weirdest dream ever

[whitebloodrain]

i had a dream i was in a barn with some random hot guy about to get made into chicken nuggets. then these ninja's save us and tell me im the chosen one and i learn how to climb on walls and shizz.:D

[loryr405]

I had a dream that we were under a hurricane warning (we don't even get hurricanes where I am) so my aunt, uncle and two cousins came over to our house. Everyone in the house including them hid in the bathtub. Then my mom started FLYING the bathtub. We flew through a waterfall, and ended up in a field. This person came up to us and snapped us back home. Then I woke up.

[beareatsman]

em mey gesh yerterb

[bopo50]

i had a weird dream where me and my friend were at a football field cuz we were on a football team so like then my friend forgot about me and hung out with this girl the whole time and then they said to get a drink of water and i got one before my friend then the other girl got one and when my friend walked outside she was a hamster

[ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

I had a dream where i was at a weird camp in the woods w/ Tom Hanks and my old camp counselor, and all the popular girls from my camp were fairies and they were looking for me so i had to hide from them, and i could fly too, and for some reason i was at a beach at one point in the dream and the leaning tower of pisa was there. I dunno.

[101raptorkill101]

lol, i had a dream that these two robots came out of my wardrobe and they tried to hold me down and put this needle thing in my arm!

[LoveAndLush]

Haha "ewwww that sucks!!"

[sonicstatic]

I had a damn weird dream last night

I was playing tag with Roger( American Dad Show), and 2 of my ex-classmates. The tagger turned into a zombie, and about half an hour into the game, I had a false awakening, but luckily enough, the clock said 12:30, so I went back to sleep and about 5 mins into the game, Roger squeezed my chest in an attempt to throw me at the tagger. I awoke with a strong feeling and found it hard to breathe for a couple seconds I was like WTF???

[philipmagnusson]

drunk or tired

[Desmond21228]

OH OK long dream well i had a girlfriend i took her to w/virg her mom knocked her out and my mom took photos of the whole thing then her dad tryied to kill me and they not the daughter came back with an automatic tank thing and i used my friend as a human shield wierd dream much?

[7FridayGirl109]

I had a dream one time that we had to read these reports about people from one of my favorite bands that had stuff no one ever knew, and so when I'm done reading mine, we appeared outside and there was a pool and everyone but the readers went swimming, so my celeb crush shows up...then my dad woke me up!

[Jukeboxguy00]

A perfect example of one of the many reason you kids should stay away from crack. For this young lady it's a tad too late.

[megahozer13]

cool dreams

[GabrielaSpinrocks]

my dream last night i got kidnapped by Leonardo Dicaprio (LOL) and he took me out to eat (KFC) and he tried to kiss me (and make a move) . so i got out of the car and strangely i was holding my snack bag (i use it so when i get hungry)i gess he thought it was a gun or something so he grag it from me he look in it and threw it back to me. he took my phone. i got so fed up i grabed my phone and ran home. and then i woke up (LOL)

[princessoflife868]

@GabrielaSpinrocks omg. I had a similar dream about leonardo dicaprio kidnaping me and my friend. then he breaks my phone because he thinks i'm gonna call someone for help. then i get so angry that i break through the window and run run run leaving my friend behind. then i see this woman and her baby and i run to her. then i figure out its leonardo dicaprio in disguise. he tries to grab me but its too late then i run and then i wake up. THE END

[dancingfreak16016]

Ya that makes sence you can't sleep, but yet you had a dream!

[jAzZyFac3]

ur weird

[jelly1150]

maybe it's because all of those things on your walls...

[gsoup123]

aw man.....talking about sleep and dreams so much makes me kinda sleepy....either its that or maybe its cause its like 4 am right now....man i gotta get more sleep....

[elvislover9]

OMG LOL THIS IS U "SADIE" HEY COUSIN

[wowurgorgeous]

you talking about dreams only makes me think about cumming on your face while your sleeping.

Your too gorgeous! I wouldnt do that all the time but I would have to do it at least once. I cant take my eyes off you. my eyes are getting tired. :-)

[ReconArmor4All]

Hey Your weird, stop posting on youtube unless you want a vagina shoved up your head. Im going to take a spoon, carve out your mothers vagina, freeze it, then pour her blood on it, then cut it into little chunks, and hide them. Then ill take a knife, and hack at your neck until your head is easy enough to yank off. Then while your parents are sleeping ill set the head right next to their heads so they have company while they wake up

[SHARTMAN911]

um once again shart on you!!!

[bkruse92]

acid trip?

[chris3ff]

you say youtube like it's a person, haha.

[funkeemonkeez]

hahaha that was too funny

[pipman123]

i had a dream that that america bomed canada so then i went to find the fonz for his magical power. I met him and he gave me the power the shot missles from my hands and i destroyed america

[VegetaRobGT]

"I've been getting no sleep. And lately... I've been having the weirdest dreams."- WTF?

[rorekel]

lol WTF

[6gording6]

LOL my dreams are better than yours.I had a dream where I walked on water you can not beat that,but than again a snow leopard.Sweet dreams :)

[fReAsH666yadigg]

aww no ur cute

[fuzzywuzums]

geez wut is that sunburn from i didnt get it

[thevillagewanker]

Dear God, I had a weird assed dream during the summer.

I was Spider-Man (go figure, i'm borderline obsessed), and I was swinging happily, until a serial killer...named Peanut Butter...i'm not joking...PEANUT BUTTER..came out, and slit my throat...WTF?!?

[colormekristen]

omgosh, that's so scary!!

[princessoflife868]

@thevillagewanker ROFLMAO

[freeLxboxLive]

@thevillagewanker that means there is somehting that you wanna say to some one you dont like but you cant, either bc ur scared or dont have the balls to hahaha just saying ;)

[gocaitygo]

LOL I had one of those weird dreams about work too and ending up quitting. But the weirdest part about that dream was I was saying really smart, like big words smart, and my boss was like wow who are you? and for some reason I took that as offense and I got angry and quit my job. mmmhmm weird lol

[colormekristen]

hahaha

[Brajak]

Wat was on TV? And yeah everyone has weird dreams... but u were probably drawing a penis or something.

[XXLTheTayman]

I had a weird dream, its about the part where she says "here look at this" them im like bam! bam! bam!

...God dam its hard being a horny teenager. There is alot of work we teens must to to remain such dilegent horny shits.

Anyways keep up the good work kristen.

[Mihstur11]

from My nightmares i can make a lot movies they are so weird and scary =( That story its cool and weird

[Cliffdawgy]

Hey omg can I get buy this story from you to use as my movie script for an upcoming blockbuster. Its genius! haha jk good luck with sleeping

[craigrbb]

you dick

[colormekristen]

i can't even imagine having insomnia, i would go crazy.. or get a lot of work done.. one of the two.

[vivaladumbass]

well i get hardly any sleep, i have insomnia, its terrible.

[colormekristen]

at first i thought you were being sarcastic, but then i watched the video again, and i was like shit.. i really do.

[colormekristen]

why, thank you !

[SirSquinty]

Kristen, you have really REALLY excellent diction.

[CodeBlue7]

I've had many weird dreams also.. IT's suxs that most dreams are really bad... anyways i hate dreams unless they are really cool.