AIR-PORN!!

[Adam31799]

UR IN FLORIDA TAKE JETBLUE TO NEWARK FROM WEST PALM BEACH INTL

[CrazyAutumnWeekend]

I love you.

[Peacewalker98]

The name of this video is very misleading.

[mumfordnsons1]

i have glasses like yours toby!

[XxTrueShinobixX]

the one video i see and hear a plane!!!!

[xXThatotherdudeXx]

The wheels on the airplane don't go....round and round?

[oyvinator]

the airplanes are looking for you Toby.. but they never find you.. you distract them by constantly changing direction when you vlog:-D

[NerdyKoala25]

I said air porn :D

[tangypasta]

0:45 - 0:55 turn of the screen and it gets really awkward

[OtakuEmma]

I forgot all about fruit roll-ups... I loved those! I want one!

[AidanXD12]

Like in the comment before my previous one.

[AidanXD12]

Thumbs up if you hate the people who post messages that are supposed to scare the crap out of you, and tell you to copy it, or otherwise you'd die in a short amount of time.

[alittleolder]

where's the porn damnit?

[shadowssj3xx]

LOL he want fruit role up

[IAmNerdable]

Lol I said air-porn

[TonyLopez0127]

Dude an actual plane in toby's vlog!!!!

[psydney1997]

I felt like I had to sneeze so I had to hurry and open up this lazyvlog <3 thanks for blessing my face Toby :D

[yagitka]

TOBY sell AWESOMENESS!

[Hollyisagod]

thumbs up if you actually said air-porn when he asked :)

[JKMSanimation]

darknesses

[knap0179]

I find this man to be semi-ly attractive... he's just gettin to me right now!!

[TaihenVideos]

Could you please stop putting your finger on the camera and scream? i got scaried everytime!

[proheartit]

that gravity sucks line... totally mine!!! ... just saying

[DAVEO2010]

WHY IS THERE A DISLIKE BUTTON ?

[mredmister123]

U r a freak

[Xiethetuber]

thumbs up if u actually said air-porn like he told u to. and why does he ALWAYS walk around in the same place?

[masterhalofreak117]

you should play dead space the origonal on toby gmaes please. my name is elijah

[PunksOfNature]

intro of darkness then darkness then more darkness

[LTGavinPMW]

hgahahaha GRAVITY SUCKS!

[JessicaValdez100]

29 people wanted to watch porn but got let down

[JessicaValdez100]

29 people wanted to watch porn but got let down

[gangsta44g]

ive been to where he's at!!!

[Matousz]

and what says another sign?

[stopRead1ngMyComment]

gravity dosent always win... MINECRAFT!

[Demilitosey]

um wtf?

[razzaable]

Your a stupid prick

[smasher1223]

U r fricken awsome man and bless yo face

[eveangel13]

dang, you're so cute. :)

[oohellamandagail]

Hey tobster

[xKittenKissesx]

Oh my...you look very dapper with glasses. ♥ And your voice is amazing. Both your regular and lisp.

[windchill1belle]

@xKittenKissesx Ikr, him in glasses.. good gawd.. hothothot <3

[NerdyHomosapian]

@sexychck7821 I'm sorry :(

[SexyChck7821]

I feel depressed - lasr night I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me.

[intilecualbutter736]

i accualy saw the airplane this time!!!

[TobuscusFan442]

Suddenly I'M craving a fruit Roll-Up also!

[AliceWonderland1991]

I love u dude! Will u mary me...not realy... but u are my new faveorite person and i rly wanna meet u!!!

[muffin2413]

When he points the camera at the street light at 2:44, all I can think is, "Daniel, get your balls back, man." XD

[ShadowAlphaZ3R0]

@muffin2413 OMFG, thank you for that awesome memory :'D

[TheFunnEVideos]

@muffin2413 Whaaat?

[latteinred]

thumbs up for "Gravity Sucks"

[xxhfmxx1]

Yes sometimes when Im tired I sleep on pavements thats probs cos I'm homeless :(:( jk I've got a box :L

[N0TSeaNanners]

I accidently sneezed three times during this video lol AWESOME!

[kosmonaut5]

is he gay? I hope he is :P

*blush*

[MegaAwesomeAndrew1]

Toby you bil bo baggins cam i have a t shirt please ill be your best frend=)

[party141994]

thumbs up if you came here because LTA got de-tobiefies

[Codybeefcake]

i LIVE IN FLORIDA WOO HOO WHAT CITY DO U LIVE IN

[TheX0zXMan]

Yes! I'm not the only one who randomly lays down randomly on the pavement!!! :D

[lolzaroo]

Drunk

Insane

Faking it

Hilarious

I'm gonna go with the latter.

[sleepingpanda7]

calves

[Nyiara11]

You have to be one of the funniest and best looking people ever.. I think.. Yup.. I am in love!

[kissitoxo]

I live in Florida! I could have hooked you up with disney passes

[wunderkind37211]

So at 2:45 did we need to get our balls back like in Amnesia? I didn't realize that! Thank you for saving us from Amnesia Insanity, Toby!

[samwiseganjee]

Wot a loser

[TheYellowFalcon]

@samwiseganjee How did you spell "what" wrong? How did you spell "WHAT" wrong????? Loser.

[lenihar]

Holy Mary full of Grace,give me time to BLESS MY FACE!!!!

[SecretAgentCalico]

I will always watch Toby's videos with the Transcribe Audio on, from now on... its even more funny!!! xDDD

[TimidToast]

0:27 BEST THING EVER!

[BlueDiamond258]

Just so sexy.

[Haydoniaify]

0:50 toby says i did it im so awsome. oh my god oh. we sell fun

transcribe audio says: activist tristar pic fest gospel. aquatic baptized at all. we felt fine

win ?

[SweetAmorReal]

toby, is this the first nightime lazyvlog?! besides the typhoon lazyvlog when you were with someone haha

[iKingStudio]

for the win!!! :D

[RyanMM1287]

game so tired neither one of the war for role of right now were as i want thats persons in my mind i wanted legal deferral of namma roll up and go to sleep inside a giant from bless ur face

[RyanMM1287]

game so tired neither one of the war for role of right now were as i want thats persons in my mind i wanted legal deferral of namma roll up and go to sleep

[RyanMM1287]

listen from 2:52-3:12 with transcribe audio on

toby says- outro of sleepytimeness on the unsafe roadness. bless your face audience, if u sneeze during this video bless u peace off. ba da do do do do i am awesome im so tired i wanna fruit roll up right now thats what i want thats the first thing that came to my mind i want it

transcribe audio on- centrale out rolf sleepy tiredness pundits unsafe rotex dress ur face audience batistas goodness video bless u results dot edu shouli im so would masa..

[TheZackMackShow]

Pause At 0:49 GOD CARVED THAT FACE OUT OF GOLD!!!!

[lysa4444]

I think that was the first time we ACTUALLY saw the airplane! You always ask but we never do!

[lyssaftw]

gravity sucks haha

[101mythbusters]

ATTENTION! put Transcribe Audio on(press CC in teh bottom right of the videos)and read the subtitles. its funnier than the actual video (im not saying the video isnt funny, i luv toby)

[101mythbusters]

ATTENTION! put transcribe audio on and read the subtitles. its funnier than the actual video (im not saying the video isnt funny, i luv toby)

[ikillu12321]

I said "air porn" when you told me too. i feel like a loser.

[alliebug42]

2:45 =getting your, and our, balls back :) thank you toby.

[freakazoid3550]

toby, why do you hate gravity? without it you would fly away....ooooooh wait.....Audience?!? What are you doing floating in space without the proper protection?? Audience...I hated gravity so I floated off to space" lol

[aebrooksyahoocom]

I didn't say air-porn hahaha I feel rebellious :)

[kkcool101]

i cant believe you made me say air-porn :)

[SuperLittlebigyoutub]

I lolled so hard at 0:55 :)

[MrCrafty1313]

Pause right at 3:29!!

[fenix2316]

I said Air Porn to try to be as awesome as you

[PartiallyTalented]

When you were on the ground you looked like John Green... O.O

[WillC3PO]

I said Air-Porn.

[NewOldEBM]

I said Air-Porn.

[SchrodingersDreads]

Toby I love playing snake on your face

[TrueDragon13]

Toby roadkill! Aww, Batista's goodness, I do so like the Transcribe feature now . . . and all I wanted was legal deferral of namma roll-up!

[TrueDragon13]

Toby roadkill!  Aww, Batista's goodness, I do so like the Transcribe feature now . . .

[TrueDragon13]

Toby roadkill!

[MissPerish9210]

Dress your face!

[MsCleverNever]

i actually said it, air porn....tis funny

[kingarthuriii]

2:02 oh mess goodness. transcirbe thinks it's from ikea.....WHAT THE burgerking

[cougs93655]

Thumbs up if you clicked this video for the title and thumbnail

[Imasergeant]

Dude, The Transcribe audio is hilarious, almost as funny as you Tobuscus.

[Imasergeant]

Woodstock: We sold "fun" but then the cops caught us.

[Aritumex]

and other sides of the issues are the dog cisco reviews 0:17

[13thtime]

so anyway until stockist and occupation mort darkness......

[GrandScheme14]

Look at 2:18 and turn transcrive audio on! LOL!

[SingingAngel32]

Oh my God with audio transcribe

"We sell fun! Do you?Do you woodstock?"

"We feel fine! Do you? Duty woodstock"

[MaBumsBig]

i am thoroughly disappointed in this video, the title is misleading.

[ercjlee101]

22 people are pervs

[austin10ism]

ya air-porn

[MrSouthernRyan]

bubble gum container ash tray in front of a no smoking sign. lol

[IIT0XiiCZzII]

@caboose1442 hahahaha

[hilloty]

Like if you said airporn :D

[laurynmonkey]

i cant wait til i actually sneeze :)

[tails0909]

who els said air porn ^_^

[pppiiieee33]

dress your face audience batista's goodness video bless you. transcribe audio ftw

[drummingirl94]

0:49

[TrigpointStudios]

DRESS YOUR FACE AUDIENCE!!!

[OreoHype]

DRESS YOUR FACE AUDIENCE

[DaNCingMoNKeYs112]

transcribe audio, sucks peepee

[12lasse34]

20 ppl thought this was porn

[IExemplarI]

i'm surprised this video doesn't have a million views just for having the word porn in the title.

[TheGuyFromGeeks]

You're getting better at this, Toby.

[mandi5erika5]

oh man :D Ur such a goof ball.. i love it

[maxx0531]

turn Transcribe Audio on... and listen from 2:07 to 2:16

[fatherfuji]

i finally sneezed during one of these videos, and it was just before he says " if you sneezed during this video, bless you" and it made me feel special :)

[TheJaws399]

Since the beginning of Heelies man has learned that gravity is a bastard and will generously prove that fact to you every time you come upon a small rock that will ultimately prove to you that gravity still works, is still a bastard and that now your face really hurts.

[IiZGameBoy]

lol anybody else say air-porn when he said so?

[sweetiexpiex364]

OMG did u get a froot roll up after cuz I totally had some while u said u wanted one I got up and got the last one in the box and THOROUGHLY Enjoyed it !!LOVING the glasses in almost every vlog nowadays! ;)

[hecktickxx]

I find it funny that this vlog is popular because it says air-porn

[CrazedTacoEater852]

toby your so sexy with your glasses on

[IWillMakeUMyBitch]

I did it! I did it! I'm so awesome!

Google Audio Translate -

Activist tristar pigfest gospel

[TuckerCommentates]

My house is made of weak wood. I live next to a firework factory with a poor safety record. There is a particularly high chance a firework will strike my house and burn it to the ground. Could I possibly have a Tobuscus shirt just in case the potential blaze consumes all my other articles of clothing? I am at your mercy, Tobuscus. Send help!

[boots0fleed]

If you google air porn... toby is the first hit.

[IIT0XiiCZzII]

listen from 3:22 with Trascribe Audio turned on....

What tody says: Outro of darkness then redness the me-ness baby...not meanness,Niceness but just me-ness,boop again.

What transcibe audio thinks he said:Couchsurfing target is that threaten to stand neediest baby dot meanness mason is does meanest.

lol

[caboose1442]

@IIT0XiiCZzII At 2:01 with that it says "flight being like five hotel bathroom i get out of the same home from ikea" Lawl

[DizzeeVideoz]

I like cheesecake...

[Asskikeradz]

listen to the outro with captions, Results dot edu shouli im so would masa game 

[Nubs4TheWin]

I can walk too

[Asskikeradz]

i needed to evolve and therefore i've tried

[Asskikeradz]

activist tristar pic fest gospel aquatic baptized at all, like if you get it

[ArmagedonBeast]

I gravity dosent always win! I beat it once but I died from lack of oxygen afterwards.

[Thatguywithaviators]

thumbs up if u clicked on this video because it was titled porn.

[Zdude73]

The wheels on the plane go round and round.. <- SHUT UP LIER!

[terentule]

Aw, great vlog, he actually laid on the pavement :D. Cute :)!

Toby, you ARE awesome :).

[arif123lol]

why are you wearing glasses????

[bjam89]

@arif123lol cos the human eye sucks and needs help working right in many people

[Emer2010Gency]

The captions are hilarious!

"Flight began like five hotel bathroom I get out of the same house...from ikea."

[ChrissyReam]

What kind of store was that and why was toby there? Is this how he handles the ADHD? He said he was going to roll up!

[zKyl3z]

i made u say porn over 9000 times :]

[TheBioLover]

Repeatedly press 1 it sounds like hes saying sucking balls lawl.

[314jake]

can i touch your menis?

[LedoDreadlow]

All I have to say is...... I can spell "boobies" on my calculator :-)

[13igBird]

i said it

[griffmstr835]

My mom's cooking? Wait, my mom... is your mom...? You're... my BROTHER!!!! Oh my god! Tobuscus is my brother!

[Luuke99]

Misleading title

[hexxjester]

Like if you actually said air porn when he said say it.

[robomattster]

@hexxjester no one cares, thumb whore

[tardedZnerfZgun]

@robomattster you from funny junk?

[WhoStoleMyFlamingo]

@tardedZnerfZgun YOU from funnyjunk?

[tardedZnerfZgun]

@WhoStoleMyFlamingo yes you?

[WhoStoleMyFlamingo]

@tardedZnerfZgun Yup! :D

[tardedZnerfZgun]

@WhoStoleMyFlamingo Can i smell bacon?

[WhoStoleMyFlamingo]

@tardedZnerfZgun With or without wings? I'm JimmyKane on FJ.

[tardedZnerfZgun]

@WhoStoleMyFlamingo sweet im EpilepticBear on it ill add you!

[hexxjester]

@robomattster Lol as you get thumbs up. O the Irony.

[CYB3RSKULL97]

Toby has just made the most impressive thing EVAR!

-he lifted his foot

[stealthablepancake]

Toby...

[madleafsfan]

when he says roll it up then goin to bed he so means rollin a joint eatin the fruit roll up after

toby for legalization representative :) or phillyD