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  • Sup jus screamin atchu for no reason

  • This was my reaction when I read some of the mass effect 3 spoilers

  • period pains?

  • what did your mom think when you roll this game and video-ing it?! lol

  • Woooooaaaah!

    [pauses for breath]

    Wooooaaaaaaaah!

  • thats some constipation

    and orgasm..... just shoot him so he can shit himself

  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • i don't think he likes you

  • Longest. Orgasm. Ever.

  • I assume the it was Shepard who yelled all the time, and considering that hair covering his head thick... Oh my god! This is Wookie !

  • Just jump! You're only three feet up!

  • he's screaming begging for mercy to shppard, hahahahah, biotic rules

  • IT'S TOO HIGH!!!

  • He's like one of those pot-heads that go WHOOOAAAA! at every little thing!

  • lol honestly there are so many videos with AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH / WHOAHHHHHHHHHH as the title for these weird ME glitches. it's so fuckin funny

  • O_o WTH?

  • stop torturing him

  • It was funny when he was screaming...then fucking hilarious when he shrunk away from Shepard as she approached.

  • Exactly how ugly is your Shepard?

  • Just leave him God DAMN IT! LOL!

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  • ...is it just me or when you turned away he suddenly started to screaming more, like asking you to turn back to him LOL ...maybe he's masochist who likes to scream, while looking at scary things...OMG

  • Holy Shit!

    If hot pink armour does this, then sign me up!

  • Merc: AHH! NO GO AWAY YOU'RE SCARING MEEEEEE!!!!11

  • very amusing

  • ha ha ha ha ha that was funny

  • I thought it was the guy playing until he turned around and the voice was panned.

  • this is what i did when i finished rage and seen the crappy ending

  • @Phill3h Me too, the whole story of ME2 was... bad. I didn't have fun being mommy shepard flying around the galaxy in my minivanspaceship to pick up my children and deal with their problems. Thats what most of the game was about. And the final boss just made me go "Are you fucking serious?". Everything that needed to be improved in ME1 was either ripped out of dumbed down. Hey at least the shooting is better (Though I didn't mind it at all in ME1)

  • @D7K3J he wasnt talking about mass effect, i think he is actually talking about the game RAGE...

  • "nooo, what's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE FUCKIN' BOX!?"

  • Meth.

    Not even once.

  • Sounds like Sam Neil from the movie Horizon

  • Clearly he is absolutely petrified of heights, and that desk he is standing on is giving him a severe case of vertigo. I for one feel sorry for this man.

  • justin beiber's music must be playing in his helmet lol

  • LIVIN ON A PRAYER

  • WTF

  • i..i...what.

  • That's one hell of a shit he's taking.

  • you probably have one of the most ugliest shepard ever

  • I guess that's Chewbacca under that armor, right?

  • How ugly is your shepard? My god

  • @Rubadubstepable Not as ugly as your podunk incest byproduct self

  • He's just scared of heights.

  • haha what the hell?

  • Haha, I had this happen once.

  • Constipation 

  • he's not screaming he is singing justin bieber song

  • i wonder how many hours worth of screaming they recorded for this game.

  • you have a butt ugly shepard hahaha thats why he's screaming

  • I want to 'like' ever single comment here

  • He watched 2 girls 1 cup.

  • WOoooOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUU UUUUUAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUURGHHHHHHHH!!! !!!

  • I guess he just finished watching Boku No Pico

  • @Pinksleee Yeah, that made me scream out of joy too.

  • @Pinksleee >Implying that Boku no Pico is bad

  • Wtf? XD how did you do that?

  • I heard you get an achievement from screaming enemies.

  • lol justin bieber is bein played constantly in his headset

  • clearly a fear of justin beiber music

  • NO NOT THE BEES

  • @MrLaurencetureaud "AH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!! MY EEEYYYYEEESSS!!!"

  • @MrLaurencetureaud HOWD IT GET BURNED! HOWD IT GET BURNED!!!!

  • @MrLaurencetureaud I thought that 2 before seeing your comment. was about to make a fool of my self by copying you unintentionally.

  • i had this on my last playthough over and over again... dont know why this happened. but most of the time they were not stuck... just running around, shooting and screaming.

  • FUCK! Mummy, there's a Commander Shepard on the floor! Squish it!

  • A similar thing happened to me the other day with a krogan xD

  • No i think he saw someone's mother and almost died of being scared from her ugly face. lol

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  • Someone's listening to Rebecca Black in their headset.

  • Try aim with the sniper rifle over a sound log, it slow-mos with the sound.

  • Blue suns trooper: WHOOAAAAAAAA!!!!

    Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

  • i had a similar thing happen in Far Cry 2 where an enemy was trapped under a burning car and kept screaming so loud. it was funny for a minute but i had to leave because it was damn annoying.

  • This is my reaction when the computer freezes up.

  • back away or i will jump sheperd

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  • He saw Miranda's ass and some activity took place in his crotch under his suit.

  • @makinmillions6 Miranda's not in the party...GG

  • He sounds like a dino from Jurassic Park

  • Haha, this happens to me sometimes. I love when it happens to an asari. It's pretty funny

  • @dcl32 Yeah. They sound like fuckin werdos.

  • @jakedee010 Hahah yeah, it's hilarious though. It's also pretty funny when it happens to Batarians.

  • @dcl32 Hah, yeah. I havn't had it happen to me in 12 minuites. I think I might die.

    While you're on YouTube, check out the Techno Turian.

  • @jakedee010 Hahaha, that was pretty great. You gotta love Mass Effect hahaha

  • I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GODDD XD!!!

  • Merc:STAY AWAY FROM ME.... YOU MONSTER! Shepard: No! Merc: WHOOAAAAAAAAAA WHOAAAA. Shepard:....-Walks away...-

  • He's being made to watch Twilight. Over and over and over... D:

  • @Holyfiremolotov

    He's reading the plot for ME2.

  • Of course he's scared. You have Garrus in your party.

  • Last week I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film. Stepped outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang and WHOOAAAAHHH!

  • Put him out of his misery :P

  • Im sure at 100% that he is watching 2girl one cup!

  • YES!!!! I thought these vids were fake with the random merc screaming, but it finally happened to me the other day and I just burst out laughing for about two minutes.

  • HOLY SHIT ITS SHEPARD!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • Is that Rebecca Black?

  • @LaJamesWoods LOL!

  • what really happened is that the merc got a place where he is infinitly falling, the screams he makes are the falling screams when you throw him out of a ledge.

  • 0:16 is when Sarah Jessica Parker's face comes on screen for the first time. He's like AAGHH!

  • He just found out when Mass Effect 3 comes out :)

  • for him to be yelling like that, you got some baaaaad face customization skills

  • well we all know what he was listening too: justine beaver

  • acrophobia O.O

  • hes trying to get to the CHOPPA

  • somebody thought shep was ugly

  • I want this on itunes.......... :D

  • *Show 2 Korgan Female and 1 Cup.... *

    Human Merc.: WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HH!!!

  • LMAO!!! that probibly went on for a lot longer!!! That is so funny!! my new favorite Video!!!!

  • he is listening to mordin's song.lol.:O

  • Someone installed a Quarian pleasure device...

  • That merc just played Dragon Age 2.

  • Shep: Surrender or else!

    Merc: Never!

    Shep: Snape kills dumbledore!

    Merc:WOOOAAAAHH

  • Sounds like he had bees in his ass.

  • Chewbacca.

  • Futuristic Tarzan.

  • Put that poor guy out of his misery hahah.

  • *Me in the bathroom after eating at taco bell*: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!11 WOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHH!!! AAARGH!!!! woooooaaaaaAAAAA A AA ARGH!!!!111 WOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! D:

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  • xDDDD

  • He's never seen a female before, he's quite new to the whole 'Flirting' concept.

  • WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHH, THERES A MOUSE DOWN THERE!

  • He's got his suit comm system stuck... All he hears are yo' momma jokes.

    "Yo momma gets more dick in her than a P.I.'s office!" "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

  • Put that poor soul out of its misery.

  • Merc:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

    Shepard:.......T_T

    Merc:WOOOOOAAAAAHHH...WOAHHH

    *Renegade interupt*

    Shepard: Damn mercs

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  • CCRY SOME MOAR!

  • @erasaka82 WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WOA-WOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!

  • He must be really scared of heights. You think his mom dropped him when he was a baby?

  • >Bioware

  • He slept with morinth

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TAZE ME BROOO!!!!

  • Yes, yes, that's a pretty good impression of a wookie. You may shut up now.

  • He just found out maximum pleasure option in his new suit

  • Ah yes, "WOOOAAAAHHHH". WOOOAAAH WOOOAAAH WOOOAAAHH.

    We have dismissed this claim

  • it is funny as hell to watch, but it is frickin annoying when your playing and in the middle of combat...

    "SHUT THE FUCK UP~!!" (hits mute button after hearing it for 2 minutes, gets chased by a krogan and then im stuck in the invironment and slowly shot to death by a krogan...)

    "son of a bitch"

  • Hehe cry sum moar.

  • Hes Scared

  • He is actually an insane,mutated prothean,which sounds and acts human

  • Blue Sun Mercs new battle cry : WhoaWhoooooa

  • At 0:15 he looked down.

  • lol he is in that helmet pointin his gun at shep and looking so fierce but then...

  • He's so freakin' terrified! XD

  • You guys are sick for laughing at this... He obviously has vertigo.

  • Luke, I'm you farther. WHOAAAAAAAH! WHOAAAAAAAH!

  • If I was a merc, this would be my reaction to Shepard too.

  • Shepard: Grunt can't you get him down from there ?

    Grunt: But Shepard, I'm enjoying watching him scream like a little girl.

    Shepard: ....

    Grunt: Not a girl like you of course Shepard.

    Shepard: Right...

  • either he found out what yaoi means, or he made a bet with ft

  • This happened to me!

  • I totally got this exact same glitch. 

  • the best part is when shepard steps forward and he steps back fucking terrified

  • my favorite part was when he said whoah.

  • Oh, what I forgot to say: WHOOOOOAAAHHH! WHOOAOOOOOHHH!

  • trippin' his balls off!

  • Just put him out of his misery.

  • HAHAHA WHAT???

  • Someone needs to remix this into a song. Then I will really die laughing.

  • lmfaooo. this happened to me too. xD

  • maybe Mass Effect 2 don't runs on his helmet =P

  • did anyone notice he sounded like chewbacca?

  • I'm pretty sure he's looking 2Girls1Cup..... the second time... this time on Red Sand... in Full 3D HD xDDDDDD

  • @Azrailpeter Of all the weird things on the internet that change people's minds, you pick one of the pussiest ones...

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  • he's watching some hardcore porn inside his helmet

  • I liked the part where he said "woah".

  • Tears are in my eyes OMG

  • Shepard has a big mole on her face...

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

  • Shoulda capped him at the end.

  • OHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    garrus:can it wait for a bit,i'm in the middle of some calibrations

  • Zaeed: Your wearing a Blue Suns Suit, turn and face the wall...

    Blue Suns Merc: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Zaeed: :l

  • About half way through the video I was just like, shoot him in the face now.

  • You don't get what happened. He was watching some holo-vids on his helmet screen, and a glitch made Sex and the City 2 come on. It's been playing for four hours straight. He cant get off the ledge because he cant see, the video is in his vision. Now he's doomed. He just realized.

  • Shep: You're the leader of the Blue Suns, right? Merc: Ya. That's me. Shep: I need your help to fight the reapers when they show up. Merc: What? Reapers? Shep: You mean you don't know about them? Merc: What the hell are you talking about, human? Shep: What I'm about to tell you cannot leave this room. Merc: Um... Alright... One hour later (Play video to see Merc's reaction)
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  • I think the voice actor had a lot of fun the day they recorded this...

  • Shep: Merc, I am your father!

    Merc: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • Put him out of his mery

  • Calm down, calm down. DON'T GET A BIG DICK!