How to make a turducken

[Msbea345]

so you discourage me from making it at home so that I can order from you?

[thrumylense]

This looks "turwonderful'!!

[hardtechnoboy]

I'd rather have Qua-duc-ant (Quail, Duck, Pheasant. It's 'cleaner' tasting.

[goldhoarder]

The first time I heard about this, I thought they took a chicken and just stuffed it up into the duck and then stuffed that up into a turkey. This video has completely ruined that hilarious mental image. Thanks for nothing!!!

[yxaochay]

can you please provide your telephone number..thanks

[ZeinethSky]

so, it's a turd a duck and a hen ?

[Mel1334]

I want to try that. At least once. Without the stuffing in between though. I hate stuffing. Other than that. I wants one.

[Mandalorian31]

I'm also a fan of the RvB recipe.

"First we start with a hummingbird, put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a Cornish Hen, then put that in a chicken, put all that in a duck, then in a turkey, then in a bigger turkey, put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard, put all that in a pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747."

[crazyinsane500]

i thought turducken was when you go to a zoo and then stand next to the monkey cage and they start throwing feces at you

[witchman1]

What? No Cowmoosekin? Lame

[BudDickman]

I had this at my Super Bowl party and it was delicious. Just as I got tired of turkey, oh, there's some duck. Then, mmmm, chicken! And repeat...

[lumbomaster]

i stick to a big mac and big coke + frence fries

[devilskullsixtysix]

manbearpig lolol

[kadrendo]

sound's tasty!

[killerj60]

*pukes*

[PersonalityZone]

Awesome

[TexasAggieDude]

wow cool

[joeyroastbeef]

why stop with turkey duck and chicken

put the whole thanksgiving dinner in there

what about a turducken/cow/pig/sheep/cammel­/girraf

oh and to make it dangerous put a king cobra in there

[1doctoma]

and we wonder why americans are a buncha fat bstds?....you got fries with that?

[keithbowser]

yea like were idiots and gunna cut off our fingers ...... loser

[nathanemily]

wow i never knew that thing actually existed

[SwanginBros]

now i know what turducken is!

[srmoska]

I want to taste it, but i don't like the filling part :/ it looks like vomit

[aliceinpearlgarden]

god...look up the word 'greed' in the dictionary and this video will pop up.

[TomZAm80]

(sigh! (but in a good way)) Only in America

[rarr2u]

duck...eww! i feed the ducks in my back yard theyre like pets i could never see my self eating one.

[christianporter12345]

Ill stick to turkey. :)

[mruslan]

I love how he's trying to discourage people from making this at home. "OMG it's such rocket science yer gonna lose a finger prolly". Dork.

[Cheeseforall]

He said you could try it, but it is difficult to make and you might not be satisfied with the results.

[handsoncommunication]

Yeah, I'll say. My mom was able to completely debone the three birds in less than 90 minutes, and she's not a professional. Even though the turkey ended up being overstuffed and popped its seams, it stayed intact, moist, and most importantly, delicious.

Maybe if a person has absolutely ZERO cooking skills and has never seen a knife before, maybe he'd be accurate. But really, it's not nearly as hard as these guys make it out to be.

[Syntox]

Of course! If it was easy no one would come buy it from him!

[jmselig]

I'm scared to watch this.

[TriforceNintendo]

100 dollars?!

[ZeroZic]

Watch this vid agian, maybe you understand if you watch it more then once ;D

[espio30]

better than gas

[babastara]

interesting

[guitarfreak131395]

DIGUSTING!!!!

[Lin3freak]

Thats pretty cool, but it looks... Nasty...

[guitarfreak131395]

u no im a vegetarian and this vid sux to watch.. killin a turkey is bad but y kill 3 birds

[jolayne23]

$100? I priced one here (in Vancouver, Canada) and I was quoted $150. crap

[teekocat]

lol gotta love bc..everything is more expensive

[deering505]

I've heard of turducken (and turgoosen) but I've never seen a picture, never mind a video.

Cool. Thanks for posting it.

[shroomingnewman]

i can understand the turkey and the duck, but why the chicken? chicken is too common and cheap.

[chretiendutroyes]

Turkey is cheap too. What we should really have is a Gooduckant, a goose stuffed with a duck stuffed with a pheasant. Maybe we could even put a Cornish gamehen inside of it. And don't forget to dress it with truffles, foie gras, and caviar.

[roman3773]

That kid Ethan and his turducken song deserves a stipend from you guys with his 750,000 views. He's a marketing whizz-kid!

[loonylovegoodinlove]

one word: weird :D

[henname]

eh. I just got food poisoning from aduck so no thanks.

[UmmWTFman]

this is actually really good. its chicken turkey and duck stuffed with rice and crawfish.

[roman3773]

Acquired taste? Why not try a donkeyhormule or a doggycatmousse? I want a cut in the profits for this genius idea.

[Cockwallet]

damn, i want one of those

[GnRlies1992]

100 dollars? It better be F***ing tasty

[suitman36]

the spice in the can looked like an "emeril" spice.

looked ok till he put the celery stuffing in it. i hate celery in stuffing!!

[patriotsrock01]

Where do you buy these? I want one next year for Thanksgiving.

[rhapsodyinblue07]

I'm sure there are better places... but I know you can order these from Cabela's and have them shipped to you.

[Loopykid56]

Thats gross..BLAH!

[xQuarantinex]

thats looked quite disgusting..i'm not a meat person myself...i don't think i could come around to eating 3 animals at once =/

[jolayne23]

well, if you're not a meat person, why are you watching this? it's *about* meat.

[Mylespugs]

a turducken is a combination of a turkey duck and chicken

[Soggycorndogs]

how is this so unhealthy?

turkey and chicken are extremely low-fat meats. almost fat-free in fact. I don't know about duck though.

besides, this isn't for one person, it's for whole families and parties.

[Garrison64]

Do you realize how long this is going to cook? He could have poop on his hands and it would be sterile by the time you finished cooking it. Not that I would want to eat poop from his hands. Just saying......

[AaronA2010]

lol

[lucier1234]

...why didn't he have gloves on?

[demonfast]

he does.....

[cakelady37]

I was thinking the same thing and no one is wearing a hair net.

[cakelady37]

They need to be reported to the health department!

[lollipopxlola]

two words

SOAP,

WATER.

[jmse2010]

Awesome. And no Americans aren't dying from food products like this, they are dying because they have no self-control and abdicate personal responsibility for how they look.

[Biguns]

WHUUTTT???

[HulloMr]

No, never again.

[ruoko]

I tried to make one...It was painful to do and to watch

[elkio]

OMG that sounds delicious. BDngr, that's the whole point of thanksgiving, to lower the life expectancy of an entire nation.

[soaper4]

stop posting all these mean comments. it looks pretty good to me, even though i've never had duck before.

[Togood4uf00]

same

[strugglingwriter16]

duck's pretty awesome, i reccomend it, though it is a little more fatty than the other birds.

[OttOandCO]

Alas, no Thanksgiving, no Turducken...poor me!!!

[guitardude341]

How many times did he mention that the meat was boneless? It's driving me fuckin insane!!

[Fleury2929]

the stuffing looked like guacamole!

[damariee]

HE'S NOT WEARING GLOVES ): I HOPE HE WATCHED HIS HANDS.

yay caps lock!

[runswithsciz]

I would buy this. And 100 bucks seems ok for that since its kinda hard to make

[clauziere]

yeah that's a pretty shitty name... literally

[Lemonzo69]

turducken looks pretty gross

[madfroggy29]

yum! looks good.

[Juliaflo]

Here's hoping this gentleman washes his hands BEFORE and AFTER making this.

Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving.

[naughty00e]

That does not look good. Stick with turkey. TUrkey can be healthy and lean, and good for fat americans. Nothing beats the turkey nap too after the game.

[ripefortheharvest]

You gotta love America.

[Rinderkennzeichnungs]

I call this genius. It is so innovative.

Who cares if its loaded full of calories? Thanksgiving is only once a year.

[CapnSage]

Dude, the first four letters are T-U-R-D! Seriously, it might taste OK, but for $100?!? Get real.

[BDngr]

this is why so many americans are dying from obesity

[naughty00e]

hahaha that and the telivitz. I eat my turkey carved lean, marinated in wine, and grilled on George foreman.

[omgcahley]

lol

[Chinamerican]

But turkey and chicken are pretty lean as it is? That and turducken isn't exactly what an average family of Americans eat every Thursday. Plus, even if it was just turkey, most Americans have at least a few days of leftovers after Thanksgiving so it's not like the family eats that big ol' hunk of meat in ONE SITTING.

[woodruffe]

y would you eat anything with the word turd in it dude?

[senoritacool]

ha ha!!!

[xantalias]

PETA would have a collective stroke if it saw this video lol

[wilbert916]

Turkey rules!

[senoritacool]

***BARF BARF BARF BARF*** That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!!! The meat looked sickly and the stuffing was SO GROSS!!! And you kept piling that brown crap on it. WHO WOULD EAT THAT?! That thing looks like a piece of crap! $100 is WAY overpriced. And how is that labor intensive?

[carselandace]

try building one yourself and call it over priced. whith all the labor and material, it would cost as much. BARF ON THAT

[shikitokaproto]

A. Of course it looked gross! It wasn't even cooked.

B. That "brown crap" is awesome seasoning. I would eat tat.

3. Knowing meat prices today, it is a bit pricey, but it is awesome.

and L. It is labor intensive BECAUSE it requires a lot of patience to make one, and needs more then 1 person to make.

SCREW YOU

!!!

[jayjesp]

Why don't you try to completely de-bone a whole turkey, a whole chicken, and a whole duck.....

[runswithsciz]

that ''brown crap'' is called spice

the meat wasnt sick... it's how it looks when the muscles and bones are gone.

and how is it intensive? try to cut the skin out of a turkey to remove all the bones... thats pretty tough... but you could try it and cut your both hands off so we don't see crappy comments like yours

[jc8ward]

Boneless? I can see leg, thigh and wing bones. And the stuffing look pretty lame. And $100? I can buy one locally for less than $50. Of, course, it did orginate here in New Orleans, so we have many producers.

[jayjesp]

The leg and the wing are the only thing not de boned. I had a turducken this thanksgiving (assembled it with family)... We used better stuffings tho :-D - total cost = 70 bucks. If you get the butcher to de bone it... It is kinda easier. and it is DEBONED.. you cut it like a roast.... just through the whole thing. you serve cross sections of the turduckey :-D

[Chinamerican]

Well you wouldn't have to debone the thighs or wings b/c there's nothing to stuff in them. Plus there's something wrong about eating a turkey drumstick w/o the "stick."

[deathblad13]

they dont take the bone out of the wings or drumstick, thats pretty much impossible

[Dinglekrantz]

okay dumdums, have you ever tried to filet your own meat with gloves on? you'll lose a finger because you can't grip anything. chefs prepare almost all foods without gloves, but you know what they do? wash their hands! it's not that tough, especially when you're cooking this thing to an internal temp of 180F.

[darthpocky]

$100 for a turducken? That seems kinda spendy, but with meat prices it seems reasonable.

[henname]

yeah I noticed how he kept mentioning that "its a lot of meat" over and over, so I was waiting for a big price tag.

[chretiendutroyes]

And how much of this thing is stuffing and not meat?

[ShadowCrashed81]

Wouldn't mind trying a turducken

[CompyFranko]

What's all this talk about gloves? You people do understand the concept of cooking food to kill bacteria, right?

[mpark005]

that would make some goooooood leftovers

but id still prefer the traditional turkey

[phoneboy1234]

that sounds gross

[pinkfox253]

$100 WTF!!!

[s0sexi]

Yuckie.

[ahoy8elly]

I wouldn't pay 100$ dollars for that...

i couldn't agree with you more, Buckpenn

[Sunrise1020]

$100? people actually buy this? i like my plain turkey just fine.

[Buckpenn]

I would stick with the traditional turkey dinner myself for Thanksgiving.

[NittyOh]

ok- seems nasty and wrong, but actually, tastes so good. I still prefer a regular turkey though.

[gora90]

Eeew, i could see why people would like that, but i dont! lol. that must be hard to make! good job! Happy Thanksgiving peoplez!

[poppymoone]

this is JUST a modern COPY of the ENGLISH medieval THREE BIRD ROAST.. but they used.. Pheasant chicken and goose also a FIVE bird roast from roman times... the 5 bird roast - a bronze Turkey stuffed with a Goose, Duck, Chicken and Guinea Fowl with a layer of organic sausage meat between each bird -

[dannywerac]

THAT was a SWEET comment. so i GUESS people today are just ripping off the OLD ENGLISH way of COOKING.

[ksb78]

Hmmm, Turkey in English midieval times?Considering that Turkeys are indigenous to North America and were not introduced to Europe until after the Spanish had come to the Americas. I might be wrong, though.

[willh5]

it doesnt mention turkey. It says pheasant, chicken, and goose. I could be wrong though

[dabassmasta]

stop COPYING stuff FROM wikipedia.

[damien71]

It's interesting that you chose to emphasize the word "from." Did you try reading that aloud before you posted it? Probably not.

[jonnda]

that's what wikipedia is for.

[Chinamerican]

So? Does that make it any less delicious?

[activeservoyam]

worst idea ever.

[marlo916]

i wouldnt consider it quality food if it was prepared with bare hands...clean or unclean...down with TURD-uckens

[xz22x]

LOL. any piece of meat you by at a market is most likely prepared with bare hands. you have to cook it anyways.

[ryancrosby]

"turd" is just not right. I call em "chuckey durcken's" much better.

[chroniccomics5]

shouldn't he be wearing gloves... gross

[louise12345]

What's the big deal? The meat is cooked. What if he WAS wearing gloves that he had wiped the sweat off of his ass with? Would you feel better about it then?

[Intelligo]

Assuming he hasn't washed his hands (which he has), then the fact you need to put it in the oven at a high enough temperature to kill any bacteria that may have been a problem means it doesn't even matter.

It is uncooked meat, you're gonna eat that raw in the first place?

[nbeegle12]

chefs dont wear gloves either, hate to break it to you. plus 5 or more hours in the oven would kill any bacteria from their hands.

[dpanfan]

um where in the heck are your gloves?? i would NOT order one of those!!!! especialy if YOU made it! mr.germy hands!!!!!...lol

[GuitarMusic123]

by the time you cook the meat, all bacteria will die.

[daubach231]

mauled.

[jrbrook76]

Yeah...and when you go to McDonald's, I bet you expect everyone washes their hands?

[lubedude2]

I used to work at the largest chicken supplier processing plant in the U.S. (can you guess who?) Under very strict U.S.D.A supervision and gloves are not required when handling birds, although clean hands are a must!

[mrLooshLoosh]

100.00 isnt bad considering how many pounds of meat it is, and with duck and turkeys being expensive already.. plus hey thats a lot of stuffing. it looks good minus the duck :P

[elco68]

that and the labor to debone them.

[kll510]

It looks gross

[JazzyFilms]

oh reallly beat this sardsabalmonturduckinlambporki­nvenisteak

sardine, stuffed in side sabel, stuffed inside salmon, stuffed in side duck stuffed inside chicken stuffed inside turkey, which is stuffed inside a lamb which stuffed inside a pig, which is stuffed inside a doe, which is then stuffed inside a cow

Beat that bitch

[cahancock12001]

Now, that's pretty damn funny. But I refuse to eat anything with "turd" in the title. Ha Ha, yeah yeah, I know, not nearly as funny as I think I am. Oh well, happy thanksgiving everybody. Peace

[supressorgrid]

the catdograt was not bad though.

[itzonlydrea]

umm looks and sounds good =)

[x3beejealous]

im confused!

[sarounsenjin]

100 dollars jesus

[pwntastic1]

That looks really really really really good

But i might have to take bernie bay and dwatson up on that, and then stuff one inside the other, then stuff a turducken in there

turduckencowpiglambcoturdrucig

now that would be thanksgiving the man way

[chinchbug187]

WOW! now you can eat 3 of the dirtyest yard birds in one bite

[chinchbug187]

nice, no gloves! I like your dirty hands all over my meat

[readerjoy]

Please be careful when syllabifying that word.

[AinokeA365]

i had turducken once and it was great!

[dwatson3000]

For every animal you vegetarians dont eat... I'm gonna eat 3.

At the same time.

Stuffed inside eachother.

Cowpiglamb anyone?

[sergioalcala]

Yes ill have some COIMB....=]

[1DAngus1]

hahah nice

[Zackkbum]

lol.

I like how he said "only 17 pounds of meat."

[Cockwallet]

when thats divided between a whole family (six or seven people) it's not a whole lot

[gpietsch]

A turducken is a de-boned chicken inside a de-boned duck inside a de-boned turkey, cooked.

[drx0972]

Im vegetarian too. So what if we vegetarians dont like meat? I dont like killing/eating animals, and I'll have plenty vegetarian products to eat this thanksgiving! I hope you choke on a bone......

[stankinlincoln]

I have a question about vegans and vegetarians.

Can vegetarians eat chicken soup(minus any meat). The chicken stock part. Are you allowed to eat that or is that a vegan thing?

[thereader]

Technically chicken broth/stock isn't vegetarian, but some probably eat it.

[jooples]

I think they are? I'm vegan, but and i know we can't eat chicken soup... But I'm not sure about vegetarians? Vegetarians tend to consume dairy products and eggs... just no meat.

[invaderzimgir2007]

You're so stupid. To tell someone to choke on a bone because they've got different beliefs than you? I hope you die of lack of protein. You are no better than someone saying vegetarians are stupid!

[ddrumsman549]

yay

[narutodude101]

Dude we were meant to eat meat just like a lion or a wolf.

We are Omnivores not Herbivores alright?

You go eat your supplement protein while us meat and vegetable eaters get our protein and vitamins the right way.

[robyyo]

Looks good, except the fact no one in the video's wearing gloves while handling raw meat.

[shiestaman]

It's RAW meat, meaning it's uncooked. Meat plants have very strict standards for sanitization and hand washing and besides, you're going to cook it anyways, completely eviscerating any bacteria in or around it.

[glo382]

who cares? everything that gets on gloves gets on your hands as well...

false sense of security.

[corbindoughy]

Mmmm..Turduckens aren't that bad...:D

[JRKENNAIII]

99 dollars at krogers

[ScottGoldbergFilms]

That is disgusting in my opinion. The amount of animal fat that people put in their system is abuse on their body. But hey, everyones different.

[Cockwallet]

Vegetarian are we?

Poultry meat is incredibly lean, with almost no fat whatsoever. Just protein. It's the stuffing which is full of fat, and it's made from vegetables!

What IS disgusting is how so few people realise that foods like peanuts, stuffing and fruit juices can harm them by overloading them with sugar and fat(peanuts are more than 50% fat!).

[clockworkjames]

AWW! Is not just stuffing, there should be veggies and bread and gravy and 3 different stuffings and cranberry and stuff.

[basketballforever44]

WTF is Turducken?

[GeronKizan]

That's what I do when I go to the zoo and agitate the monkeys.

[backseatmafia]

exactly. that shit looks like death.

[hermitcrabcare]

Turkey-Duck-Chicken

[harpdevil]

Not a video-watcher eh? Well i'll tell you so as not to put you out, then you wont have to watch the less-than-3min vid up above.

Turducken is a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, with stuffing in between each layer. Its for eating, you know, here comes the choo choo train!

And just to let you know, that button with a triangle on it there, that will make the video start, it held all the answers you sought.