German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.
We shall give 'em licks, on the beaches, an the landing grounds an that, and then like, film it with our mobiles, big time, all the ladies sayin yeah, sayin yeah
I am an American teaching in England and am amazed at how rapidly the speech of young British people has evolved in the last five years. Nearly every sentence sounds like a question! When I point this out to my students they either don't see it or think I'm overreacting. So, yes, I certainly do get it and am so glad Armstrong and Miller got it too. See? I'm not mad! Delightful!
i'd love to know if any americans get this? if any yanks do watch this please comment wether you thought it was funny or totally random guy or some shit like that.... standard!
There are a few Americans (such as myself) that follow British culture - probably most of us get it :) I suspect other Americans might at least find it a bit funny even if they don't really get it entirely.
I'm a yank yeah. And I like got it and some shit. It was well funny. But I was stationed there and this and that for two years. We have similar problems here in the US with certain youths. All that self esteem crap and the resultant esteem-based upbringing has resulted in a whole generation of brain dead self-centered twats who think the universe revolves around their wants and desires. They cant seem to stomach constructive criticism either. The skit about the trousers was choice.
@n68188 That's so true. This is probably the least skilled and least hard working generation in American history. The future isn't looking very bright.
I'm an American who's been a fan of British humor since the Monty Python days. Long enough to understand a lot of the slang and references. I love the shows like HIGNFY, Mock the Week, 8 out of 10 Cats, The Peep Show, QI. When I attempt to share these shows with my friends they often just looked confused and say things like "I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about". lol
All my favorite comedians are UK's, Frankie Boyle, Dara o'Brien, David Carr, David Mitchell. Thanks for sharing.
I follow English football pretty closely and hang out at a club's fansite (which is where I first learnt of these), so "British" humour is something to which I'm exposed pretty much every day.
I can't say that I get it entirely, but the juxtapositions and random interjections are hilarious to any speaker of the language, and some of it is modified imported Americanisms ("That's, like, so not what you need in your life right now"/"Talk to the guns, 'cos the cockpit ain't list'nin!" etc.). LOLz
I get that it is well-educated RAF guys talking chav. But this would be mostly inside humo(u)r and I don't think most would get it, just as it would be difficult for you guys to discern the different American accents and the implications thereof... There have been skits in America deriving laughs from this very situation (unexpected accents), so it doesn't reflect on the general ability to get a good joke :)
You're right, it's easy to see that it's upper class men speaking in low-class slang. I guess what I meant is that I think it's funny, too, but I suspect I would derive a bit more laughs/gratification from the mockery if I were faced with this particular uneducated manner of speech every day.
its not inside humour, its just 1920s guys talking modern slang, like, and thats well funny man, cause those two are, like, all chill and some shit like that.
how the can you say im copping you dont know me and people no nothing about the youth of today they see someone gets stabbed in the news and immediatly its a 15 year old who did it the media is blowing this shit way out there and blaming people who aren't always responsible giving us a bad name so take your head out of your ass cos adults aren't that great either
One word... ASBO. Not a common occurance in the so called good ole days. Try reading a book or two and maybe let some old geezer bore you to death with a few stories from back in the day, you might actually learn something.
you've got me completely wrong im not one of these brain dead kids portrayed here im not saying im a genius but im not a twat either im just trying to help people see that there are more to kids than just pricks who steal bikes from outside a bus station im not sure about the kids where you live they may be retards just try lookin around or going to a youth centre or something
Why would anyone have positive views of the youth of today? Hmm lets compare. In one corner, the children of the depression who defeated fascism in a war which caused more deaths than all other wars combined. Oh yeah and they didn't try to puss out half way into it. In the other corner, marshmallow's who's only claim to fame is a disturbing mastery of mindless cell text and instant message conversation, and a chronic tendency to sit on ass and play video games all day. Even Gen. X was better.
people can have negative views of the youth in general but when people take it out on individuals who do dont stab people deal drugs and get involved in major crime its just unfair and tbh i dont care cos your just a retard who follows the sheep maybe you should try jump off a cliff with the rest of your ignorant followers or you can try and see some youth for yourself and see that some are as bad as they say and also see that some arent
God. Get over yourself. I don't know what you were like when young, but just because you didn't have Paris Hilton in magazines to talk about nauseatingly doesn't make you a better person than us.
this is him like, bang yeah,this is me like bang bang,yeah.then he's all like ratattaatt,then I'm like talk to the gun cos the cockpit ain't listening.
For someone who is ex-RAF this is hilarious..especially as I am now a teacher of 16-18 year olds...talk about a great combo! Hardy Har Har and this and that.
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wwwtotalitaerde 3 months ago
Is it just me that recognizes the song at the start is in fallout 3?
ProfessorMetal123 4 months ago
@ProfessorMetal123 Yeah, it's in Fallout 3. :)
TheLethalDwarf 1 month ago
Talk to the gun coz the cockpit aint listening
marshieATC 5 months ago
fallout music. only adds to the awesomness.
Richierua 7 months ago
"Talk to the gun because the cock pit aint listening"
F***ing Hallarious!
byzzy624 10 months ago
Even the newspaper he is reading is genuine from the time. Daily Mirror August 16th 1940. It is the big 144 that gives it away on the front.
corek1949 1 year ago
you forgot peep show and mitchell and webb look xD
wattapassa 1 year ago 4
the song reminds me of fallout? hehe
UndeadXeno 1 year ago 18
inbetweeners monty python blackadder armstrong and miller
sbudd2 1 year ago
saw them live last night funny as f
THUNDERCHUNK66 1 year ago
isnt that the song on fallout 3?
spartanses 1 year ago
@spartanses Yes :D
taggy1993 1 year ago
@spartanses For real. It's like, one of the tunes Three Dog plays on that radio station and shit, yeah?
Vodnik70 1 year ago 5
@Vodnik70 Standard.
spartanses 1 year ago
For real.
angloyank 1 year ago
The most genteel chavs in the world. :)
IdleSwineProductions 1 year ago
all the ladies say yeah!
mesticoprincesa 1 year ago 3
go winni, go winni AHAHA
xylanfanxxx 1 year ago 4
Omg this is hilarious :D
AllThingsNice98 2 years ago 7
LOL
Letasiful 2 years ago
Old music is the best! Go Winnie!
AirsoftAces 2 years ago 3
film it on our mobiles big time xD
saintjimmmey101 2 years ago
this song in the background is on fallout 3
and it drives me crazy :P
alvapossie9999 2 years ago 7
yeah! thats the 1st thing i heard & i cant get it out of my head!
BaconNerd 2 years ago
i loved that song
oh the good times walking around sewer tunnels fucking up mirelurks singing to these old tunes
DementedBoosh 2 years ago
What about the ghouls? It's much more satisfying to blow THEIR heads off
OblivionPlayer5 2 years ago
Just about to say that. :D
it's a great tune though.
DanVielwerth 2 years ago
These guys are so funny :D
masterplan13 2 years ago
LOOL
We shall give 'em licks, on the beaches, an the landing grounds an that, and then like, film it with our mobiles, big time, all the ladies sayin yeah, sayin yeah
Go Winnie, Go Winnie, Go Winnie!
That is well funny man!
mrbeanaswell 2 years ago
fallout 3 music aswell!
ollie1515 2 years ago 2
go winnie!
go winnie!
frenchstudentA 2 years ago
Lol the music is off fallout 3 xD
Toddsweeney 2 years ago 2
haha yeah, but fallout took the music after they did lol :P
MrWooooooo 2 years ago
"And I was like talk to the guns cause the cockpit ain't listening"
hahah i love these guys ^^
sparxy106 2 years ago 2
3 reasons i love british comedy: Monty Python, Blackadder, and Armstrong and Miller!!!
mmgringoire2 2 years ago 51
You forgot Rowan Atkinson!
GangsterJawa 2 years ago
True i should have been more specific since Rowan is what made Blackadder great. Rowan is hysterical.
mmgringoire2 2 years ago
@mmgringoire2 you missed out the inbetweeners.
supereddie789 1 year ago
@mmgringoire2 Harry.......Enfield......hint hint
Footrockofdoom 7 months ago
really bad racists, innit. lol
BMIFreak123 2 years ago
"you must be stressed out big time" lol
EcirpWehttam 2 years ago
the song in the back gorund is on fallout 3. can't remember what its called but it deffinatly is
lolmanunlimited 2 years ago 3
talk to the gun cuz the cotpit ain't listening LOL !
calomontt 2 years ago 3
i've great respect for the RAF this is good comedy no disrespect or anything just comedy and shit
oldstuffandcollect 2 years ago 2
Random Trivia Fact of the Day:
The music at the beginning of this is also in Fallout 3
wizarrd1 2 years ago 7
Brilliant trivia. Thanks.
crashtv 2 years ago
Isn't it?
singedrac 2 years ago
I am an American teaching in England and am amazed at how rapidly the speech of young British people has evolved in the last five years. Nearly every sentence sounds like a question! When I point this out to my students they either don't see it or think I'm overreacting. So, yes, I certainly do get it and am so glad Armstrong and Miller got it too. See? I'm not mad! Delightful!
AccidentalTouristN 2 years ago 4
Standard.
flygweilo 2 years ago 2
Damn...sounds like a lot of this is gleaned from Calispeak (?) Where every sentence is a question(?) And I go....and he goes...
Ugh....doesn't anyone pay attention in grammar class anymore, and shit?
lcozzarelli 2 years ago
isn't tho
AlphaRex1000 2 years ago
go whinny!
LeopardPrintPumps 2 years ago
And this is me, like bang bang, yeah?
Survivorwarriorgirl 2 years ago
i'd love to know if any americans get this? if any yanks do watch this please comment wether you thought it was funny or totally random guy or some shit like that.... standard!
crewe99 2 years ago 3
I'm Australian and quite surprised that I get this, and find it very amusing. My fav is the 5th sketch.
Ninjanium 2 years ago
There are a few Americans (such as myself) that follow British culture - probably most of us get it :) I suspect other Americans might at least find it a bit funny even if they don't really get it entirely.
pgunn01 2 years ago
I am American and it brought the lulz. :D
Lahz 2 years ago
I'm Canadian, and I get it! Hilarious, quite frankly. Heeeeee.
CCNuck 2 years ago
I'm a yank yeah. And I like got it and some shit. It was well funny. But I was stationed there and this and that for two years. We have similar problems here in the US with certain youths. All that self esteem crap and the resultant esteem-based upbringing has resulted in a whole generation of brain dead self-centered twats who think the universe revolves around their wants and desires. They cant seem to stomach constructive criticism either. The skit about the trousers was choice.
n68188 2 years ago 103
I'm not a yank and shit. So I obviously get it and some shit like that. But your comment was just brilliant and crap
wizarrd1 2 years ago
@n68188 Isn't it?
Mesterse 1 year ago 5
@Mesterse isn't it though
thepigofhappiness 1 year ago
@n68188
so true
Deanocfc 1 year ago
@n68188
Shut up you american bellend.
de4dce11 1 year ago
@n68188 That's so true. This is probably the least skilled and least hard working generation in American history. The future isn't looking very bright.
jhop9898 6 months ago
I'm an American who's been a fan of British humor since the Monty Python days. Long enough to understand a lot of the slang and references. I love the shows like HIGNFY, Mock the Week, 8 out of 10 Cats, The Peep Show, QI. When I attempt to share these shows with my friends they often just looked confused and say things like "I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about". lol
All my favorite comedians are UK's, Frankie Boyle, Dara o'Brien, David Carr, David Mitchell. Thanks for sharing.
tonemenolc 2 years ago 3
I follow English football pretty closely and hang out at a club's fansite (which is where I first learnt of these), so "British" humour is something to which I'm exposed pretty much every day.
I can't say that I get it entirely, but the juxtapositions and random interjections are hilarious to any speaker of the language, and some of it is modified imported Americanisms ("That's, like, so not what you need in your life right now"/"Talk to the guns, 'cos the cockpit ain't list'nin!" etc.). LOLz
NebulizerChi 2 years ago
I'm American, and this recurring bit is kinda brilliant. Hilarious contrast with the culture of "their finest hour"
Not sure what the American rough equivalent would be, although we have the disappointing contemporary slang talk/thought.
sonever1 2 years ago
I get that it is well-educated RAF guys talking chav. But this would be mostly inside humo(u)r and I don't think most would get it, just as it would be difficult for you guys to discern the different American accents and the implications thereof... There have been skits in America deriving laughs from this very situation (unexpected accents), so it doesn't reflect on the general ability to get a good joke :)
lcozzarelli 2 years ago
what do you mean inside humour?
I find this hilarious even though I live in america (although I'm not american).
my point is that I'm not british but i find this hilarious.
what you call "talking chav" can be found pretty much in every country.
glebber 2 years ago
You're right, it's easy to see that it's upper class men speaking in low-class slang. I guess what I meant is that I think it's funny, too, but I suspect I would derive a bit more laughs/gratification from the mockery if I were faced with this particular uneducated manner of speech every day.
lcozzarelli 2 years ago
haha. i suppose.
i'm in college, so i hear a LOT of similar-styled talk on campus. (but i TRY to hold back my laughter until the people have passed/were far away).
:]
glebber 2 years ago 3
its not inside humour, its just 1920s guys talking modern slang, like, and thats well funny man, cause those two are, like, all chill and some shit like that.
mrbeanaswell 2 years ago
1920s? You know when the was, right?
BritishVlogger 2 years ago 2
*war
BritishVlogger 2 years ago
what, "war"??? Are you gay or some shit like that?
mrbeanaswell 2 years ago
are you serious? What war??? I really hope that's a joke!! Oh dear...
squirtyflowers 2 years ago
1940s
FraserTheMentalist 2 years ago
1920's guys? Get like a freakin education.
rugshort 2 years ago 3
This is set in the 1940's. Not 1920's :)
oOoQuinnyoOo 2 years ago 4
I'm Norwegian, and I loved this..!!!
myhuxpo 2 years ago 8
ha ha ha even Churchill "We will fight them on the beaches - and shit - and on the landing grounds - big time! lol"
Gamatoby 2 years ago 2
soooooo funny right ye
linda54me 2 years ago
all the ladies say yeahh
go winnie go winnie
standard!!
tottiehottie007 2 years ago
this is awesome
Sidiza 2 years ago
i nearly died with laughter when the churchill bit was on
ruttinrodger 3 years ago
british comedy is bar far the best
tarshayrules 3 years ago
god i love this! that is so what teenage girls do. :)
Daisydai191919 3 years ago
no its what chavs do
RandomGuy994 3 years ago
It's not just about 'chavs' you idiot. It's just lampooning general yoofspeak.
MinoDeSade 3 years ago
you dont even know me and your calling me an idiot and no its not what youth do im a youth and i dont talk like that so
think before you speak print your comment and shove it you prick
RandomGuy994 3 years ago
If you're such an eloquent youth, how come you can't seem to punctuate ?
'speak print my comment' ?
MinoDeSade 3 years ago
fuck you i never said i had great fucking grammer: furthermore asshole why do you have such negative views of the youth of today
RandomGuy994 3 years ago
wow ur sure copping the shit
braindamagehurts44 3 years ago
how the can you say im copping you dont know me and people no nothing about the youth of today they see someone gets stabbed in the news and immediatly its a 15 year old who did it the media is blowing this shit way out there and blaming people who aren't always responsible giving us a bad name so take your head out of your ass cos adults aren't that great either
RandomGuy994 3 years ago
RandomGuy994, are you bent? Is you a batty boy, and shit like that!
borkles 3 years ago
well ith a name like borkles i think your more of a bender and shit probly standard for you eh old chap
RandomGuy994 3 years ago
One word... ASBO. Not a common occurance in the so called good ole days. Try reading a book or two and maybe let some old geezer bore you to death with a few stories from back in the day, you might actually learn something.
n68188 2 years ago
you've got me completely wrong im not one of these brain dead kids portrayed here im not saying im a genius but im not a twat either im just trying to help people see that there are more to kids than just pricks who steal bikes from outside a bus station im not sure about the kids where you live they may be retards just try lookin around or going to a youth centre or something
RandomGuy994 2 years ago 4
Nice :)
crashtv 2 years ago
dude i didnt say anything about the "youth of today" i was just saying everyone is picking on you...quit trying to be such a fucking martyr
braindamagehurts44 3 years ago 2
Why would anyone have positive views of the youth of today? Hmm lets compare. In one corner, the children of the depression who defeated fascism in a war which caused more deaths than all other wars combined. Oh yeah and they didn't try to puss out half way into it. In the other corner, marshmallow's who's only claim to fame is a disturbing mastery of mindless cell text and instant message conversation, and a chronic tendency to sit on ass and play video games all day. Even Gen. X was better.
n68188 2 years ago
people can have negative views of the youth in general but when people take it out on individuals who do dont stab people deal drugs and get involved in major crime its just unfair and tbh i dont care cos your just a retard who follows the sheep maybe you should try jump off a cliff with the rest of your ignorant followers or you can try and see some youth for yourself and see that some are as bad as they say and also see that some arent
RandomGuy994 2 years ago 2
I agree. Don't take the minority for the majority.
hannahgiraffe 2 years ago 3
God. Get over yourself. I don't know what you were like when young, but just because you didn't have Paris Hilton in magazines to talk about nauseatingly doesn't make you a better person than us.
isetthingsonfire 2 years ago 2
Is it me, or when you see some of these long-ass comments you feel the need to read them?..
Oh and a random comment, "and a chronic tendency to sit on ass and play video games all day."
Thats rich coming from someone who sits on his ass on a pc scouting youtube?...
crabypaddy2k8 2 years ago
LOLAGE
IAmACrackFox 3 years ago
Does anyone know when this was first aired?
Standard.
Onlinenine9 3 years ago
Bllody classic! I hope these guys stay around for a long, long, long, long time, standard! :)
wildechilde76 3 years ago
Lawl!
123Alias123 3 years ago
finally, a histroically accurate depiction of winston churchill...
jimdoesitwell 3 years ago 4
random.
Hasmatkid 3 years ago
Britans r the best :)
silentassassins47 3 years ago 26
Some Grapes And Shit
DJUFat 3 years ago
Funniest guys on tv ever plus both very very easy on the eye. Could watch them for ever.
chichitoo100 3 years ago
this is him like, bang yeah,this is me like bang bang,yeah.then he's all like ratattaatt,then I'm like talk to the gun cos the cockpit ain't listening.
MsHarkness872 3 years ago 3
Thank you for posting these - they are definitely the best thing on A&M !!!
"Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it? Standard!" - I am so having that as a ringtone !
Random !
GingerTig 3 years ago 12
Isin't it? Isin't it? Isin't it? Isin't it? Isin't it? Standard!
TequilaRoxMySox 3 years ago 2
Fabulous! Like, genius and that isn't it. Well random.
Killie03 3 years ago 2
"We shall give 'em licks on the beaches, yeah...and, like, the landing grounds and that..."
ImmortaLOL!
NebulizerChi 3 years ago 2
random
toastface5 3 years ago 3
isn't it
lokkyking 3 years ago 3
rofl
"talk to the gun coz the cockpit aint listening"
dougie097 3 years ago 6
love these sketches!
best line: "and they're all like totally disrespecting us and like these really bad racists innit!"
scurvycur 3 years ago 13
Man, you must be stressed out big time. lol
EmoBURN 3 years ago 6
talk to the gun 'cos the cockpit aint listening!!
kencoson0 3 years ago 8
thats soo kool nd shit itz well random nd that isnt it tho, standard
gawjuspownies12 3 years ago
"BBC..yeah?"
mepsib 3 years ago 3
Talk to the guns yeah! Brilliant
trousercough 3 years ago 2
"this is him Bang yeah
this is me bang bang bang yeah
then he's all like rattatata
and im like click cluck talk to the gun because the cockpit aint listenin
lol
Zeerovideoproduction 4 years ago 3
All this shooting with guns and that... So funny!
dtr3197 4 years ago
Well dissing our old Raf pilots innit...but well funny at the same time..Yeh ? Do you know what I mean yeh ?
lehipster 4 years ago
isnt it though?
Metalerham 4 years ago
yea, random.
Hurrican147 4 years ago
standard
spoonius420 3 years ago 4
standard
spoonius420 3 years ago 9
isn't it though.
kencoson0 3 years ago 13
isn't it
NichtNacht 3 years ago 5
Isn't it
sabakyuugaara 3 years ago
standard.
22Pango22 3 years ago
Isn't it standard
silentassassins47 3 years ago
For someone who is ex-RAF this is hilarious..especially as I am now a teacher of 16-18 year olds...talk about a great combo! Hardy Har Har and this and that.
torrensar 4 years ago 3
I love Armstong... he's so lover-ly...
popkkskall 4 years ago
Which one's Armstrong?
harrifullxx 4 years ago
The hot one reading the paper...
popkkskall 4 years ago 2
The HOT one indeed!!! He is as sexy as hell, esp. his demanour and his plummey accent!
Pacabelle 4 years ago
AND... he's not on Primeval or (ITV). Which makes anyone decent...
popkkskall 4 years ago
I thought I was the only one who thought so!
miffythevampirebat 4 years ago
class sketches and shit
Lardyarce 4 years ago 4
LOL, this is great
thenintendomatrix 4 years ago
ah brill
i love friday nights
freddredrule 4 years ago
Awesome! Best sketch for ages!
FastCarMag 4 years ago
Thank you for posting this. They are so funny
x5coolness 4 years ago