Ulcerative Colitis by Hank Green - Video LP

[LiviJones]

This song is the story of my life and the fact that it exists makes me grin like an idiot.

[ThinkTankerMeeks]

More screwed up than a 50 year old Fred subscriber. That wins the "best lyric of the day" award.

[tiredman74]

Kudos, for doing this and being able to laugh at the truth. So many people joke about this and IBS, but have no idea what it is like unless u been through it. I haven't found anything more painful than feeling like you have nails coming out of hour ass. I thought it would be funny writing a book, entitled Pain in the Ass. The stupid doctors never know crap.

[gogovideo10]

I'm Irish and a full time student, so not only do I get free healthcare, so my meds are all free, I'm now also entitled to disability benefits because of my ulcerative colitis.. however i'd rather not have to take pentasa 3 times daily and a f*** load of 'roids :/

[Frickingcoolshrimp]

when this song first came out i didn't understand it(i'm 16 and have never had any serious medical problems). i didn't know what ulcerative colitis is or anything. but then i was diagnosed with crohn's disease in july, had surgery three weeks ago to remove part of my small bowel, part of my colon, and the valve connecting the two, and on monday i go to see my gastroenterologist to discuss which dangerous shots i get to take first to try and treat it.

[mkyb843]

i found out that my ulcerative colitus pills are made by wc pharmicuticals.......do ytou take asocal?

[animewolf16]

This makes this terrible disease sound a lot less menacing.. I should send this to my dad, who also has it. Thank you for this humorous song, Hank.

[sheleftmalfoy]

come to canada for the free health care, stay for the nerdfighters

[thejerrymobile]

I'm Canadian. And I'll let you know when I get to the top of the waiting list to even see a specialist in the first place, let alone get any bad news.

[lolroflftw1]

I just realized that my previous comment, albeit a question, ended with a period. I can assure you this was a typo. My sincerest apologies to the Nerdfighter community.

[HawkWarrior2]

Alfred of wessex likely Ulcerative Colitis

[lolroflftw1]

Does anyone else find it ironic that the background music sounds like farts.

[thatweirdnerdygirl]

Warner Chilcott has been Edgar Allen Pwned

[daniarseneau13]

Come to Canada. We'd love to have you! :)

[emsGotAProblem]

Hank sounds like a nerdy Eminem in this song:)

[ArentWeInAPickle]

Only Hank could make a polka about Ulcerative Colitis.

[MelinGrata]

this is my favorite polka. EVER.

[KikiNickle]

I've listened to this at least a dozen times, and only just now noticed the farty-sounding tuba.....

I giggled, but now I feel slow.

[TheBonJovi100]

NHS is full of win ;)

[77PROMETHUS77]

HOLY S*** HANK DOESN'T USE AUTOTUNE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!1!!!!!one!1!!

[MissHanake]

This song is nice if you don't listen to the words too hard.

[sadtoot]

i have wanted the chords to this song for ages. does anyone know them?

[KikiNickle]

@sadtoot ....They're on the right side of the screen....

[ShaintheWolfman]

I'll be honest, I read this as "Uncreative Clitoris" at first.

[lukestur]

I think part of how cool you are is how gross you're willing to be in that song.

I read the whole thing while the song was playing, and now i have all these little lines in my vision. Stupid technology

[mskillzeee]

"There's a load of shitty news." haha (:

[blackwhitenese]

hahaha the tuba just gets me

[MultiColumbus1]

and thats why you should get an NHS guys!!

[imtonasty]

love this song so much!!!!!

[TheBonJovi100]

'The health care system's more screwed up than a fifty year old fred subscriber' :')

[imtonasty]

reminds me of eminem

[KidCoda]

:D 50 year old Fred subscriber :D

[valloir]

a fifty year old Fred subscriber? :)

[caecandy]

My dad has Ulcerative Colitis and my god does he take a lot of pills, it's lucky we have insurance.

[XxkateissocoollikexX]

aww, Hank, I sorry, my best friends mother has ulcerative colitis, but (and I don't know the exact science behind this) every say month or so, she drives on over to Richmond, VA, and they do some sort of treatment on her...she told my mother that its annoying and uncomfortable, but she doesn't have to take those thousand dollar pills.

[momentsinmusic]

why do I get the feeling that if Hank ever goes bankrupt, we'll pay for his pills ourselves...then march to the company and force the CEO to watch the vlogbrothers until he gives us a discount because we shall realize "Wait: im broke too"

[0Mish0]

Haha, I'm a nerdfighter who has ulcerative colitis, so I'm definitely going to buy this song!

[NobelNighthawk274]

Eww. o.O

[iambendickerson]

It's unfortunate how much the oom-pah sounds like a fart...

[Ayshafr]

More screwed up than a fifty year old Fred subscriber. Haha

[MelinGrata]

it's the Polka for an Unfortunate Colon.

[Yessacmidnight]

You're really trying to be as Diverse as possible with the music genre's in this album, aren't you?

Sweet.

[SSingNRun]

I have ulcerative colitis and it SUCKS! thank you for bringing humor with it in appropriate way :)

[BreezeNightingale]

Who would have thought that a song about a 'shitty' disease would be better than every song on the top ten charts?

[Aresftfun]

So, so true.

[Tito23892]

i have crohn since last november, and i was operated in february, this really is a pain in the ass

[itsbenhood]

@Tito23892 hahahahahaa. pain in the ass. clever.

[mkyb843]

i just got diagnosed with ibd/uc....so yeah....but my pills are only 80 bucks....

[DemigodFan]

you gotta hate those 50 year old Fred subscribers. . .

[hannahgirasol]

Do you really have ulcerative colitis? I do too. It's pretty gross but I'm always interested in how it affects different people because I know that everyone gets different symptoms. Well, I guess if you wanna have a chat about our colons then just message me. (I might send this in a message too)

[jeannypoo]

@hannahgirasol Yeah, he talked about it in a video awhile back when the price of his medicine went WAY up with no warning. :(

[dragonflight2468]

Was I the only one who laughed like hell when he said "The health care system's more screwed up than an fifty year old fred subscriber?

[StitchedMusik]

D: I can't copyright it! To many peopl have already.. :(( NEED IT ON MI IPOD

[LeahMichelleRoars]

@StitchedMusik .. Then pay the 99cents for it on iTunes.

[StitchedMusik]

@LeahMichelleRoars ...never.

[clausewitzianwar]

I'm right there with you, Hank. I got diagnosed with Crohn's last summer and it SUUUUUUUUUCKS.

[mizzpicklezz]

LOL! nice polka! HAHA

[jobriq5]

lol the last line made me ROFL

[jobriq5]

ewww

[LoveYouALatte17]

Hank... you're kind of a beast.

[iTurnedBlue]

yeeee canada is awesome. come get health care here.

[jed6195]

How...did you make this...rhyme???

Damn dude.

[deathnotedude1]

this song is strangley fantastic

[lolinternet99978]

I HATE MY ULCERS!!

[dethklokilla23]

Awesome 

[LurvYhooXX]

50 year old Fred sub XD love it

[Jiaal]

OH my God, the last line!! XDD

[basherofnoggins]

just one thing about the fred subscriber - that applies equally to all fred subscribers, regardless of age

[evolvingboard]

I liked the fifty year old fred subscriber thing

[KandiiFluff]

That last line was so awesome I had to replay the song

[SticJay74]

For a second, I thought it said urethral coitus instead of ulcerative colitis, lol.

[xXTheDarkLemonXx]

its a good song...but thats a sad song... XD

[DragonDav12345]

@GuitarInTheMaking very very very very very very very very sad

[ginnyisdacoolest]

The tuba makes this 100 times more awesome :D

[Derm1991]

Very^Very Sad

[Tattas999]

@GuitarInTheMaking Very very very very very very very very sad.

[raggamuffins13]

You just got Warner Chilcotted.

[2010Niamh]

@GuitarInTheMaking very very very very very very very sad

[EvilHungarian]

Best. Song. EVER.

[GirlWhoLikes2Comment]

@GuitarInTheMaking very very very very very very sad

[CountryGalAt11]

OH MAN! lmfao hank....

[reccirunescape]

@GuitarInTheMaking ver very very very sad

[hatguy24]

@GuitarInTheMaking very very very sad

[Blade5468]

@GuitarInTheMaking very very sad

(sorry, I don't want to combo break.)

[harrysor]

@GuitarInTheMaking very sad

[presman585]

@GuitarInTheMaking sad