This Troper EP 69: Perverse Sexual Lust 2 (TV Tropes)

[JumpykangLC]

1:19

No no no

You did not just say that Hank Hill is attractive

What the actual hell Tv Tropers

[ironwomanVI]

Of course this would be episode 69....

[KaraMayonakaSora]

Three-tile erection what.

[TheRandomm4]

I know many of these tropers have some really messed fetishes and stuff. But many of the comments for this very video are really psychotic and disturbing.

[lynnej1970]

ppl are sick they really are and i have to share the air with them...

[AzureMagic]

WHAT DA FUCK HANK HILL? I understand Dale Gribble a little bit. But only because I'd swoon at a man who busts in his own kid's room dual wielding guns ready to shoot the shit out of the intruder.

[MylesMoore]

I fucking lost it when I saw Hank Hill...

[BluBoulzor]

LISA? HOT? HOLY SHIT SHE IS THE MOST ANNOYING AND UGLIEST CHARACTER I HAVE EVER SEEN! She is the only reason the Simpsons can be a boring show at time. That guy who likes short skirts is right. Sexy clothes are sexy. Harry Potter girls are okay too. Well their actresses. Disney popstars no fucking way. Sharks... FUCKING SHARKS??? Holy shit.

[TwinGuinep]

0:01, second comment above the highlighted one.

People being turned on by cartoons is weird enough, but...Dr. Doofenshmirtz? Are you fucking kidding me?

Then again, I don't really think some of these Tropers qualify as people.

[PlankofWood1]

1:20 is bullshit because they didn't mention that they considered propane to be the sexiest of all commercial gases.

[momoandmiz]

C3PO? HK-47? WHAT?

[DragonitePrincess]

That Hank Hill voice is perfect.

[SpelKille]

mmmmm gardevoir my one and only waifu~

[CalVersion1]

Did somebody just admit to being attracted to a huge, hulking sloth beast whose whole gimmick is that he's disgustingly lazy?

[KudistosMegistos]

Years of exposure to sickfuckery means that the thing that appalled me the most about this video is that the first faggot doesn't realise that high IQ scores are much easier to get as a child than as an adult. I don't care that he's a paedophile, but his lack of knowledge of how IQ tests work really bothers me.

[osamabinmakinmecrazy]

2:51 What the fuck?!

[monkyyy0]

sometimes i wonder if this site (and others like it, 4chan) if people just what to be insane? monsters?bad? evil? pathetic? etc.? maybe as some mental disorder for a need to be broken?

[obach16]

All these chucklefucks need to be thrown in the asylum.

[EmperorOfLols]

THIS IS THE REASON TWILIGHT WAS INVENTED PEOPLE!!! THIS SICK MOTHERFUCKERS ARE WHAT THE 90% FANBASE IS MADE. The rest 10% however are the fanfiction writers that are just jealous that the fanfiction that is Twilight slipped the editors

[blacktigerpaw1]

@EmperorOfLols There's worse things than Twilight.

[JohnMooreification]

2:30 Okay, that's my favourite bit in all 100+ episodes. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, for one, but the guy's voice is just perfect.

[Chiznitz]

0:21 - TLDR

[Jannto]

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET HANK HILLS VOICE ACTOR FROM

[twilitking2727]

And now there is an entire sub-site for it.

[MiRyRE]

I want to die.

[WorldChampion1]

lol 69

[boitahaki]

lol there is no character that is not the "fetish"of some fucked up troper

[Jyagos1]

@EponymousKid I want to rep you but you have 40 reps already. That's Hank's age so...

[Szgerle]

guyleaningawayfromcomputer.jpe­g

[Mesarphelous]

There's nothing wrong with jerking off to cartoon chicks as long as they have huge titties and aren't furries. Really.

[blacktigerpaw1]

@Mesarphelous Uhhh....

[Mesarphelous]

@blacktigerpaw1 Prove me wrong.

[blacktigerpaw1]

@Mesarphelous LOLZ

[Mesarphelous]

@blacktigerpaw1 If you wouldn't jerk it to Mai Shiranui, you're gay.

[blacktigerpaw1]

@Mesarphelous OH NOEZ.

[KudistosMegistos]

@Mesarphelous

Unfortunately, most of the cartoon chicks named in this video don't have huge titties and are furries

[Mesarphelous]

@KudistosMegistos FOREVER ALONE

[pwninator345]

...Well at least they admit they are perverts.

[HelloPancakes]

The Hank Hill voice was perfect.

[DrBreakfastMachine]

I would troll these pages, but I'm pretty sure anything I could make up would be more tame than the honest posts.

[pHr33kAcHu]

What in the fuck is wrong with that site!?

[EponymousKid]

@pHr33kAcHu It's on the internet, and as such attracts the dregs of humanity. Duh.

[pHr33kAcHu]

@EponymousKid Aren't you that troper from one of those videos!? LMAO!!!

[EponymousKid]

@pHr33kAcHu I've actually been in two, but both of those are based on stuff that I wrote over three years ago; I like to think I'm a different person now.

[pHr33kAcHu]

@EponymousKid I'd like to think you posted embarassing stuff on TVTropes. The Internet never forgets. But whatever. Internet.

[EponymousKid]

@pHr33kAcHu Eh, I guess you're right. I was an idiot, I shouldn't be trying to justify myself.

[YoIAmPhone]

Wakko has an accent?

[StrongIntelligent]

@YoIAmPhone He's a scouuuseeee

[KudistosMegistos]

@StrongIntelligent

It's the worst scouse accent in history

[StrongIntelligent]

@KudistosMegistos I heard the voice actor was trying to do a ringo impression

[blacktigerpaw1]

Oh heavens. What a bunch of sick fucks.

This is why I hate the Internet...and my generation.

[BetaSolution]

Why didn't you have someone voice-act the Dale Gribble part? It woulda been PERFECTO.avi

(Protip: Put xjzN-mjn2po after ?v= in any youtube vid.)

[Dipstikk]

I PASTED GOOGLY EYES ON MY PENIS AND NOW I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MY PENIS

[MisterSnig]

Okay. That "chamber of secrets" line was actually kinda funny.

[AwsomeFox888]

Momo! that's one sexy monkey bat! XD rofl

[RockmanVX]

And now the PSL Troper Tales has been purged.  The size was getting a little out of control though.

[RockmanVX]

I made it in at 3:04. I still have that Gardevoir. Gozen-sama, I choose you!

[GameOverthinkerFan7]

I...what...I don't even...

My brain feels like it's on fire.

This is why I tend to stay away from 100%-subjective tropes like this. And Troper Tales pages period. Holy crap.

[Martinntoxx]

1:19 fake and gay,nobody likes king of the hill

[doctorman1000]

@Martinntoxx I like king of the hill, but how the hell can have the hots for hank?

I wonder if some of these are fake. Seriously, momon the batmonkey?

[Martinntoxx]

@doctorman1000 I agree with the part where you wonder if some of those are fake.

Nobody is THAT mentally insane to actually mean it.

Or are they?

*Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN*

[FurryAR]

I don't put anything past Tropers, but I have wonder sometimes if many of these are intentional troll bait building on honest creepiness until it becomes a sick comedy.

[angryCandies]

@PikachuyProd It makes me sad when someone finds it more reasonable to be attracted to prepubescent anime girls and cartoon AND real animals before adult human(a be it cartoon) males. I mean, I definitely would laugh at anyone with a hankering for Hank and I believe it still deserves to be on here but, still.

[inferno232]

OBSERVATION: The meat-bag who is interested in copulating with the HK-47 unit should be shot, preferably at a long distance. Stupid meat-bags, attempting to mate with anything they see.

[TextheBored]

I'll tell you hwat, that boy who likes Hank Hill just ain't right.

[Tint301]

What a bunch of degenerates.

[GizmoGardenia]

BWAAAAHAAAHAHAH

[tomeoffinland]

God damn this entire thing gave me a shiver up my spine. Not in the good way. Fucking tropers, man.

[Garlannd]

That gnome guy killed my midget fetish.

[fslpoon]

I'm too desensitized by this series to be fazed by random cartoon/animu fetishes. Goggs, bring us would-be serial killers and wusses who claimed to have PTSD after some school bully called him names instead.

[TheTimeConsumer916]

Very...very...tight.

[GreatNegus]

The more I watch these, the more I die on the inside.

[Cerealbowl36]

I was astonished that you missed Lisa Simpson in the first one.

[POOPTURTLE]

"Momo. That's one sexy monkey bat."

Shine on, you crazy diamonds.

[graves47]

ugggghhhhhhh

[harknessemulator]

Hank Hill? Well, if you've got a sounding fetish, has he got the tightest hole..

[speyeker]

It's amazing what a life completely devoid of sex will do to you.

[EponymousKid]

A few of the non-highlighted examples here are REALLY bad. At one point someone says they're turned on by a Lego figure. And then the guy below them comments on her Lego tits.

Conversely, a couple (like the guy who's into Jessica Rabbit or the one who likes Meg from Hercules) aren't all that unusual. I still don't see the need to dish about what gets you hot, but whatever.

[Krauserowns]

Disgusting meatbag.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@Krauserowns Hahhah yeah, goddamnit HK47

[GenericSteve764]

Claus? Thanks for ruining my favourite game.

[SomethingRules]

"Are you a troper?"

"What? No! I sell propane!"

[Protectorett]

This video features confirmed beastiality enthusiasts and necrophiliacs. Good job Tropers.

[889654]

It was only a matter of time before Zim made his way into this series.

On a side note, the number in this episode is 69 XD

[Sigerick]

@889654

WHAT AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE

[Moondogg22]

This shit is like a brutal car accident on the highway, my God is it ever grisly but it always succeeds at slowing you down so you can gawk at the humanity before getting back to business.

[CenturionRyan]

Lisa Simpsons is 8 years old, you sick fuck.

[polymphus]

Dammit troper. That just aint right.

[HarlanPhoenixYT]

Still doing God's work.

[TacticoolOperator]

I love hank hill and I love this video!!!!!!!!

[Assasin2]

More and more I continue to wonder why I even visit TVTropes anymore. I make sure to stay far away from these pages, but just knowing they exist and that people think these are a good thing just haunts me while trying to enjoy an article.

[himethisisme]

That Hank Hill impression was awesome. Kudos for that.

[Delcat42]

I could never really figure out the difference between Fetish Fuel Troper Tales and Perverse Sexual Lust Troper Tales. Apparently it's the difference between running the fuck away from these people and being able to break the land speed record while doing so.

Seriously, I'm not clutching any pearls here, I've had my fandom crushes too, but fuck in a bucket when does it start sounding like a good idea to tell the entire world that you want to bang little kids, fictional or no?

[TheNotoriousMC2]

@Delcat42 Fetish Fuel is an excuse to sperg about specific kinks, PSL is about characters.

[EbolaZidane]

I almost had to click away during the shark bit. Jesus Christ.

[samuraikarasu]

My eyes just shot open when it got to the novel about fucking Pokemon girls. You can't just say "I know they're 11." You should realize they're 11 and then say "Oh I no longer want to fuck them because I am a real person and they are children."

[EponymousKid]

The sad thing is that there's no helping these people. They're beyond medicine, science cannot cure what they have.

Because getting off on weird stuff is one thing -- bragging about it online is another. It's as if they're literally missing the parts of the brain that regulate these things.

[Assasin2]

@EponymousKid Their really is no help for these people at all. I mean I'm sure a lot of people had a weird crush or two on a fictional character when they where younger, keyword being younger. But to still harbor sexual feeling for these characters AND to brag about how awesome it is on the internet? these people need to be put down so they don't taint the rest of humanity.

[Brainstrain]

I am less happy for having seen this. Much less

[AwkwardBatman]

Yup.

[PikachuyProd]

I understand Simba, the Pokemon girls, EVEN THE SHARKS... But Hank Hill?!

[EponymousKid]

>sexually attracted to Hank Hill. Because he wears glasses.

That ain't right.

[EbolaZidane]

@EponymousKid That's just asinine.

[TheNotoriousMC2]

@EponymousKid *sigh*.....yyyyup....

[Yurochka85]

@EponymousKid Bwaaaa!

[mastokeen]

@EponymousKid

These tropers ain't right

I'll tell you what.

[DrButler]

@mastokeen - Aspergers is clean burning and efficient.

[momoandmiz]

@EponymousKid

He's a totally kawaii pettanko desu

[Aettin]

How fucking long is that Pokemon one?

[Delcat42]

@Aettin If you pause and read it, it's pretty much half a page of BUT I'M NOT A PEDO REALLY and half a page of HERE ARE THINGS I WANT TO DO TO THESE UNDERAGE GIRLS, with a bonus mention of exactly how many game tiles a Pokemon erection would cover.

[Aettin]

@Delcat42 It's the part where it keeps going off the bottom of the page that really worries me.

[CaptainHusky]

How is it even possible to grip at reality so poorly with such feverish hands.

[sqwrrlta31stest]

For this troper, it's Rusty Shackleford.

[OckSlayer]

I say to the girl turned on by sharks: Go for it.

[inferno232]

@OckSlayer I feel bad for the shark. It'd NEVER get rid of the taste.