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  • @uzzie88 I asked my dad the other day if beat boxing is halal and he was like to me depends and told me exactly what you had written.

  • the lyrics can be clean, but the beats made by the instruments are haram still, beatbox is just replacing the instrument, youo can see what beats do to people, they have their head bopping like them churchill dogs you see in peoples cars, not trying to be rude, just saying it as it is

    take care

    Asalamu Alaikum

  • 0:56 haha. it is a nasheed song from malaysia. the song is "ingat lima perkara sebelum lima perkara". "remember five things before five things". :)

  • brother how can you guys hold the quran like that....

    :(

  • LOL the Raihan part always cracks me up :P

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ 4.46

  • ASTAGHFIRULLAH... Look At 2.45... That is disrespect of the Qur'an.

  • @ALTEY12345 No he threw the Prayer mat, the Qur'an is sill in his left hand :)

  • haha lol

  • 9:48 cracked me up .. "tanga tanga tanga" :D

  • I want this tape... Seriously, there should be a real Halal Mix Tape. I'd buy it.

  • QUESTION!!!! : assalamu alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh

    could someone PLEASE tell me what is the name of the song that the guy in the beginning id not understand the language.??? pleasseee??

    JazakAllah khair

  • My Favorite youtube clip ever! JazakumAllah khayr!

  • So funny

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, OMG I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE MICHAEL JACKSON BEAT IT REMIX, THE MOON WALK OMG LMFAAAOOO, YOU LOT CRACK ME UP.

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  • LOL hilarious! And musically gifted :D

  • nice work guys! Self humor is one of the best ways to confront stupidity and prejudice...

  • AMAZING VIDEO!!!

  • Top video!

  • We should fear Allah and not joke using the religion its fine to have fun and joke but that should not be done with the religion! One time a group of companions were joking about the religion and Allah revealed this Ayat: Say is it with Allah and his Prophet that you were mocking. Don’t make an excuse now verily you have disbelieved after your Belief........... Surah Tawbah Ayat 65-66

  • Im not even muslim. But this video almost makes me want to be hahaha

    top work!

  • Whahahh crazy guys, they dancing in mosq, that's freak guys.

    But your all funny guys, look 1:38 Sheyg Wath Ya Mama give you!!

  • Where do I get a copy??????

  • wow. i feel so ashamed it's unbelievable.

  • we should be serious in times of fitna

  • wallah this video is a joke

  • this never gets old! very creative mashAllah

  • HALAL YA3NI LOL

  • are u jooking

    are u making fun of ISLAM ????

  • @malie101 thats really wat i am feeling,, and 2 of my friends are in an argument right now about this video.. so i dont get it?? is this a joke?? i dont think we shuld be joking about religion but again this confuses me,, cause it doesnt feel like a joke at the same time :S

  • @ozal91 ok i read the video description apparently it is a joke,, I dont get it?? r u mocking islam?? wat benefit r u getting from this?

  • @ozal91 Brother nasheeds are not haram but not all nasheeds are halal

    Nasheeds have rules

    So please chek the rules out and please know that the shaytan will make bad things seem good.

    May Allah Help Us and Guide Us all Amiiin.

  • if they actually made a mixtape i would actually buy it!

  • is this funny: NO!!!!!

  • legit, i'd this...

  • lol i love the guy at the pc!!

  • @helema23 me too hahaha

  • HAHAHA witr witr without u

  • rthts tooo sik lool

  • Bismillah.

    assalamu aleykum wa rahmatullah!

    this is so cool,wher can i buy vol.1 and vol.2 i am from gemrany and want to buy both.but are you sure that it is really 100% helal,i thought i read that some of the ulama said that immitating musicinstrument is also haram,but Allahualem!?

  • @haythamrobly they were just playin they wouldnt make such a tape....

  • Brilliant barak allah fik.  selam aleikum...from germany

  • @Schamsuddin1

    hehe salam also from germanyyyyy:)

  • i would actually buy that

  • that was so funny...love it heheheheh...cant stop laughing...

  • 1:02 wow i didnt know they listen to malaysian nasheed

  • lol, this is great stuff! keep it coming!

  • real funny

  • real funny 

  • FUNNNYY STUFFFF

    ALL YOU SAD CUNTS SHUT UP AND GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR

  • Dangerously stupid. Some parts. Be careful. The Quran will mention this on day of judgement. And it could speak against you. Just in case your wondering. The salaat will appear as a old wise man. Not sure how the Quran will appear.

  • As Salaam u 'Alaikum

    Ramadhaan Kareem

  • AFOOOOOOOSA!!!!

  • As much as i love to see 'halal music' have respect for the Quran, prayer etc. The guy holding the Quran was holding it like it was a science book. Mocking any part of the din is dangerous!

  • I love this video, we need more like this!!!

  • Lmao this rocks! Ramadan Kareem!

  • Ananın amı

  • this is Quite funni but as far as halal is concerned i dont think so...

  • halal?

  • this is quite funny

  • so clever, when one brother bent and the other put the glass on his back. really clever mashallah

  • bahhaa 1:40 ;o

  • LOL the "Read It" song was sick! Haha dang some of these songs are good:P Good job brothers!

  • not sure whether this is halal..?

  • Halal ya'ni :D

  • Lol I understand that Nasheed. It's in Indonesian

  • lol omg

  • and wth come do "mughee on tha floor"

    Translation please.

  • @WhiteBannrFlyinHigh murghee on the floor loool its sort ov a punishment for lil kids in pakistan/afghanistan lmaoo

  • Read it, I dont Wanna be and Gin and Juice.... Is haram..., witr without you

    LOL Best Wunz, kick azz

  • halal ya'nee ........

  • LOL awesome stuff, keep 'em coming guys!

  • the QURAN SUPPOSED TO BE HELD WITH THE RIGHT HAND

  • @lilpain10 the Qur'an is supposed to b in ur heart.

    Stop hatin

  • @WhiteBannrFlyinHigh he was holdin it in the left hand and da left hand is mostly for the bathroom

  • @lilpain10 You are right, but it's ok let them. Let their Eiman get strong they'd know Inshallah Jazakallah

  • lol

  • hey bro I see you!!! I was cracking up over here!!!

  • That's very creative. I'm not muslim but I'd still listen to it. I'm not even a rap fan and that makes it cool. Good Job Guys!

  • "Halal yani..." !!!

    This is some funny raw edited stuff.

  • Funny

  • @Indialunkai Yo Dude chill stop calling people bitchez okay. indians and pankistans whats the difference? And when people ask you nicely to shut up do it. And when people use the comments space use it with respect because everyone will know you by what you write and your a jerk so seriously change your ways cause your disgracing all of humanity. Seriousli

  • @tropicana13579 Thank you brother

  • da only fing i minded was at 3.05 da guy was flingin da quran around, he shud hav held it with respect the retard. sum of its funny, but dnt overdo it mans

  • Gotta admit, "Witr Without You" was really clever

  • @keythah

    No it wasn't. Are you like stupid or something.

  • @keythah ya lol

  • @keythah lol i loved that one too!!

  • dis aint a gud thing mre takinn da piss out of da muslimz deze mtyz are dumb fukkz

  • Learn proper grammer!!

    This is hard to read.

    I am sorry,

    no offense.

  • lol itz ok

  • haha sheikh whatchamamagaveya

  • This has been cracking me up for two years now. Witr without you is still my all time favorite. :-D thanks brothers!!

  • Infidel31 I would ruin your face for insulting the Quran but us Muslims have class

  • You idiot these guys arent indian probably pakistani

  • go away man... all the comments were really positive until you came!! :(

    and btw it looks like ugly is the only word you know!!! plz stop.. im asking nicely now

  • @Indialunkhai And no im not indian im pakistani,,,

  • Hey comon man, there shouldnt be any difference between indians, pakistanis, and even bangladeshians. We share the same blood and even if the religions are not the same, u should still respect how Allah subhanawatallah gave everybody, muslims and Khafirs, a chance to live and prove how they will live their lives; as a muslim or not. Just respect everybody and treat them as you would want to be treated urself.

  • @facebook36 its Bangladeshis dude not bangladeshIANS! lol

  • @facebook36 : I agree that we should respect everyone regardless of race, religion, creed, sexual orientation etc. However, the same blood is not necessarily true, at least it isn't true for most Pakistanis considering that a majority of Indians are from the dravidian race. We do have some shared history which makes our cultures similar at times.

    minor thing...but I agree with your message! :)

  • @facebook36

    True true..its sad that most ppl dont see it that way

  • @facebook36 Bangladeshians??

  • @facebook36

    Bangladeshis btw :D Tc iA, wasalaams

  • lolz that's hilarious i think i need to buy that stuff.

    The funny thing is i knew almost all the original rap songs these brothers made islamic.

    Very good names by the way lol

  • Hilarious and original! 5 stars.

  • luvin the song names!!!!

  • this would be good if i had any idea of what u guys were talking about, feel me?

  • Feel free to pose your questions.

  • LOLLOLOLOL

  • "Big Beard brothers, Whats your Walis Number, Lets Get Nikaah'd, I Love It When You Call Me Big Imam, 99 Names But Khudas Not One, Lets Talk About Salah...." ROFL SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! You guys remind me of Baba Ali cause you both have the same audience. inshAllah you should work on a project together, it'd be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol!!!love it. you guys have too much time on your hands...hahahhaha

  • LMFAO. this shit is funny .

  • u guys r mocking islam...

  • wow this is really impressive. and sooo funny. They should really make a halal mixed tape I need some good music to listen to. I really liked '5 on it'

  • LOL SHAYKH WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU

  • Lol they won't being serious in the video.

  • Nope, they are simply showing some people how they act, like a mirror.

    Only wise ones are able to get the message here, as you can see others are struggling with their cussing etc. coz they dont get it at all.

    More power to you Gandaghee guys

  • And your calling your self wise? I said they wern't serious about the number. I think these guys are wahabies

  • Well, you are free to conclude anything, personally I know that they are not wahabies.

    Take it easy its not the end of the world or something, and if you wish to then you should leave a question here for those that have posted this video which I believe are also the producers of this.

  • 1) Its unislamic to speculate.

    2) Do you know these guys?

    3) NO, they are not wahabies

    4) Your assertion about wisdom is again a speculation.

    5) of course, someone who is portraying how things happen and then dramatize those for viewing pleasure how could that be serious, YES, they are not serious .

    Do you get it now what I said? or, do we need to go on arguing here for nothing which will not benefit you or me.

    Peace

  • Quran Khani is 100% a part of Islam!

    This video was produced by Wahabi-Kharjis! Who are deviants of Islam! They are NON-Sunni Muslims.

    PS: Dont be at a Quran Khani, but it is your loss!

  • what is Qur'an Khani? i dont understand...

  • A Qur'an Khani is when some one has died and you go to the mosque and pray for them. You know where you recite some thing and for each recital of a surah you pick up a prayer bead and place it in with the other beads that have been used to recite something.

  • @xtremeownage2 THEN AGAIN>> please correct me if im wrong, but didn't the prophet Muhammed PBUH say something along the lines of, "those who divide the ummah and create sect are NOT from me"?

    SO.. where im getting at is > it doesnt matter weather or not they are sunni or not, as long as they believe and pray to Allah, pray 5 times a day and believe in the 5 pillars, they are muslim, so DONT start dividing us. SHAME ON YOU

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  • @xtremeownage2 According to you, Brother, what is it that i am doing that is misguiding others? please quote me.

  • Quran Khanni is 100% allowed of Islam. People in the video who are against it are spreading false information.

    .

    Quran Khanni is not mandatory, but it is a great thing to do.

  • i heart the song hifzin!!!

    and sheikh wa shamma gevya

    <33

  • LOL @ SHAYKH WA SHAMAMA GEVYA ROTFL

  • READ IT!!! haha

  • lol

  • hihihihi MashaAllah SubhanAllah..... good done brothers!!!!

  • Loved it!

  • lol shaykh wa-shamama gevya

  • i perfer just dean it rather then just read it

  • is there a music cd for this? cuz if thre is i'll defenetly get it enshala

  • hahaha....hahahaha

  • Tearin' my Iman and Witr without you are the funniest.

    AWESOME

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • hahah u guys are funny! lolzzzzzz

  • awesome brothers mashAllah

  • I dont agree with this but wont leave bad comment put if people want to make videos like this you shouild not use Quraan in your videos nor be doin this behaviour inside masjid. May Allah guide us all, Inshallah.

  • mashallah great video! great work guys!

  • these guys are fantasticcccccccccc. keep up the good work dont listen to no one

  • i dont really like what they do, i dont think its a good thing, coz ppl will originally think/link it back to the original song, ie: Sexy Back & Sunnah back, ppl will obv. think of the song Sexy back...that aint reallly right

  • the guy at 8:37 is sooo gayyy

  • La7awla Walaquwata ilaa Bilaah,.

    Alah yahdiikum.......

  • HAHAHAHAHA OMG!

  • Awesome idea guys!! So creative "I got 5 on it!" :D

  • Seldom have I laughed my but of as much I did to night HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

  • kjo video po me duket disi e dyshimt .pak humor.

  • sick comedy

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  • Do you actually need a hadith or Verse from the Quran to tell you that doing anything with your left hand is haram. Are you even a muslim, cause if you are then i would hate to eat in the same plate as you. Every muslim knows you cant do anything with your left hand except wipe your backside (stinga).

  • so is that the only problem. if they redid this vid holding the quran / even not holding quran at all..

    any other objection?

  • Are you kidding me?

    Is this islamic behavior.

    I can´t imagen sahabas doing or allowing this. Holding Quran in the left hand and dancing. Queting salah?

    I must admit that i laughed but its wrong to do this. It aint muslim behavior. Grow up and study or atleast find you someone to mary. Your are all growen up mens that need ISLAM

  • I sooo agree!!!

  • read it is micheal jackson's beat it

  • Salam Alaikum half these comments are from kuffars so dont pay attention... kuffars trying to break us apart=D and whats wrong with holding the quran with your left hand? stop making haram halal n halal haram give me the hadith which states you cant hold the quran with your left hand.... are you also the people who say you shoudnt have your legs higher than the kitab? stop making haram halal n halal haram...

  • HILARIOUS!!!

  • whats the original song from "I got five on it"?

  • He's holding the quran with the his left hand, thats the hand you do stinga from. This is wrong.

  • @ 3:00 the brother is holding the Holy Quran in his hands while singing and dancing - astagfullah

  • (cont) same response from every Muslim. So instead of being overly critical, how about you learn to accept these differences and move on and correct your mistakes first. You can only fix yourself and not other people. If you learn to become a better person, then your example can perhaps inadvertently fix people. But blasting your opinion on a loudspeaker won't do anything.

  • Alright, because I dislike arguing, if you DON'T like it, can you simply not comment on it? Seriously, can we avoid all this back-and-forth rebutting? I'm speaking this from my own experience because somebody indirectly told me I wasn't following Islam correctly and that left me so confused that it made me more fearful than happy and secure about the way I was following Islam. Although I'm still recovering, I've realized that having a tight grip on Allah(SWT)'s rope is not going to illicit the

  • i know there's a lot of criticism about this but even though it's absolutely hilarious (talk about an ab workout).... there's a seriousness to it so inshaa'allah Allah rewards you for your efforts...