OMFG - Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Part 9: I fought the law, and the law won...

[OmegaDirective343]

Hey Jesse just want to say that I'm ready for them Zombies!

[MrMcflooble]

hah Im 16

that was a near miss

[simoninaspeedo]

even if i was born in the last 15 years the zombies wouldent get people like me.....

i have plans

[babbies321]

The... the... fu... what? What is this? You.. you had it! You were in! No guard would have complained if you waltzed right into the morgue wearing a pink feather bower with an icecream in your hand! There was no need to kill people!

[monkeynicaud]

Is the answer to this question no?

[aqwfooddood]

lol, im 13 and i i can say,that guy sucks at dancing,even im better then him

[babbies321]

@aqwfooddood surrre.

[MegaLolburger]

Yay, i wasnt born in the last 15 years, I wont look like a cunt in the future!

[192330Shelby]

jesse if we die from the zombies i think youll die first cause the zombies go for the fat people first haha he he right man im just kindin with yas i thinks

[diamondkid277]

this year i turn 15 and according to jesse ill look like break dancers in the future, -__- FML

[TheRedAzuki]

@diamondkid277 @MegaLolburger This game is played out in 2027 and now it is 2012 (2011 when he recorded) which means 15-16 years in the future, which means the ones that are 15 will be 30 and they look around 30. so that is why he said so.

[nemesisnick66]

all the trouble of getting permission to go down there from wayne haas just to sneak around like a dum dum

[MrRexsaber]

i prefer the being a zombie then a freak

[Battlefield1235]

I'm about to slap Jesse across the face for thinking the people in the morgue were enemies.>:(

[dzello]

Omg, @needs absolve@, you pressed something else?

[Kengion]

Last 15 years eh? Thank god for 1995.

[pie491]

Jesse, your a dick sometime

[plikminlol]

Oh my god Jesse, the people in the morgue were friendly. You got the receptionist to make them let you through. None of them had to be shot or snuck around :/

[THEMrFill]

just watched the end of it as Jesse dies because of SHOTGUN TO THE FACE... oh well, next time he'll learn to not go around shooting up a police station :-P

[THEMrFill]

Jesse REALLY has to learn to sell the guns he's not using, not to mention the ammo and stuff he'll never use (revolver & shotgun)

[Arguingwithmyself1]

Wow... jesse just sneaked through an entire building that he had permission to go into.

WELL DONE, JESSE. *slow clap*

[trybenga]

I cant wait for the future tbh if it's gonna be anything like this, human augmentation ftw

[jeeves833]

10:56 I'm actually on my PSP while watching this. You got me Jessie, you got me

[DepressedPsycho]

Just another one of those 16 years ago.

[Zysama102]

Man your lucky, I made him cry and had to spent alot of time sneaking around the place then just massacering them

[Craziguy33]

shit i'm going to look like a faggot -_-

[cbthewierdo]

Thank god I was born 16 years ago

[AimBotsHere]

Dammit!!!! i was born in the last 15 years :/ thanks Jesse...

[wolfmanrulz]

... why is Jesse beating up random police officers who are on his team?

[MUFCtom95]

I was born 16 years ago... Thank god

[0nowztar]

you was allowed to be in there killed all the people for nothing idiot

[Lawsondgage]

Just use the "absolve" option every time. The ending will make you feel good about yourself!

[ItsSoundwave]

If you're going to sneak, might want to hide the bodies :P

[pissedoffatyt]

thank goodness i was born in the last 17 years xD

[awell211]

jessie i think you are going to hell

"introduce THE HELLEVATOR"

[Alan27Jorn]

"1856."

"1859??"

"1856."

"1859?????"

[ThePjpaddy]

like is you think Jesse should play Bioshock 1 + 2 there good games

[pivotpuncher]

well i look like that now im paving the way

[xRevan116x]

I was born in the last 15.6 years. Yes! I'm not a fagggit!

[yosasuke22]

What if i was born in the last 16 years?

[Iced0826]

Hm...So Jesse...You know where Manila is? :">

[minecrafter109]

you fgucking idiot use the lazer site thing by combining it with a fucking gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rayfin8]

LMFAO! I almost piss myself. He went Grand theft auto on the police station XD

[Sammyshel]

HAHA i was born in the last 16 years YES I WONT LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE

[TakunThing]

But jesse because of all the zombie killing games we play and the hunting AND the training im pretty sure we could take care of it in a matter of days especially if we have the people transforming killed beforehand or locked up for testing.

[0Tanaka0]

Jesse beated up friendly npc's...

[EPICMuffinMan]

Aaaah so frustrating ur allowed to be ther cos u talked to that haas guy no sneaky sneaky or takedowns required!

[4Righton]

Nooo. i was born 1996

[DeSabLad]

watching this pissed IT'S SO AMAZING HAHA

[muno44ty]

phew im not gonna look like that guy 1 good thing about zombie apocalipses

[Gigigiritina]

Shit. I'm 16 :S

[Jakkization]

OMG!!!!! nooooooooooo!!!!  i was born exactly 15 years ago D:

[TheFalseDarkness]

Thank fuck I wasn't born in the last 15 years...

[Lukishika]

@TheFalseDarkness good damet i was born in the last 15 years

[Whiskey21882]

@TheFalseDarkness Lucky

[dabomb612]

14:38 U KILLED HAAS



[TheNicozu]

Crap there goes the Robocop Refrence

[Lashb1ade]

10:25 What? He left? I was watching the news. If he hadn't said that i wouldn't have noticed.

[zachbaube]

bobby fuller reference ftw

[mrrip2009]

He is Omega, He is Omega... DOUBLE OMEGA What does it mean?

[Potatogalaxy]

Jesse, I have you open in six tabs... wait, that came out wrong...

[SigSaw22]

my butthole is bleeding from the power clenching

[ComotoseOnAnime]

also he's a dumbass, you don't have to creep around and hide from friendlies "Facepalm"

[ComotoseOnAnime]

he shouldn't have crushed haus, you could have just continued to absolve him and it would have worked as well, you wouldn't have been able to get into the armory and a couple of other places but you'd be less of a dick as well.

[PGCHIMP123]

I dont care sir I don't care lmfao

[GrandvisionStudio]

Wow Jesse is stupid. ._.

[imageConstruct]

by watching this let's play, i've learned about all the shit i can get away with in deus ex

thank jesse

[firechick234]

Hey Jesse in louisiana people call cops po-po :3

[A1fAnERD]

I love how the guy gives him permission to be there and he insists on killing dudes and creeping.

[DualEagle]

Did you ever visit that shop the hostage-man told you about? The one where you tell the gun-runner the hostage man's name and you get a discount? Theres something nice there which might interest you.

[landeneagan]

The last 15 years...but I'm 15 =(

[Oathblivion]

Oh thank God I was born in '91... o_o;

[Hyperminer]

DAMNIT! I dont wanna look like that :( and i dont like zombies :( xD

[Liberykiller]

@Hyperminer nobody like zombies, let's just band together and hope that we will be a better generation of survivors

[bevill77]

lol i just assumed you wanted to hear news not that you had a call

[hexen203]

If the girl from The Ring ever comes to kill you, just leave your TV facing an open window. Worked for me.

[T33H33productions]

I find it hurlarious that you were creepin' from guys that new you were there and were okay with it :P

[MrTheDecoy]

jesse's definition of "blaze of glory" shooting unarmed men and women who are trapped behind bars unable to fight back.

[darkhawknmb]

@MrTheDecoy This is Jesse what do you expect

[ajkriz86]

Come on Jesse, practicing your stealth skills?. I HAD to sneak cause I couldn't talk them into letting me in but you... damn, you could've just wondered in there like you owned the place.

[MrKENTfirst]

Ачиву олдскульного геймера он видимо купил =\

[ademkanso]

is every car in that city based on a Prius?

[matthew9496]

and this came out four days after my B-day. lol

[justindman00]

only gamers shall live through the zombie apocalypse :)

[MrHowardSquared]

Alpha: Top-dog, leader types. Take nothing from nobody. Ego-maniacal at times.

Beta: Second-in-command, looking for an opening to get to alpha.

Omega: Reserved, beaten-down. Susceptible to aggression.

[darkmasterftwlal]

Also jesse , Get a stun gun , its very effective, one shot kill , usefull for first boss

Thumbs up so he can see

[monkeymanisons]

I do like it when people go, what would you do in the zombie apoclispse... well if only a select few in the worl survive out of the billions... I would most likely be a zombie.

[Themannemannen]

Hello, and welcome to hacking with Jesse. :P

[wookiedestroyer101]

lol that was hilarious jesse keep up the good workXD I loved the bit were you beat up the cop I am still laughing my ass off and taht happened like 5 mins ago:P

[TheDecentlyEpicGamer]

WHY JESSIE?!! He said, "I'll give you clearance," meaning they will let you in. They only shot you before, because they don't like you hacking all their stuff! Why are you so stupid!

[Baleur]

@TheDecentlyEpicGamer hhahahah i ask the same thing / yell the same thing on most lets players on youtube, yet i still cant stop watching their vids or be any less entertained by them. Sigh.

[TheZydrateOverdose]

You all complain too much. Frankly, Jessie probably doesn't give a damn, and probably filmed many of these in advance...so...the advice does not really help.

[0Darkaros]

@TheZydrateOverdose He actually DOES take our advice and he actually DOES take time between videos to consult the comments. That's how he took Hacking instead of Jumping-Past-Gate a while back.

[TheMuseli]

This is much easeier to enjoy if I just listen to it. Watching leads to too much frustration as Jesse blunders past another vent or gun or...oh, he's punching someone, better watch this bit :)

[oneinter]

Damn jesse you are full retard.

[Kromgar1337]

I AM JUST SCREAMING CRUSH HIM

[17Haru17]

Lolfail. Hint: don't knock out the cops!

[starcraftguy3]

just another day of jesse at the office...... shooting cops

[MrMarauderification]

i think jesse's problem is he doesn't really care about any of the characters, they're just obstacles to be crushed to complete the quest, that's not what deus ex is about.

[Bluecloudandrew]

@MrMarauderification Agree.

[Shredow2]

JESSE WHY YOU PLAY THIS GAME LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE. You miss out on ALOT if you play like that.

[MrBiggles42]

Jesse how could you!? D:

I almost teared up when you shattered him like that. Q_Q

[pauloth132]

Stop fucking whining guys if you don't like the way he plays play it yourself

[thespecialonept]

COULD YOU PLEASE PLAY ATTENTION TO THE GAME, YOU WERE ALLOWED TO WALK PAST EVERYTHINGGGG!

[kercondark]

Jesse you idiot .... yes I had to

[klotz89]

u sooooo bad jesse

[WindLeader]

what i like to do is make a save file right before you start then just blast your way through the entire place and find EVERYTHING and look at everything

then once your done, load up the save file and actually sneak through and find everything valuable without being found

[Xaezel]

GreenDay reference! Your even more of my favorite now!

[Themannemannen]

Jesse knows that the friendly NPCs won't hurt him, but it's hilarious to watch him creepin' 'round like that :3

[NinjaKilo]

Jesse you REALLY terrible at games..... just sayin

[KorGaraak]

@OMFGcata Eat the Pro Energy stuff. It refills your energy bar, and frees up inventory space.

[darkenwarrior]

I didn't know you left, I was detracted by the tv you set us in front of :x

[rawrblah]

Jesse you should quicksave before each Hack that way if you fuck up you can just reload without wasting valuable attempts. It's even more useful once you start hacking level 4-5 terminals.

[morewhitethanu]

@OMFGcata now that you blackmailed him, he's gonna come after you and try to shoot you up later.

[Calmor25]

aaaawwww Ill be dead by then. I was born in the past 15 years

[betkiss]

watch TB's WTF is deus ex: human revolutions you will learn how to play OMG

[roflmao153]

this is going to take a while....

[ixTec]

Owned.

[celticking32]

Jesse my clenched butthole demands that:

1. You take the heavy objects lifting aug

2. You press F5 to quicksave

3. Spam E to loot everything

4. Not try to hide from friendly NPCs who dont care you're there :| Green=friend

5. Loot the Police Station Armory. You saw the sign "ARMORY THIS WAY" like 10 times and you ignored it?! DAAAAAAAMN

That's just the start too :-|

[jeffl0385]

@celticking32 In this case you are completely correct, but green doesn't always equal friend. I don't want to spoil anything but later there are guards that are green until you enter their restricted area.

[celticking32]

@jeffl0385 Completed the game myself, but we both know he won't reach said guards within the next 30ish episodes due to the amount of lootable things there are en route to them :D For now he should just stick with "green=friend". When in doubt -> quicksave and walk up them/try walking around. RESTRICTED signs are usually very obviously placed.

[demolaynick]

the quicksave hotkey is f5 btw and quickload is f8, its really nice for hacking

[NightHawk3121]

Damn Jesse even with all your nifty Augs you managed to piss off guy at receptions desk :P He'll NEVER forget you

[BillyTheRatKing]

Lol. You were allowed to go through the police station because you talked to the guy at the desk. You didn't have to knock out anyone or avoid the camera

[Tzuky01]

Jeese, why didn't you upgrade the combat rifle?

[KAB8O0M97]

GOD DAMIT JESSE!!!!!!! U WERE ALLOWED TO WALK PAST EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Teriul]

@KAB8O0M97 Real men don't walk, they creep! Also wouldn't be half as funny.

[thomasf]

@KAB8O0M97 LOL that shit took me an hour to get down to the morgue and moving dumpsters climbing ladders and sneaking past guards and crawling through vents

[ThisTroper1]

@KAB8O0M97 ...

[RoelZwakman]

1:10 omg, imma be able to dance!

[Lawldudz]

Jesse has to learn alot to succeed in this game :/

[kokoroyer]

heard theres an announcement but cant find it and cba to spend half an hour for the whole damn thing...........

[Razorblaze999]

Jesse... I played left 4 dead I will be fine when the zombies come.

[schimmelcore]

Jesse ;) You know hacking gives shitloads of xp ;)

and realy clean your bag space :p

[evildutch25]

Really Jesse, how on earht are you ever going to beat a boss in this game. I wonder......

[VerySexyPenguin]

he said dickuless

[sedwardpenton]

did that dude throw a grenade through the windo?w

[Kohatho]

You did better then me. I just did a massacre of the cops ...

[sadasda32423]

Ah! My butthole is so clenched right now! Y U NO PLAY GAMES GOOD?!

[MeMbErOfZiT]

Jesse, who is a bigger badass- Geralt or Jensen?

[L3mm0n2]

Oh Jesse, the way you play Zombie Games you would be dead within the first hour of infection :)

[159873642]

Things Jesse needs to learn;

1. Better inventory management,

2. Mission objective directions (if it's a X, it's on the same level as you, if it's a triangle pointing up, it's on a level above you, if it's a triangle pointing down, it's on a level under you),

3. Colour of people indicated in your mini map (if it's green, they are friendly and will not attack you unless provoked, if it's grey it will attack you on sight).

[Lozzer70]

And that is why I prefer suits...

Zombie Apocalypse? Say wha?

[thesecondislander]

Jesse, max out hacking and try to use Nukes and shit like that more often, i bet you it will really paý off later in the game, even right now!

[xXOmegaEliteXx]

JESSE U NOOB!!!! u don't need to sneak that's the point of u blackmailing the guy in the beginning 

[Kirin122]

In the end every1 dies !

[silentpoet1988]

for the keypads your can use your computers keypad :)

[SweWarg666]

Why, why, WHY! Why can you NOT learn to do those 4 things; 1) Reload your weapons at every time you have an opportunity 2) Understand what the quest and/or the persons you interact with tells you, it's really obvious 3) Look at the signs that are posted pretty much everywhere, that tells you exactly where you're supposed to be going 4) Dump the shit you don't use/need at the merchant? I love your videos, but the fail is just unbearable sometimes.

[ImagineCrayt]

@SweWarg666

Because that's not fail and wouldn't cause extreme rage.

[hoihoiafwasmiddl]

I realy dont want to look like that guy! :S

[fsriders]

hmph, speak for urself jesse, im 16, have 3 guns a gun license and a plan and im well prepared for the zombie apocalypse, there is NO WAY i'm going to die during it :P lol

[masterdimsen]

@fsriders Well yeah, but he said last 15 years... you're alright, no worries there :D

[fsriders]

@masterdimsen lol its close enough to the past 15 haha, only like.. 3 months out XD

[masterdimsen]

@fsriders 3 months are 3 months ;) U wouldnt be stopped from going into the bar if you just turned whatever the required age is wherever you live...

[fsriders]

@masterdimsen I would be stopped, to get into bars u need to be 18 haha

[masterdimsen]

@fsriders Well yeah, thats why I as said if you'd just turned the required age...

[Saufriser]

@fsriders Who needs guns? Just hit them hard enough with a mighty battle axe! :o

Also: You're not born in the last 15 years, unless you're 15 or younger. 15 and one day? Not the past 15 years.

[fsriders]

@Saufriser yeah i know its not the past 15 years, but its close enough lol, and pfft, battleaxes are hard to swing around, you'll get tired out before you'd be able to escape :P

[Saufriser]

@fsriders Escape? No real warrior escapes. The number of zombies is limited, my power and hatred is not! :D

[fsriders]

@Saufriser lol if that were true, then medieval battles wouldn't have lasted about 2 minutes at a time :P

[NoamUD]

Breaking rocks in the, hot sun. I fought the law, and the law won!

[8L0NDI3]

"You've had some 'work' done". Penis enlargement.

[Slavman24]

Jesse plays Deus Ex: Human Devolution

[Nhordmyr]

switch off the yellow info markers, damnit! are you handicapped??

[Nhordmyr]

deus ex 1 almost = deus ex 3. brilliant!

[ComradeKaile]

everytime i see jesse going through a bin i immediately think "GARBAGE DAY!"