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  • Batch file are not illegal to post on the internet, as long as you don't use them to steal information, or harm other peoples computers. besides most batch files are just posted in pastebin or something.

  • 1. Sending batch files over the internet is NOT illegal.

    2. Do Not Talk Like This. It's Just Stupid.

    3. The batch file you made just instantly closes.

  • just instantly closes

    

  • Why is sending the files illegal? Anyone smart enough can right click a suspicious batch file and click edit to see what it does. Also, thanks, my friend has been trying to figure out how to make typewriter effect. All he has to do now is remove loading and type a character at a time.

  • Sending batch files isn't illegal. Sending HARMFUL batch files is illegal.

    And if the user that's viewing the harmful batch file is smart enough, then that batch will be a little baby that you can play with... I mean... IT'S TOTALLY FOOL-PROOF!

  • Love this song, it's awesome.

  • Believe it or not it is common misconception that its illegal to send batch files over the internet

    (dumb terms)

    its kool kool to put batch files up

  • so if sending a batch file over the internet is illegal so what if i change it to an exe file eh? would that be illegal?

  • @CtrlFormula do not work at all

  • Whoa what? Sending batch files over the internet is illegal? Why?

  • what is the song?

    

  • whats this instrumental?

  • n00bs db 'Batch files are for n00bs!'

    start:

    mov ax,data

    mov ds,ax

    mov ah,9

    mov dx,n00bs

    int 21h

    mov ax,4C00h

    int 21h

    ret

  • why are you using the windows xp setup song?

  • @flyinglime012 don't u think is cool ? lol

  • I did my animation like this:

    ":Blink

    echo o o

    ping localhost -n 2 >nul

    cls

    echo - -

    ping localhost -n 2 >nul

    cls

    goto Blink"

    It shows two eyes blinking.

  • i made 1 that goes like this (O.O)..(o.O)..(O.O)..(O.o)..(O­.O)..

    n i managed to do..the loading thing followed by the ¨matrix effect..

    Pretty cool but really basic....just starting tho.. :) thanks 4 the vids man :)

  • do you have to capitalize EVERY word?!

  • you can send batch files over the internet, just not damaging ones

  • Terrible punctuation for a batch programmer...

  • gay

  • @greentrees5x5

    1. make a label on the top.

    2. make a goto command on the bottom. like this:

    @echo off

    :label(name it whatever you want)

    (all that code here)

    goto label(name it whatever you want, but ensure it's the same as the label's name)

  • If you want to make batch animations easier search the web for:

    "batimate cmdimate judago"

    You should find a couple of programs I wrote, they are less than perfect but should make the initial animation easier.

  • hey, could someone help me plz...

    I made a fake virus to fool some friends but I have a problem:

    when they open the file they have to press a button 4 time's to bring up a new message, after that, the virus starts and your pc shuts down.

    but if they close down before they have pressed a button 4 times it doesn't work.

    is there a code that makes it inpossible to press the close button of the mirror so they must follow the steps until it ends??

  • Try this: @echo off set loading=Loading :start echo %loading% ping localhost -n 2 > null set loading=%loading%. if loading=="Loading.............­.." goto exitloop goto start :exitloop commands for batch here
  • @Hacksu00 and be sure to include a cls somewhere in there...

  • I KNOW THAT SONG!!!!! That is the windows secret song...

  • do that and make a few of them (e.g loading. loading.. loading... etc) then copy and paste the lots of loading 3 times, then write: echo Done! pause echo this computer will commit suicide in... ping localhost -n 2 >nulcls ping localhost -n 2 >nulcls ping localhost -n 2 >nulcls cls echo 3... ping localhost -n 2 >nulcls cls echo 2... ping localhost -n 2 >nulcls cls echo 1... ping localhost -n 2 >nulcls cls echo Bye Bye! ping localhost -n 2 >nulcls cls Exit and you have my version!!!!
  • what's the song?!

    WHAT IS THE SONG!?

  • not exactly an animation but good job though :)

  • haha what an idiot -.-

    bat files aren't illegal

  • might be helpful, if you want it to loop just put :LABEL (with : in front of it, no space, and label can be anything you want) in the first loading... page and at the end put goto :LABEL (must be exact same name) , it will make it loop over and over again.

  • Tip: CamStudio ;)

    Much better than that stupid Hypercam2! :D

  • kool and not unthought of thanks though made some of my own fake batch viruses that did loading dot dot dot like that but it was the title that moved looked convincing color titles and choices and messages boxes and options too even the ones that pops up from usb if pluged in (autorun) but they all got boring after a while got any fun ones? interesting ones or ones that drives people crazy? like a full colection of batch files linked together? thanks
  • how do i put files inside the batch?

  • is it only animate on CMD?

    how about on a lilte window and saying loading...

  • Hidden windows song, lol, nice vid

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  • yo shud make a more complex animation lik a short movie scene or somethin.

  • dude ctrl formula your AWESOME thanks so much now i can shutdown comcast :)

  • Vote to top so people can read and copy!

    @echo off

    echo loading

    ping localhost -n 2 >nul

    cls

  • @krupali1323 wats it do?

  • @krupali1323 what it do?

  • @krupali1323 ping is unreliable cuz if they ahve a slow comp it takes foreever for it to work

  • is this crashes the victim's computer as the code seems to me that it performs a land dos attack

  • @slazenger97 Usually it takes more than a few pings to do that.

  • @echo off

    :lol

    start whateveryourbatchfileiscalledh­ere.bat

    goto lol

    That would crash your computer.

  • No matter what.

  • Good but from my experiance with batch files and firewalls, pinging localhost like that will make your firewall explode with ddos alerts...

  • @tocboh Hi there, im not a scripter but i know certenaly that ping localhost is just a timing script. All old computers which run on batch files have that to make an animation.

  • @dj51398 yes, but those are old computers.

  • @dj51398 There were always better ways of animation than just batch files.

  • Just wondering, why do you type every word with a capital?

    Good vid btw.

  • wath is the song

  • Can i run it on my computer ?

  • Ofc.. Dumbass ;)

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  • "Sending Batch files over the internet is illegal."??? WTF Dude!

    There is no legal restrictions on file types at all.

  • No, actually, its illegal.

  • yes there is moron it is illegal for batch files

  • @gdgd9292 My ISP says its fine

  • @thepcvirus lol i tryed it omg wtf 798 batch files up at the same time i tryed to delete the file but i got an error:

    cannot delete not enough disc space close unnesecary programs and try again

  • CTRL ALT DEL >> virus.bat >> Right click >> End process tree.

    Or you can use another bat or cmd command:

    taskkill /f /im virus.bat

  • u know you can just say

    start virus.bat

    and save it as virus.bat, but even then,

    that's not even a virus. just a batch file that opens itself infinitely. that's a pretty lame excuse for a batch file. I suggest maybe you actually learn about batch programming rather than get a stupid file like that and show everyone how "smart" you are by typing a few words that you found on the internet. real batch programmers can improvise using different commands they know.

  • Les bat ne sont pas forcement des virus.

    Se sont simplement des fichier comprenand les commande MSDOS.

    Alors les noobs qui y connnaissent rien et qui disent que se sont des virus, allez vous renseignez dabord.

  • @thepcvirus

    thx! :D

  • @thepcvirus

    okay, thats a little Virus.

    Sorry, i thought wrong! x)

  • LEARN BATCH!!!!

  • I'm not sure whether I already said, but sending batch files over the internet is NOT illegal. It is just illegal, if it contains a virus.

  • @GrellesLicht28 it can delete program files

  • @GrellesLicht28 this guy is right

  • @GrellesLicht28

    no mate. sending any batch file is illegal. doesnt need a virus to do damage.

    how bout if i sent u one with

    @echo

    Echo fuck you cunt

    del "C\system\32"

    theres your computer gone.

  • @Bentompvp It is not illegal to spread harmless batch files, idiot. Your file is harmless as well, because none of the commands (except echo) works.

  • @GrellesLicht28

    sending a

    del batch files dont work?

    so if i set a del file on its own with the system location in it , it wouldn't work?

  • @Bentompvp 1. Learn English man.

    2. "C\system\32" is just stupidity. Study the system better.

    3. True, a file that is set on its own would not work. ... Until you double click it.

    4. Next time think before you write or say something.

  • @Bentompvp you sir, are a fucking idiot.

  • @GrellesLicht28 but you can change batch files to .exe's still illegal? (Ive seen alot of exes with viruses in.. see if i can report them)

  • Lol, Upload cracked V-RAY for 3ds max and in install instructions say "open vray.bat" and the bat is actually gonna delete windows hahah that be so evil!

  • What? I use that in all my batch files, it's not a virus. Just think before commenting.

  • Thats wrong try it before lying! >:-/

  • Gotta LOL at this!! XD

  • sending batch files is not illegal. having unlicensed music in your videos without a notice to UMG or other record companies is illegal.

  • sending batchfiles is illegal....

  • Hey what if we want the Loading Bar after some message and the message stays static but the Loading thing repeats animation over and over?

  • BEST WAY YET... @echo :AAA echo Loading... ping host -n 1 >null ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ goto AAA the :AAA is a "start" of loop and goto means when done w/ the loading bar goes back to start and replays.. (loop) Ü after ping makes a loading bar, however many Ü's made is the length of a loading bar.. then ping makes the time length of it.. so ping host -n 1 is 1 second bar say ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ that long or do ping host -n 10 ÜÜÜÜÜ to make it look much much slower
  • Wrong. Your supposed to to put @echo off, so it won't show what it's doing. And it's ping "local" host -n 1 >"nul". The Ü's have no echo there and you only have one line of those. It goes from 1 of them to the end, like 10. If you don't have these improvements, the animation will just stay put. Just know your coding.....

  • I was talking about breiflysexable's comment. Not the video

  • How do u make the interval faster?

  • how do you make it loop?

  • @echo off

    whatever

    :A

    loop crap goes here

    goto A

  • heres a funny one

    :A

    POOP

    goto A

  • First of all, you forgot @echo off and echo POOP

    Secondly, that's just stupid, childish, and immature.

  • thats awesome

  • That is not funny at all. THIS is funny:

    @echo off

    TITLE POOP

    :A

    MD POOP

    START POOP

    GOTO A

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  • How Do You Make A Animation . . . Without Clearing The Screen?

  • doont put in "cls"

  • Oh xD

    Thx :D

  • Since when has sending batch files over the Internet been illegal?

    Anyways, if it is, you can get around the law by sending the code.

  • people started creating virus's with them..

  • Did he die?

  • lol ya i think it was

  • its not illegal to send batch files across the internet unless the senders intentions are to give them a virus etc.

  • its ping (your ip) or defualt ip) -n 4

    example:

    ping 137.0.0.1 -n 4

  • Slow typing

  • it does not do anything

  • Nice tutorial! Very helpfull. You should continue with them!

    Does anyone know if it is possible to make a real DOS game with 2D graphic and all the pack in Batch?

  • its not illegal if its not a virus or not harmful to any computer in any way

  • for some dum reason my comp latly saying 'ping' is not a recognized as an internal or operable program or batch file.

    this only happens when it does not undertstand the command. yet how can it not understand ping?

    some reason all my batch files with

    ping localhost -n 2 >nul have now failed....

    any ideas?

  • you need echo!!(eg: echo ping localhost -n 2 >nul

  • LMFAO NO U DONT U TWAT talking to me as i dont know batch files pff echo before it.. that means its going to say ping localhost -n 2 >nul

    and dont wont it to say it wont to fucking delay of 2 seconds. and i know the problem it was the enviormental propirerites was change and i lost system 32 into PATH. so dont say "you need echo!!" like u know it

  • I'm not sure (Only learning batch programming atm.)

    But can it be because you type ''ping localhost'' and not ''Ping Localhost''? Just a thought though.

  • nah its not really cap sesitive. also i figured out the reason. it was to do with my enviroment path

    it lost the %system32% bit so woundt understand alot of batch commands and a few others

  • Oh ok. So maybe you can help me ;).

    I am making a little text RPG in batch (I'm only learning)

    But how do i skip a line? Like this

    @ echo off

    echo Welcome to RPG.

    (Here i wanna leave the line blank when i run it)

    echo Are you a boy or a girl?.

  • to skip a line all you do is this

    @echo off

    echo Welcome to RPG.

    echo.

    echo Are you a boy or girl?

  • "ping local host" no quotes is the right way. SPACE BETWEEN LOCAL AND HOST

  • Ok, not to argue, but thats wrong :) @ echo off echo Count to 3. echo 1. Ping Localhost -n 1 >nul cls echo 2.. Ping Localhost -n 1 >nul cls echo 3... Ping Localhost -n 1 >nul cls pause Ping Localhost or ping localhost doesent matter, but ping local host i don't think is true. :)
  • lies, localhost is what i've always used, and it works just fine, ping local host does not always work, since it looks for host local and not neccesarily yourself.

  • Ping localhost -n 2 >nul

    If you do 1 it goes very very fast... and you would count to three in barely a second...

  • @echo off

    set point=.

    set max=..........

    :loading

    cls

    echo Loading%point%

    ping localhost -n 2 >nul

    set point=%point%.

    if %point% == %max% (exit) else (goto loading)

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  • why ping localhost?:O

  • Thanks =D

  • do you guys think it would be possible to create an animation like this and then have cmd open up text to speech then have microsoft sam speek the text that would be awsome

  • myn comes up like

    loading.

    loading..

    loading...

    loading....

  • mine does too!

  • hmmm. no. it works in vista too....

  • whats the music

  • Windows secret sound: (its in all win. computers)

    C:\WINDOWS\system32\oobe\image­s\title.wma

    Sry. Mu Inglish :D

  • its not secret its supposed to play when installing XP but you don't have your sound sys set up so it doesn't so... it really doesn't matter its LAWLING

  • how can i make so it restarts automatly when its done?

  • @Sobbo07

    Write in the very beginning of your code

    :start

    then at the end of code just write

    goto start

    and it will return to the beginning and start over

  • you could also do

    :anything

    then

    goto anything

    it all works lol

    its just a matter of remembering all of the commands

  • how do you make a message last longer for example it takes you longer to read a long phrase then to read a small sentence reply pls

  • type this.

    @echo off

    echo loading

    ping localhost -n 15 >nul

  • awesome

  • Try this mixing both of the delete and the loading

  • Really cool! But don't use "Auto-shift" when you type, its really annoying.

  • music is from My Computer>C:>Windows>Sistem32>o­obe>images>title.wma

    :)))

    nice video btw .

  • Music?

  • whenever i open it, it all goes by in like half a second, help plz

  • move it to your destop

  • how about this

    @echo off

    :animation

    echo loading

    ping localhost -2 >nul

    cls

    goto :animation

  • whats the name of the song?

  • Windows Welcome Song

  • Thanks

  • good job i subscribed commented of course and rated

  • rofl i made mine called animation.bat before movie finished :P

  • It's not illegal to send batch scripts over the internet.

    Don't shoot you mouth off before your brains loaded.

  • is doing this exact command illegal.

  • Dude, why do you use capital on each word? :/

  • what do you mean?

  • Nice Music!

  • sending batch files over the internet isn't illegal. it only is when it's a virus. just because most batch files over the internet have viruses doesn't mean sending them at all is illegal. I could send 1,000,000 batch files and the FBI and CIA wouldn't care unless the files were infected.

  • pls send me a text how to loud somehtign liek u did

  • how would you make it so it dosnt delet soething but still has the loading sign

  • dont type cls

  • no so it has one thing on the screen but the animation is still changing

  • no dude sending batch files is not illegal only if they contain copywrited material or malisious content

  • hey can someone please help me

    i want to make a empty line, like this:

    echo

    echo

    echo hello this is my animation

    echo

    but this doesn't work, it says:

    Echo is turned off..

  • simple don't put

    echo

    but rather

    echo.

    with a period.

  • echo.

    echo.

    echo hello this is my animation

    echo.

    echo.

    pause

  • Sending batch files over the Internet is illegal? What colour is the sky in your world?

  • wow, that "effect" is in windows xp instalation, when it says "Press any key to boot from CD...."

  • gay this shit wasted my time i hope u get aids.

  • not another secrect windows song in a video...