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  • the comedian is soo much better than wolverine

  • This Dude looks like Freddie Mercury with a mask

  • pytko3 Anti-mutite. But yeah. He can be a dick.

  • "I lost my first love when she was raped...by me."

  • quagmire seems to have something in common with comedian

  • Wolverine is such a tool. Project X, the Canadian special forces, and especially the X-men. He needs to get a clue and realize that being a mutant is not a good thing. Especially when you waste your time fighting other mutants.

  • @pytko3 when you can't die WTF ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO be bored I GOT CLAWS

    ADAMANTUIM BONES AND I CAN'T DIE oh wait I'll just sit and watch Tv

  • Does alan moore like anything ?

    (Apologies to alan moore)

  • Lol I keep forgetting Wolverine is Canadian

  • They obviously didn't use Hugh Jackman as a model for that action figure. Ick.

  • @HannahsVideos36 He's SUPPOSED to be kinda ugly.

  • 1:40 And he doesn't kill his asian chicks.

  • @Ultramanmattia1 Correction: Asian chicks that he impregnated.

  • no haterz but i found x men boing after 30 mins alll of the films

  • watchmen was way better than wolverine origins

  • what does it mean to be a tool?

  • @SmashLiXs Regardless of what repercussions this will have from his fans, I don't give a shit.

    Look up a picture of Russell Brand and then watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Russell Brand's character in that is a tool. A tool is a worthless piece of shit man who thinks only of himself and is nothing more than a smarmy asshole, but he does all this somewhat passive-agressively.

  • @HentaiSamurai i don't watch r rated movies or use that kind of language or actually understand what you mean

  • @SmashLiXs From Urban Dictionary, Tool: One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used.

  • I don't hear anything.

  • I lost my first love when she got raped.... by mee

  • Oh my God Logan was only in the X-Men prequel for a literal 25 seconds lol

  • @racheybaby99 I think they mean Wolverines own movie which is all a prequel.

  • I dunno ethics? Not a psycho? Logan has had his moments, true he's not a rapist, but he's the last person who should talk ethics to Blake.

  • @Flam1nH0tCh33t0 Nah, I just forgot that little tid-bit from the Wolverine movie.

  • i love your vids!

  • 0:00 skip adds

    

  • Wait, Wolverine is a Canadian? I'm lost. xD

  • @TwilightFire Why he's canadian it's as simple as that.

  • "i lost my first love when she was raped. . . by me."

  • you know maybe you remind me of someone else.

    sabretooth right !!

    xD

    LIKE if u think its him !

  • "Maybe you remind me of someone else." Deadpool.

  • @sjjosten no sabretooth (in the origins film) deadpool never raped anybody but sabretooth almost raped a chick in the origins movie

  • @sjjosten No he was talking about Sabretooth here.

  • @sjjosten SABRETOOTH, Comic Genius.

  • @sjjosten

    that's exactly what i thought when he said that

  • why is it he writes 'with apologies to alan moore' only for the videos featuring watchmen ? he never apologizes to bob kane or stan lee......

  • @flamealchemist251 Who knows? It might be because Mr. Moore just doesn't like his creation being used without his consent. One video said that only one Watchmen movie was made in respect to Moore, and who knows how he feels about things like this.

  • @Zakurako Alan Moore does keep getting screwed over.

  • @flamealchemist251 He doesnt screw over stan lee or bob kane

  • I served my country ... and country below it.... America

    LOLOL

  • Hey I stell served my country and the country below it Amarica.

    HELL YEAH....A SUPERHERO FROM CANADA.AND ALBIRTA NO LESS!!!!(he is from Albirta right)

  • @ibrahimft13 Alberta** -.-

  • @totalmeltdown911 Yeah sorry:(I'm from Toronto so I don't how to spell it cuz will I ddon't leive there I gusse:/

  • "maybe you remind me of someone else"

    ummmm....hmmmm Sabretooth maybe?!?

  • xmen origins wolverine doesnt show how it started for him. it showed how bad an origin you actually could make about a character as bad-ass as wolverine.

    luckily, its nothing like canon

  • @NotOkayKids I'd have to die. Now who is he!

  • Who is Allen Moore?

  • @worstkindoffriend Go home.

  • @worstkindoffriend the creator of watchmen,the league of extraordinary gentleman

    and from hell he also did comic episodes of batman swamp thing superman spawn and many more

    look it up if ya dont believe me

  • Why aploges to Allen moore

  • @jeffreup There's the door. Leave now.

  • Lolz that's not being a comedian that's just being a tool XD gotta love how Wolvie made that sound!

  • where do u get all of ur watchmen action figs

  • The voices are the same oh gawd

  • @pumpkinwolf i know, i wasnt tryin to say that, it was just a stupid joke :)!

  • Maybe you remind me of someone else......... DEADPOOL!

  • @chasamalokin i think its sabertooth

  • @garamoth7 saber tooth is a mutant

  • @chasamalokin Deadpool isn't a rapist :(

  • @MrAngeloroque That's Ultimate Wolverine.

  • that wolverine figure is horrible

  • Sabertooth and Comedian have a lot in common, I wonder.......

  • the Comedian is such a pesimist

  • "you know blake you remind me of my self in your age exepct you

    know im a mutant, and i got etics and im not a pyschopat or a rapist...

    .......you know mybe you remind me of somebody else

    ROLF LOLLL LLOLL !!!!!

  • @TheLe953 Talking about Wolverine's counter part : Sabretooth

  • why the f, do you have so many action figures?

  • @TheFelza So that way he can make these videos.

  • you know maybe you remind me of someone else

  • "I fought for my country!...and the country below it!...America"

  • @D3VENSTATION Oh how all our canadian soldiers feel lol

  • I love how you apologise to Alan Moore after every video with one of his characters in it. Alan Moore does deserve an apology, from Warner Bros. and Zack Snyder

  • Wolverine is thinking of a another psychopath possible one who wears red spandex, a force feeds vegans meet.

  • lmao thats great

  • i love the comedian :D

    but there are no comics about the watchmen are there?

  • @muppelsuppenkasper The Watchmen was a series of graphic novels. Or in other words, a really long comic book.

  • @daricsoldar ok thank you :D

  • is wolverine in the end taking about the punisher or the the joker

  • @Auc41 i think it was deadpool

  • @Auc41 He's talking about Sabretooth.

  • no he's not a psycho he's a bad ass

  • for every saying wolverine IS a psycopath, wolverine attacks those who can actually fight back, while the comedian attacks ppl at peace rallies, he rape the love of his life, murdere a vietcong woman pregnant with his child, and shot JFK (intro in the watchmen movie)

  • I thought wolverine was a psyhcopath?

  • "And i'm not a psychopath"

    I might question that lol

  • Hmm. For whatever reason. I wanna see Wolverine and Batman

  • @TheMadPacX yes. so do I:)

  • When the Comedian says, ''I am what I am!'' it reminded me of what Popeye said when Olyve Oyl said that Popeye should be more sophisticated and cultured. ''I yam what I yam!''

  • "Oh, I can't wait to say what happens!! Wait, I know, you live to make 3 X-Men movies..."

  • Your whole movie is a flash back lol!!

  • I think you're a genius =)

  • You kinda remind me of myself...except, I'm a mutant. And I've got ethics. And I'm not a psychopath... Maybe you remind me of someone else... lol

  • @minervaminx1 Victor Creed!

  • where do you get these action fugures like hancock

  • I hate the comedian, but I liked Rorshach

  • i dont care wat anyone says watchmen was awesome and wolverine is kickass

  • " I lost my first love when she was raped..... by me. " LOL

  • On the last sentence - "Maybe you remind me of someone else..." SABRETOOTH! Or Deadpool.

  • lool "...when one of your main powers is not dying." love it . XD

  • watchmen was awesome :P

  • wolverine can die it is just hard but he cant age

  • y is he called The Comedian anyways?

  • @usernamebada42 well,o simple one,None of us will tell you at all.Me personally,I think he's a little funny.but comedy is not a key factor in his name.Watch and read.No,read then watch.

  • "You remind me of myself at your age.....except I'm a mutant, and I've got ethics and I'm not a psychopath....or a rapist....You know, maybe you remind me of someone else..." XD

  • @AsSeenOnTV0893 I think he reminds him of Deadpool XP

  • I can't wait to see what happened... oh wait you live to make 3 X-men movies!!

    LMFAO!

  • the comedian is awesome

  • I personally prefer "Watchmen" because "X-men Origins Wolverine" was too cheesy for me

  • I lost my first love when she was raped......by me.

    LOL

  • @Fettster777 ... not really...

  • Wolverine is a kids movie and my 12 year old loved it (I thought it was ok). Watchmen was an adult movie and I hope my 12 year old doesn't see it until she is... hmmm... older and board?

  • You died in the freakin trailer!

  • That was awsome! I love the bit at the end. "You remind me of my self, exept I'm a mutant, and I have ethics, and I'm not a psychopath....or a rapist"

  • Uh-oh, looks like it's past someone's bed time :(

  • It's funny cause lots of people don't READ Wolverine comics. The ones that are just about him? The whole idea of being the loneliest man in the world because you outlive all those that you love? Also the fact that he can't die eats away at him even though he kind of WANTS to die because he can't take going on the way it is anymore? He's a tortured soul who happens to be the perfect weapon that everyone needs. What keeps him going is the thing that people need him for, and he hates it.

  • Not to mention the fact that his entire life BEFORE becoming Weapon X was wiped from his mind. His love, his actual love for life. All of that gone and replaced by military tactics. Wolverine is a LOT like the Comedian because they both see how terrible life is. Something to think about for those who think he's all claws and gore. Which, is not Marvel's fault because nobody would get that in an action movie. Kind of like how no one got how Watchmen was a thinking movie advertised as action.

  • And then there's the argument about who is right in the end of the world scenario? Kill one to save a million, or kill a million to save more? It comes down to this: Who gives that one person the power to make that decision? If they decide they have the power, they are consumed by hubris and not in any position to make that call. No one life is worth more than another. They are all equally important. If you can't think of any other way to save humanity than by killing millions, you've failed.

  • @bladecircle That would've been more interesting if Marvel didn't keep doing it. Wolverine, Deadpool, Ghost Rider? Not only is invulnerability not very imaginative, it gets you off the hook for when the time comes to replace him with someone younger. At least at DC, the new Flashes, Robins and Green Lanterns all have their own personalities. In 50 years, Wolverine'll still be the exact same character, doing the exact same thing.

  • @PaperbackWizard this is very true. And I do not deny that. :D

  • @bladecircle I'm sorry, because I know what I'm going to say now is going to piss some people off, and this is very eloquent for 500 characters and I sort of feel bad mocking it, but I just have to say this ...

    "See also: Shadow the Hedgehog."

    *is shot to death by Wolverine fans*

  • @bladecircle But technically, he isn't 'Immortal'. Removal of the head would finish him.

  • @MagicalHobo1337 maybe; for all we know, thats there he starts the growing and regen proses. so maybe the body will die, and he'll sprout a new body... like... like a 'flower'. :D

  • @bladecircle Hulk killed Wolverine yo! :P

  • Eh, who cares about stuff like character development, emotional depth, or even a decent story (like we normally care about with every OTHER movie)? We just want/need EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

    An 18-wheeler spins out of control, and it's like... BRAWSH!!!

  • @bladecircle

    Sniff Sniff, that was beautiful

  • @bladecircle

    Not mention that healing factor doesn't negate pain, and that every time he retracts his claws the skin regenerates over the holes causing him to have to rip through his own flesh just to kick ass. Talk about a drawback.

  • @IronXuke Why doesn't he just shoots his face?

  • @bladecircle he could kill him self

  • @bladecircle And sadly, that's what was lacking from any and all parts of Wolverine Origins. Ah, well. I respect Wolverine a great deal and oddly enough, I think the 90s cartoon has told him way better than anything I've seen in the movies, although Bryan Singer does a great job with him.

  • @bladecircle He could just jump into  volcano.

  • @novaraiser= If he does, yo think he can take this ring I've been trying to get rid of?

  • did watchmen REALLY tank on its second weekend? it hought it did good for several weeks!

  • I think both movies were bad, Origin because I don't like X-men and Watchmen because (and this is purly personal prefrence) I prefer more Black and White storylines when it comes to my superheroes. Not rapistsor murderers, in other words.

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  • You can debate perceptions of right and wrong all you want, but rape and murder are sill going to be considered uncompromisingly wrong in my book. If that makes me small minded, so be it.

  • what if you raped and murdered hitler HUH!

  • It's not small-minded, Katrina. The Comedian was never meant to be a "hero" in this story. Actually, I'm pretty sure Alan Moore's point was that none of them really were. I don't think he believes in the concept of a Superman, a "big blue Boy Scout" who stands for truth, justice, and all that stuff. That's why Doctor Manhattan abandoned the world twice and the only two Watchmen who weren't outright murderers or psychopaths were whiny slinkers.

  • Watchman lack villin there's no f*cking bad guy in there.WTF!!!!

  • One of the Watchmen WAS the villain, Slade. Did you even watch it?

  • Villain? U kidding? He just saved the world from nuke war by using "requem" tatic which ofc he had to sacrifice few thousand lives but worth it.

    I think he wanted to use himself but if he did he need to die so he used Dr mantt(??) who is powerful enough to be a threat to the whole world plus the naked blue man can go live on another planet which means as long as he's alive the world will be united :)

  • Dude do u even understand the movie or u just watch for fun?

  • Oh, I get it. You're one of those cold-hearted "kill one to save a hundred, kill a thousand to save a million" types. Well guess what? Mass murder is still mass murder. Ozymandias wasn't a hero; he was a psychopath. Just because his logic would make him a hero on the planet Vulcan doesn't mean he wouldn't have been (rightly) torn to pieces on earth if any Reasonable person had ever found out what he did. Even Dick Cheney wouldn't defend him.

  • U want to know why he did it huh? OK i tell u!! Its because blue boy refuse to save the world.Ozymandias predicted that he will not save the world so he had to use his brain to try and save the world by himself.

    I think u should watch Code Geass then u might just understand why Ozymandias did it.But its up to u cause u rather watch the whole world die than kill just even one person to save it.Your the real evil guy here dude.

  • This is not some abstract concept, here, weighing one life against thousands; it's a simple morality issue. Who is Ozymandias to say that the millions (and in the movie it Was millions, not thousands like in the graphic novel) he killed were expendable? Alan Moore likes to posit doomsday scenarios in his stories, but the fact is, it's just another reason why you can't reduce human lives to weights and measures. There are moral absolutes, Slade. You can't be a robot about life and death.

  • Two camels and a tiny car!!!!!!

  • @Slade951

    Im totally with you man.

  • @PaperbackWizard

    So are you saying it would have been better if all of humanity died (not one spared). i dont no man, think about it, kill one to save a hundred or just watch as the hundred and one die. Cold hearted or not Ozzymandias saved the world. or tell me, would you rather be hated for what he did or just be dead like everyone else for not doing anything

  • Otto, I don't believe it would have happened. Like I said, Alan Moore likes his Doomsday scenarios, but they simply do not happen. However, if you want to stick to theory, the choice is between one person murdering millions at once or several people murdering millions at once. In that situation, there is no good. But Ozymandias himself contributed to the situation by driving away Doctor Manhattan in the first place. If Doc hadn't gone to Mars, then the world wouldn't have been in danger.

  • Beyond that, humanity simply isn't as self-destructive and in need of a "savior" as the comics suggest. Did we destroy ourselves during the Cold War? Have we had a single nuclear attack in the world since Nagasaki? Not even one; and it's because most of the world, terrorists notwithstanding, believes in goodness and virtue and NOT blowing us all to kingdom come. With apologies to Alan Moore, I think he spends too much time creating nightmares.

  • Thats a very good point, and well taken,

    But really, come on... if you had to choose beetween one, just one, or.... 1million dead.

  • I wouldn't be the one to push the button. And I'd call for the man who Did push the button to be tried. If a jury found him not guilty, then I'd leave it in God's hands.

  • Ok..I'll take your word for it.

  • The main difference is that The Comedian is an interesting character, while Wolverine is just action and lack of personality in human form......Yeah, I like Watchmen more

  • kinda funny!

  • what does it mean to be a tool?

  • Comedian:I can't wait to see what happens wait Iknow you live to make 3 x-men movies.

    Wolverine:Just what are trying to say?

    Comedian:Just that all my scenes in Watchman might be flashbacks, but your whole freaking movie is a flashback!

    lol another great vid

  • The end was so funny!XD "Ya know maybe you remind me of someone else." roflmao

  • If they made Watchmen completely faithful to the Graphic novel it would have been over 6 hours long. I always felt Watchmen did not need to be a movie and that it was perfect as it was. Still it was a way better movie than Wolverine's.

  • yup. agreed. but.....come on. you got a soft spot for Wolvie. Like everyone else. And prequels.

    But a 6 hr Watchmen flick? I'd have payed over a thousand dollars for that!

  • No I don't have a soft spot for prequels. Most of them suck. As for Wolverine he is overrated. I want nothing to with mutants since, they don't help make the world a better place in any way. All they do is fight super powered gang wars with other mutants. A perfect waste of Super Powers, especially Storm. She could change the world in so many ways with her power, she does nothing but waste it.

  • i never really thought about it like that. all they do is fight each other and all that.....

    i stand corrected.

  • Storm could have solved global warming.

  • I was thinking she could help end mass hunger by bringing badly needed rain to crops in parched areas of the world. Instead she chooses to waste her powers by fighting other mutants in pointless battles. Storm is one of the biggest wastes of superhuman potential in existence, and a perfect reason to turn against mutants at large.

  • Oddly enough, pytko3, that's sort of the point of the Watchmen series; not the "ending world hunger" part, but the "if superheroes were real, then what would it mean for the world" part.  If Storm were real, then I have no doubt she'd be doing exactly what you suggested. She did marry the Black Panther, after all, and became Queen of Africa, or something like that.

  • The point I was making was that mutants don't make the world a better place in any way. There isn't any real difference between the X-men or the Brotherhood in the core motives. The X-men thought , when , mutants were plentiful that, having a segregated area called Mutant Town where mutants were the majority, was progress and the opposite is true. Xavier wanted mutants and humans should coexist peacewfully together, not apart.

  • pytko3 there's one thing i have to argue with you on, the difference between the X-men and the Brotherhood is that the Brotherhood want to wage war against humans and wipe them out, believing they are superior to them. The X-Men want to coexist with them and try to avoid violence and such with humans.

  • Not once have I seen any of the X-men try to fulfill Xavier's dream, which is supposedily why they became a group in the first place. They don't even help young mutants control their powers to help them in the world. They teach these mutants to be future X-men by training them to fight other mutants, how noble a cause. These lying, pretentious, amoral ass-holes, don't make me want to cheer for them in any way. I was laughing my ass off when M-day stripped most of them of their powers.

  • @pytko3 it should have been an HBO mini series each chapter a one to two hour episode

  • watchmen was one of the best movies i've ever seen, and the Comedian's name is perfect in being ironic, him being the only proper comedy for a world as effed up as that one. while, xmen will always hold a dear place in my heart because it's from my childhood, watchmen is more profound for older audiences :) both equally amazing tho

  • Yeah, for a guy called the Comedian, he's not very funny.

  • 1:29  Um..... history together?!?!?!?

  • by me  lol

  • wow wolverine is right. the comedian did die in the trailer

  • The Comedian  fucking rocks..better than wolverine.!!!!!

  • ^_^