underneath my eye too, but not too damn much, you don't want to look like A FREAKING RACCOON!

[BlushingMocha741]

I like the Sexy Curves Mascara, though. The look actually was cute.

[50reina]

hahaha lol she said no no thas ur cheek out it up here haha lol ur awsome lol

[fuchsinrot]

My husband's a light sleeper and you're the reason I am Laughing Out LOUD. Get me some free earplugs!

[ilovesos3190]

can i friend you? if you don't let me friend you, you'll disa-damn-point me......lol jk i just wanted to ask you that so i could use that word.

we're tired of the "normal" gurus, we want a guru who bitches at us, verbally abuses us, and tells us not to subscribe, lol

[SsweetKkisses]

I have never commented on a guru or any channel but I had to....your just to funny....i bow to you.. =^-^=

[ProgressiveBoink]

why the hell damn not. xD

[blushcrush114]

no that's not brown, that's blue! LMAO LUV U JUSTINE!

[eabr123]

@Morgiray

because she's effing amazeballs

[Beentakenaway123]

damn stick by stupid mac! haha love it!

[SuperQueener]

can i please be you? you make my life suck so much less

[asdfghjklsage]

On a scale of 1-10 I love you.

[Abbytater]

Sexy Curves SUCKS ASS.

[aneejah]

theres a german comedian callad "cindy aus marzahn" you kinda remind me of her xD only that shes fatter, wears more makeup and has funkier hair xD ... but... the whole "freaking ass"-thing is kinda the same ^^

[victoriacavagna1]

Lol, I use Sexy Curves mascara, and I think it's amazing:D

P.S

Your videos make my day:D

[punkrockerbabe911]

>:l <--- She makes that face a lot. :D

[supersammyfletcher1]

it doesnt look smokey at all! it just looks like another raccoon tutorial

[laurierchick11]

kermit the frog

[169axl169]

i love you when u talk to me like tht ;) lolzzzz x

[gerardarthurway56]

i would look like a fug asshat if i even TRIED to do my makeup like yours. i love you. love me back dammit! <333.

[adventurergigi]

<3 it looks soo much better on you(:

^ kiss my friggen ass comment LOL

[16MirkoV4ever]

Dissa-damn-pointed LOL

[WhenMadnessStrikes]

How come we dont have friends just like you?

[MaiaGlor]

@Morgiray

LOL me too :D its some kind of a drug :D

[MichaelOfPop]

This was posted 6 days before my bday <3 best b-day present

[mariamty]

omggggg Why the helll are you sooo frknn funnyyyyyyyyyyy

[cassie5561]

"hey, it's fall the hell"

[cassie5561]

"once again, i'm disa-damn-pointed!"

[xCoolFelicia]

LMFAO!

your so funny :3

[iwishiwereaWeasley]

I think 'fall ass brown friggin smokey smokey ass damn eye' should have been the title of this video. It's catchy. Also, I think Michelle Phan would get a lot more views if she used the phrase 'blend it the hell out'. But who the frig cares what I think.

[DearMeNoUserName]

HILARIOUS!

[yeahherthatgirl]

Lmao @ "Angry, reluctant lentil"

[cassiekur1314]

you're so angry and blunt

I LOVE IT.

[grneyez2005]

too funny!

[LadyRacheltheGhetto]

you said it was 1:47 AM when you recorded...it was 1:47 AM when I found this vid and your channel. and it's damn hilarious. co-ink-ee-dink? i think not. fate, my friend.

[pockadotdotz]

Your eyes could nvr look anymore beaufiful then they already do!

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

Babbling buffoons!?!? Lol OMG you're SOOOOOOOOO funny.

[tinkerbellclark]

you give meaning to my life.

[janiebeanbby]

Hahahha,

You're so fucking mean.

But I love you xD

[xhoooch]

@janiebeanbby More like: "You're so friggin' mean"

;D

[janiebeanbby]

@xhoooch

Oooh right!

[lin90210]

hahaha hilarious!!

[mavilla221]

"Dissadahmpointed!" my favortite YTS: youtube sensation

[DevineRose]

I love you! HaHAHAHA!

[goldengirl67]

You remind me of Carol Burnett with brown hair and you're very funny like her:)

[ihokiepokiee]

"dissa-damn-pointed" lol

[crystalannee]

roses are red

violets are blue

even tho your a TOTAL BITCH

i still love you <3

:)

[PeBs123456]

Lmao, I'm glad I subscribed to your channel. Crazy funny XD

[Lyndzayy09]

Baha I'm definitely subscribing you're hilarious =]

[amanda2xo]

LOLOL

i think i died

[cutebaby33]

i bought that mascara cause someone on youtube told me to... :(

[babybuddybear]

disa-damn-pointed... is completely awesome and is now in my vocabulary :D

[jomarielovesmakeup]

u have anger management....seriously r u on drugs no offense

[YourOnlyJuliet]

YOUR THE ICE BENEATH MY WINGS...:D stike that out i meant SKATES!!

[TheatricalLines]

okay, if you don't want to make a video at 1am in the fricken morning, then don't. no one asked you to and quite frankly, no one wants to hear your man voice tell us what the fuck to do. its annoying.

[namasayaDiana]

LOL @ angry reluctant lentil comment! HEY LET'S ALL PETITION TO MAC TO MAKE THAT COLOUR FOR JUSTINE! :D

[wikkirn]

LOL!!!!!! Great video.

[jessshasnolife]

jpmetz, i have dreams about you and they make me smile when i wake up

[JLea007]

hahah wow

i love ur personality!

[juliagoolia72]

How refreshing! You're my hero. The wind beneath my wings to be honest.

[tinabuu369]

LOL "Now you take the brown... no you dumbass tats blue ill give you another minitue" ROFL YU AWSOME

[kittie9876]

Lol i love this make up channel

[teresa455]

you shine brighter than all of the stars in the sky. keep being perfect. <3

[nicolieOH]

oh man, you're the best

[nattysonic]

Holy crap, Justine, you're like the cussing cherub angel sent from heaven to make deliciously hilarious videos.

[bongchoof]

human wasteland lol!

[PAIGExCORE]

Lmfao, by far my favorite makeup channel

[TinyVessels00]

Angry Reluctant Lentil Win.

[marypinguino68]

Lol

your frikin awesomeXD

[marypinguino68]

Hey. What color is the eyeshadow you are using?????

And what is that strange mechanical device of sort you use to put the eyeshadow on????

[suckmynut23]

OMG justine, i bought the EXACT same mascara for the EXACT same reason hahaha i love you. and its total shit mascara

[kweenb85]

u sound like me when i do my make up 0.0

[peytonlovesyou03]

i FRIGGIN love you!! XD

[j9nni]

your hilarious : D

[specialbusgirl]

one of her nostrils is bigger than the other.....weird..

[SoNahEgalWieWeit]

one of everything on EVERYONE is bigger. one ear is bigger then the other. eye, nostril, hands, feet, arms, leg...you get the picture.

P.s. Jpmetz, you're Fuckin HILARIOUS!!! but you probably already know that

[mmynameismary]

that mascara made me laugh so hard xD

[soisoi88]

despite all the rude remark you made to me...this was very entertaining

ur cool fer sher

[DormRoomDivas]

"Once again, I'm disa-damn-ppointed."

LMFAO

[kaitxxo]

hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­

[flowersandsparkles09]

@kaitxxo HAHA! Told Ya!!!!!

[YvonnsieGirl]

LMAO freakin' hilarious

[KLProductions24]

Lolz!!! how do you not start laughing while you film??? you're soo funny!!!

[xBOL0619]

I fuckinnnngg agree with you , about the brushes , who cares right ! WELL ANYWAYS , your funny as fuck !

[luanlegacy]

oh my goodness.. thank you for telling me i got the blue. becuz i LITERALLY dip the brush in blue, i was like holy shit.. how'd you know..

[Shawtybabygurl93]

i need you i love you so much u make my day ur so pretty and awsome i love i sugar take care i love u so much

[shineraingrow]

you are gorgeous!

[NellBrent]

You are amazing :-D

[HeyyHuda]

lmao

[HeyitsRabaya]

youre freakin' funny!

[s0ccer2006ruleZ]

Justine, you are the sun to my darkness.

My rainbow in the storm,

and my superman when i need you most.

i love you. <3

[lykeamgz]

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

[SaraBelle13]

lmao

your amazing xD

[xxprincessxxpopcornx]

ROFL

"But not too DAMN MUCH don't wanna look like a FREAKINN' Raccon!"

lmaoo.

[leighann1204]

dis-a-damn-pointed. hahahahah

[ShortyClark26]

I mean subscribe!  D'uh

[ShortyClark26]

Clicking "submit" Right...Now!

[Emm0r]

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day Justine.. you and those sensually smokey brown eyes.

[xxhANNAhkiNSxx]

xD yer the fuckingg shit!!

[5capri]

You remind me so much of Gilbert Gottfried!!!!

[traveler1938]

"Fall ass brown friggin smoky smoky ass damn eye..."

LOL

XD

[sploozy]

Justine you never fail to amaze me in your unmittigated, polyunsaturated, unadulterated, homoginized,no animal tested, chemical and fertilzer free GALL....keep it up...for ever and for always...RAGE ON BITCH!!!f Power to the PMSers....use that 'no sex having, cant find a man if i paid him, no fun having, cellulite bearing' energy to keep us ungrateful bitches in line. YOU GO FRICKING GIRL! I freaking LOVE your dumb ass!! I want to have your babies....

[pineapplez342]

I love you, Justine!

[smplfecrazzit]

if you think i'm gonna comment here saying "ohhh JUSTINE you are soooo funny!" hahaha wow, well, you have another thing cominnn' =) hehehe love you<3

[ballen008521]

blend it the hell out hahahahahaha!

[getoutloserx]

you are so funny. i laughed so hard lol

[jaden444]

Totally there with you on the foundation color crap. Sucks!

[sissiegurl]

Haha,I fuckin' Love you! Your hilarious!

[bummercucumber]

I love you so much, I actually enjoy watching your "lame-ass older videos," because any extra time I get to see you is time well spent.

[ToryMae]

"Once again, I'm disa-damn-pointed.This freaking mascara is like a metaphor for my life!"

XD XD XD

[mdet0rres]

sexy curves isn't that bad. but LOL i love your vids.

[catchmejonas]

Question: Do you kiss Soundlyawake with that sailors mouth of yours?

[icyclough]

if i could get a personality transplant from anyone in the world....i'd pick yours.....because iloveyou...xxx ;)

[awoz]

you put a smile on my face every day :)

[ClaytonFTW]

HAHAHA Oh my god your fucking hilarious... i laughed the whole time

[mrowr06]

lmao i laughed so hard. you're amazing