Family Guy - I took an arrow in the knee

[ajgarcia28]

Roses are red

Voilets are blue

You are getting mad

That your GF is having buttsex

With your dad.........

[wahhho]

roses are red

violets are blue

i enjoy buttsecks

how about you

[FallenStarXoX]

The moon is creepy,

My cat is scary,

I just did this to say

Stop with flowers poetry.

[Spartan8471]

roses are red

violets are red

I suck at poetry

so why don't you go to bed.

[DCT2297]

Roses are green pickles are too so why don't you let me tickle you

[FireUpThePyroMania]

I dont fucking care what color flowers are, stop making stupid jokes.

[BoxOfAlpha]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I suck at poetry

Thumbs up my comment

[offenon]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

Who the hell

Is taking dumps in my garden?

[RASHWOW]

Roses are boring

Violets are crap

Look at this

F*g*ot ass comments!

[trentandchristian]

this is skyrim not a poem contest

[gamejourno]

What episode is this?

[markus45150]

roses are red

violets are blue i want you in bed

if you know what i mean

[braydenownz]

roses are red voilots are blue or to be more detailed purple i like purple its a great cooler but u no wat my fav colour is blue i luv it its sooooo cool but ye but i also like green plants are green and so is green jelly inless the jelly is red red is a good colour but.........................

[giggity6911]

@braydenownz sheogorath, is that you?

[decheater64]

Roses are red

Cookie Monster's now green

I used to be an adventurer like you

Till I took an arrow to the... shin.

[Decendants1]

Roses are red pickles are green I like your legs and what in between

[XvSilentFirevX]

Roses Are... Yeah I Got Nothin :/

[Chinese0Chicken]

Roses are red

Violence is red

My blood is red

OH GOD HELP ME

[DCT2297]

Roses are red grasses are greener every time I think of you I touch my wiener lol

[MicroCraftTV]

Roses are roses

violets are violets

sugar is sugar

i am very literal

[Malizeio]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

everyone is a thumbs up whore,

and so are you.

Everyone shut up and stop trying to beat each others' rhymes.

[TheViperGamer]

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I have alzheimers,

Cheese on toast!

[timetosaybb]

Roses are red,

My monitor is blue,

Im sitting here,

asking WTF i do.

[somedude84961]

roses are purple

violets are green

im colorblind

meow

[Gawentel]

Roses are gags,

Shut up everyone.

[m0rphzone]

Now everyone thinks they're poets.

[m0rphzone]

Now everyone thinks they're poets.

[NeDeR96]

Some roses are white,

Some violets turn red,

You people take arrows?

I only take head :)

[zjd13wwe]

roses are red

violets are blue

i love skyrim

how bout you

[TheInferiorGamers]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

In the land of skyrim

Arrows shoot you

[trentandchristian]

roses are red

pickels are green

i want you in bed

if you know what i mean

[guyman2111]

Roses are red, violets are blue. Why do all the comments have the same thingu?

[MultiMonkeymann]

Roses are red

The world is big

I got a shotgun

And know where you live

[OSeraphim]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

In Soviet Russia,

The poem writes you.

[FunnyCrazii]

and THATS why hes cripple

[jdolaktv]

"Roses are red..."

*pumps shotgun*

Nothing else needs to be said

[Mightytiger123]

Roses are red, violets are blue, when the bass dropped, my balls did too

[Sliacen]

Roses are silver

Violets are giraffe

I'm a surrealist

Just the thought makes you laugh.

[Judgeifyer787]

Roses are red

People are writing them

I don't know why

Everyones writing a poem

[SaintRafem]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

In Soviet Russia,

Poem writes YOU!

[theDancingPajamas]

originally Peter would have said "Whats your handicap?"

[Rayster35]

Haiku:

Roses may be red,

And violets may be blue,

But I do not care.

I used to do one,

haiku but then I took an,

arrow in the knee.

[MrCatbob]

Really?! Everyone just had to one-up me?!

[OtherSideOfArgument]

@MrCatbob I'm Mario. Bitch. 

[hobbitinyo]

i just takeing notes of these amazing come back poems :D

[tyman955]

What's your handicap?

[Vaugax]

what does flowers and shit have to do with skyrim a having a arrow to the knee om confused !

[xk445g]

Roses are tits

Violets are tits

I love tits

Tits

[GroovyNickyLee]

@xk445g Tits are tits

Tits are tits

Tits tits tits

Tits

[CragynosII]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You are dead,

And so are you...

*fwip*

And you...

*fwip*

And you...

Dammit, out of arrows.

[fightersanime]

This made me lawl

[denardo43]

why is everyone writeing poems

[MrRockZik]

Roses are red

My bed is green

and i want you in it

IF YOU NOW WHAT I MEAN

[jakerai07]

@MrRockZik O.O

[Zangoose16]

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet

And so are you

Roses are wilting violets are dead

The sugar bowl is empty and so is. Ur head

[Zangoose16]

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one is for you

[MrBitchimo]

Love how many are trying to be as funny as the top coment.

[JyroFilms]

Roses are red

Violets are blue....

I have tourettes...

SHITPISSFUCKYOU!

[Khashilar]

@JyroFilms oh look its Lord Tourettes

[TellMeAmerica]

This was great. I laughed. The end.

[YogcastWannaBe]

I like Trains

[diehardcheese13]

Roses are Chinese

Violets are Dicks!

I can't Ryhme,

BUt U alSo Cant!!!!

TOASTER!!!!!

[OdysieMovies]

@diehardcheese13 ... fail

[sasoboy5]

Roses Are Red,

I'm Bad At Bed,

Everybody's Wet,

Except For Chuck Norris.

[TheMrUsername10]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

..Woah how did i get here?

Must of sniffed to much glue

[MrWhisky001]

OH MY GOD THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

[macccerkiddd]

i noticed that everyones now doing the "roses are red..." thing on youtube now

[RTRDPrOd]

Roses are red

Violets are red

HOLY SHIT

MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

[Jonicvsmario]

is this real? looks fake, some one reply

[XxEntaroAdunxX]

@Jonicvsmario its fake

[matey95]

@Jonicvsmario MASSIVE FACEPALM!

[Jonicvsmario]

@matey95 yeah yeah i know. some other guy already told me. did you not see what i wrote? xD "is this real? LOOKS FAKE, some one reply" is exactly what i wrote. so... i don't sound toooooo stupid. do i? xD

[MrApostasy]

Roses are red.

No shit.

[MiniNinja149]

@DJrochi ROFL!!

[DJrochi]

roses are red

violets are blue.

thats the color of the fucking flowers now deal with it.

[MaGiikMedia4u]

@DJrochi roses are red

violets are blue

youtube aint just for thumbs up

by the way, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

[DomovaProject]

@MaGiikMedia4u. Retarded....

[DJrochi]

@MaGiikMedia4u im not going for thumbs up im saying that people are retarded and dont know the color of the flowers derp derp derp

[MetalHeadbanger7]

"What's your handicap?"

[blackopsmlg1]

is this real? what episode?

[zaccarr1]

@blackopsmlg1 The arrow was edited in, Peter was gonna ask Joe what his handicap is.

[Blowing4fish]

@blackopsmlg1 nope, you can see the arrow don't follow the movement of the camera

[VideoGameJams]

Roses are red,

Bones have marrow,

Except for my knee

it has an arrow.

[MrMrwarrior47]

@VideoGameJams YOU DID IT PETER ARRRGGGGG

[papergunmaster123654]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

God made me pretty

what the fuck happened to you?

[mikusmarthu]

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I have ADD,

It's a pretty weird thing,

It means I have the attention Span of a Goldfish,

and Goldfish are pretty fucking awesome,

If I could be a Goldfish, I'd need a Sphincter, though.

[SkyrimShouter]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This poem doesn't rhyme

How the fuck did I get here?

Tree.

[bioshock2istofun]

KONY 2012

[jeuxvoeuxkwa]

Ashe

[xxVSJester]

Roses are green.

Violets are orange.

Shizl Gznghar.

Refrigerator.

[KspecMusic]

roses are gay

violets are gay

poems are gay



[4tehhorde]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'll fuck you with a rake

[CraftyWeasul]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I'm dislexic.

Cheese on toast.

[MrPuffPass]

KONY 2012

[SuperLegionOne]

I hate Family Guy but this video is awesome.

[caboose1997]

roses are brown violets are brown grass is...

who the fuck shit in my garden

[MASKIN321]

@caboose1997 Me :D

[FFStudiosMain]

Roses are red

Violets are red

The grass is red

OH SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

[trainmaster555]

These poems are gay,

You're a faggot,

Everything is shit,

This poem doesn't fucking rhyme.

[michel6]

Roses are black

Violets are black

Everything's black

Now let me relax a bit at my musical instrument. "I just call.... to say.... I love youuu...."

[Dragonic159]

Meh at first glance i thought this clip was real. But yeah the arrow is edited in

[TheMuncyWolverine]

"Hey Joe, i was just wondering... whats your handicap!?"

[nintendofan9001]

Arrow to the knee jokes make nyan cat seem good. ._.

[EbilBunnie]

@nintendofan9001 because nyan cat is good

[janeroiv]

keep press all the time

[8DarkMario8]

I use to beable to walk.

But then i took an arrow to the knee. 

[dbzallknowing281]

@8DarkMario8

"I use to beable to walk.

But then i took an arrow to the knee."

Really? That was the worst fucking one yet, you should be ashamed of your life, buy a gun and kill yourself.

[TrolledOnDoorStep]

@TrollsRule2012 Watching Porn is still kinda lonely, onless you make Porn?

[TrollsRule2012]

@TrolledOnDoorStep Yea,I be in the videos...

[wildriveful]

i used to make skyrim jokes, then i got laid

[0ChrisMackle0]

FFS now i gotta find 104cheetos comment, shitagod utube when can we expect this update

[animalbrad]

THE MEME IS DEAD, via family guy,,, thank god.

[smshrbm]

I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes like you, then i got a girlfriend.

[mrfalafl]

Kanye West is a gay fish

[MrCatbob]

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

Everything's grey

Im a fucking Dog.

[gooyer]

@MrCatbob dogs do see colors they only cant see red colors

[EbilBunnie]

@MrCatbob no your Mr. Cat Bob!!

[KWolverine1]

@MrCatbob lmfao!! :D

[Parmazano]

@MrCatbob but... but... but.... dogs CAN see colour

[EPICCALLOFDUTYx]

@MrCatbob (angelic choir behind my voice) overuuuuuuused(many minutes of applause)

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

@MrCatbob Dog'sdon't actually see in black and white, they can only see the colour blue and everything else is a a yellowish colour. There for you are not a dog...

[TheSnaper20304]

@HeavyWeaponsCore He's a dog that can only see in black and white clearly...

[ZiggyIsGrape]

@HeavyWeaponsCore and you are?

[deathwaitsfornoone]

@MrCatbob /watch?v=F9-iSl_eg5U at 1:50 

[jinglebearr]

@MrCatbob Dogs actually do see color, but many fewer colors than normal humans do. Instead of seeing the rainbow as violet, blue, blue-green, green, yellow, orange and red, dogs would see it as dark blue, light blue, gray, light yellow, darker yellow (sort of brown), and very dark gray. In other words, dogs see the colors of the world as basically yellow, blue and gray. LOL DO SOME RESEARCH BEFORE YOU COPYPASTA.

[AeonDeity]

@MrCatbob

I am a dog also.

[QrazyDude]

I used to make unoriginal references to popular internet memes, but then I.... Stopped.

[formerdave94]

@QrazyDude I too used to make jokes like you did right there, but then I got over the "make a joke about how the arrow-to-the-knee-joke is sooo old"-joke....

[BoomStickier]

thats how he became disabled...

[TheRectagon]

@BoomStickier fail at a joke when he is in his wheel chair pal

[a1rzf0rc3]

whats your handicap?

[LethalSlamDance]

I don't think Peter was going to use the arrow to the knee joke; I think he was going to ask Joe if he could feel it.

[SaucyVG]

fail editing....

[w33jonnybhoy]

what episode is this

[XxobscurexX777]

Trolololololololololololololol­ololololo



[xzude]

i use to watch family guy until i took an arrow to the eye now im blind, u thought id say knee huh?

[Arielo36]

@xzude Nope

[Chinese0Chicken]

Peter, I swear to Talos...

[diabirde]

This is all well and good, but... who shot Joe in the knee with an arrow?

[waltdisney19282008]

@diabirde i did!

[gooboy0211]

@diabirde Prolly one of those damn Forsworn . . . those guys annoy the hell outa me.

[356MONKEYMAN]

Oh i found his comment he mentioned a sound you make when you like a comment lol nice try kootra nice try

[onlyoneanimator]

i used to have 4 arrows in the knee. then i took an arrow to the knee. i used to have 5 arrows in the knee. then i took an arrow to the face. i used to have 5 arrows in the knee and 1 in the face. then i took an arrow to the chest. i used to have 5 arrows in the knee, 1 in the face and 1 in the chest. then i took an arrow to the bollux. i used to have 5 arrows in the knee, 1 in the face, 1 in the chest and 1 in the bollux, but then my bollux fell off. not really.

[boykingkilla]

@onlyoneanimator I used to like this Arrow to the Knee joke...

But then I took a Dragonborn punch to the face.

[StargaezrToo]

This is the only good "arrow to the knee" joke I've ever seen!

[GottalovetheDK]

day 16 of looking for kootra1001's comment...im running low on food,water, and semen. I must press on,wish me luck

[JetyWawoo101]

@GottalovetheDK Really.

[videogamelover98]

@GottalovetheDK what the fuck.... are people really this retarded?

STEP 1: PRESS "SEE ALL" RIGHT ABOVE THE COMMENTS

STEP 2: PRESS CTRL+F

STEP 3: TYPE IN "KOOTRA1001"

[GottalovetheDK]

@videogamelover98 good lord its a joke stop taking it so seriously...

[waltdisney19282008]

@GottalovetheDK found it, it mentions the "sound" you make when you hit the like button, i was like WTF?! thumbs up the comment to stop the search

[GottalovetheDK]

@waltdisney19282008 thank you kind sir

[356MONKEYMAN]

@GottalovetheDK good luck i too am making this journey to look for kootra1001's comment it will be probebly the most epic and long quest of my life

[MultiNate98]

The internet used to be funny... then it took an arrow in the knee

[Snyphen356]

in my 60-80 hours in skyrim, ive heard a guard say it, only 3 times..

[CODPOWN145]

My friend wanted me to tell him what the arrow to the knee joke means. I just yelled at him ASK UR FUCKING MOM. GET SKYRIM TO GET THE JOKE DUMBASS!

[EasyTargetLP]

If you don't understand the Joke, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?

[Possatboi]

I see what you did there...

[TheNorwoodBoys]

this is how i feel towards these jokes now

[RexArcem]

THE TOP COMMENTS BOTH HAVE 16

I HAVE THE DAMN POWER TO CHANGE LIFE :D

[gamerboss007]

I used to be orignal with my jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[TheHaloMLGpro]

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Arrow in the knee.

[101PRIVATESERVER]

@TheHaloMLGpro guards have bigger feet than bubby feet