Secrets of Morrowind (a spoof wildlife film)

[MrOskarthebest]

Whats the name of the song which is playing in the beginning of tha video?

[WhatIsThisWizardry]

I'm not sure why this exists but I'm so, so very happy that it does.

[Mebegee64]

Your guy looks like sugar lips lol

[SALordBaxter]

morrowind owns.

[abcmikke]

Lol your voice makes me feel like I'm watching animal planet.

[madcap2x]

lol khajiit walk so funny in this one

[Wayavas1337]

how did you achieve such godlike stats? you say something about arcane power but i wish you were more specific....umm i am a morrowind noob i never got past level 7.....by the way your video is very very fun

[shastantex]

@Wayavas1337 Cheats, probably

[Vermenigvuldiging]

This is my favorite Morrowind vid :D

[Twistedmihailo]

Superb narration, both in script and delivery.

[Assassinrocks23]

this is morrowind? wow way diff from oblivion

[mBrajan]

amazing! the narration and voice talent is fantastic :D

[iOblivionIV]

you should re-name this video to david attenborough plays morrowind

hahaha!!!

[Hipnopotamus91]

Favorite part at 5:01

[JohnFonts]

awesome voice dude!

[SwedishBerzerker]

Interesting... And yes, that did look a bit unpleasant xD

[BrainBurnStudios]

Sorry for a noob question but what is this place?

[shastantex]

@BrainBurnStudios Gnisis and Caldera.

[colston38]

did i just watch a docomentry

[bhrmaximo]

4:00 YOU N'WAH!

[hiryuumage]

So many great lines, and delivered so well. xD

[dabestmanable]

that is awesome!

[1pampi1]

what village are you in? which silt strider could I use to get there?

[CeeLord76]

amazing XD

you should have followed the flying body though, with a levitation spell, to see how high it would climb!

[TheVilniusNews]

i think u hadget in real life cuz voice :D

[Zoney1]

Very few voices can sound scientific whilst saying "And here, we have another floaty person". Well done.

[brokeanddrive]

Jesus orc.

[bobmarleyt3]

4:00 N'WAH

[klootzak37]

the water looks so detailed how do you do that?

[ameridat]

Your narrator is fantastic.

[Shodex4]

Mating signal. :D

[UnclePutte]

... ah, science. And the depths we go for it.

[nutmonkey9]

If you guys want to know how to make 300k or so gp,maybe more,message me.

[TheDrBreakDown]

You n'wah! lol

[Wollweepop]

lol lol

*attacks person*

*lots of people run after*

"Yes, we have lots of volunteers for the experiment"

and

"see how the legs are opening and closing, it must be a mating symbol" XD

[Demiurge22]

ROFL!! You have the perfect voice for a documentary lol!

[Kaexis]

Does it need to be a Khajit? because im trying it not as a khajit but all they are doing is stopping swimming.

[ninjahinda]

I love your video your voice is perfect for this OMG i culdnt stop laughing

Im subscribin to your videos I absolutly love these way to take morrrowind into a different view

[ninjahinda]

I love your video your voice is perfect for this OMG i culdnt stop laughing

[JiubSkittlez]

I love this game. Oblivion was great too, but not as good. Fallout 3....also brilliant. And this video was HILARIOUS. great job

[therealsuperhobo]

Ah, I never did get that guy's pants back...

[libertydenied]

thats so monty python :D

[Unzaman]

Hajit - Nerevarin.... oh so sily

[CelicetheGreat]

Some sort of mating signal... in the sky. What a beautiful sight to see the mateship take place. Perhaps next time, dear viewers.

[zarteen]

The tone and accent in your voice makes this hilarious to watch. XD

I feel like I'm watching animal planet... only there seems to be less humping.

[darkamie616]

idfk why...but when you said "and here we have, another floaty person" i started laughing histarically....weird

[sugarface88]

having studied Morrowind extensively I can confidently claim that damage done in any individual hit is not dependent on ones actual weapon skill, rather the strength of the attacker, one must also take into account any weapons or magical effects involved.

[foxloverfreak]

you know what, i killed a mudcrab and a slaugtherfish, then i went to fight another monster. when i turned to cross the river, i saw them floating! i was like what the fuck? then i watch this and laughed, i guess its glitch. X3

anyway great film!

[nezuka1]

one of the funniest things i have ever watched

[KingJords360]

"And here we have another floaty person" lol

[bobscore35]

AHAHAHAHAHAH mating signal

genius

[Nightsyder]

"The ineptitude of the local police force"

lol with the orc guard running back and forward across the cliff.

[youkilledkenny45]

lol ''and here we have a number of happy volunteers''

[LikaLaruku]

I have seen some funny bugs, glitches, & conflicting mods in Elder Scrools games & this is deffinately one of the very coolest. I can't wait to try this out.

[KillThatEmoChild]

but it may be somekind of mating symbol XD

[vladahmad]

lol the walking is funny

[akebai]

And fave'd! By the way - Induced is an awesome word =D

[rossi1234511]

its gnisis

[Hoboburp]

I really enjoy this series hope new material is written to go along nicely with with the style of character thus far.

[adrian1372]

is it calbdura?

[Hoboburp]

Caldera you mean...

[ixhatexemos12]

dagoth ur is a little tart lol lol

[padasneg7]

hilarious

[riahgirl17]

lmao!

[rosscobacon]

lolage to the max

[Hazuki995]

morrowind is one of my all time favourites.

[EnterTheTwilight369]

Hahaha...

This video makes me laugh EVERY time !

:)

One thing that gets me, though, is how this video only has 16,000 views ?

It' s amazing :)

[OKaeporaGaeboraO]

4:00 you can hear a guy in the background

[KnightDrakonic]

i love ur vids, funny and factual. personally i think u should of named it "the floaty ppl", but thats just me.

[HannibalZeGreat]

Hilarious video, man. Good job and I love the narrating, very fitting.

[OblivionKnight457]

''some kind of mating signal'' lol

[Hoboburp]

they should definitely make some more video games like this one with this game engine. Don't get me wrong oblivion was a good too, but morrowind seems more relaxed and less daedra. Definitely should make a monkey island and elderscrolls game if you ever heard of monkey island.

[tapewolf]

Monkey Island? I'll have to play that again, it's been many years, maybe look at getting the remake. They don't seem to emulate EGA mode, though :(

Great though they are, SCUMM adventures are entirely scripted and pretty much unbreakable by the very nature of their design. Which doesn't really give much scope for screwing around with. (Aside from Legend of Kyrandia, but screwing with that ended all hope of winning the game)

[Hoboburp]

Monkey Island was a great series along side all those old games. You don't get games like those anymore. Oh yeah you should definitely make a new secrets of morrowind spoof nature video. Loved both the first and second one.

[4sostrander]

@Hoboburp Eh hahaha. They're the same fricking engine. Learn to play? Morrowind and Oblivion are both created from the Embryo engine.

[Hoboburp]

@4sostrander Yeah I know they are both the same engine... For me it's more about how the story of the game is... dont get me wrong gameplay with graphics is good... but if the story isn't great well that can make or break the game...

[Nathan5763]

@Hoboburp fallout 3 man

[Hoboburp]

@Nathan5763 Fallout 3 had good gameplay the story was good too (with room for improvement), could've used a little mrroe work though and he characters could've been a little more varied but other then that it was a fine game...

[Nathan5763]

@Hoboburp Well fallout 3 had better content than oblivion. Random dead npcs had notes on them about killing them selfs, the 'dungeons' weren't randomly generated, the people looked real, random quest encounters while traveling. You get my point. I still like oblivion more but I think it's safe to assume bethesda will add the improvement's from fallout 3 into TES V.

[Hoboburp]

@Nathan5763 Yeah I get what you mean... there were some useful elements in Fallout 3 that Oblivion did not have... I hope thaey use these features in TESV when it comes out... now this would be a wild guess but I'm guessing TESV comes out next fall... not this fall because of Fallout New Vegas.

[xxAtlantianKnightxx]

Music from Daggerfall in the beggining..

Man I will not forget this game..

[khillmee]

look 4:50 it look like the ORC souls is taken by GOD wow he is lucky orc to go in heaven

[Annowerroc]

"The other Dagoth Ur... some jumped-up little tart who thinks he can rebuild the Numidium!"

LOL!!

[SuperNoobslayer]

i found a flouty person but on the ground not water :P i dround him then save turn off the game load and then hes there and if you leave the sell he disiperrs...

[bigc1494]

hahah matin signal

[bigc1494]

the local populus attempts unsuccefully to exucute dagoth ur

[SynapticBoomstick]

The voice-over really makes this clip what it is :-p, a fun watch for anyone familiar with Morrowind and all of its little secrets.

[suckmypokecock]

Nice one attenborough

[GMRDUI]

You have perhaps the sexiest British accent I've ever heard

[Goldensword2]

lol mating signal

[xIxAMxCANADIANx]

LOL AT 0:18

[6buulu9]

wow... you sound so cool :D you should do more videos like these... they are hilarious! good work... thumbs up an five stars!

[6buulu9]

whos voice is that :D

[tapewolf]

Mine.

[Neo712]

Lol. Morrowind Monty Python.

[lorkhanindomitable]

nice vid. oh yeah thanks for doing the dmfa videos, cuz now i read the comic

[AllExhalesAllMetal]

he looks so funny when running hahaha

[vVeilv]

XDXDXD at 0:18 it looks like he has a PENIS XDXDXD

[MrJST87]

5 stars

[killerobotman2oo7]

funniest thing ever!

[Salvadroid]

lol rofl mating signal.

[TheDarkVII]

I laughed so much I burst an ulcer in my mouith!

[missemilyliz11]

Nice.

[forlornfoghorn]

floaty people ha... Great video.

[DownWithFargoth]

Brilliant idea! I was laughing until my stomach hurt. XD

Your voice is perfect for narrating wildlife documentaries.

[Scortaber]

yeah i know!

[deathfromswinoujscie]

it' so strange... I watch it over and over again. It always makes me happy... I love it...

[JonasIsdiaNeravar]

love it!!! second best morrowind film I've seen!!

[bobmarleyt3]

roflmfao

[NaruSakuFTW227]

lmao floaty person also MATING SIGNAL LMAO

[Hamletdood]

lol a mating signal!

[NectarineWindow]

absolutely fantastic and hilarious. I echo everyone-- you need to be an actual narrator

[SkateyRaiden]

You have the most amazing sense of humour and voice ever! I

[1925141428224]

lol, hilarous xD

[GidaveAndrethi]

Amazing idea, amazing success, amazing video.

[DogSoldierFury]

will this work with GOTY ed? 5/5

[tapewolf]

Yes, that's what I used. I installed the latest patches, but not Tribunal or Bloodmoon. As long as you stick with the original game, it should work.

Since disk space is plentiful these days, you may as well install the game twice so that you can have it with Bloodmoon and keep the other copy without.

[CartmanLandZ]

i loled so hard, u got some talent

[Knightofskull]

I really enjoyed this. Love the "floaty person" line.

[redemption136]

haha! This is awesome. love your voice

[Valyria]

lmao weird o.o;

[pocholo66]

cheat

[tapewolf]

I think you may have missed the point of the video.

[VollMondFurz]

he is taken a Cheat !!!! NIX BESONDERES!

[mefistotelis]

Great video and voice; you must be professional voice actor.

Had lot of fun watching it; thank you.

[tapewolf]

Thanks. I have done a bit of amateur voice-acting (e.g. the 'Recipe for Disasters' videos), but no professional stuff.

I did try to copy Sir David Attenborough's mannerisms here though - it was inspired by his 'The Life of Birds' series.

[aerosmith425]

oh no way! thats your voice?? thats amazing! you really need to take up a job in this then, maybe radio host or something, your voice is god!

[ARMzRocLove]

*punch* (runs away)

"And now, here we have- a happy number of volunteers"

[cdr248]

great vid i need to try this

[Glavenopolis]

Awesome voice-over. Great Vid.

[ordrealphabetix]

Did you ever try jumping on a floaty person? or following them with levitation?

[Crushilista]

Nothing short of a meteor strike would be able to kill him. Lol

[cheerhottie9966]

how you jump so high

[tapewolf]

setathletics 150

[Colintabulous]

plaer-> serathletics 150

the payer part is important

[VollMondFurz]

this is a Cheat

[tapewolf]

If you mean the film, no. The whole thing is completely reproducable with the right version of Morrowind - there is no trick editing here.

If you mean the character, then yes. The effect only happens when you have millions of hand-to-hand points, which requires cheating.

[northwindbrat]

"Of course, this is quite unpleasant for the floating people. As you can see, they are now dead."

XDDDD

Spectacular and well done. I salute your persistence in playing the game and prying the secrets out of its fingers. You probably got called N'wah just over 67, 451 times.

[H4Z4RD5]

Floating guard goes up, A woman from the opposite shore shouts "N'WAH!" quite angrily, so it appears that the floaty people are not well respected, and racism has ensued

[pivotmyster]

nice narrator voice, pro documentary. i wish they had some of the videos from youtube on foxtel, for e.g. funny documentary like this

[jeejaestitches]

very enjoyable to watch.

[xxredlifexx]

is that how you really talk?

[EmpKazbar]

Spectacular voice acting

[wwwwolf]

Also, I've seen the "momentarily alive" glitch in many games, notably almost *all the time* in Neverwinter Nights. (Also saw one cute "stuffed wolf" in Oblivion. =) Many game engines seem to presume characters are alive unless they aren't (in NWN, you create visible corpses with "instant death" effect onspawn)... and some game engines just optomatotimifyise!!!1! the updates so that the stuff occurs as late as possible, i.e., when the player first sees the character. Which is often way too late.

[wwwwolf]

I wonder what's the real reason for the floating. I experienced similar effect in Tomb Raider Anniversary today where I landed in a place with virtually no leg room; game lost player control, kept floating Lara up, and when I opened up menu after a while, the physics returned with splatty results =) (Though I suspect this is just the usual "push the character up until they're not blocked by the scenery" behaviour.)

[Incogneatus]

The local inhabitants of Caldera are extremely shy creatures.

Perhaps the floating denizens of Gnisis might have some Netch ancestry since floating seems to be some sort of defense mechanism to protect their unconsious bodies from carniverous predators. In the name of science we must research this adaptation of the indigenous people.

Excellent work, Dr. Pettersohn.

[AsAmIaM84]

is this real? can you do it on xbox?

[tapewolf]

It's real. You need the right build of the program, and you need to cheat. If you can bring up the command console and enter the appropriate commands to set his hand-to-hand combat to 1000000, you can probably do it.

Assuming they haven't fixed the bug in your version. It can't be done in Bloodmoon, I don't know if it works with just Tribunal installed.

[gaddmanrules]

Upon seeing the inventory interface, i wonder why they didn't use the same interface on the X-box game, instaid of multiple screens, expecially as my copy has an annoying habbit of occasionally crashing when moving between inventory screens.

[shasaki1]

ROFL

[starwarsguy9]

Nice, but that's not Dagoth Ur, and, you pronounced the name wrong, it's RRR. Not OOR.

Dagoth Ur's voice is deeper and cooler XD.

[Issil666]

Hehe awesome, 5/5

[Zkenrzttan]

best morrowind movie ever

[D4hk1LL4H]

xD everyone in town diez... WTF

[GeekingForJesus]

He's going up to Heaven...

[OmegaPinguin]

but not very fast ;)

[GeekingForJesus]

lol

[StinkyKnobcheese]

lol This is brilliantly done.

[catfang117]

Ummmmm do you have to get your marksmen skill up to actually be able to hit someone with an arow. cuz every time I shoot at someone, I see to have "hit them" because it says 'your crime has been reported,' but no health goes down.

[BrianBot1]

Just the act of attacking will get your crime reported even if it doesn't hit them, and yes you need to raise your marksman and agility to hit people more often.

[catfang117]

Love the music

[STAT1CAC3]

life changing

[4781582]

the guy was awsome! this video was FUNNY!

[scarfacealex]

good nariator an good film

[Zzhiraff]

классно

[Krensada]

This was awesome!

[hiryuumage]

Yeah, the narration is what really makes this. Excellent work!

[Andeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Can I hire you? AWESOME VOICE FOR THIS!!! OMG LEGEND!

[Lessthanbrett7]

haha fantastic voice acting man

[loriziell]

5:03 epic

[loriziell]

i want a floating orc tooo mooommaaaaa

[mightykingkon7]

"While it was not the purpose of this doccumentary to demonstrate the ineptitude of the local police force, it does so with remarkable effectiveness"

Lulz X3

[DanRollin]

Lmfao

"And here , we have , another floating person."

Epic !