Beer Review - Natural Ice

[juicebodify]

drank this like a dog in college.....good memories.....sometimes i mix it with smirnoff or sobieski...with a cherry mixer....I CALL IT DA BOMB. cuz it explodes you into drunenness

[juicebodify]

may I ask what you do for a living?

[BitterPoetMadman]

@juicebodify Google pays me to drink.

[juicebodify]

@BitterPoetMadman are you serious? i don't think they hire drinkers unless you yourself work for google.

[apocyldoomer]

Natural Ice tastes like panther PISS..absolute GARBAGE..BUT, the WORST of the Worst..would have to be the BEAST..Milwaukees Best..YUCK NOT THE BEST..I'd rather drink Schaefer/Pabst/Piels..AAMOF I'm drinking a Piels right now yuck

[breakmypar]

I love Killian's Irish Red

[8771MalkinCrosby]

Hey did you start drinking before age 21?

[BitterPoetMadman]

@8771MalkinCrosby 19

[8771MalkinCrosby]

@BitterPoetMadman You started drinking at 19

[sandpaperisharsh]

minute 4:40 says it all

[brandonjbassett]

YOU NEED TO REVIEW MILWUAKEE SPECIAL RESERVE.

[bugjones30]

This is what the hipsters drink and they smoke Parliaments...

[OliverZimbelman]

@bugjones30 No, they're fans of PBR more than anything.

[RainyDayBlue8]

is a big beer head good or bad ?

[BitterPoetMadman]

@RainyDayBlue8 You can almost get a real big head out of any beer depending how your pour it into the class, however, if you get some head retention (meaning it sticks around) that is a sign of a quality beer. These Macro Lagers' head won't stick around long. 

[RainyDayBlue8]

@BitterPoetMadman whats yours favorite beer ??

[Mikuruification]

@BitterPoetMadman

¡Que Ondra Negro I get hella fucked up on NAtual ice Wit dese High school Girls mang

[BitterPoetMadman]

@chevy355dz Better yet, check out my other 30 some vid where I down a 40oz of malt liquor in under 5 minutes. Or a 12% 24oz in under a minute. Calling the wrong dude a pansy fuck face.

[blisterpacman]

you shouldnt have even argued with him man, nice review tho im sippin one now and I love it, though i think my favorite is shiner black

[ZZLe4Ni]

It's either a tall can of this or Icehouse for 99 cents here, and man I get 3 or 4 of those and I'm black out drunk but the whole next fucking day I feel like I'm dying. Drinking some now, fuck it. I can get Icehouse tall cans in a 12 pack for 10 bucks though but it's a little far to walk cause my car's fucked.

[blisterpacman]

@ZZLe4Ni because you were drinking and driving?

[1RDP1]

Corn is a grain!! dummie

[bradlygilbert]

might be cheap and gross, but a 12 pack will fuck you up

[JISINSANE3]

This beer is the reason my liver is green and the size of a baby pig, Its also a product of rotten egg farts the next day.

[BitterPoetMadman]

@JISINSANE3 No one likes those kind of farts! I clear myself out of my own room sometimes after a long night with swill.

[synysterr1989]

smells cheap, taste cheap, bitch its the cheapest shit around....

[sophat86]

bra i would say if u are on a budget and ur tryin to get buzzed buy natty ice for a cheep 12 pack high end beers by ab are ok but u kno then again go with what u kno man kudos bitter love your reviews but if ur like me an avid drinking of all beers we can all agree on the same thing if you are trying to get fuked up for cheep go with what u kno and if ur trying to taste beer go with what is in ur pocket bra fuk it im drink nat ice and kudos to all the beer drinkers out their kant stop wont stop

[sophat86]

dude i got that same chair in my room and it is my drinking chair kudos bra

[lkraabel]

natural ice is awesome compared to classic ice, milwaukee's best, and keystone ice.

[deerhunterp]

5/5.... when are you going to review the walgreen's house beer? Big Flats 1901? Cheapest shit ever!

[gunslingerfire]

This reminds me of hanging out in my Dad's basement in Youngstown, Ohio. Cool music! Natural Ice? Yikes, I sure hope you donated the rest of that case to the local battered woman's shelter. Uh oh, a hint of corn?

[blisterpacman]

this beer and milkwakees best make me projectile vomit

[jeffbrister2004]

Hey, man im sorta new to tryin out different beers...and i've heard you mention a couple things alot in your reviews... just curious what is good/bad about having a good 'head' to a beer and having 'lacing'. What do these mean to a beer? Thanks!

[motorheadisgod]

Oh god man that must have been torture! We call it "Nasty Ice" here lol! I find it gets horrible if you don't get it down quick it when its ice ice cold! Something just aint right about that beer!

[BitterPoetMadman]

@motorheadisgod Yeah gotta down it when it's cold.

[Mayhem944]

@BitterPoetMadman Natural Ice is my new beer

[BitterPoetMadman]

@Mayhem944 Any beer you take on as your official beer is probably gonna kick ass. I used to prefer Beast Ice over Natural Ice, only because it was cheaper. ;)

[ronaldtheriot]

I've always enjoyed Natural Ice, for whatever reason.

[DirtyRottenInsult]

You should review king cobra premium malt liquor.

[BitterPoetMadman]

@DirtyRottenInsult I would but I've never seen it around here.

[kookadoo69]

I'm a Canadian, but every time I go to the USA I pick up some Natty Ice, best bang for your buck and better than Milwaukee's Beast Ice!

[BitterPoetMadman]

@kookadoo69 I used to drink it all the time.

[benaliva2012]

if you're trying bad beers you can't forget keystone, shit is the wateriest beer ive ever had

[homie3626]

Yeah I drank about 6 of these 2 nights ago at a party...(not good.. but not terrible..) and I burped so much. It was becoming annoying.

[TFv052]

haha I always drink natural ice cause its cheap...

[boombadave]

Natty ice wasn't made to be in a taste test...it was made so you could empty your change jar and get drunk. Not inviting?Ha Ha Ha. You look retarded examining and smelling a $2.79 a six pack beer. Want something tasty? Sam Adams-Noble Pilz. Shitty week, bank closed couldn't cash check only got $5 but wanna get drunk? NATTY ICE BROTHER!

[meshlife88]

Stroh's is "shorts" backwards. ;)

[killerz00091]

HEY MAN AGREE W / quikgamer DO A STEEL RESERVE REVIEW .. I KINDA HAVE A TOLERANCE TO IT .. BUT THE FLAVOR TO ME IS GOOD. .. THE BEST "MALT LIQUOR" I EVER TIRED WAS MICKEYS.. BUT GIVE IT A TRY.. AN IF YOU CAN GET SOME HURRICANE HIGH GRAVITY LAGER (MALT LIQUOR)MADE BY .. BUDWEISER DO IT ALSO!! KEEP EM COMMIN

[BitterPoetMadman]

I agree that Mickey's is the best malt liquor that I've had as well. Steel Reserve will happen eventually man, stay tuned!

[TheJoeyNitro]

LOL this video rules, the best part is you acting like it's not that bad. LMAO. Natural Ice is the dirtest beer ever. lol

[quikgamer]

Do Steel Reserve!

So good, yet so nasty.

[TFv052]

@quikgamer LOL..steel reserve smells like shit

[IsThisSumBattleToads]

I like how you're doing "bad beers." You should do some malt liquors as well. I recommend King Cobra.

If you want to add some variety to your vids, you should do some of the "energy drinks" like Four Loko, Joose, Max Fury, Sparks, etc. Those seem to be really popular these days and have a very high alcohol content.

[BitterPoetMadman]

The only Malt Liquor I've done is really Colt 45, so I do need to get a few more of those in there. Thanks for the suggestion. If I see any of that enegry crap I'll try to scoop some.

[DigitalSkyline]

Try blue/honey moon (seasonal blends) brewed here in mi ... Nice smooth flavor light with no bad aftertaste. Great for throwing a few back not a heavy beer but very good try it if you get a chance.

[BitterPoetMadman]

I've had the Blue Moon, that's made by Cooers if I'm not mistaken. I'll have to try the Honey Moon when I see it.

[jjrudy41]

what's with all this crap beer. chad tossed up the idea of doing a "search for the worst beer" review, but my issue is (a) i don't want to drink what i know is shitty beer, and (b) my reviews are to introduce people to craft beer, that they may know about, reviewing crap like this is just kinda pointless. they all taste the same and there's nothing good about them...but i give you a lot of credit for taking one for the team.

[BitterPoetMadman]

I think all beer deserves a fair review.. I'll be happy to get back to the craft stuff after the last bad one though.

[jjrudy41]

thank god

[cyberrem]

hey nice review as always! could you try a beer by ``Unibroue `` they are really specials! And a beer called Barbar au miel ( honey barbar ) really strong really good!

[BitterPoetMadman]

I'll keep an eye out.

[cyberrem]

actually the second beer is called Barbãr (Belgian Honey Ale)

[Chad9976]

A D-? Why bother, why not go straight to F? That's splitting hairs isn't it?

It didn't seem quite that repulsive to you, though. You sucked it down fast. For a beer that bad it's gotta be pretty much undrinkable.

Nice job in getting the whole review in one take!

[BitterPoetMadman]

An F would be saying it's as bad as Keystone Ice. If a movie got a half star, vs the movie that got a full star of a genre I'm going to like, and I had to watch one... I'd watch the full star one.

[dieselboi91]

are you doing olde e 800 as part of your bad beer trilogy?

[BitterPoetMadman]

Actually no. Eventually I'll get to that though.

[fa272]

Man, I drank these at a party one night and spent half the next day shitting my guts out. Nasty beer but alright if you just want to get hammered for cheap.

[ejh06752]

DO GENNY CREAM ALE !

[BitterPoetMadman]

Genny Cream Ale? Didn't know that existed! I'll look for it!

[joepic85]

Genesee Cream Ale?? If that is what he is talking about, it is a Buffalo micro brewery. ( In enemy territory since your a dolphin fan)

Im from St. Louis but all my family is in Buffalo, so i've had this one.

[joepic85]

Im also dying for one by the way.. that shit is the best

[Tantrum777]

I need to save you from this shit! man you must be in hell doing these bad beers!!! since your already dead in hell how about you make a great transition go into Rouge Dead Guy Ale I hope you can get that! if you cant Dogfish Head would be another!! Save your soul Come back to craft beer stop torturing yourself! PM me for more beers I would like to see you try out!

P.S. non of them are BMC!!

[Devin1400]

That stuff is pretty bad but if i'm at a party or something and theres nothing else ill drink it. What do you drink with friends/at the bar? I usually stick with heineken

[BitterPoetMadman]

At a bar? Depends what they have on tap. The same place I buy most of my beer is a bar, they have over 100 micro/imports there. I usually drink there so I drink all kinds of stuff. If I'm stuck at a regular place, it's Miller Lite if they don't have anything better on tap.

[neoflynn]

The New Tag Line

"Natty Ice...Well....Its not god awful"

[BitterPoetMadman]

Truth!